Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Speaker A: Episode 200.
Gosh, we have been partying all day here in the teen canteen. In what better way to celebrate, but with a staple of the Norm Nathan show and what consists of the majority of the tapes, I have a dumb birthday game from September 20, 1992. This is aptly titled, shut up, Norm. The players. Walter in Wilmington, Lisa from Topsfield, Greg in Springfield, Ohio, Maria from New Hampshire. I'm producing and playing in studio, and Bill Wilson is in traffic. The Red Auerbach doctor, Joyce brothers, Guy Lefleur, Ann Mara Goge Grant, Sophia Loren. And then we move to September 21 for Bill Murray and Larry Hagman. We've got some commercials, too. Baby Goldbond with Kimberly Vucas from Dyer, Indiana, Liberty Chevrolet and RV Center, a WBZ New England Patriots promo voiced by Gil Santos. And Norm reads all about GED tests sponsored by the American Council on Education. Episode 200. Shut up, Norm. Scolds its way to your ears in three, two, and one.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: And that's what we're going to do. Now, we have moved it up an hour just for Sunday mornings because we'll be leaving the air about an hour earlier than we normally do. Okay, so let me introduce you to the panel. The idea, for those of you who have not heard the dumb birthday game we fabled in legendary dumb birthday game is, I tell you who was born on this day. And the idea of the panel is to guess how old they are. A simple premise, but somehow it just explodes into wild laughter and great intellectual teases.
Intellectual teases.
Anyway, let's. Let me introduce you to the members of the panel. We have Walter from Wilmington, which is nice alliteration. Yes, sir. Hey, nice to have you with us again. Talk with you, Walter.
[00:02:02] Speaker C: Nice to be here.
[00:02:04] Speaker B: Is this the first time you've done the game with us?
[00:02:06] Speaker C: First time?
[00:02:07] Speaker B: Son of a gun, you're in for such.
[00:02:09] Speaker C: Listened to it a number of times, always dreamed and I so forth. A plane.
[00:02:16] Speaker B: Okay, as I understand it, you were recommended to us by the. By the Harvard University extension course, where they have an extra course on dumb birthday game guesses, you know.
[00:02:28] Speaker C: Well, that's very nice of them.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: Yeah, because you were one of the really good students in that class.
[00:02:32] Speaker C: Well, that's nice to hear. It's nice to think the professors are thinking of me.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: And now we go up to the mascot area and Topsfield and Lisa by masculinity masconomic regional school district and Lisa. Hi. Hi, Norm. Are you. You one of the young people in school, or.
[00:02:51] Speaker D: I graduated from Moscow and also curry College. Okay, so I'm looking for a job, actually.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: In your business in broadcasting. What would you like to do? Sorry, that was sports. That was.
That was Tony Nesbitt kind of giggling a little bit because he's been trying to get a job in this business, too, a producer. And all he could do is stay up all night and produce this program.
[00:03:17] Speaker D: Well, I always root for Tony in the game anyway. But not tonight.
[00:03:20] Speaker B: Say that again?
[00:03:21] Speaker D: I always root for Tony in this game anyway, but not tonight.
[00:03:24] Speaker B: Oh, I see. You want Tony to win. Except, obviously. Except for right now. Okay, so now you're at what we say, and we say in the trade, you're at liberty.
[00:03:31] Speaker D: Yep.
[00:03:32] Speaker B: Okay. Well, I hope you find something real good soon.
[00:03:34] Speaker D: I hope so.
[00:03:35] Speaker B: Okay, let me go to Greg, who's out in Ohio.
[00:03:38] Speaker C: That's me.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Hey, that's you.
[00:03:40] Speaker C: And I'm just so darn happy to be here.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: You talk funny in Ohio.
[00:03:44] Speaker C: You talk funny in Boston.
[00:03:46] Speaker B: I know you sound an awful lot like me, and I thought maybe. Does that mean when I get to Ohio, I won't even escape that silly talk there?
[00:03:54] Speaker C: I certainly hope not.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: Where in Ohio are you?
[00:03:56] Speaker C: In Springfield.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: Springfield, Ohio, between Columbus and Daytona. Columbus, are you right in the middle of the state?
[00:04:03] Speaker C: Smack dab in the middle.
[00:04:04] Speaker B: Smack dab in the middle. Okay, we have Maria, who is up there in New Hampshire, and. Nice to talk with you again, Maria, with your british accent.
[00:04:12] Speaker E: Well, Tony asked me if I'd ever played the dumbest game and if I wanted to, and I said, well, I'm.
[00:04:18] Speaker B: Probably eminently qualified because of the word dumb. Are you putting yourself down, Maria?
[00:04:24] Speaker E: Oh, not really. By the way, I was going to start this campaign to stop the gold bond adverts, you know. Yeah, but after the last guy said he was satisfied all over. Well, whatever suits, you know. Sorry I'm a bit risque at this.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: Time of the morning, coming from. You have such a cute sound. I think you could come out and be totally obscene and nobody would object. You could say a nasty word. And it doesn't sound nasty the way you say it.
[00:04:52] Speaker E: When he said it gave me total satisfaction, I thought, well, it can't be all bad.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: That was risque, Lisa. Oh, my God. Maria, rather, I'm sorry. Lisa has a cute little voice, too. Tony does not. However, this is Tony Nesbitt, our producer, of course, who is back, ready to play the game with us.
[00:05:09] Speaker F: I am covered with Goldbond and feeling total satisfaction.
[00:05:15] Speaker E: No, I totally disagree.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: No, he's a. He's. It's free. And you, too, could be itch free.
Just drink lots of gold bottle.
Maybe it comes in a liquidity. You can.
[00:05:28] Speaker F: No caffeine. That's right. It won't keep you up at night.
[00:05:31] Speaker B: And of course, we have Bill Wilson, who is WBZ's 24 hours traffic network reporter and who is certainly an old veteran at this.
[00:05:39] Speaker G: Hey, Bill, I'm just an old pro.
[00:05:42] Speaker B: You're an old pro and you're playing with a whole bunch of interesting people and it's kind of nice. I think they have an excellent panel. I think we're going to have a lot of fun. However, I have to go to my car now and I don't have time to stay. I wish I could stay with you, but what the heck.
[00:05:58] Speaker F: When you mentioned that Bill. Bill mentioned that he was an old pro, we should have some kind of saying for the game that. What was that? Funny?
[00:06:06] Speaker B: What?
[00:06:06] Speaker F: I just.
[00:06:07] