Norm Nathan’s Vault of Silliness w/Tony Nesbitt - Ep 265 - Kerry On My Wayward Pun

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Vault has given us another longer form episode so you can listen whilst you do your Christmas shopping, baking and or wrapping. It's very possible that some of this may have aired in a previous episode that occasionally occurs. Sometimes I can catch it and make changes. There are many tapes and some may be copies where dates were transposed incorrectly. Other times they are too good not to hear again. And if this is the case here, what a treat. Before we get into all the details, let me remind you about the Podcast Tonight Awards. The voting ends on December 25th. You can make my Christmas merry by following the link here and cast your vote for Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness. Also, if you haven't already, please subscribe, share, comment, even just to say hello and always click that like button. Every bit helps open the Vault of Silliness to a wider audience. And of course, for exclusive content, join Patreon, Buy me a coffee or Castos. All the linkages are in the bio and in the description box. We have a Norm Nathan Show Dumb Birthday Game Norm Nathan show from December 10th and 11th, 1993, the title of which shall be Kerry. That's K E R R Y. Carry on my wayward pun. Thank you. It all begins with the caller, Bob Coffey, talking about George Shearing, who was a guest earlier in the night. Bob also hosted a jazz show every Sunday morning from 6am to 12 noon in Brattleboro, Vermont. Other calls the inimitable Pat, Robert from Everett, Kevin and Dorchester, Tony from Swampscott, Betty and Sudbury and a post game call from John and Lowell. The Dumb Birthday Game portion is from December 11th with our players being Al John calling from a noisy Mills shop in Charlestown, Jenny in Plymouth, Mark Sid Whitaker producing and playing in studio. I'm in studio and Jack Hart from Traffic. The birthdays Rita Moreno, Brenda Lee, Jermaine Jackson, Carlo Ponty, Terry Garr, Donna Mills and John Carrey. We get an event in history in what year did Boston's Bijou Theater become the first American playhouse to be lighted entirely by electricity? Some additional highlights include another deep thought from Norm's Hungarian Gypsy Princess grandmother and a rare inclusion of the ABC News with Bob Aronson, WBZ News with Darrell Gould, who introduces Jack with Traffic. And then we get an AccuWeather with Dale Mohler. Last but not least, our stockings are stuffed with commercials. Norm promos his appearance at the Liberty tree Mall from 2 to 4pm to benefit children's Hospital. The sounds of Christmas Pass with Heritage Radio Silver City in Barbosa's Auto World The New Hampshire State Liquor Commission, National Credit Group, Jim Brown of Grand Prairie, Texas for Triple Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder, A Christmas Carol at the Huntington Theatre, rich chocolatey Ovaltine ADT security systems. And another norm read for the National Credit Group. Episode 265, carry on my wayward pun loads its way to your ears in 3, 2, and 1. [00:03:26] Speaker B: There was, in fact, I can't remember if he's still playing now or not, but anyway, George did tour in various parts of the country and he was booked one time with the Quintet with Denzel playing drums and so forth at a spot somewhere in the southern climes. And somebody came up to him, they said, well, didn't you know that your drummer is colored? And he said, no, I didn't. What color is he? [00:03:55] Speaker C: That sounds like George. That's George. Although that's one of his better jokes is most of them are pretty awful. [00:04:00] Speaker B: Oh, boy. [00:04:02] Speaker B: But he has such an undying appreciation of the person behind the music, of anybody's talent, you know, I mean, whether you sing or whether you play trumpet or you play drum. [00:04:17] Speaker C: I know because we talking, you're talking about, you know, who recorded first or who first met Frank Sinatra. Actually, George has worked with just about everybody in the entire world or had been on everybody's show, you know, from Ed Sullivan to the Steve Allen show to the old Merv Griffin, you know, so he says he knows just about everybody. Anyway, I'm sure they're, they're as. They're prouder probably to meet him than he was to meet them. I don't know. I mean, this, this is an incredibly talented man. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And always so, so quick with the mind. [00:04:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:51] Speaker B: In fact, Don Thompson, who was the bassman that preceded Neil Swingson. [00:04:57] Speaker B: He, to begin with. First of all, Neil comes from Canada, as you probably know, and he is a bass band who has played with the Boss Brass as well as Ed Bigot Trio, and so forth. Well, Don Thompson preceded him and Don not only plays bass, but he plays piano as well as vibes. And when he was with George, they used to do a lot of two piano things. And I got to know Don along with some of the other Canadian musicians in the Robert Connell's band and so forth. And Don said to me one time, he said, the greatest lesson and the greatest experience of learning in my life was the years that I spent with George Shearing. [00:05:40] Speaker B: You think you know harmony, but George has more substitute chord ideas than anybody he had ever met. [00:05:49] Speaker C: So that's nice. [00:05:51] Speaker B: I'm taking an awful Lot of your time, you're most patient with me. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Well, what the heck, you're an old guy and, you know, I know how it is with old people. No, it's always a pleasure to talk with you, Bob, and I really thank you very much and I wish you good luck. [00:06:03] Speaker B: Okay. I'm going to get in on the next time you have a contest there about music, you know, jazz and stuff like that. I got a new question for you, so I'm waiting. When are you going to spring that again? I'm going to jump on the phone. [00:06:15] Speaker C: Oh, I. I could tell. I'm going to be. I'm not going to get it. I can tell just by the. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Last time I asked. You remember about the. The Western Star that recorded was Stan Kenton. And you, you gave me a too quick an answer because you come up with the correct answer when you thought about it for a little bit. [00:06:36] Speaker C: Oh, kind of like what we used to call cowboy singers. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:39] Speaker C: Was that Tex Ritter? [00:06:40] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:06:41] Speaker C: Hey, I answered that twice and I forgot. I forgot that I hit it the first time. Okay. That's right. I'd forgotten. Hey, Bob. Okay, we'll be doing probably another one of those things probably. [00:06:53] Speaker C: Maybe the week after next, I think, because I'll be sitting in for Bob Raleigh that week. So I'll be on the whole week. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:59] Speaker C: We may. We may do another music quiz at that time. [00:07:01] Speaker B: How would you like to co host a jazz show? [00:07:04] Speaker C: Sounds like fun. [00:07:05] Speaker B: Well, I'll give you an open invitation. Okay. [00:07:08] Speaker C: Anytime. Just, just send me a note, tell me what you want me to do, and I'd love to do it. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Well, I mean, call coming up live, you know, picking. [00:07:14] Speaker C: Picking music if you want. Now where do you tell me? Wherever you. [00:07:19] Speaker B: Well, every Sunday morning my regular gig is 6am to 12 noon out of Brattleboro, Vermont. [00:07:26] Speaker C: Oh, boy. That's because I'm working here all night the night before as well as you know. [00:07:32] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's right. [00:07:33] Speaker C: Okay, so I'd have to. I'd have to leave immediately and drive to Brattleboro, which is in the southern part of Vermont. I know, but it's still. No, I have a nephew and stuff that live in Williamstown, which is not too far from there. [00:07:46] Speaker B: That's right. [00:07:48] Speaker C: But that's still. That's way across the state. Yeah, I know. [00:07:51] Speaker B: It's a good. Probably 125 miles from where you live now. [00:07:54] Speaker C: Physically. I don't think I could make it in that short of time. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Okay, well, maybe you could tape a few jokes that. [00:07:59] Speaker C: No, because I'd love to. I'd love to be working with you on that. Sounds like a great deal of fun. And I don't get to do jazz. Maybe you noticed I had George on for an hour and a half and I never played one of his records. I know, because we don't even have a music license. [00:08:14] Speaker B: I know. The ASCAP license is gone, huh? [00:08:15] Speaker C: Yeah. BMI too. Yeah. I can't play music except our theme music. Yeah. Anyway, Bob, maybe we can do something else. But I'm. It's always a pleasure to talk. [00:08:25] Speaker B: I'll be in touch. Norman, thank you so much for the company and, you know, all that kind. [00:08:30] Speaker C: Of stuff, as always. Okay, Bob. Bye. Bye. It's Bob Coffey. Do you need Visa Mall in Danvers that Sunday afternoon? Would you drop by and say hi? Norm? I'd like to bid heavily so I can help the kids at Children's Hospital. That's children. The Liberty Tree Mall. Did I tell you the time? 2 to 4 Sunday afternoon, 2 to 4 at the Liberty Tree Mall. Thank you just so much. Be kind of fun to see. Liberty Tree Mall, by the way. They just redone the whole place. Added to it and all that kind of stuff. I think it's so nice. I may just put on a clean shirt and everything. Hey, I don't care, man. I pulled it out. All stops. Okay. We'll take some calls right after this. [00:09:16] Speaker C: Well, I am. I'm half asleep just talking. [00:09:18] Speaker B: But I'd like to ask you. I'd like to. I can ask you this question also, I think. [00:09:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:09:23] Speaker B: Have you ever experienced the tingle of a. Of a chandelier a crystal chandelier while playing. While practicing or playing the piano? [00:09:33] Speaker C: Very often. I do that very often. [00:09:35] Speaker B: Oh, you do? Oh, you have ulcer. [00:09:37] Speaker C: Yes. [00:09:38] Speaker B: What I'd like to ask you then is do you attribute that to the touch on the keys, to the tone or is it something that has repeated, happened repeatedly, say, probably with the same measures? [00:09:55] Speaker C: Yes, Yes. I would say yes to all of that. I do play the piano at home, as you know. I have a grand piano that's about 10ft long and a chandelier that measures about 7ft, I think, across and hangs down very low. Fortunately, we have huge rooms and a big, tall ceiling and. Yeah. And you especially notice it then. Have you been in a room that size? Because that's when you really noticed the thing. [00:10:20] Speaker B: I don't want to say too much. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Mine was devoted to the two piano concerto. [00:10:26] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. And that's just the kitchen. That's Just the pantry area, actually. I want to see the rest of the house. But. But there is that tinkle. Have you. You've noticed that you play the piano? [00:10:36] Speaker B: Oh, well, I. I don't want to say that I do, but I. But I, I have. [00:10:40] Speaker C: Yes, but you do. Well, you don't want to say that you do, but you do? [00:10:43] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. [00:10:44] Speaker C: Do you play pretty well? [00:10:47] Speaker B: That's enough for me to just conclude. [00:10:49] Speaker C: Well, do you have a piano nearby? Could you play a little song? [00:10:52] Speaker B: Oh yes, yes, yes. [00:10:53] Speaker C: You have a piano nearby, near the phone. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:10:56] Speaker B: No, no, that's all right. [00:10:57] Speaker C: No, see, if you put the piano, the phone knit at the piano, you could play it a little. What do you play, for example? [00:11:03] Speaker B: Well, I've had to devote so much time, say like to Grieg and to Chai and to Beethoven number three and Schumann and that there. That you just don't have time for jazz. [00:11:17] Speaker C: No, and I don't care about the jazz part. I just wondered. Now you play all those classical. You're naming some pretty difficult musicians like Grieg and Beethoven. You play that. [00:11:27] Speaker B: I'm committing suicide if I say I have to live up to it. And I've been at a standstill too long. [00:11:34] Speaker C: Well, I mean nobody's, nobody's going to give you a test and hit you on the head if you miss. But you do play. You play composers like that to wake. [00:11:42] Speaker B: Up the neighbors over here just by opening with the opening of some of them. Sure, sure. [00:11:48] Speaker C: Love me to do that. They would probably love it. [00:11:50] Speaker B: It's 24 minutes past 2 o' clock in the morning now. [00:11:53] Speaker C: Well, I. That's. Well, it's earlier here. As you know, we're on the central time, but believe it or not, it. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Was three o' clock in the morning. It was three o' clock yesterday morning. Something just stuck in my head and I went to the piano and just very, very light, as light as I possibly could and everything. And boy, it came to light. [00:12:12] Speaker C: What kind of a piano do you have? [00:12:14] Speaker B: Well, this one that I have now is Baldwin. But we've always been flourished with the best pianos. [00:12:21] Speaker C: The Steinways, you mean? [00:12:22] Speaker B: Oh, Steinways also. The Steinway was also included. [00:12:25] Speaker C: Well, because a bald one's a great piano too. What kind of. What kind? What is it? Is it a grand piano or is it an upright or what? [00:12:33] Speaker B: You're putting me on the spot now. [00:12:35] Speaker C: No, I'm just asking you what kind of a piano you have. Is it an upright or what kind. [00:12:41] Speaker B: Of a. I haven't got the space for it. I used to have three pianos. [00:12:47] Speaker C: No, no. What kind of a piano is this, Baldwin, that you now have? Is it an upright? [00:12:52] Speaker B: No. Yes. [00:12:53] Speaker C: Is it, it's not a small, small. [00:12:58] Speaker C: Baby grant or something like that? No, it's a upright. [00:13:01] Speaker B: It's not the baby grants? No. [00:13:02] Speaker C: Okay. It's an up. Well, that's still, that's a fine piano. [00:13:05] Speaker B: But, but that's, we were all provided with, with those, though, at the, at the studio, though. Are you playing with Russell Blake Howe? [00:13:14] Speaker C: No, I'm not. Who is Russell Blake? How. [00:13:17] Speaker B: Well, he was one of my teachers. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Son of a gun. [00:13:21] Speaker B: There's a whole part of me, he's gone with the Albert teachers now in New York. [00:13:26] Speaker C: And there's a part of you, Pat, that I never knew about. You're a pianist. That's why. [00:13:33] Speaker B: I don't want to say too much. [00:13:35] Speaker C: Well, you don't need to. I think we've already determined that you play the piano. You play it on a good piano and you know, you know about music. I didn't know that about you. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Oh, well. [00:13:48] Speaker C: Is the piano right nearby where you are right now? [00:13:51] Speaker B: Yes, I have. [00:13:52] Speaker C: Can you just play a little bit softly, just so we get an idea. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Who do you want me to, you. [00:14:00] Speaker C: Want me Just a little bit. You don't have to play a whole lot. Just play. Put the piano on the, you know, near the. [00:14:11] Speaker C: Oh, that's just one chord, though. You know, just a few notes. Feel a little bit beyond that. Just a little bit. You don't have to play a whole thing. Just maybe four or five chords or. Something. [00:14:25] Speaker B: Dropped off of my ear. No, I, I can't right now. At this hour of the morning, they'll be able, they'll be calling the police over here. [00:14:32] Speaker C: All right, well, I, I appreciate it. Maybe one day when I, if I, maybe I can bump the 3 o' clock in the afternoon news and we can do it then or something. [00:14:41] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:14:42] Speaker C: I appreciate hearing from you, Pat. Take care. Bye Bye. Isn't that kind of interesting? I, I, I'd never heard Pat in that kind of a role before. Son of a guy. This year, delight everybody in your Christmas shopping list with the sounds of Christmas past. [00:14:57] Speaker B: What kind of segue was that? [00:14:59] Speaker C: I beg your pardon? What kind of segue was that? I thought that was a smooth Segway. Now we got Pat playing piano. Next thing you know, I bet you Robert will have jokes. Are you kidding me? That's too much of a miracle. Even at Christmas time, there's a segue I know it. At Christmas time you expect miracles. But not from Robert. No, not from Rob, remember? Let me check with him. Robert, do you have a miracle for us? Oh, great, he's listening. Well, he's been hanging on the line for about an hour and a half now. [00:15:31] Speaker C: Anyway, this year delight everyone on you. You just drop in anytime you feel like it, Robert. Heritage Radio of Boston once again offers their great Christmas cassettes. I think I hear some sound, some. Some living tissue coming from Everett. Is that you, Robert? Over 30 hours by heritage Radio Boston. The great old time radio programs to choose from with the radio and show business stars of the 1930s, 40s and 50s. Amos and Andy. [00:16:02] Speaker C: He's there. He doesn't know he's. He doesn't know he's on the air. You know why? Because he's stupid, that's why. Jack Benny, Fran Allen, Frank Sinatra, Lionel. [00:16:13] Speaker B: Lionel. [00:16:14] Speaker C: Granny spot about Scrooge and many, many more. Boy, that was pitiful. All on the full hour TDK cassettes. [00:16:25] Speaker C: Heritage will send you a list of these great old sounds of Christmas if you'll send your name and address to Heritage radio Post Office Box 16, Boston, MA 02167. That's Heritage Radio Post Office Box 16, Boston, MA 92167. Get your free list now while there's still time to order the most nostalgic gifts of the season. Be a great gift, dude, to give somebody an old radio show and some. Some great ones on tape. Even a Robert maybe can learn something. You know, I doubt that. I wouldn't doubt that he would learn any from anybody. Send your name and address to Heritage radio post office spot. He's here hearing mumbles. Let's listen in on him. [00:17:11] Speaker C: Oh, that was nice. That was rhythmically done that. [00:17:13] Speaker B: Talk to anybody he doesn't know. [00:17:17] Speaker C: He still doesn't know he's on the air. That's how stupid he is. Heritage radio Post Office Box 16, Boston 02167. And give a distinctive vintage radio gift from Heritage. Put him on hold. [00:17:29] Speaker C: Okay, Rob. Robert, do you know you've been on the radio all along? [00:17:34] Speaker B: I've been here. Right here. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Why don't you hold on? Maybe we'll talk after the news. [00:17:39] Speaker B: Why? Why? Why? [00:17:40] Speaker C: Why? Why what? Why? [00:17:42] Speaker B: I want to talk to George Sherry and you put me on hold. [00:17:45] Speaker C: Okay, yeah, hold on just a minute. You'll talk to George Sherry right after the news because I know where he's going to go. I know where he's going to be and we'll talk. Just hang in there. Now, if it's happening now. You're hearing it now on wbc. Be part of the auction is to be there at the Liberty Tree Mall. Down. Beautiful spot. Okay. Sunday afternoon, 2 to 4. I hope you'll come by because otherwise I'll be just so darn lonesome. Okay, let's get back to Robert. What were we talking about anyway? [00:18:18] Speaker B: Robert? I want to talk to George. Sheriff. [00:18:21] Speaker C: Okay, just a moment. I'll get him for you. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Don't lie to me. [00:18:26] Speaker C: Okay, here he is. Here he is. [00:18:27] Speaker B: Don't lie to me. [00:18:28] Speaker C: I'm so. So. You're getting. You're getting excited, aren't you? [00:18:31] Speaker B: Of course. Because I work with the man in Montreal many, many years ago while you were playing as a disc jockey. [00:18:39] Speaker C: You said that in a derogatory manner. [00:18:41] Speaker B: I did not say I. I wanted the man played my ass. [00:18:45] Speaker C: Well, he's not here now anyway. So what do you want to say? [00:18:48] Speaker B: I explained I wanted to talk to him if he remembered about Montreal. The Ashton Cafe was a jazz band. [00:18:59] Speaker B: Bass. [00:19:01] Speaker B: Drums. And they booked a comic in the Bob Hope of Canada. [00:19:06] Speaker C: Who's that? You, of course. You're the Bob Hope of Canada. [00:19:11] Speaker B: I was Mr. Entertainment. I sang, I danced and when I. I want to tell you the truth. [00:19:19] Speaker C: If you listen well, say something that's worth listening to. [00:19:25] Speaker B: I put my arrangements. I have arrangements for 18 piece band. I put my arrangement chart. Do you know what charts our arrangements are for an entertainer like Frank Sinatra or anybody else? [00:19:38] Speaker C: Do I know what a chart is? I do. [00:19:40] Speaker B: Music. Music. [00:19:42] Speaker C: Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me, Robert. I know what a chart is. [00:19:46] Speaker B: Why do you tear me down all the time? [00:19:48] Speaker C: You're tearing me down. It seems to me you're yelling at me. Now do you have. Can you hear yourself with that anger in your tone screaming at me, no. [00:19:56] Speaker B: You're my best friend. [00:19:57] Speaker C: I'm not your best friend. I'll never be your best friend. Never was, never will be. In fact, I look upon you in a very negative way. But anyway, go on with your stupid story. [00:20:08] Speaker B: I went in and put my music down. He says, and this man is sightless, as you call it. And I says, you do it this way, you do it that way. He says to me, he says, bob, you go out and do. He says, I'll follow you. I'll ad lib. And you know my music. And this is a. A jazz place. And my music was the greatest that I've ever heard with these musicians who call themselves, they can read music. This man Bat Me up so bad, so beautiful, that I. I thought, oh, my God, I need all this music and I'm paying all this money for it. That's all I want to talk about. And you kept me on for two hours. [00:20:58] Speaker C: You're lucky to get on here at all. Nobody else will talk to you. [00:21:01] Speaker B: No, you're still my best friend. [00:21:03] Speaker C: Oh, I'm not your best friend. You still. Norman? Yes. [00:21:05] Speaker B: May I hang up on you? [00:21:07] Speaker C: Go ahead. It'll make you feel good. He did. He really did hang up on. God love him, God bless him. He's a. He's a. He's a man with spirit. But he asked you and it kind of took me. Yes, it did. Yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah. If you mind if I hate your guts and hang up on you in total fury and anger. Not at all. Thank you very much. [00:21:36] Speaker C: Okay, let me see how we. Let's get to Kevin in Dorchester. I think that'd be nice. Hi, Kevin. [00:21:42] Speaker B: Hey. Long time no talk. [00:21:44] Speaker C: Hey, that's a good opening line. Yeah, and I'm very pleased to be here. [00:21:48] Speaker B: And guess what? Tonight must be DJ night, because I too, was a dj. [00:21:55] Speaker C: You too were a dj? Where was that? [00:21:58] Speaker B: In Pennsylvania. In Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. At Arabian College. [00:22:04] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:22:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I had my own show called Sounds of the City. [00:22:09] Speaker C: Sounds of Sounds of Sounds of the City. Now, what city was that? [00:22:14] Speaker B: Well, it was basically inner city music. It was R B, jazz, reggae. [00:22:20] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:22:21] Speaker B: And rap. So it was. It was a mixture of it. [00:22:25] Speaker C: Were you great? [00:22:26] Speaker B: Oh, I was good. I was the best thing on. On Carl's radio. [00:22:30] Speaker C: What. What are the. What were the call letters of the station? [00:22:32] Speaker B: Call letters was wrmc. It was kind of crazy because I. I think it should have been MCR for Marie Moravian. Car was radio, but instead they decided rmc. [00:22:44] Speaker C: Well, maybe they were already. They might have. May have already been a W. Mrc. [00:22:49] Speaker B: Well, no, we. We tried. We tried to get changed, but that didn't go through. [00:22:56] Speaker C: Well, now, did you check? [00:22:57] Speaker B: Everybody wanted to keep the old. The old name, I guess. [00:23:00] Speaker C: Oh, I see. Now what. What was you. Where were you on the dial? [00:23:04] Speaker B: We were actually in the one year that I was there, we had two stations with originally at 64, and it was. It was in the campus and. And then we went to 59. [00:23:19] Speaker C: Okay, well, you just. You were on campus station then. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Yes, I see. But if you're within one mile of the campus, you could. You could still hear us, so. Yeah, it's pretty good. We had calls. I got calls and requests from off campus, too. [00:23:34] Speaker C: So now you did you graduate from. From Arabian? [00:23:39] Speaker B: No, I didn't. I, I planned to transfer but I got sidetracked with this rap contract and. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Well, now what kind of a contract is that? [00:23:51] Speaker B: Last time I spoke to you, I had received a rap contract and I had put together some lyrics and got into the studio only to be told that they. That my producer's business had went belly up. [00:24:09] Speaker B: So my, my. [00:24:13] Speaker B: I never even had a chance to perform. [00:24:16] Speaker C: Oh, that's too bad. I'm sorry. [00:24:18] Speaker B: I did make a recording or two which is in the possession, possession of my producer and he's not willing to give that up, so. [00:24:26] Speaker C: Well, I wish you good luck. I hope it works out for you. [00:24:28] Speaker B: Actually, I was sidetracked because what I originally wanted to do is start my own business and I'm gonna do that now. [00:24:36] Speaker C: What kind of. In music business you mean? [00:24:38] Speaker B: Yes, it's going to be production. [00:24:40] Speaker C: Okay. [00:24:41] Speaker B: It's going to be product. [00:24:44] Speaker B: Bringing big name entertainers into town, into the Boston area. And I don't want to say too much because someone with more money may get the idea. [00:24:54] Speaker C: That requires a little bit of money though. [00:24:56] Speaker B: Yes, it does. [00:24:59] Speaker B: Requires thousands of dollars which. [00:25:02] Speaker C: Do you have a backer? [00:25:03] Speaker B: No problem, no problem. There'll be no problem after the first year, so. [00:25:08] Speaker C: Well, good luck. Hey, when you keep me in touch, it sounds like you get something good going, something else. [00:25:13] Speaker B: There's another side you haven't known to me. You know, I also play jazz piano. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Do you? [00:25:18] Speaker B: Yeah, and I've been playing piano for about seven years now and I was taught classical music and I. I just never quite caught on to classical music and. [00:25:34] Speaker B: I self taught myself jazz piano since it is emotion and improvisation. So I self taught myself. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Are you pretty good? [00:25:45] Speaker B: Oh yeah, I'm pretty good. But I don't have a piano around with me because my piano is still on the Cape. And the funny thing is the piano was donated to me and at the time I had a keyboard. So since I had a picture piano donated to me, what I decided to do is donate my keyboard to two young inspired girls who wanted to learn piano. One was nine and her sister I believe was six. [00:26:14] Speaker C: What a nice person. You're a nice person, Kevin. [00:26:17] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I learned on that keyboard and I decided to let someone else learn on it too, so. [00:26:23] Speaker C: Well, that's very kind of you. What's the next step? The next step that is producing. After January? [00:26:30] Speaker B: Yes. Well, actually I have to speak to my consultant and we are going to. It probably would not actually get started into the fall because there's a lot of setup work that I have to do first and. [00:26:48] Speaker B: There'S a lot that has to be done before you actually jump into that. So. Also we'll be putting on talent shows throughout the communities too of Boston. So I probably will be advertising on DC on dv. [00:27:03] Speaker C: Well, we'd love. We welcome you and I wish you well. [00:27:06] Speaker B: One other thing. Yep. Is the game full tonight? [00:27:09] Speaker C: Let me check. Is the game full? Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. [00:27:16] Speaker C: Sid, the Whitaker. It's just a producer just told me it is. Yeah, tomorrow night we'll be doing it again. Just call earlier. Okay. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Okay. [00:27:23] Speaker C: And then talk with. Is that you want tomorrow nights too, Sid? Oh, good, good. Yeah, call, ask for Sid Whitaker. Well, you just call this number and Sid will answer after 11 o' clock tomorrow night and he can line you up then. [00:27:37] Speaker B: All right, sir. [00:27:38] Speaker C: Thank you. Good luck, Kevin. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Yep, thank you. [00:27:40] Speaker C: Okay, maybe we'll talk to Sid tomorrow. I know we'll talk to Sid tomorrow. I mean, you know what I mean? Okay, let me see. It said Tony and Swampscott. Hi, Tony, you're on wbz. [00:27:52] Speaker B: Hi, Norm. I was listening, happened to wake up with George and, and I couldn't figure out who you were talking to. You know, then when it all, you know, it start to be put together. [00:28:04] Speaker C: I know I should have mentioned his name more often. I forget to do that. [00:28:08] Speaker B: You know, he was. She knew his mission and all these lounges, what George Shearing was to what he did, what his. He was a lounge pianist type of thing. They don't have that anymore. I mean, it was nothing more. [00:28:24] Speaker C: Well, they do, they do have lounge pianists who still. Who still play. [00:28:28] Speaker B: So today you go to the lounges, all you hear is noise bars. [00:28:32] Speaker C: No, but, but no, if you go to certain places, the. The Hotel Colonnade, for example, has a room there where they have a pianist. The Hotel Lennox has Al Vega, who's there one or two nights a week playing along with a vocalist. Now, I know the kind of lounge you're talking about and there are not a whole lot of them. There used to be many, many more than there are now, but there's still some of them that, that exist. [00:28:56] Speaker B: One of the albums that George made is where he did one with Ken, I think Lush. I think it was the Lush Interludes with George Shearing. Remember way back, could you imagine Kenton and Shearing together? And they put a very lush piano with him, you know, as featured with, with the lush music strings behind the back of him. I mean, I remember some of this George Sherry Was absolutely a marvelous man. I couldn't believe. I thought he retired. He has, you know, he was like you said, he's in his 80s, you know. [00:29:28] Speaker C: No, no, he's. He's 70, let me say. I'll tell you exactly. He had a birthday last this past August. He was born in 1919. What would that make him? That would make him 74. Yeah, he just turned. He turned 74 in August. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Because he is a remarkable man. I mean, absolutely incredible pianist. It was the Shearing Touch. There's nothing like it. Now he's going to be at Kellisville and his. And his wife sings along. [00:29:57] Speaker C: Is that. No, she doesn't sing though. She is a singer, but she does not perform in his act. No. [00:30:03] Speaker B: What is it just him alone? [00:30:04] Speaker C: Him and. And a. And a bass player named Neil Swanson. Swainson. Just a piano and bass. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Oh God. I think maybe. Maybe drop over there. Give me the time again. So I. [00:30:17] Speaker C: 8:30 and 10:30 and Saturday is the last. Last of it. [00:30:22] Speaker B: Okay. I appreciate, you know, you. You have heard this music in it and people today don't get a chance to really appreciate. [00:30:32] Speaker C: Oh, that's true. But there's still. There's still some jazz around. Yeah. So if you want to hear it. You still can't. I gotta get going, Tony. But I appreciate the call. Based on nada guideless damage dealer to subsidize 6amount payments to buyers source till March 94 discounts and rebates in lieu of offer. [00:30:45] Speaker B: Hey Eddie, what are you doing Saturday? [00:30:47] Speaker C: Saturday I'm taking my car to Silver City. In Barbosa's Auto World's. [00:30:51] Speaker B: Any trade goes. [00:30:52] Speaker C: Sale any trade goes. [00:30:53] Speaker B: What's that? [00:30:54] Speaker C: This week only Silver City and Barboza's Auto world are paying $2,000 more than your trades actually worth. Your car wasn't worth two grand back in the 50s. It doesn't matter. This week only it's worth $2,000 or more. [00:31:06] Speaker B: Guaranteed. [00:31:07] Speaker C: Guaranteed? Yes, it's guaranteed During Silver City and Barbosa's Auto World. 2000,000$. Any train go sale. 2000 is 4000, 4000 is 6000. Even your 6000 dollar trade becomes $8000. 