Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: I hope you're ready for this madness. Lots of laugh out loud moments throughout. Whatever am I talking about? It's a Dumb birthday game from February 7, 1993. That's what the title for this gem will be. The Rowdy Babe Radio Review.
We begin with the show open. Then Norm reads the lottery numbers. Then right to the Dumb Birthday Game theme. The players who are all cutie pies. Christina in Hamilton, Ontario. Her friend Mandy, also in Hamilton, Ontario. Chris from just outside of Reading, Pennsylvania. Jody in Hudson, New Hampshire. I'm producing and playing in studio. And Bill Wilson in traffic. The birthdays, only one for February 7th, which would be Garth Brooks. Then we move to February 8th. John Williams, Nick Nolte, Audrey Meadows, Jack Lemmon, Gary Coleman, Lana Turner, Ted Koppel and Robert Klein.
Episode 274, the Rowdy Babe Radio Review entices its way to your ears in three, two and one.
[00:01:04] Speaker B: Here's WBZ's Norm Nathan.
[00:01:07] Speaker C: Norm Nathan.
He's the talk of the town. Lift you up when you're down. Norm Nathan.
Or WBC in Boston.
Here's Norm.
[00:01:25] Speaker D: Okay, we'll check the couple of numbers and we'll play the Dumb Birthday Game, which is just about ready to get on the air.
Thank you very much. Anyway, Massachusetts daily lottery number 0690.
The.
Let's see, megabucks. Massachusetts megabucks, 13, 18, 31, 32, 35, 39. Nobody won the 5.9 million dollar jackpot. A little under 6 million.
So the jackpot now goes up to $7 million. Wednesday.
And the Tri State Daily 496-9669.
Tri State Mega Bucks 16, 17, 19, 26, 36 and 39.
Rhode Island Daily 773 is 0.
Rhode Island Lotto Bucks 9, 15, 29, 35 and 37.
And in Connecticut Daily 6, 17 and 14 80.
Connecticut Cash Lotto 17, 20, 23, 28 and 35. Thank you.
[00:02:34] Speaker C: Birthday Game.
You don't need skill. You don't have to be a brain. You just call Norm to play the dumb birthday game. Play the dumb, dumb birthday game.
[00:02:53] Speaker D: Oh, goodness sakes. I'm just so darn excited because it's that time again when we do play that very same game. And we have an interesting panel all composed of young women. Oh, my goodness sakes. I'm so excited about that. We have Christina, who's up in Ontario, Canada.
Hi, Christina.
[00:03:11] Speaker C: Hello.
[00:03:12] Speaker D: Hello.
[00:03:13] Speaker C: How are you?
[00:03:14] Speaker D: Okay, now we're in Ontario.
[00:03:16] Speaker C: Are you Hamilton.
[00:03:18] Speaker D: Hamilton, Ontario. The reason I ask you is because we have Mandy with us, who is also From Ontario.
[00:03:24] Speaker C: Mandy's a good friend of mine.
[00:03:25] Speaker D: Oh, is she? Are you from Hamilton also, Mandy?
[00:03:28] Speaker C: Yes, I am.
[00:03:29] Speaker D: Okay. Oh, you. You both live near each other?
[00:03:32] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:03:33] Speaker D: Well, that's son of a gun.
Well, it's nice to have you both with us.
You're both nice. You're both nice people.
[00:03:41] Speaker C: Very nice people. Oh, yeah.
[00:03:43] Speaker D: You've been friends for a long time?
[00:03:44] Speaker C: Yeah, forever.
[00:03:46] Speaker D: I see.
Okay. And we have Chris, who's in Pennsylvania.
[00:03:51] Speaker C: Hi, Norm.
[00:03:52] Speaker D: Hello, Chris.
[00:03:53] Speaker C: How are you?
[00:03:54] Speaker D: Good. Nice to have you with us again.
[00:03:56] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:03:57] Speaker D: You're okay. I forget. Now we're in. Chris in Pennsylvania.
[00:04:00] Speaker C: Are you Birdsboro? It's outside of Reading.
[00:04:03] Speaker D: Oh, outside of Reading, Pennsylvania. Okay.
And Jody, who is in New Hampshire.
[00:04:08] Speaker C: Hi, Norm. How are you?
[00:04:09] Speaker D: Okay. Thank you, Jody. Now, I should know the town you're.
[00:04:12] Speaker C: In, and I forget, it's Hudson, New Hampshire.
[00:04:14] Speaker D: Oh, Hudson. That's right. Because we talked a little bit earlier about that. Okay.
What a lineup of a lot of cuties. We get a lot of cuties on the line.
[00:04:23] Speaker B: Babes. We have babes.
[00:04:24] Speaker D: Babes. Is that who we got on the line? A bunch of babes. And that's Tony Nesbit, who does the arranging for who gets on these things.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: Oh, wait a minute. Let me put my headphones on. I think I heard that.
[00:04:38] Speaker D: You want to say hello to Tony again?
[00:04:40] Speaker C: Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony.
[00:04:44] Speaker D: That's just like hello. It sounds like the greeting George Burns gets when he comes out there.
Except maybe, well, maybe you're a little bit younger. Okay.
[00:04:53] Speaker B: Just a little bit.
[00:04:54] Speaker D: We have Bill Wilson with us, too. Of course, the WBZ 24 hour traffic network reporter. Hi, Bill.
[00:05:00] Speaker C: Hi, Tony.
[00:05:02] Speaker D: Hi, Ton.
This is Bill. Anyway, Bill, nice to have you with us again on the game. Could you turn your microphone down just a little bit so we get rid of that buzz?
[00:05:12] Speaker E: How's that?
[00:05:13] Speaker D: Just maybe slightly. Just a tiny bit more.
[00:05:16] Speaker E: How's that?
[00:05:18] Speaker D: Just maybe a tiny bit more than one.
[00:05:21] Speaker E: I can't go much lower than one.
[00:05:23] Speaker D: Really.
[00:05:24] Speaker E: I'm at three now. How's that?
[00:05:26] Speaker D: That sounds better.
[00:05:26] Speaker C: Great.
[00:05:27] Speaker D: Yeah. That's better. Okay.
Okay, here's the dumb birthday game. We'll only have one birthday for today.
[00:05:33] Speaker B: Oh, it'll be a quick game.
[00:05:34] Speaker D: Yeah. No. And then we get a bunch I'll do for Monday, because Monday's actually Monday, February 8th. A lot more interesting people were born on that day than today. Today. We'll just go with Gareth Brooks, the boy. There's that buzz again. Could you just. A little bit down.
Well, that's good. Maybe.
[00:05:56] Speaker B: No I think he killed it completely.
[00:05:57] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:05:58] Speaker B: He'll just have to come back and give his answer.
[00:06:00] Speaker D: I don't know, because it. Are we there?
[00:06:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: That's good.
[00:06:04] Speaker E: Great.
[00:06:05] Speaker D: Okay. No, that's excellent. Anyway, Garth Brooks biggest hits, Friends in Low Places, the Dance, the Thunder Rolls, and all that kind of stuff. Garth Brooks, I guess. Very hot in country and western music. What do you think, Christine?
[00:06:20] Speaker C: I'd say 36.
[00:06:25] Speaker D: You'd say 36. And if you'd say 36, then I would have said 36.
You would have went.
[00:06:32] Speaker C: Me?
[00:06:32] Speaker D: Yeah, because you sound so darn cute.
[00:06:36] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:06:38] Speaker D: What do you. What about you, Mandy?
[00:06:42] Speaker B: You sound cute, too. Mandy, don't. Don't let Norm throw you.
[00:06:47] Speaker C: 39.
Oh.
[00:06:50] Speaker D: Did you.
You know. Excuse me.
Did you really say 39?
Did you say that?
[00:06:59] Speaker C: Yes, I did.
[00:07:00] Speaker D: Okay, 39. I don't feel like going through a whole shtick. Is that okay? Because I read it.
[00:07:04] Speaker B: Oh, that's fine.
[00:07:05] Speaker E: I wasn't.
[00:07:06] Speaker B: I didn't feel like listening to it.
[00:07:07] Speaker D: Yeah, nobody does anymore, I think. Is he going to do that, Jack. That supposedly Jack Benny crummy interview anyway?
[00:07:16] Speaker B: What is that, imitation?
[00:07:17] Speaker D: That's. Imitation is the word I'm thinking of. I've never been good with the English language.
Yes.
[00:07:23] Speaker C: My mom wants to know if I can change it.
[00:07:26] Speaker D: Yeah, go ahead. Is this Mandy?
[00:07:28] Speaker C: Yeah, it is.
[00:07:29] Speaker D: You want to change the 39? Because you just said that her mom.
[00:07:32] Speaker B: Is known as Hazel the Cheat. You know that?
[00:07:34] Speaker D: Oh, your mom wants you to change it. Okay.
[00:07:36] Speaker C: Yeah, go ahead.
[00:07:38] Speaker D: You're so adorable. Change it to whatever you want.
[00:07:40] Speaker C: 29.
[00:07:41] Speaker D: 29, okay.
Did you say 29?
[00:07:46] Speaker B: No.
[00:07:47] Speaker D: No, not now.
Chris, what do you think? How old is Garth Brooks?
[00:07:53] Speaker C: I'm going to say 42.
[00:07:55] Speaker D: 42 says Garrett. Says, Chris.
[00:08:01] Speaker B: You are thrown with all the ladies.
[00:08:02] Speaker D: I really am thrown.
I really do. I start to sweat and act really stupid. But then again, you can't tell that from the way I normally act.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: No, only the sweating. I've noticed.
[00:08:13] Speaker D: The stupid. Yeah. The stupidest. Yeah, that remains.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: Jody, I'm gonna say 32.
[00:08:20] Speaker D: 32. Okay.
And Tony, 32. I don't care what you say.
It's okay.
[00:08:28] Speaker B: I don't either. In fact, don't ask me anymore. I just want to sit back and listen.
[00:08:31] Speaker D: And, Bill, what do you say?
[00:08:32] Speaker E: I say 32 as well.
[00:08:34] Speaker D: 32 as well. And I would say those of you said 32 are not right on the button, but very close enough to win because he's 31.
[00:08:42] Speaker C: 31.
[00:08:43] Speaker D: 31 years old. Yes.
And so, Mandy, you were 20. You said 29. You were not far off.
Chris said 42 and Christine said 36. And why am I repeating this? I have no idea.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: So was who? Jody, Tony and Bill.
[00:09:00] Speaker D: Jody, Tony and Bill is correct.
[00:09:02] Speaker B: Hands off, Bill.
Bill.
[00:09:07] Speaker C: We lost Bill.
[00:09:08] Speaker B: How old Bill?
What, does he have an accident to attend to?
[00:09:13] Speaker D: Geez.
All set.
[00:09:15] Speaker C: Okay, well, he's not humming anymore, at least.
[00:09:19] Speaker D: Okay, okay, now. Now what we will do is go on to Monday, February 8, because those are more interesting birthdays. Like John Williams. This may be tough for you guys up in Canada, but what was. John Williams is the.
The conductor of the Boston Pops Orchestra and also the movie conductor. You would know him from that. He composed the theme songs of Superman.
[00:09:47] Speaker E: Star Wars, Lost in Space.
[00:09:49] Speaker D: Lost in Space, Hook, JFK also.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: And they all sound the same.
[00:09:54] Speaker D: They do, they do. Also, the NBC theme, the NBC News, you know, that NBC News thing, whatever that thing is. He did that. He will retire his conductor of the Boston Pops orchestra after the 1993 season, after which it will be conducted by Lawrence Welk.
I always wanted to get into, you know, I wanted to get into the classical theme. I wanted to do classical music. And that's why.
[00:10:23] Speaker B: Can you hear him doing the accordion and the Polkas on the 4th of July?
[00:10:27] Speaker D: That's right.
[00:10:28] Speaker B: That'd be something else, right?
[00:10:29] Speaker D: The Two Fat Polka. Yeah, forever. That's right.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: The fireworks going in synchronization with the.
[00:10:37] Speaker D: The Stars and Stripes Polka.
Anyway, wouldn't that be just enough to make your stomach curdle?
[00:10:48] Speaker B: Anyway, Bill, I hope they let me on the railway right up front. Spend the day on the Esplanade.
[00:10:53] Speaker D: John. Bill Wilson, what do you think? How old is John Williams?
How old will he be on Monday, the February 8th?
[00:11:00] Speaker E: I think he'll be 59.
[00:11:02] Speaker D: 59, says Big Bill. And what do you say?
[00:11:06] Speaker B: That's what I was going to say, too. 59.
[00:11:07] Speaker D: 59. Okay.
[00:11:08] Speaker C: And Jody, I'm going to say 61.
[00:11:12] Speaker D: She says, that's so nice, doesn't she?
[00:11:14] Speaker B: I go along with her. The last one. She goes along with me on this one.
[00:11:17] Speaker D: No, she just sounds. Just a breath incident.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: We're on the rocks, Jody, now. Okay.
[00:11:22] Speaker D: And Chris, what do you say?
[00:11:24] Speaker C: I'd like to say 64, and you may say 64.
[00:11:29] Speaker D: Okay. And Mandy, I'm gonna go with Tony and Bill.
Tony and Bill, we'll take you with us.
59 then, for you. Okay. And Christine, what do you say? Christina, rather.
[00:11:44] Speaker C: Yes. Yes, Christina.
[00:11:45] Speaker D: Christina. Not Christine. Christina.
[00:11:47] Speaker C: Yes. An A on the end.
Okay, I Say what?
[00:11:56] Speaker B: And I find one. It is Tony.
[00:12:04] Speaker D: Tony, we. We are here in a very highly placed position of broadcasters. We don't flirt with the. With the customers.
[00:12:12] Speaker C: Okay, that's okay. You can flirt with me.
[00:12:16] Speaker D: Christina.
[00:12:16] Speaker C: Flirt with me, too.
[00:12:18] Speaker E: Oh, my God.
[00:12:20] Speaker D: Can I flirt with you also? That. If. That sounds like an awful nice game.
[00:12:26] Speaker E: Oh, my God.
[00:12:28] Speaker D: Oh, gee, that was awful.
Anyway, how old do you think John Williams is, Christina?
[00:12:34] Speaker C: I'd say 60.
[00:12:37] Speaker D: I'll write that down.
Okay. The age of. Actually, the age of John Williams is 61. Oh, and Jody from Hudson, New Hampshire, guessed it right on the button.
[00:12:50] Speaker C: That's great.
[00:12:51] Speaker D: Yeah. And that's two out of two for Jody.
But she's so cute. I wouldn't dare say she's cheating.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: No, no, not at all.
[00:12:58] Speaker D: Not at all. No. She knows. And she's smart and bright and good looking.
That's right. And she would never think of cheating because she's got high moral character.
[00:13:07] Speaker C: No, it's too late to cheat.
[00:13:09] Speaker D: It's too late.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: I thought it was going to be too late for the high moral character. I wasn't sure where that was going.
[00:13:13] Speaker D: Well, we'll keep going and soon it'll be too late for that, too. And you can move right in.
Okay. And Tony and Bill have one apiece. Let's go to Nick Nolte, who has a birthday on Monday, February 8th.
[00:13:25] Speaker B: Oh, he's ancient.
[00:13:26] Speaker D: He is ancient. Well, let me give you. Let's see. He was.
He's from Omaha, Nebraska. 48 hours down and out in Beverly Hills. Prince of Tides, Cape Fear, Lorenzo's Oil, all that's kind of one of the red hot actors.
Let's start with you, Chris, out there in Pennsylvania. What do you think? How old is. Will Chris Nolte be on Monday?
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Who? Nick Nolte.
[00:13:50] Speaker D: I'm sorry, Nick Nolte.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: You are flustered, Norma.
[00:13:53] Speaker D: I really am.
[00:13:55] Speaker B: Surrounded by these beautiful ladies, you don't know what to do. I'm surprised.
They only knew how you.
[00:14:00] Speaker D: I know what to do. It's just that I'm not sure I can still do it.
[00:14:05] Speaker B: That's what's on your mind. I understand. Okay.
[00:14:07] Speaker D: Yeah.
What do you say anyway, Chris, how old do you think Nick Dolce will be?
[00:14:12] Speaker C: Oh, boy.
How about 48?
[00:14:16] Speaker D: 48. Like in 48 hours, one of his movies.
[00:14:21] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:14:22] Speaker D: Okay.
And Christina.
[00:14:25] Speaker C: Yes, Hello. Hi.
[00:14:28] Speaker D: I just thought I'd come by, knock on your door and ask you how old you thought McDoulty would be. It's not much of a line, but it's better Than what I usually use, like. Excuse me. Have I lost my Congressional Medal of Honor? I dropped it in your mailbox by mistake.
Do you have the key, honey?
[00:14:49] Speaker C: I say that he's older. About 59.
[00:14:55] Speaker D: 59. Did you hear what she said about.
Is that not adorable?
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Let me hear that again.
[00:15:01] Speaker C: About 59.
[00:15:03] Speaker D: Oh, that's beautiful.
[00:15:04] Speaker B: That's cute.
[00:15:04] Speaker D: Oh, that is.
[00:15:05] Speaker E: I've got that on tape.
[00:15:06] Speaker D: That's beautiful. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: Give me a copy of that, will you, Bill?
[00:15:12] Speaker D: Yeah, Tony, what do you say? How old do you think Nick Nolte is?
[00:15:17] Speaker B: He's about 58.
[00:15:20] Speaker D: About 58.
And, Jody, what do you think?
[00:15:27] Speaker C: I'm going to have to go with Tony this time. With 58.
[00:15:30] Speaker D: 58.
[00:15:30] Speaker B: Oh, you sound like you really had some hesitation.
[00:15:34] Speaker D: She's not happy about going with you at all. No, you can understand. She's abhorred by this. Repelled by it.
Anyway, Mandy, what do you say?
[00:15:42] Speaker C: I'm going to go with Christina. 59. Yeah, Mandy.
[00:15:46] Speaker D: Yeah, Mandy.
And what do you think of Bill Wilson? What do you say?
Oh, God, I'm having him. I'm having an attack.
I'm having a mental breakdown right on the air.
Oh, no.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: Well, a congressional mental breakdown.
[00:16:11] Speaker E: Oh, goodness.
[00:16:20] Speaker D: Did he. Bill, are we ready? Is this microphone on? Wake up.
[00:16:25] Speaker E: Yeah, as an actor, he's great. Today he's 58.
[00:16:31] Speaker D: It's interesting, you all. All except Chris guessed way over his age.
[00:16:35] Speaker B: What?
[00:16:36] Speaker D: He's 51.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Well, actually, he was 57. How could that be?
[00:16:40] Speaker C: How about it?
[00:16:41] Speaker D: Who said that? Who said he was 50?
Chris. Chris said 48. So she's the closest, huh? You know that, babe. Chris, you're the closest, honey.
You're the closest, baby.
And you're a foxy lady, too, besides.
[00:16:59] Speaker B: Oh, God, I can see the. They're gonna be serving us with the papers on Monday.
[00:17:04] Speaker D: Anybody else could say that. It would sound lovely under the. Norman Packwood.
I sound like Bob Packwood when I do it.
[00:17:13] Speaker E: That's right.
[00:17:14] Speaker D: Oh, God, it's a.
[00:17:14] Speaker E: He gets so upset when I don't wear my gladiator uniform.
[00:17:22] Speaker D: You know what I haven't done lately? Speaking of uniforms? I haven't greased my body and slipped in my loincloth, done my native dances.
[00:17:29] Speaker B: No, you haven't.
We're talking, like, last summer, I think, was the last time you've done that.
[00:17:35] Speaker D: Yeah. It's about time I did that. Yeah. My little sandals. And did my dancing.
Okay. Audrey Meadows also has a birthday. February 8th.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: A little cold tonight for the loincloth, though.
[00:17:48] Speaker D: It Is kind of cold. Yes, that's true.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: Unless we heat up the oil.
Don't be looking at me to put.
[00:17:54] Speaker D: It on you, though, Uncle. Let's see. She was in Alice Cramden on the Honeymooners with Jackie Gleason.
And also it says, oh, she was born in China. Did you know that?
[00:18:08] Speaker B: I don't know.
[00:18:09] Speaker C: What are we talking about here?
[00:18:10] Speaker D: Audrey Meadows.
[00:18:11] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:18:12] Speaker D: The sister of Jane Meadows. Jane is the one who's married to Steve Allen. Audrey was on the Honeymooners with Jackie Gleason. Also in Uncle Buck, which was the movie with John Candy. John Candy was in that too. Yeah. How old? Audrey Meadows. Let's start with. Let's see. Tony, we'll start with you. How old is Audrey Meadows and her orchestra?
[00:18:36] Speaker B: She's a soft and fluffy.
[00:18:42] Speaker D: Soft and fluffy Meadows.
[00:18:43] Speaker B: I'm thinking of a meadow. A kind of a soft and fluffy meadow with lots of fluffy meadows. Yeah, lots of. What are they called?
[00:18:51] Speaker E: Sounds like a retirement home.
[00:18:52] Speaker D: Fluffy meadow, I say. You know, before that I lived with my daughter in law and she used to stink poke me in the eye.
But since I've been in Fluffy Meadows, they're all a bunch of old poops and they don't punch me in the eye or nothing or poke me there, there. And so I really like it here, except the food really sucks.
[00:19:18] Speaker E: Three boxes, so adult diapers with every admission.
[00:19:23] Speaker D: Anyway. Tony, how old is Audrey Meadows? For God's sakes, tell us.
[00:19:27] Speaker B: I can't.
[00:19:27] Speaker E: I can't.
[00:19:28] Speaker B: Not now.
[00:19:31] Speaker D: Again.
[00:19:31] Speaker B: She's a soft and fluffy 60.
She's soft and fluffy. 70.
[00:19:38] Speaker D: A 70.
[00:19:39] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:19:40] Speaker D: Oh, that was tough getting that out of here.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: Okay, and you don't like the strained peas, huh?
[00:19:48] Speaker D: Christina, what do you say? How old is Audrey Meadows?
[00:19:51] Speaker C: Well, she must be old because Audrey's my grandma's name and Audrey.
[00:19:56] Speaker D: You think all Audrey's are old people.
[00:19:58] Speaker B: Basing ages on names?
[00:20:00] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:20:00] Speaker C: Yes. So I'd say 60.
[00:20:05] Speaker B: Could you do that again?
[00:20:09] Speaker C: 66.
[00:20:10] Speaker D: 66.
Oh, that's really nice. 66.
Yeah. Now, 66, I find, is hardly old enough to even know what life is all about.
[00:20:21] Speaker C: Well, that's somewhere near my grandma's age.
[00:20:24] Speaker D: Oh, shut up.
I can't help it when I come on to a woman and she tells me that that is near her grandmother's age.
Anyway, Chris, how old do you think Audrey Meadows is?
And you know where I placed my dagger that I'd like to just push.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: Into my heart here, tucked into your loincloth.
[00:20:55] Speaker D: Very carefully.
[00:20:58] Speaker C: Let's say 74.
[00:21:00] Speaker D: 74.
God, I hate this game.
Bill Wilson, what do you think?
[00:21:11] Speaker E: She's looking fine at 69.
[00:21:14] Speaker D: Oh, we're gonna do this. We're gonna go through the entire night with this business.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: You got it.
[00:21:20] Speaker D: I'll give you some candy if you give me your guess. Man, isn't that awful? How old do you think Audrey Meadows is?
I'm sorry.
[00:21:32] Speaker C: 76.
[00:21:33] Speaker D: 76. Okay, somebody.
[00:21:35] Speaker B: Oh, that's the spirit.
[00:21:37] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:21:38] Speaker B: Too busy thinking about you and that box of candy you keep in your car. Now I know what it's there for.
Luring the young ladies in.
[00:21:45] Speaker D: Okay. And, Jody, what do you say?
[00:21:48] Speaker C: How about 72?
[00:21:49] Speaker D: 72. Okay. Now comes the moment of truth. When we tell her exact age, she will be 69, which is exactly what Bill Wilson said.
Audrey medis will be 16. How come there's no gasp or anything?
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Yay, Bill. Ooh.
[00:22:06] Speaker D: I think it's probably.
[00:22:07] Speaker E: I'm just looking for my dog here.
[00:22:09] Speaker D: No, no. But I thought the others would gasp. But obviously you're not popular here at all. They don't care that you won that.
[00:22:16] Speaker E: They could care less.
[00:22:17] Speaker D: Okay. Jack Lemmon, Incidentally, no relation to Don Cherry or Jim Rice or Scott Apple. Or Scott Apple. That's right. We'll be celebrating a birthday also on Monday.
[00:22:32] Speaker B: Or should I say Scott Apple?
[00:22:36] Speaker D: You could.
No, you say, hey, Scott. Scott Apple here.
No, the way you did it was better.
Okay. Jack Lemmon. Christina, how old do you think Jack Lemmon will be?
[00:22:48] Speaker C: Jack Lemmon. Jack Lemmon will be.
[00:22:52] Speaker D: She says. It's so close. That's.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: Oh, there it is again.
Oh, the temperature in this room is off.
It's a little steamy in here.
[00:23:02] Speaker C: Huge. I don't even know who Jack Lemmon is.
[00:23:05] Speaker D: Get out of here. Oh, come on. Of course you do.
[00:23:08] Speaker C: Okay, I'll pretend I do.
We'll save.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: But don't pretend when we're together, though.
[00:23:16] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: That sounded convincing, didn't it?
[00:23:21] Speaker C: Oh, all right, well, 68.
[00:23:25] Speaker D: 68.
Okay, I'm not laughing at her guess.
[00:23:36] Speaker C: But just laughing at me.
[00:23:38] Speaker D: Yeah, I was laughing at you. As a matter of fact, yes, I was.
You're a ridiculous person, so stop whatever you're doing.
Okay. And, Mandy, what do you say?
[00:23:50] Speaker C: I'll say, go with me. Go with me.
[00:23:57] Speaker D: I don't even know what that means. And I'm chuckling.
Fine.
[00:24:02] Speaker C: I'll say 68, too.
[00:24:04] Speaker D: 68 or 58?
[00:24:06] Speaker C: She's going with me.
[00:24:07] Speaker D: Oh, so that's 68 then. Is that right? Is that what you said, Christina?
[00:24:11] Speaker C: That's what I said.
[00:24:12] Speaker D: 68. Okay. And, Chris.
[00:24:17] Speaker C: Boy, this man's older than the wheel.
I can begin to guess how old this man is.
[00:24:25] Speaker D: Oh, my goodness. 70.
Okay. And Jody?
[00:24:31] Speaker C: I have no idea.
[00:24:33] Speaker B: Oh, breathy and whispery.
[00:24:34] Speaker D: That's really nice.
[00:24:35] Speaker C: How about 69?
[00:24:39] Speaker D: If you said if you had an idea, I'd go crazy.
Yeah, that was really nice. 69. And Tony, 73. Okay. And what do you say, Bill?
[00:24:48] Speaker E: I like that. 73.
[00:24:50] Speaker D: 73. Okay. The correct age. Jack Lemon on Monday will be 68.
[00:24:57] Speaker C: Get out of here.
[00:24:57] Speaker D: Wow. Get out of here.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: Boy, does he look his age.
[00:25:01] Speaker D: Oh, my goodness.
Christina and Mandy both said 68, so they hit it right on the button.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: He looks older than that.
[00:25:08] Speaker C: Actually, he does.
[00:25:11] Speaker D: Oh, I've checked. I've checked two different sources, and 68 is. You know, he was born around here in Brookline.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: Oh, that explains it.
[00:25:18] Speaker D: All right, it says Boston. Maybe in Boston. It says, born John Euler Lemon in Boston in an elevator.
His dad missed getting mom to the hospital by a couple of minutes.
So he was born in an elevator. You knew that, huh? He won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor as Eugene Pulver. Or, I'm sorry, Ensign Pulver.
I told you English was not my first language.
Ensign Pulver.
[00:25:45] Speaker B: You read Ensign as Eugene?
[00:25:47] Speaker D: As Eugene in Mr. Roberts. Anyways, where he won the Oscar.
[00:25:54] Speaker E: A common mistake among illiterates.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:26:01] Speaker D: How would you like to be hounding the streets instead of reporting on what's going on there?
[00:26:06] Speaker A: Hey.
[00:26:07] Speaker D: Okay, let's see.
[00:26:08] Speaker B: One phone call from Normal. I'll take you.
[00:26:10] Speaker D: That's all I do. I call. What's your boss's name?
Frawley.
[00:26:15] Speaker E: John Frawley.
[00:26:16] Speaker D: John Frawley. All I have to do is call John Frawley and he'll do my bidding.
[00:26:22] Speaker C: Yes. He was off from Candy Norm.
[00:26:24] Speaker D: That's right. The one who's program director here at wbz.
I had total sway over him. All I had to do was say, oh, John, and he was out the door, as I recall.
Anyway, let's see, we have Bill. Bill has two correct answers, so does Jody.
And the rest of you, Tony and Chris, Mandy and Christine all have one apiece.
[00:26:50] Speaker B: I'm in good company then.
[00:26:52] Speaker D: It's very, very close. Yes.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: I don't care about winning as long as we're.
[00:26:54] Speaker D: No, as long as you're in good company. That's right.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:57] Speaker D: Gary Coleman. Oh, my. Let me tell you something about Gary Coleman.
Things that maybe.
[00:27:04] Speaker B: Does his age equal his height yet?
[00:27:06] Speaker D: No.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: No, no, no.
[00:27:08] Speaker D: I don't know.
He born. Is he born in Siam? Illinois which won't help you much with the age.
He, of course, with different strokes, born with a kidney problem that affected his growth.
[00:27:20] Speaker B: Thanks, thanks.
[00:27:21] Speaker D: I'm glad I brought that in my face. That kind of lightened things up a little bit.
None of which is a clue to how old he may be. Okay, let's start with you, Bill. What do you think? How old is Gary Coleman?
[00:27:36] Speaker E: He's 23 today.
[00:27:38] Speaker D: On Monday. He'll be 23 on Monday. Okay. And Tony?
[00:27:41] Speaker B: I don't think he's going to be 25.
[00:27:43] Speaker D: 25 says Tony.
[00:27:45] Speaker C: And Jody, I'm gonna say 24.
[00:27:49] Speaker D: Say that again, please.
[00:27:50] Speaker C: 24.
[00:27:51] Speaker D: I say it once more.
[00:27:52] Speaker C: 24.
[00:27:53] Speaker D: Yeah.
Did you get that?
[00:27:56] Speaker B: Just got tough.
[00:27:57] Speaker D: Did you tape.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: No.
[00:27:58] Speaker D: Can I hear that again? Anybody tape that?
[00:28:01] Speaker B: Did you get that one, Bill?
[00:28:02] Speaker E: What was that?
I was just thinking about Gary Cole.
[00:28:09] Speaker D: And how short he was. Okay, Chris, what do you think?
[00:28:13] Speaker C: 25.
[00:28:14] Speaker D: 25.
[00:28:15] Speaker B: Oh, whisper it, Chris.
[00:28:16] Speaker C: 25.
[00:28:17] Speaker B: I got that one, Tony.
[00:28:19] Speaker D: Did you?
[00:28:20] Speaker B: Okay, I'll trade you the 24 for the 25.
[00:28:22] Speaker E: You got it.
[00:28:23] Speaker D: Okay, Mandy, what do you say?
[00:28:26] Speaker C: 23.
[00:28:27] Speaker D: 23 says.
[00:28:28] Speaker B: One more time, Andy.
[00:28:30] Speaker C: 23.
[00:28:31] Speaker D: Okay. And Christina?
[00:28:34] Speaker C: 26.
[00:28:35] Speaker D: 26. Okay. Gary Coleman is actually 25.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:28:39] Speaker D: So Tony and Chris both got that.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: We go.
[00:28:44] Speaker D: That's right. So Chris has two, but Tony now has two.
[00:28:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:28:49] Speaker D: And so does Bill, so does Jody. Oh, there's all kinds of ties here. Mandy and Christina both have one apiece as we go to Lana Turner.
Alana Turner.
She's his first cousin to Stomach Turner. Oh, I tried so hard not to say that.
That was so stupid.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: I think that was one of the first lessons at the Jack Hart School of Comedy, wasn't it?
[00:29:13] Speaker D: Yeah, that would have been a Jack Hart line. He's not here, so I'll do the stupid joke.
Okay, let's start with you, Mandy. How old do you think Lana Turner is?
[00:29:26] Speaker C: I have no idea.
[00:29:27] Speaker B: Was it her father?
[00:29:28] Speaker D: Head.
[00:29:31] Speaker B: Head turner? No.
[00:29:32] Speaker D: Head turner.
[00:29:33] Speaker B: Head head turner.
[00:29:37] Speaker D: Head, yeah.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: Stomach head.
[00:29:38] Speaker D: Yeah. She was quite the glamour girl in her day. May still be, according to me. Not right now, actually, still a glamour girl.
[00:29:46] Speaker B: Because it's still my.
[00:29:48] Speaker D: My standards keep lessening as the years go by.
[00:29:51] Speaker B: I should be happy to hear that.
[00:29:53] Speaker D: Yeah.
What do you say, Mandy? How old? Take a shot at it. Anyway, let me see. Hold on a minute. I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what it says about her, then you can. With these. These. These may give you a clue.
[00:30:06] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:30:07] Speaker D: The fact that she was born Julia Jean Mildred Francis Turner in Wallace, Idaho, has no bearing on her age.
The sweater girl is what she was called.
Was married seven times.
Was nominated for an Oscar in 1957 for Best Actress in Peyton Place, was in the Postman Always Rings Twice, the original version, in 1946.
Get that? 1946. That should be a clue. She made a few guest appearances on TV's Falcon Crest and once was sentenced to three months in a local jail for having written obscene notes to a Boston talk person, Norm Nathan.
Oh, did that say that? I didn't.
[00:30:59] Speaker B: I can't believe you actually pressed charges.
[00:31:03] Speaker D: You crazy Caitlin attorney.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: Oh, I know what it was.
[00:31:06] Speaker D: That's right.
[00:31:06] Speaker B: You kept her in the town jail.
[00:31:07] Speaker E: He ran out of candy.
[00:31:09] Speaker D: Yeah, that's right. That was the Middleton town jail. Yeah.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: You didn't have it locked up in Boston.
[00:31:13] Speaker D: In fact, we didn't even have a male town jail at the time.
[00:31:16] Speaker B: So you kept her in your house?
[00:31:17] Speaker D: She was kept up in my cellar under house arrest, where I visited her. Yeah. Quite frequently, anyway.
[00:31:23] Speaker E: Locked up with the crazy aunt.
[00:31:28] Speaker B: And.
[00:31:28] Speaker D: The horse and my father.
I mean, you talk about looney bins. Anyway, Chris. Chris, how old do you think Lana turned?
[00:31:38] Speaker C: I was first.
Mandy's turn.
[00:31:42] Speaker B: Us. Mandy originally.
[00:31:44] Speaker D: No. Have you been first before?
[00:31:46] Speaker C: Yes, I have.
[00:31:47] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:31:48] Speaker C: Many times.
[00:31:49] Speaker D: Many, many times.
[00:31:52] Speaker B: And I'm happy to say that. Never mind.
[00:31:56] Speaker D: Okay, I tell you what.
We'll start with the top of the list here. Christina, how old is Lana Turner? How old would she be on Monday?
[00:32:07] Speaker C: 71.
[00:32:08] Speaker D: Okay. What do you think, Mandy?
[00:32:10] Speaker C: 73.
[00:32:11] Speaker D: Chris?
[00:32:13] Speaker C: 74.
Jody, 72.
[00:32:21] Speaker D: Did somebody say wrong?
[00:32:22] Speaker B: Yeah, Hazel was commenting in the background.
What do you think, Hazel? Let me know before I guess.
[00:32:27] Speaker E: What do you say, Hazel?
[00:32:28] Speaker D: 10 seconds.
[00:32:29] Speaker C: Tony wants to know what you think.
[00:32:34] Speaker D: Who is. Who's Hazel?
[00:32:35] Speaker B: Her mother.
[00:32:36] Speaker D: Oh, I see.
[00:32:37] Speaker E: She's the maid.
[00:32:38] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. Tony, what do you say?
[00:32:40] Speaker B: What'd she say, Mandy?
59, she said.
[00:32:44] Speaker D: Oh, she's way off.
[00:32:45] Speaker C: She's way off.
[00:32:46] Speaker B: Yeah, she's terribly way off. Thanks a lot, Hazel.
[00:32:49] Speaker E: She just woke up.