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There's a state liquor and wine outlet store nearby, and many are open on Sunday. So stock up at Great Savings and remember that a gift of wine or spirits is always in good taste. Bring your gift list to a state liquor and wine outlet store the next time you visit New Hampshire and have a happy holiday season. [00:32:46] Speaker C: Okay, let's see. Why, it's Betty in Sudbury. How you doing, Betty? [00:32:52] Speaker D: Yes, a long way tonight. I know it's better earlier in the morning. I mean, later in the morning. I woke up when I heard George Shearing on. And you just answered something he said. 57 years in the business and he's 74 years old. [00:33:10] Speaker C: Yes. [00:33:11] Speaker D: You were talking about Perkins. Now, did he go to Perkins or how did that come up? I don't know. [00:33:17] Speaker C: I don't think he. I don't know that he attended Perkins or maybe he visited Perkins or was in touch with Perkins in some way. [00:33:25] Speaker D: Yeah, because when I woke up, they were talking about different teachers. I was wondering if anyone out there was old enough to remember Mr. Hartwell, who taught at Perkins when I was a little girl. I was in his junior choir at First Baptist Church in Waltham and probably influenced one of the people who influenced me to go into music teaching as a career. But that would. I'm talking back in the. [00:33:56] Speaker D: Early forties during the war years. So he was teaching. He taught music at heart at Perkins at that time. [00:34:04] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't know. I know a couple of people did call when he mentioned Perkins who had remembered some of the people he talked about. But neither one, I think, would go back quite that far, I don't believe. [00:34:16] Speaker D: Yeah, not too many rounded. [00:34:19] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know his exact connection with Perkins. [00:34:26] Speaker D: You threw out a question to him about whether young people were interested in jazz. And what I find is, as you know, I'm a music teacher, and. [00:34:41] Speaker D: I find that the kids with high IQs are the ones who are interested in both jazz and classical music. [00:34:49] Speaker C: They seem to go together Very much so, yes. [00:34:53] Speaker D: People who, you know, I find that the kids, and they're introduced to it usually by one parent or grandparent who has a jazz collection or has classical music. And of course they don't get it from their peers at all. But these are the ones that. [00:35:16] Speaker D: I find are really interested in. They are the ones that are a joy to teach. [00:35:24] Speaker C: Well, I think jazz and classical music both are complicated kinds of music and you just don't, you don't pick it up that quickly. And a lot of people don't have patience enough to listen to a whole lot of it until it begins to make sense to them. They, you know, they either like something or they drop it. [00:35:41] Speaker D: You've got to go through the baby stage. Like you mentioned, you're starting piano. Well, you have to go through the beginning book just like everybody else. Even just like the six year old, you have to start at the beginning if you've never done it. And it's hard when you to start something when you're older because you know it's supposed to sound better. [00:36:05] Speaker C: Well, when you're learning, you're learning about it. It's most pop music, you can. You listen to a song and it's not complicated. It's pretty easy to catch on. So that's as far as most people get. And to go a step further into classical music or jazz, which is much more complicated, you really have to listen a whole lot until it begins to. [00:36:28] Speaker C: Kind of grab you, you know, until you understand what's happening. And a lot of people don't have the patience to do that and they quit too quickly. So they don't like classical, they don't like jazz, but they haven't given themselves any time to learn it. And it's neither one. Can you learn all that quickly? I don't mean as a musician, but I mean just as a listener. [00:36:46] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, it's. Well, it's sort of a developed taste. [00:36:51] Speaker C: In other words. Sure, yes. [00:36:54] Speaker D: Anything that is worthwhile doing always takes a while to, you know, if it's, if it's simple, you can pick it up easy, but if it's more complicated, it takes a little while to do it. [00:37:06] Speaker C: I was just telling that to my dog, Valkyrie just the other day. In those very words. [00:37:12] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. So anyway, you gonna call me off air, I hope? [00:37:17] Speaker C: Yes, yes, I am. I'm sorry, I've been very promise on. [00:37:19] Speaker D: A stack of Bibles. [00:37:21] Speaker C: Yes, even. Well, yeah, okay. Okay, Betty. Take care. All right. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Bye. [00:37:27] Speaker D: Bye. [00:37:28] Speaker C: Oh, she wants me so badly. No, we were. It Sounded like that, didn't I? We were talking about something. She wanted me to talk to one of her. Her great kids in her classroom. And I. I've been kind of uptight about that because they're little, they're young kids, you know, elementary grade, and she wants me to talk about Jazz. And I'm. I'm just. I'm just kind of up, you know, I'm. I'm nervous about whether they're going to pay any attention to really care what I have to say in that age group. [00:38:00] Speaker C: And I'll be back in a moment with some explanation of what it is I just said, which I don't quite figure. Anyway, do you need Visa, MasterCard, a home car or car loan or. As we speak? Yeah, a couple of hours, and then kept. It really stinks, you know. You're with the National Credit Group. Are you this group that I'm supposed to call. Yes, I am. And you. And you use kind of big financial terms like stinks, like your credit stinks. Yes, well, we try to put it in layman's terms. Yeah, you do. That's. I suppose that's kind of nice. Nothing fancy about the way you talking. Fancy at all. Yeah. Yeah. So we're serious about this. By the way, I detect a giggle in your voice. No, it's no giggle. No giggle? No, no. Having. Being able to have those kind of credit cards, having plastic, as we call it, having my credit updated. That's no giggling matter. So what I will do then is I'll call your main Office at the 617-536-0639. I know it sounds like I'm giggling, but the giggling is in your set. It's not like I said, we are updating our files as we speak. And the last I checked, you had said you had bad credit about 40 years ago. I'd say. Yeah. I'd say you have even worse credit. Yeah. It could be our. A mistake. It may be because I. I did charge. [00:39:21] Speaker C: A package of Bic pens to our stationary store the other day, next hour, and I made jokes about the stationary store. Remember I said Staples is the stationary store. I wanted to see whether it was really a stationary store. And so I parked outside and watched it for about six hours. And in that length of time, it didn't move hardly at all. So that was a stationary store. Were you eating? That's the time you had your takeout lunch. Wasn't. You went to Sichuan? I went to a place that specialized in Szechuan and Cantonese. [00:39:51] Speaker B: That's Right. [00:39:52] Speaker C: And Mandarin cooking which was kind of unusual because was an Italian restaurant. [00:40:00] Speaker C: Credit report, sir. We're going to run right into the news. If I don't get on with this. 617-536-0639. That's the National Credit Group. If you used to have bad credit but now you. It's. It's good again. You think it ought to be good, but they haven't updated it. Call National Credit Group 617-53-6606. [00:40:23] Speaker C: That's 617-53-60639. And tell them that Sidney Lefkowitz suggests that you call and you'll get one wail of agree. This is it WBC field. Anyways, you know Glamourfield and Westinghouse, they don't, they don't skimp, you probably noticed that. No, I skimp or scrimp. Skimp. They do scrimp, but they don't skimp. That's true. And Tony Nesbitt of course is here. Good morning. On your ears. [00:41:01] Speaker C: I like that. That's a good one. Yeah, I love that. That's nice. And we have Jack Hart. Hold on a minute, Jack, until I plug in. Let me see. How do I. He's up there. Oh, you're already there. He's up there. Where you're going to press. [00:41:13] Speaker B: Where you gonna. [00:41:13] Speaker C: This is behind the scenes right? There he is. Hi, Jack. Well, thank you very much, Jack. [00:41:19] Speaker B: Hi. [00:41:20] Speaker C: What do you have for my people, Jack? Yeah, what, what do you got? What kind of traffic you got on our ears? Cuz the, the rain is. The rain is coming down pretty fiercely as you well know. [00:41:30] Speaker B: Yes indeed. [00:41:31] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. It's Mike Dam. Hold on a minute while I do another WBZ Westinghouse. I would eyewitness meteorological check. [00:41:42] Speaker C: Oh, it is, yes. It's just not letting up at all. No, it's not. It is, it is Neo Diluvian of all. If it's. [00:41:49] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [00:41:50] Speaker C: Neo Deluvian is very good. Yeah, okay. Okay, so now you've met our panel and we're ready to play the dumb birthday game. Today December 11th is the. Incidentally is the day before Frank Sinatra's birthday. He'll. He has a birthday on Sunday the 12. I'll have to call tomorrow night. Yeah, tomorrow, yeah. I'll tell you how old he's going to be so you get one up on it. No, I'll tell you right now. He's. He's going to be 78 and he's still saying so much for me getting the One tomorrow. Well, there'd be other people there, including Connie Francis. You can look up her age. Well, the boy isn't right. Is that her? No, no. She's saying who's sorry now? And Mama. [00:42:32] Speaker C: She also do lipstick on your collar? I think that was somebody else, so. [00:42:36] Speaker B: No. [00:42:37] Speaker C: Maybe. Might have been. Might have been her. Anyway. Okay. Today's the birthday I mentioned of Rita Moreno, born Rosita Dolores Alverio in Puerto Rico. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in West side story back in 1961. I think also as I recover, Rita Moreno has won one of the only people who's won four awards. [00:43:03] Speaker C: In. In different aspects of. Of the entertainment. I think she's won not only the Oscar, but she's won a Tony, an Emmy, and I think an Obie, which is the off Broadway kind of stuff. Or maybe a Grammy. A Grammy, maybe. It might. Might have been that. Yeah, but she's won four separate awards. I think the only person to do that. Wow. Very impressive. Yes. He's also a very attractive lady. Great legs. [00:43:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Al, what do you think? How old is Rita Moreno? [00:43:34] Speaker B: Say about 58. [00:43:36] Speaker C: 58. Okay. And what do you think, John? [00:43:40] Speaker B: 53. [00:43:41] Speaker C: 53. Jenny? [00:43:45] Speaker B: 56. [00:43:46] Speaker C: 56. And what do you think, Mark? A healthy 63. A healthy 63. Okay. Sid? [00:43:57] Speaker C: 55. 55. 55. Okay. [00:44:01] Speaker B: Nobody said anything that time. That's the limit. [00:44:04] Speaker C: Thanks. That's the only reason I said that, Tony. What do you think? So, 61. How was. [00:44:12] Speaker C: 61? [00:44:19] Speaker C: Are you having an outburst of some kind of dread disease? Are you trying to figure out. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Well, 61. [00:44:25] Speaker C: She could have been. [00:44:27] Speaker C: Oh, 61. Are you just repeating. I thought. Yeah. The year of the west side Story, right? West side story was 61. Yes. Well, geez, I'd be surprised if she's. That's 30. 32 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. She could be 62. [00:44:45] Speaker C: I don't know. No, I don't think so. I'm gonna have to say she's 59. 59. Okay. Jack. Hi. What do you think? I'll say 62. No, Jack is right. You should have stuck with her. She's 62. No, that's it. Yeah. I felt so bad when you changed it, but, you know, put a little asterisk there and say that he would have got it. He would have got it had he stuck with the other. You gotta. You gotta stick with your. Your. Your first thoughts deep inside. I know. I really have. I know. I know you're gonna have confidence in yourself. Say, where does that guy work? An all night puppet show? [00:45:22] Speaker C: No, is it. Is it a Miller Mill play? No one is a mill. He works. Oh, a Sheetrock. Okay, Brenda Lee, Remember Brenda Lee, she was no relation to. That's. Was that lipstick on your collar? Oh, no, no, no, no. Sweet nothings. It says her biggest hit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So sorry. Is that the one? I don't know. Yeah, she recorded that in 1960. Her. Her name was at birth was Brenda May Toppley, but she apparently liked Molly B, Peggy Lee. [00:45:58] Speaker C: And somebody. D. Was there a D, E, E, Ruby D, Ruby D. So she became Brenda Lee and they formed a quartet and they're known as the Andrew Sisters or the Mills Brothers. Anyway, let's start with you, Jack. How old do you think Brenda Lee is on this very day, December 11th? She was, was, was. But a child. She recorded it. [00:46:25] Speaker C: If I recall. [00:46:27] Speaker C: Born in Atlanta, Georgia. Know that doesn't help much, but Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah, yeah. She's a child back then too. She was born. So that was. I'm sorry, it was 34 years ago. 33 years ago. That helps you kind of hone in on it. Sure, sure. [00:46:46] Speaker C: I'll say. She is just 50. 50 years old. Okay. And Tony, what do you say? She just is. [00:46:58] Speaker C: 49. 49, yeah. Okay. And Sid. 52. 52 says Sid. Okay. Mark, what do you think? [00:47:08] Speaker B: I think he's. [00:47:08] Speaker C: I think she's 52 also. 52. Okay. The lovely Jenny in Paris. Limit. [00:47:16] Speaker B: 54. [00:47:17] Speaker C: 54. And what do you say, John? [00:47:20] Speaker B: I'll agree with Jenny. 54. [00:47:22] Speaker C: 54 also. And Al 55. 55. And that's the limit. Yeah, that was kind of the dispirited little interjection there. I was having a drink. I'm sorry, that's the limit. That's all right. Okay. Brenda Lee, actually case is 49. Yes. I would have had two, but I have one. Tony said 49. Hit it right on the button. How about Jermaine Jackson? [00:47:49] Speaker B: How about him? [00:47:51] Speaker C: There's no end to those Jackson people. He's from Gary, Indiana, which has to be one of the ugliest cities in the world. Well, when you went through. It was what? Well, when I went through some carriage back then, it was about 35 years ago. Yeah. It was ugly then. It must be even uglier. I drove through there about 16 years ago or so and it was just, just, just ugly. Ugly. It's right outside of Chicago and near Hammond. It's handy. To Hammond, Indiana, which is equally as ugly. Anyways, why is that? Well, because it's very heavily industrial. They got the power lines cutting right through the whole place. It's a big steel air, man. It's in a suburb. Yeah, it's. It's a industrial part of the outskirts of Chicago. Did they film that movie, the romance, Grant Blake. They filmed the romance of steel ingots. Okay, Gary. And some of the. Some of the close shots were filmed in Hammond. Matter of fact, some of the Jackson family appeared right in that film. That's right, yeah. Yeah. In fact, let's. Let me tell you about the Jermaine Jackson. I know you don't care, but his biggest hit was Daddy's home in 1973. I'm a few bars. We missed it. Sorry. Yeah, 73. In 1973 is when he, he did that. Yeah. He also did a hot number with, with Devo Tickle your Fancy, which was. Yeah, okay. And with the Jackson 5, the biggest hit was I'll be there. I'll be there. In 1970, he married Barry Gordy's daughter Hazel. I thought you wanted to say he married Barry Gordy. No, he married. He was going to, but he was turned down, so he married his daughter instead in 1973. And they're still married. I don't know. Doesn't say. Oh, it does not say. But that would have been 20 years ago. That helps you get an idea of the age. I'm going to start with you, Jenny. How old do you think Jermaine Jackson is? [00:49:49] Speaker D: 42. [00:49:50] Speaker C: 42. Okay. And John, what do you think? [00:49:54] Speaker B: 37. [00:49:56] Speaker C: And Al? [00:49:57] Speaker B: 41. [00:49:59] Speaker C: What do you say, Mark? 46. And we'll just. Let's see. Sid, what do you think? [00:50:07] Speaker C: I have to go with 39. [00:50:11] Speaker C: Did you hear what he said? I tried to make it as nasal as possible that time, Norm. I hope that was good enough. That was. It was actually, you know, it was really, you know. Well, anyway, 39 will mark down. Tony, what do you say? [00:50:30] Speaker C: When was I'll be the other date on? I'll be there. When that was. I'll be there. What's it. What's the date on I'll be there, you ask. Okay, the date was 1970. That's correct. I'll be there, huh? Yeah. [00:50:43] Speaker C: He was probably both. [00:50:46] Speaker C: And 70. 80. [00:50:52] Speaker C: 41. 41. Okay. And what do you think, Jack? 43. 43. Okay. Jermaine Jackson today will be or is 38. He was younger than I thought he was. Wow. 38. And our Sid said 39. [00:51:13] Speaker C: And John over there in the noisy shop said 37. [00:51:20] Speaker C: So John. And John and Sid both were correct on that. All right, so we know what he's won more than once. But the Jack. Tony. I almost won more than John. You almost did. That's true. You keep saying that over and over again, won't you? Maybe. Maybe it'll make a difference by the end of the game. I don't know. Wait. How many times did you almost win Tony? Once. Oh, so I would have had two. Yeah. Yeah. But I only have one. I just wanted to make sure. Okay. Yeah, it was that once. You almost won just once. A couple of times before, but tonight only once. How about Carlo Ponti? Who's, of course, married to the woman I adore. I love her, but I'm still riding the range. Forget I said that. Wow. One of his most successful movies was Marriage Italian style. Hey. In 1965. Remember the theme song? Marriage Italian. [00:52:17] Speaker C: Like love American style. White and blue. Yeah. [00:52:23] Speaker C: Green, white and orange. Oh, that's all right. [00:52:26] Speaker B: No, no. [00:52:27] Speaker C: What? It's. But it's green. Green, white and blue. It's not green, green, white and red. I'm sorry. Yeah, as for the moment. Yeah. Kind of little French in there. Green, white and red. White. No, actually, the way the flags of the world with Tony and Jack. Obviously, none of you know music very well. The way this song went was, oh, Marriage Italian Style is certainly worthwhile. And it went on like that. Yeah. No, that was the way it went. If you don't know the story song, just forget it. Okay. Just don't make a deal. Let's make a deal. Wait a minute. Oh, no. Mark. Mark, how old you think? Carlo Pontius? I think he's probably 76. That's the spirit. [00:53:12] Speaker C: Oh, by golly, chicas. The way you guys said that just inspired me to arise from the dead, then come into your studio. I wish I were alive. I'd love to take part in that game, you know. [00:53:29] Speaker C: Jack, how old do you think Carlo Ponti is? Let's see, She's. He's got children 21 years older than her and six inches shorter. He's. He's 21 years older. They have two sons who are six inches shorter than he is. That's right. No, they're seven feet taller than he is and six inches shorter than she is. However. [00:53:53] Speaker C: Their arms go down. Put them all together, they look like a pan pipe. That's right. Pain persistence unusually severe. See, your doctor. [00:54:06] Speaker C: Didn't make any sense, but kind of funny. Show me a woman who has a husband six inches shorter than. Cheers. And I'll show you an ice cream cone made of pimento. Boy, that didn't make any sense at all. [00:54:24] Speaker C: Your Romanian gypsy princess grandmother. Hungarian, please. She hated the Romanian. She was Hungarian. You know, you could gather her sayings in one volume and market it as the saves of the. I dab on a loose leaf note with reinforcers at the moment, but I may go the next step. Do they still sell reinforcers? Those things never work, did they? No, but they're a lot of fun at parties. Yeah. [00:54:52] Speaker C: These would be great just to find them on the floor in school. They never stayed in the book. No. So what do you think, Jack? How old is Carlo Ponti? Carlo Ponto? [00:55:06] Speaker C: I'd say he's. He's 21 years old. [00:55:17] Speaker C: 83. [00:55:20] Speaker C: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop, Jack? Three. Three. [00:55:27] Speaker C: Okay, Al, what do you think? How old do you think, al? Carlo Pontius? [00:55:32] Speaker B: 74. [00:55:33] Speaker C: 74, okay. And Sid. [00:55:38] Speaker C: Let'S see. [00:55:42] Speaker C: 72. 72, okay. Where was he born? That won't help you. Just says Italy. It doesn't say what part of Italy. [00:55:51] Speaker C: Jenny, what do you say? [00:55:53] Speaker D: 74 too. [00:55:54] Speaker C: 74. [00:55:57] Speaker C: Does that say Santa? No, say Tanta, quatro. [00:56:02] Speaker C: And Giovanni, that is John. [00:56:04] Speaker B: 84. [00:56:05] Speaker C: 84. Otante quatro. I'm probably saying it all wrong, but I'm so cute. Who cares? Tony, what do you say? [00:56:17] Speaker C: I'm sorry. Huh? 70 something 2. 72. Same as what Sid said. Yeah. Yeah. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Okay. [00:56:24] Speaker C: Actually, Carlo Ponty. I like the way you. Well, all except John, who. No, I guess a couple of you guessed kind of high. He's actually 80 is what he is. How old is her face? So she would be. She would be. Actually I thought she was a lot younger than that. She's only 50. No, she's. She's an incredibly attractive woman. It shows you 59 year old ladies can be okay. [00:56:48] Speaker C: She's okay in my book. Okay, so let's see. 80. The closest would have been a Jack hard. Who said 83? [00:56:59] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it. Nobody said 77. On the other side. So you won that round. You're leading by two. There we go. And Tony again. Sid and John both have one apiece as we go to Cherry Garbage. You almost get one. Yeah, I didn't want to mention it again though. Oh, yeah, you did almost get one, didn't you? Yeah, we would have been tied. Yeah, there was a reporter from the Christian Science Monitor just called to make sure that they wanted authenticated. It'll be in the Monday edition. Yeah. Of World Monitor. Right? Yeah. [00:57:30] Speaker B: Most don't get the cigar. [00:57:33] Speaker C: That's right. It doesn't. You know, I never thought of that. Almost never gets the cigar. Son of a gun. Yeah, yeah. Almost only counts in horseshoes. And something else too, isn't it? Hand grenades. And that's it. Hand grenades. Oh, Terry Gar, born in Lakewood, Ohio, moving right along. Appeared in Tootsie in 1982. And was that that she just got married, did she? Yeah. Did she? Yeah, secret. In a. In a kind of a secret ceremony in Mexico or something. She was probably not legal. She part of that NAFTA agreement in the 1983. She was in Mr. Mom with that with Michael and also has been on the David Letterman show a lot because he seems to like her a lot. And she's a very leggy lady. Yes, she is. She's an attractive lady. Yeah. Okay, Terry Gar, we'll start with you. Speaking of leggy ladies, we'll start with you, Jenny. [00:58:26] Speaker D: Okay, how about 36? [00:58:29] Speaker C: 36. [00:58:31] Speaker B: Okay. [00:58:32] Speaker C: What do you think, John? [00:58:35] Speaker B: 41. [00:58:37] Speaker C: Okay, 41. And Tony? 40. Tony says 40. And what do you say, Mark? 38. Mark says 38. And what do you say, Al? [00:58:50] Speaker B: 39. [00:58:52] Speaker C: Oh. [00:58:56] Speaker C: Swallows a lot. That's right. Terry Gar says Al is 39. [00:59:04] Speaker C: Terry Gar says Alice, 39. She. She thinks she's 39 also. Yeah. They both guess the same age for each other. And. Sid, what do you say? Geez. 38. 