[00:32:52] Speaker B: 70.
74.
[00:32:58] Speaker D: Okay. And Bill?
[00:33:00] Speaker E: 75.
[00:33:01] Speaker D: Oh, 75. Okay. I have. And the two sources that. That I check, each one had. Had a different age. So whoever guessed either one of those two ages comes out on top. Lana Turner was. He's either 73 or 72 as of Monday.
Yeah. That means that Mandy, who said 73, and Jody, who said 72, should have.
[00:33:23] Speaker C: Went with the daughter. Tony.
[00:33:25] Speaker B: Yeah, you're right.
I certainly didn't go with the mother, that's for sure.
[00:33:30] Speaker D: Okay, let's See? So we haven't. We have still another tie Oak. No, Jody has three.
[00:33:35] Speaker B: She's in the lead.
[00:33:36] Speaker D: Ted Koppel has a birthday on Monday. Also, poor Kurt.
[00:33:42] Speaker E: What was that?
[00:33:42] Speaker D: What was that?
[00:33:43] Speaker C: That was my sister.
[00:33:45] Speaker D: That was a. That was a woman?
[00:33:47] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:33:48] Speaker B: Did she just come up from the cellar?
[00:33:50] Speaker E: Yeah, she's locked up with the ad.
[00:33:52] Speaker C: Got a deep voice and she said, poor Courage. That's my nickname. Courage.
[00:33:57] Speaker D: That sounded like the first male impersonator I've ever heard.
[00:34:01] Speaker B: Kurji. Where does that come from? I'm curious.
[00:34:04] Speaker C: She made up. She made it up. I don't know where it came from. It sticks, though. Everyone calls me Courage. Mandy calls me Courage.
[00:34:12] Speaker D: Well, that is one of the most interesting stories I think I've ever heard. If Tony had said it, it would be boring.
The way you say it is really exciting. Anyway, let's guess the age of Ted Koppel. And we'll start with Bill Wilson.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Guess his hair.
[00:34:25] Speaker D: Guess how old his hair is. Sure.
[00:34:27] Speaker E: Most of us have bad hair days. He has bad hair decades.
[00:34:32] Speaker B: Bad hair life.
[00:34:37] Speaker E: Oh, Ted Koppel.
[00:34:38] Speaker D: He was born in Hairvorrow.
[00:34:40] Speaker E: Hairboro.
[00:34:42] Speaker D: That's really stretching it.
[00:34:43] Speaker B: Cut above the rest, right?
[00:34:46] Speaker E: This is sheer madness. I can't talk.
[00:34:49] Speaker D: How old is that, Ted? Capital bill.
[00:34:51] Speaker E: He'll be 58 on Monday.
[00:34:53] Speaker D: Oh, he says. That was such a sure assuredness. Good friends.
[00:34:56] Speaker B: We're good. Very good friends.
[00:34:57] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:34:58] Speaker E: He calls for traffic reports quite often.
[00:35:00] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:35:03] Speaker D: Tony, what do you think about 10 capital days? I don't care. What other things?
[00:35:08] Speaker B: 58 sounds great.
[00:35:09] Speaker D: 58 sounds great with.
[00:35:10] Speaker B: Hey, I made a couplet.
[00:35:11] Speaker D: Hey, hey.
58 sounds great.
And Jody, how old do you think?
[00:35:18] Speaker B: Say 58. Just say 58.
[00:35:20] Speaker D: No, don't. Don't coach the contestants.
[00:35:22] Speaker B: I'm not coaching. I'm demanding.
[00:35:25] Speaker C: No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to go with 57.
[00:35:28] Speaker D: 57.
[00:35:28] Speaker B: She's an independent woman and makes me desire her all the more.
[00:35:34] Speaker D: More power to her. I say also, Chris, what do you think?
[00:35:38] Speaker C: 56.
[00:35:39] Speaker B: Another independent woman.
[00:35:41] Speaker D: 56. Okay. And Mandy?
[00:35:44] Speaker C: 58.
[00:35:45] Speaker D: 58.
And what do you say, Christina?
[00:35:49] Speaker C: 60.
[00:35:50] Speaker D: 60. Okay. His actual age is 53.
[00:35:54] Speaker B: Thanks, Bill.
[00:35:55] Speaker D: So Bill gets. Gets it with 54.
That means we have a two way tie then because Jody has three.
[00:36:01] Speaker B: 54. The Billson.
[00:36:02] Speaker E: I thought I said 58.
[00:36:04] Speaker D: Did you? I think so, yeah.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: That's why I agreed with.
[00:36:06] Speaker D: Oh, I marked you down as 54. 58. Then you do not win.
You're honest, but a loser.
[00:36:14] Speaker E: Loser.
[00:36:16] Speaker D: That means that Chris from Pennsylvania has Got that? She said 56. You all guessed over his age.
[00:36:24] Speaker C: That's because he looks over his age.
[00:36:27] Speaker D: Well, I guess that makes. That makes sense.
[00:36:29] Speaker B: See, I guessed his hair. See, he's at 58 for his hair. His hair is at least two years older than he is.
[00:36:34] Speaker D: That's right.
[00:36:35] Speaker C: Have any of you thought that maybe he looks a little bit like Howdy Doody?
[00:36:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:36:39] Speaker D: I thought he looked more like Alfred E. Newman or David Letterman.
[00:36:44] Speaker E: He's their love child.
[00:36:45] Speaker D: Or Prince Charles.
[00:36:46] Speaker C: Love child.
[00:36:48] Speaker D: Okay, one more. Then we'll see if we can break this tie. Robert Klein, the comic. Very funny. Comic Robert Klein.
[00:36:55] Speaker B: Not Robert Klein the actor.
[00:36:56] Speaker D: No, this is comedian Robert Klein, the actor.
[00:37:01] Speaker B: Well, sometimes he's done some act occasionally.
[00:37:04] Speaker D: That's right. He is. He appeared with Lucy Arnaz in Neil Simons there playing our song in 1979. So he did act in that.
[00:37:13] Speaker B: But does comedian age, though? If this guy, the comedian age is.
[00:37:17] Speaker D: Different than the actors.
[00:37:19] Speaker B: That's what I wanted to clear up.
[00:37:21] Speaker C: No, wait. This isn't the one who played on Three's Company, is it?