38. Oh, never mind. Did you have a question? It's okay. [00:59:22] Speaker B: No, no, that's. That's okay. [00:59:23] Speaker C: You sure, Jack, what do you think? Well, she was in an episode of Start the original Star Trek once, and she was more than 11. Yeah, that's good. She's. She's actually about 47. Actually about 47. He is not. Yeah. Come on, Jack. 40. So you're thinking of Goldie Han. She's lovely, delightful. But she's about 47. No, she's actually 44. See? Yeah, but he, he was as close as John was on the other side. So John, who said 41, was three years off. Jack, who said 47 was also three years off. She wasn't 47, though. That, that was my only point. No, she was not. No. But. So Jack and John win that. And Jack now has three cards, correct answers, and Tony has one. And then almost. Yeah, and it wouldn't have mattered right now because I'd be behind. And of course my, my having one is offset by the fact that she actually got married huh? My, the joy in elation is set off by the fact that Terry Gar got married. I either read that or I. Otherwise. Otherwise? You think that you were in the running? Was that what you're suggesting? I see. People always say that. Sorry, girls, he's already married. Like, you know, like. [01:00:45] Speaker C: Like Richard Gere is going to marry some 12 year old kid. Well, never mind. You never know. [01:00:53] Speaker C: Donna Mills, born in Chicago. Appeared in Knott's Landing as A.B. abby Ewing. They come up with some great names for these things. Abby Ewing. Donna Mills. Anyway, look over there. It's Abby Ewing. Well, somebody get her a doctor. She looks pretty sick and she keeps Ewing. I see. [01:01:17] Speaker C: It's just a. Just put a cold compress on her forehead and wipe away the spittle from her mouth and she'll be all right in a few days. Just take these pills, sweetheart. Donna Mills. Anyway, way I understand her, her maiden name was. Was. Normal. [01:01:35] Speaker C: Normal Ewing. No, Donna Normal. What? What do you say? Normal Mill. Abby Normal. Her maiden name. Abby Normal. Oh, from the show. Abby Normal. I see. I see. [01:01:50] Speaker C: Why don't you go first with this and let's get you out of the way right off. Speaking of happiness. [01:01:59] Speaker C: It was meant more as a historical point than. [01:02:04] Speaker C: No wonder. It was even more. Sure it was. Yeah, Obscure. It was a historical point. I have the. I have a feeling that she's the one that's 47. She's the one who's really 47. I can believe that. [01:02:18] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:19] Speaker C: And Tony, what do you think? I can believe that. Okay, I'll put that. How. How do you translate I can believe that into an age. 47? 47. Yeah. Okay, sure. You know who. I bet you, John, they will know. Who? How old? Well, let's ask him right off then. John, what do you think? You know why I'll know? [01:02:39] Speaker B: 45. [01:02:41] Speaker C: The 45 for Donna Mills? Because he's working in one, that's why. Oh, I see. [01:02:47] Speaker C: Donna Mill. Yeah. Another historical point. [01:02:54] Speaker C: Where is he calling from? Where is he? John is in Charlestown. Oh, yeah. Oh, Donna Mill in Charlestown. That's right. There we go. And Donna's around Less like the Malden Mills. Sure, they make lovely Maldives. [01:03:10] Speaker C: Sid, what do you think? [01:03:12] Speaker B: Hello? [01:03:13] Speaker C: Is Donna Mills and her orchestra. [01:03:18] Speaker C: I'm still trying to recover from Jack's last remark. But he'll never recover from that. The best bet is not to listen to him. This man can have a terrible influence on your entire soul. [01:03:30] Speaker C: If only I'd known this in advance. Well, you're a young kid. You'll get over it. You've got a lot of years to get over it. Us old guys never do. [01:03:41] Speaker C: 46. 46. Okay, Mark, what do you think? [01:03:45] Speaker B: 48. [01:03:47] Speaker C: You're kind of quiet, Mike. You don't, you don't have any snappy ad libs or anything. Why is that? [01:03:51] Speaker B: I don't know, I'm. I, I think, I think you guys. [01:03:53] Speaker C: Are all paid to do this or something. [01:03:57] Speaker B: You guys with the ad libs all. [01:03:59] Speaker C: Seem to work there, you know. Oh, really? Valeries stay low because of this. Yeah. Don't feel self conscious about this at all because. No, that's, that's not at all true. [01:04:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:09] Speaker C: So we just take donations. [01:04:11] Speaker B: That's right. [01:04:11] Speaker C: Well, I'm not practiced at 3 in the morning. Yeah, no, no, because we're gonna, we're gonna do another one after this and I want to hear a lot of ad libs from you. Okay, Mark? [01:04:19] Speaker B: I'll do my best. [01:04:20] Speaker C: Okay. As a matter of fact, to tell you the truth, not only are we not paid for this, but if management could hear us, we wouldn't be working here. It's. Unfortunately, they, they can't stay awake at night. Or fortunately for us anyway. Al, how old do you think Donna Mills is? [01:04:36] Speaker B: 46. [01:04:38] Speaker C: 46. You can ad lib a little too if you want, Al. Yeah. [01:04:43] Speaker C: That'S not a bad one. Pretty good. Yeah, a couple of steps. A lot of people fall apart after the second. Yeah, he went through four of them. They could put that in the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Let's get. See, she loves you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a hit on a hand, Jenny. [01:05:02] Speaker D: Okay, how about 48? [01:05:05] Speaker C: How about 40? Does it feel good for you to be surrounded by all these good looking guys? [01:05:09] Speaker B: I'm enjoying it. [01:05:10] Speaker C: Actually. There. Most of the guys are good looking. Three or three of the. I'm enjoying it myself. Being surrounded by these good looking guys. Hey, actually three of the guys are pretty ugly, but I'm not going to say which ones. Donna mills is actually 50. [01:05:25] Speaker D: Oh. [01:05:25] Speaker C: Years old today. That means Mark and Jerry. She's Jenny rather. Mark and. And yeah, Mark. She's a mighty fine 50 then. [01:05:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:35] Speaker C: Wow. Yeah. Half century. She's a half century old. Yeah. Half century. Doesn't that sound awful? Half century. Not to me. It doesn't sound like music. Yeah, probably half century. I remember when I was a half century, I could skip and jump and play with the kids and it was really nice. And now, now, well, what's the sense? [01:05:59] Speaker C: Anyway, next, Next is John Kerry, United States Senator. Do you know he was born in Denver, Colorado. I didn't know that. But he's the Democratic senator from Massachusetts originally, I believe. From Lowell. I think he grew up in Lowell. Live shot carry. Live shot carry. Yeah. You sound like a Howie Car. Well, I just. I was just. That's not my. You know, that's not me who said that. I'm just saying. Repeating what I read. Sorry. I see. Okay. You know, it's true though, don't you think? Live shot. Yeah, he's kind of. He's there a lot. Every time there's a camera, he's got his face. Well, you won't find too many politicians who shy away cameras. No, there's certain reasons I like John Kerry and I won't. I won't go into him now, but. But he's. I think he's okay. But anyway, aside from that. John, let's start with you this time. What do you think you want. You wanted ad libs from Mark on this one. This is really. No, no, we're going to go to Mark next. I know, but John Kerry. What? John Kerry. Well, I know you can do political jokes. Okay. Like that. All right. What did you say? John? [01:07:05] Speaker B: 48. [01:07:06] Speaker C: 48. Okay. And Mark 53. [01:07:09] Speaker B: Okay. [01:07:10] Speaker C: Any ad lib you want to accompany that with? [01:07:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I might come in later. [01:07:14] Speaker C: Okay, I'll keep. I'll keep your telephone live and hot. So anytime you want to just come in. You can make sure you're not. Not in the house when he's doing that. [01:07:25] Speaker C: I'm sure he's not. Well, you said you're going to give us all olive oil is live and hot. I don't know. Make any sense at all? No. But does the show make any sense at all? Of course it doesn't, but I never claimed it did. Well, I. I think his makes sense. Maybe if you were looking at it from a prurient attitude. [01:07:45] Speaker C: Meaning? Meaning nothing. Just don't. Don't question him anymore. You're talking about. What was that word again? Because you're in the Prudential. Is that what you're talking about? Like that? Yeah. Okay. Tony, what are you. Donna Mills. Donna Mills. Oh, no, I'm sorry. [01:08:02] Speaker B: John. [01:08:03] Speaker C: Senator John Kerry. Whose initials, of course, are jfk as you know. What's his middle name? His middle name is Francis. No, I know it's not. I forgot what his middle name is. John. [01:08:17] Speaker C: No, I forgot. You know anybody know it is. It begins with an F. Whatever it is. Fine. I think it stands for anyway. What do you think? Who'd I Ask. Is that you? That was me, yeah. I'm still trying to think of an ad lib for this and there isn't much. [01:08:34] Speaker C: John Kerry. Huh? [01:08:37] Speaker C: 40. No, no, no. What were the guesses so far? 53 and 48. Okay. [01:08:46] Speaker C: 51. 51. No, no, no, no, no, NO. [01:08:49] Speaker B: 50. [01:08:49] Speaker C: 50, 50, 50. I think I read that. And even 50. Yeah, I think I read that. Okay, I just remembered. Okay, let's, let's, let's go to you, Al. What do you think? [01:09:02] Speaker B: I'll say 50 and a quarter. [01:09:05] Speaker C: So you're gonna stick with 50 then to round it out, eh? [01:09:08] Speaker B: Okay. [01:09:11] Speaker C: Sid. [01:09:13] Speaker C: 50 said. I'm telling you, I don't know. No, I'm gonna have to. Well, 48 serves your right. 48. Same as John said. Okay. And Jenny. Oh no, John is a nice man. Are you, are you denigrating my friend Jenny? What do you say? [01:09:33] Speaker B: 51. [01:09:34] Speaker C: 51. Okay, Jack. And boy can he carry on. [01:09:42] Speaker C: You know there was a. Yeah. Also you could have said. Oh, the days of the Kerry dances. Yeah. There's something in it about karaoke too. Karaoke is probably there too. Yeah. [01:09:56] Speaker C: Or speak softly and carry a big stick. [01:10:01] Speaker C: The old Kansas in that rock band. Carry on my your way with. [01:10:06] Speaker C: Carry Nation. Carry me back to old Virginia. Sure, yeah, that'd be good. That'd be nice too. Yeah. Okay, we've given you enough time to stall there, Jack. Do you think, you think when he goes on the plane he takes on a Carry on. Carry on. Luggage. Luggage, yeah. Yeah. Wow. [01:10:27] Speaker C: You know, I think I'm gonna have to go with 50. 50 is correct. That's right. Yeah. So we had. I read it, I told it. 50 is correct. So we had three winners, Al, Tony and the very lovely Jack. So that means Jack now has four correct answers. Tony has two and we've had three and. Yeah, that's right. Would have had three. John has two and Al, Jenny and Mark and Sid all have one of. Everybody's won at least once. So that's, that's pretty good. Tonight, like these that make me proud. I got into radio. Makes it worthwhile. Yeah. Makes me proud that I'm an American. Yeah. [01:11:11] Speaker C: Because no other country would give you this type of freedom. [01:11:15] Speaker C: No, they wouldn't. Rightly so. I say, okay, yes. [01:11:20] Speaker D: You'll have to find a better name than you have for that game. [01:11:24] Speaker C: The dumb birthday game. Yeah. What would you suggest? What do you think? [01:11:29] Speaker B: Dating Game. [01:11:31] Speaker C: Dating Game would be good. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Jeopardy's already been taken, so we can't call it that. And Wheel of Fortune. Wheel of Fortune would make too much sense. Pyramid. The pyramid wouldn't make sense. [01:11:44] Speaker B: The birthday. [01:11:45] Speaker C: How about the birthday is right. Price is right. [01:11:49] Speaker D: Why don't you have a contest? [01:11:52] Speaker C: I named the dumb birthday. Name the dumb birthday. Give it a new name. Yeah, rename the dumb birthday. [01:12:00] Speaker C: Okay, I'm gonna. Here's. Here's an event that happened. I'm gonna ask you what year it happened, okay? Because it happened right here in Boston on this very day, December 11th. Boston's Bijou Theater, the first American playhouse to be lighted exclusively by electricity. Gave its first performance of Gilbert and Sullivan's Iolanthe. But that was right here. The Bijou. I don't know where that was. Maybe somebody does. There was a Bijou right on Washington Street. Might have. Might have been there. Or it might have been where the Wang center is. Near the Wang Center. I'm not sure. Anyway, what year would that have been? First American playhouse to be lighted exclusively by electricity. And on this date, December 11th. Gave its first performance of the Gilbert and Sullivan Opera at Ireland Theater. You know, one interesting thing I'm curious about. Was Bijou the name of a theater chain? Or was that, you know, like you would apply either savings and loan or household finance or whatever. Now, Bijou. Bijou was a name. It wasn't a chain, I don't believe. Not like Lowe's chain or one of those. Bijou, I think, means jewel. And I think a lot of places use that as a. As a name for a theater. As a name. It didn't mean theater or anything like that. It seems as though theaters all had this, you know, same names. The. The Bijou, the Biograph, etc. Well, yeah, there was the Paramount, of course, which would have been owned maybe by the Paramount Company. There was. They came up with Rialto, which, of course, is another way for the Great White Way. The theater. [01:13:44] Speaker D: The Strand. [01:13:45] Speaker C: The Strand, that's right. It's another way of staying. Rialto. There was the Olympia in Everett, where I grew up. There was the Rialto, the Capitol and the. Well, the Park Theater. I don't know why they called it the Park Theater. Was not on Park Street. Was it near a park? No, there was not a. Near a park either. There's no reason for it. Could you park around there? You could park around there. That must have been the reason for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only theater in town you can park at. The Park Theater. Yeah. There was another theater in town that didn't last too long. It was called the Sidewalk because it was here. It was there that, you know. [01:14:21] Speaker C: Another one was called a fire hydrant theater because it was very close to one of those. But you can't get there by car. Can't get there by car. [01:14:32] Speaker C: Okay. The B shoe. Anyway, what year did that open with that and at the first to show have electricity? I think Mark is going to know the answer. Electric or just the theater was lighted? No, everybody was electric and everybody was lit. [01:14:45] Speaker B: Oh, they're all lit. [01:14:47] Speaker C: They had a welcoming party and man there. Oh yeah. They were lit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How festive. It was festive. Mark, what do you think? [01:14:57] Speaker B: Let's see. [01:14:58] Speaker C: Lynn used to be called the City of Lights. What's Lynn? [01:15:02] Speaker B: Lynn. Yes. [01:15:03] Speaker C: Because. Because of General Electric there, you mean? [01:15:06] Speaker B: Oh, no, no. [01:15:06] Speaker C: Actually it was one of the first lit cities in. [01:15:09] Speaker B: In North America. [01:15:10] Speaker C: Is that right? I didn't. Nothing. They might have had an all electric theater before the Bijou was around. Maybe. But this says here that. And then said, hey, why don't we just try test this in Lynn and light up the whole city. They lit the rest of the town but kept the theater with. With gas lights and open flames. Yeah. [01:15:35] Speaker C: Okay. What do you say, Mark? [01:15:36] Speaker B: Mark, what year do you think the. [01:15:37] Speaker C: Bijou. [01:15:40] Speaker C: First was lighted? I don't even know what we're talking about. [01:15:44] Speaker B: 1909. [01:15:45] Speaker C: 1909. Okay. [01:15:49] Speaker C: And Jenny, I cherish your answer. [01:15:52] Speaker D: 1903 because I was there. [01:15:55] Speaker C: Okay. 1903. That was the year my mother was born. You were born in 1903. No, you were much younger than that. That's right. You have to be 90 now, wouldn't you? She was in the chorus. My mother would have been 90 years old this year. [01:16:07] Speaker B: I'm not gonna tell you. [01:16:10] Speaker C: Even today she can kick almost as high as she did back then. Who? Your mother? No, my mother. Not quite her anymore. No, but Jenny maybe. Oh, okay. [01:16:25] Speaker C: I think else is not 1910. He's a ball of fire, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Sid, what do you think? [01:16:37] Speaker C: Let's see. 1906. 1906. 1906. Yeah. 1919. Ought six. Sure. Yeah. [01:16:46] Speaker B: Oh, sure. [01:16:48] Speaker C: Jack Hat. What do you think? 19 oh 19. Ought four. Okay. Tony. 18 ought 99. 1899 is good. John, what do you say? [01:17:04] Speaker B: 1900. [01:17:05] Speaker C: 1900. 19 ought. Art. Thank you. Somewhere into two odd. Art. Art. Soon? Before you know it. A couple few years. [01:17:16] Speaker B: Is he another wife? [01:17:18] Speaker C: What's that, please? [01:17:19] Speaker D: Is he ot Anotherwise? [01:17:20] Speaker C: Is he ot? [01:17:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:22] Speaker C: Are you going by the Izzy Orts Grill? Is that what you were implying? [01:17:27] Speaker D: I'VE heard the name before. [01:17:28] Speaker C: Oh yeah. I not only heard the name, I. I was there once, I believe. Oh, sure. You were not. And is it. Get it? You were not. Yeah, but it wasn't odd. It actually wasn't odd like in. No, it was. Or. [01:17:47] Speaker B: You were. [01:17:47] Speaker C: You were north. You know, that's not a good name for a restaurant. Well, it wasn't a restaurant. It was a sleazy bar is what it was. It's a great name for sleazy bar. Yeah. Bad for a restaurant, but good for a sleazy bar. Oh, because they have like chips and little snacks. So they were. Those would be orths of food. [01:18:07] Speaker C: Does that mean something? Am I. Is this weird? [01:18:09] Speaker B: You know. [01:18:10] Speaker C: Know. And you do crossword puzzles. It's in there in every puzzle. Small bit of food. Ort. An ort. Ort. Hold up, hold on. I got the dictionary. You're not going to get away with that one. Ort. We're going to learn something from your cockamani performance. If nothing else. As long as we don't enjoy your jokes. At least if we can learn something from that. [01:18:40] Speaker C: Hold on a minute. Okay. Ort. Or. Well, you got that Random House unabridged second edition dictionary on the way. So next week we can look it up too. Okay. [01:18:52] Speaker C: Son of a gun. He's correct. Really? It's in there? Yeah. It says a small scrap or leaving of food after a meal is completed. A scrap. Bit Middle English probably for Middle Dutch. Rte. Contraction of or. I am. It goes on and on. More than you care to know. Wow. There's that much information in that word, right? A small scrap of leaving of food after. We always called it garbage. [01:19:20] Speaker C: But it wasn't. We don't. We leave. Obviously we're making ort. But if you know I hear me, I'm the ort man. So the art man's come to pick up your art. The art man. He's the art man. Well, I mean now when you eat a cookie and you always left crumbs, would they be nice? Say, look at all the cookie. [01:19:37] Speaker A: Or. [01:19:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's the. Or. The leaving of food. Huh? Yeah. How about. Oh, if you leave a little bit of that, that be the or of. You know, I went to a place that. That. That specialized in showing bits of food throughout. Throughout history. It was an art museum. Oh. [01:20:00] Speaker C: Sorry. That was crummy. [01:20:03] Speaker B: Get rid of him. [01:20:05] Speaker C: Okay. The Bijou. [01:20:08] Speaker C: I don't think anybody cares anymore. But the. The year that it was the first electrified theater and opened anyway that played the island 1882. And so Tony said 1899 years off. But he was the only. Well, you're the only one who got back to the 19th century. Everybody else had it up in the 20th. [01:20:35] Speaker C: And okay, so that means that you would have tied him. That you would. You almost almost tied him, but didn't quite make it. So when did Innocent discover electricity? Edison has not yet discovered electricity. Was a myth that he had way back when he said he had. They had somebody come in and he said, look, I've got electricity. [01:20:55] Speaker C: Please. That's a bowl of peaches. Don't give us that. And. [01:21:01] Speaker C: Then he put his presses. He went up to the bowl of peaches and he pressed his lips up against it and said, hello, operator. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. [01:21:09] Speaker B: For this. [01:21:10] Speaker C: This moment. He's never known what he's. What, what it is he's invented at all. Banana put it up to his air. Hello? Hello. [01:21:17] Speaker B: I like to make long distance call. [01:21:21] Speaker C: No, he thought. No, he know. I'm terribly sorry if you're trying to be funny. That's another thing. No, he put a banana up to his ear and he thought he'd invented the fax machine. [01:21:34] Speaker C: Oh, thank you for saving me. [01:21:37] Speaker C: I don't know why I said that. I don't know why you insist upon topping it. Anyway, okay, so here's the final thing. Jack Hart has come out with the four closest answers. So, Jack Kite, you are the champion. We're putting this crown on your head. The Urman Rover on your shoulders. And you are queen for a day. [01:21:59] Speaker C: My life, I hope you're manly enough to. To be able to fight your way through the day with that title. [01:22:04] Speaker B: Okay. [01:22:04] Speaker C: And keep the hat on. Yeah, yeah. And Tony had three correct answers, which was very good. And Princess for a day. Right? Yeah, he's princess for a day. John got two correct answers and one apiece from Al, Jenny and Marks and Sid. So everybody's won, at least for a day. Gestures for a day. So. So I want to thank you all. And since one of our staff people, Jack Hart. Yeah. Is one. That means. [01:22:36] Speaker C: We'Ll send them an ort. Yeah, we'll send them an orta. Or. Yeah. Well, we'll see what we have for lunch tomorrow. Well, don't you remember that famous Dr. Seuss story from England? Orton ears and. Ooh. I remember. That was a wonderful story. You'll have to tell it one day. [01:22:55] Speaker C: Anyway, I want to thank everybody for taking part, including you. [01:22:58] Speaker B: Al, I like the way I see you and your family and all your listeners out There. Merry Christmas. [01:23:04] Speaker C: Merry Christmas to you. Well, thank you very, very much. And a merry Christmas to you, Big John. [01:23:08] Speaker B: Merry Christmas to you. Knock knee. What do you say? [01:23:11] Speaker C: Nate Norton? [01:23:14] Speaker C: Knock knee. Knock knee. Nathan. Usually they call me Nasal Norm. Nasal. Anyway, Jenny. [01:23:23] Speaker D: Norm, I have one thing to say. You all have class. [01:23:26] Speaker B: I've enjoyed it. [01:23:28] Speaker C: Well, you obviously have no class yourself. You have no standards at all. That's really sickening. Yeah. [01:23:35] Speaker D: Merry Christmas, everybody. [01:23:36] Speaker C: Merry Christmas to you, Jenny. People don't plan on calling you for a couple of weeks, I guess. I know, because we're kind of premature with the Christmas. Greedy. But it is the season, you know, you can get help for that. [01:23:47] Speaker C: Premature Christmas greeting. Oh, that's right, too. Yeah. Unless you ask for her permission or her father's permission or something. [01:23:55] Speaker C: Mark, thank you very much for playing the game with us. You're okay. Hey, thank you. Thank you. And hair. Happy Christmas to you. And also to you, Jack. Oh, same to you. And thank you very much. We're going to hear from you in a few minutes. So we're excited about that. Okay. And I'm gonna have to say thank you very much quickly to you guys because we want to make the news. [01:24:13] Speaker C: Thank you very much, Tony. [01:24:18] Speaker C: Take care, both guys. Jim Brown of Grand Prairie, Texas is. [01:24:21] Speaker B: Telling us itchy chafing problem. [01:24:23] Speaker C: There was itching and irritation. It and perspired quite heavily and caused a uncomfortable chafing. But Jim Brown got relief using Triple Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Actually, relief came the first time I used it. And it does have a cooling feel, kind of like you stepped into a breeze. Gold Bond's Triple Action is like three great powders in one. It has the absorbing action of powder, the medicating action of a proven itch fighter, and the drying action of zinc oxide. That's Triple Action Gold Bond. 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The boy who accuses Jackson of molestation apparently has described distinct markings on Jackson's genitals. [01:26:15] Speaker C: ABC's Jane Platt, a new reporter A new report called Winners and Losers says the free trade deal being negotiated under the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade gatt is not a good deal for a lot of people. A report published by an official agency of the British and Irish churches says the agreement will ensure that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Vice President Al Gore leaves today for a long visit to Germany, Russia and other former Soviet Union republics. ABC's Jackie Judd has more. [01:26:44] Speaker D: This is the vice President's first major foreign trip. It is intended to show he is a vice president who counts, that the relationship with the newly formed Russia is extremely important to the US and that foreign policy in the Clinton administration is not a distant second to domestic policy. The highlight of the trip will be the three days Gore spends in Moscow during which he will meet with Boris Yeltsin and also formalize the new cooperative relationship between the US And Russia and their space programs. Jackie Judd, ABC News, Washington. [01:27:18] Speaker C: Millionaire Donald Trump and model Marla Maples, the parents of a baby girl, will reportedly get married on December 20th. New York Post reports the couple chose the date because neither had any important appointments that evening and their schedules did not conflict. Snoop Doggy Dog, the rapper whose real name is Calvin Broadus, has played pleaded not guilty to murder charges from a drive by shooting that his lawyer says was self defense. Prosecutors say the shooting was gang related. You're listening to ABC News. I'm Daryl Gould, WBZ News. Massachusetts is the first state in the nation to have a law that bars discrimination against homosexual students in public schools. Governor Wells signed the measure into law yesterday. On other matters, the governor vetoed the bill that would throw roadblocks in front of the administration's efforts to privatize work now done by state employees. And he returned the tough new child abuse and neglect bill to the legislature. He wants them to restore the exemption for Christian Scientists and members of other recognized faiths who believe in spiritual healing. The New England Fisheries Management Council wants a limit on the amount of haddock that can be caught by commercial fishermen and closure of that part of the George's bank where haddock spawn. However, their recommendation is not as tough as that from the National Marine Fisheries Office. They want an outright ban on all haddock fishing starting next month. Now let's check the traffic on the threes with WBZ's Jack Hutton. Well, thank you, Daryl. We continue to deal with some rainy, rainy roadways. This report brought to you by the Christmas Carol at the Huntington Theater. Most roadways we've got some good sogginess out and about. Roadways are damp and slippery. Drive with extreme care. We've dealt with some minor slipping and sliding accidents that have fortunately cleared up quickly and with little injury or property damage. But visibility is poor, so that could cause further problems. Right now, lower deck of Route 93, Tobin Bridge heading into the City Expressway. Northbound and southbound doing well. The Sumner Tunnel, one lane shut down till just about 5:30. And while they do some light maintenance, I'm Jack Hart, WBZ 24 Hour Traffic Network. [01:29:28] Speaker D: Don't miss A Christmas Carol at the Huntington theater. Now through December 31st. Call 2660800. [01:29:40] Speaker B: Rich chocolate ovaltine. [01:29:42] Speaker D: When my 6 year old comes home from school, we have a cup of coffee. Rich chocolate Ovaltine and we talk about his day. 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I listen to no Nathan every time I can on wbz. [01:36:47] Speaker C: Time is 10 minutes after 4 o'. Clock. Okay, I'm ready to take phone calls if we only had any. Yeah, the doctor is in. 2, 5, 4, 10:30, area code 617. Let's go to John up in Lowell. Hi, John. [01:37:00] Speaker B: Hey. I'll tell you what? This is almost instant radio. Hi, Norman. [01:37:04] Speaker C: Hello, John. [01:37:04] Speaker B: I just. I just called them. Bingo. [01:37:06] Speaker C: No, you gotta, you gotta. You called it a good time because we just playing the birthday game, which tied up all the lines, and it just. And they were all open. They were all open. And you called at exactly the right moment. [01:37:15] Speaker B: Well, that's just exactly what I am. An exact person. Off. [01:37:19] Speaker C: You are not only an exact person, but you're a person of timing, a person of taste, and a chivalrous individual. [01:37:26] Speaker B: Not according to my wife. Last night. [01:37:28] Speaker C: Oh, she gave you a bad time? [01:37:30] Speaker B: Well, no, no. We haven't talked in a long time. [01:37:33] Speaker C: You and your wife or you. [01:37:34] Speaker B: Well, yeah, you and me and the wife and me and you. We haven't spoken in a while. [01:37:39] Speaker C: I know we haven't. I know that. You know how badly I felt? [01:37:42] Speaker B: Well, probably not as badly as I felt looking. We went out Christmas tree shopping last night, and with my wife, it's like going out with Lucy Ricardo when it comes to buying a Christmas tree. I mean, you know, it has to be. [01:37:57] Speaker C: Be just so. [01:37:57] Speaker B: I mean, to me, it's either tall or short and fat. You know, it's not like, you know, you're going into a department store with different men's sizes. It's either. It's. What do you want? You want something that goes to the ceiling, or do you want something that fills up three quarters of the corner of the room over and, you know, on the left wall? And she drove the guy nuts. And we looked at about 300 Christmas trees. And I mean, if I was a guy, I mean, it was a sharp little guy named Marty with a. With a cigar, you know, white owl hanging out of his mouth. And, you know, I would have said, hey, take a hike and go someplace else. You know, for my luck. There were five girls in her family. I had to get the alpha female. You know. [01:38:39] Speaker B: What'S new, Norman? [01:38:42] Speaker C: It's gonna be hard for me to top that. Not too much, actually. My. My life has been, in comparison with yours, been dreary. [01:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'll tell you right about now, the irony of the thing is, no, I did not come home with the nine point buck on the roof of my car. We do not have a Christmas tree. We didn't get one last night. [01:39:01] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, she. I mean, of all those Christmas trees available, she'd never found one she liked. [01:39:05] Speaker B: Find one to her liking, you know, so today I'm going to a secondhand store and I'm gonna get one of those aluminum trees back in the 60s. [01:39:14] Speaker C: I certainly do. They still sell them, don't they? [01:39:16] Speaker B: No, the aluminum one, the one that they used to have the, the rotating green, yellow, white, blue light. [01:39:22] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. [01:39:23] Speaker B: The real tacky one. That's what we're getting. The hell with it. I mean, you know, Christmas be damned. I'm gonna do it my way now. Okay, but I haven't spoken with you for a while and. But I do listen, so I appreciate. [01:39:35] Speaker C: Talking with you whenever you can make it, because I know even though there are times when you're terribly busy, you're still a nice person and. [01:39:44] Speaker B: Well, actually, I work a lot of nights, Norm, so, you know, especially in the weekend sometimes. [01:39:49] Speaker C: So you gotta earn a lot of money to buy Christmas trees. [01:39:52] Speaker B: To buy Christmas trees. I know it, huh? I mean, what happened to that old pioneer spirit where people just, excuse me, hon, I'm gonna go out and get supper and a Christmas tree. They just, you know, went out, put the shotgun on their shoulder and went out in the back and the ax on the other shoulder and went out and brought back a deer and a Christmas tree. [01:40:12] Speaker C: Let's go back to those days. You and I can. We could set a whole trend in that direction. We could be pioneers again and we could lead other people to follow in our footsteps if we really wanted to. Are you game for that, John? [01:40:24] Speaker B: No, Norman. My idea of roughing is going to a holiday. Going on vacation. Like to a Holiday Inn that doesn't have an ice machine on every floor, you know? [01:40:33] Speaker A: What a great way to end this episode with that call from John. It was like a stand up routine on the phone. I really enjoyed this episode. Well, I mean, I enjoy and love them all, but there seemed to be some extra silly magic sprinkled all over. We have an immense credit list to get to. So let's close the vault and successfully leave this world a little sillier than we found it. Four George Shearing jokes. Old guys with quick minds Unrenewed music licenses. [01:41:04] Speaker A: Tingling and tinkling the chandelier while tickling the ivories. Norm's grand piano and massive chandelier not saying too much while saying a little. TDK Cassettes Nostalgia holding for George Shearing. The Astor Cafe, which is what I think Robert said in Montreal Ad libbing Roberts Jazz charts Hating Norm's Guts WRMC Lounge Piano Players, the Colonnade Hotel, Al Vega, the Liberty Tree Mall. Heritage Radio, Silver City and Barbosa's Auto World. The New Hampshire State Liquor Commission, Perkins School for the Blind, Jazz Valkyrie, the newfie Stinky credit Stationary stationery stores. Szechuan Italian food. Bob Raleigh impressions. Neo Dilubian. Fierce rainfall. Great leggy ladies. The jets and the Sharks. [01:42:09] Speaker A: Little asterisks. Confidence in your thoughts. Homing in.55. That was the limit. The romance of stealing it. Hut numbers with Devo Jack Benny cameos. Marriage Italian style. 76. That's the spirit. Arthur Godfrey. Not the Romanian Hungarian gypsy princess. Grandmother. Reinforced loose leaf notebooks. Three licks. Almost getting one. The Christian Science Monitor. Secret Mexican weddings. Cold compresses and spittle. Making historical points high paying snappy ad libs. Keeping your telephone live and hot prurient attitudes. Getting lit at the Bijou Theater. Lynn. The City of Light. Orts of food. Electric bowls of peaches. You can make calls with premature Christmas greetings. Triple Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder. The Huntington Theater. Ovaltine adt. The National Credit Group. Applying with confidence. White Owl cigars. Those classic aluminum Christmas trees. Pioneers, shotguns and axes, pimentos. Sophia Loren. ABC's Bob Aronson. WBZ's Darrell Gould. Accuweather's Dale Moeller. The multi talented Kevin. And Dorchester, the hidden maestro that was Pat, the Bob Hope of Canada. Robert from Everett. Sid Whitaker. Jack Ortman. Hart. And the man who's so cute no one cares. Norm Nathan. I'm Tony Nesbitt. [01:43:49] Speaker C: And Tony Nesbit, of course, is here. Good morning. On your ears. [01:43:54] Speaker C: I like that. That's a good one. Yeah, I love that. That's nice. And we have Jack Hart. Well, thank you very much. Jack. [01:44:02] Speaker B: Hi. [01:44:03] Speaker C: What do you have for my people, Jack? Yeah, what? What do you got? What kind of traffic you got on our ears?