[00:37:25] Speaker E: No, that's Richard Klein.
[00:37:28] Speaker D: Yeah. So not the Klein.
[00:37:30] Speaker B: Okay, this is his brother Robert.
[00:37:33] Speaker D: That's right. Okay. Jody, how old do you think Robert Klein is?
[00:37:38] Speaker C: Tony?
[00:37:39] Speaker B: Yes?
[00:37:40] Speaker C: Can you help me out?
I have no idea who he is.
[00:37:44] Speaker B: Not now. They're asking.
[00:37:46] Speaker C: Come on.
I have no idea. I'm gonna say 67. I have no idea.
[00:37:53] Speaker D: You're right, you don't.
He was also married to an opera singer who he's now divorced. With. From.
With. Or something.
I can't think of what her name was.
He'd probably be happy about the fact that I remember his name and not hers.
[00:38:09] Speaker E: Beverly Sills.
[00:38:10] Speaker D: Clyde.
Yeah.
Anyway, Bill, now that you've spoken.
Now he was married to an opera singer and I can't think of her name.
[00:38:20] Speaker B: Two minute warning coming up.
[00:38:22] Speaker D: Yeah. Ooh, yeah. We gotta wipe this up quickly. Bill, what do you think, 53, before.
[00:38:27] Speaker B: Your mother comes in, you gotta clean this up.
[00:38:29] Speaker D: That's right.
She's gonna say what? Are you still on the phone?
[00:38:33] Speaker E: Nas coming up from bingo.
[00:38:34] Speaker B: Hurry.
[00:38:35] Speaker D: Okay, Mandy, what do you say?
[00:38:38] Speaker C: Who we talking about?
[00:38:40] Speaker D: Robert Klein.
[00:38:43] Speaker C: Okay, I'll say. I don't know.
72.
[00:38:51] Speaker D: And Christina, 48. What do you think, Chris?
[00:38:55] Speaker C: 42.
[00:38:56] Speaker D: Okay, 42. The answer is.
[00:38:58] Speaker B: Wait a minute.
[00:38:58] Speaker D: You didn't ask me. Oh, Tony, I'm sorry.
[00:39:00] Speaker B: I've got the fifth in this. Okay, what did you say, Bill?
[00:39:05] Speaker E: I said 53.
[00:39:06] Speaker D: You better hurry up.
[00:39:07] Speaker B: Come on, you gotta get 53. I'll go with Bill.
[00:39:11] Speaker D: 53. Okay, the answer is 51.
[00:39:13] Speaker C: He's 51.
[00:39:14] Speaker D: 51, yeah. So 53 is the closest. Yes.
That means a four way tie.
That means that Bill and Tony both have three apiece. So does Jody and Chris.
Chris has three, Mandy has two.
And what do we do now? We don't have time to play another round.
[00:39:37] Speaker B: How about if I call everybody back next week?
[00:39:40] Speaker D: Yeah, want to do that? Let's continue it. Let's continue it next week. And meantime, we gotta go because we.
[00:39:45] Speaker B: Gotta be here Sunday morning.
[00:39:46] Speaker D: Hey, listen. So long, Tony. Nice to talk with you. Nice to talk with you, Big Bill.
[00:39:52] Speaker E: Good luck, guys. See you next week.
[00:39:53] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:39:54] Speaker C: Okay, bye.
[00:39:55] Speaker D: And we'll see all of you. Christina.
[00:39:56] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:39:57] Speaker D: Thanks a lot.
[00:39:58] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:39:58] Speaker D: And thank you to Mandy.
[00:40:00] Speaker C: Good night, Norm.
[00:40:01] Speaker D: Good night, Mandy. Good night, Jody.
[00:40:02] Speaker C: Good night.
[00:40:03] Speaker D: Good night. And it's good time to say good night to everybody because we really do have to get off the air.
[00:40:08] Speaker C: Good night, Norm.
[00:40:09] Speaker D: Oh, good night, Chris from Pennsylvania. Nice to talk with you.
So we'll have them all again next week, okay?
Okay, that sounds good. On behalf of Tony Nesbit and behalf of the lovely Marilyn Gorellic and myself, the almost good looking Norm Nathan person. See you tonight at 11. Come join us again. We'll be doing the same thing all over again. Well, not exactly the same. Anyway, bye bye, old sport. From WBZ Boston, it's quarter to four right now.
[00:40:38] Speaker A: How about that? The game would continue the following week because we ran out of time. I'll have to look for that.
And man, Norm was so funny. Always on the edge of completely losing it. Let me ask you the question. Does anyone know what religious public service show was broadcast after that game? Let me know in the comments.
Now, let me also let you know that I have not heard a thing about the Podcast Tonight Awards. The shortlist was supposed to be announced back on January 26th. I haven't received any communication. Whether good or bad news, I'll be reaching out this week and hope to have an update. See you all for more laughs next week. Closing the vault and absolutely leaving this world a little sillier than we found it for longtime friends. Hamilton, Ontario. Cuties and babes. Buzzing microphones. Hot country and western Jack Benny cameos, Crummy imitations. Mandy's mom Hazel, the cheat thrown by the ladies. Losing Bill, Finding Bill Hummingbill, Lawrence Welk and his patriotic polkas, the Stars and Stripes Polka and the Too Fat Forever Polka. Fine A's on the end.
Flirting, knowing what to do but possibly not being able to do it. Pick up lines, mental breakdowns live on the air Fluffy Meadows retirement home Old Audrey's tucking your dagger into your loincloth if you know what I'm saying. 76, that's the spirit. Lemons, cherries, apples and rice.
Heavy size older than the wheel and looking your age Being born in an elevator. Eugene Pulver, John Frawley getting it all on tape. Lana Turner and her father Head Turner and her cousin Stomach Turner being kept under house arrest in Norm's cellar.
Independent women, honest losers, love childs or love children Wiping it up quickly before mom gets home.
Kurgy Christina the recording master Bill Wilson and the greased up loincloth in sandal wearing native dance performing Norm Nathan, I'm Tony Nesbitt.
[00:43:02] Speaker D: Can I flirt with you also that if that sounds like an awful nice game.
Oh God, did I say that?
[00:43:09] Speaker E: Oh my God.
[00:43:10] Speaker D: Oh gee, that was awful.
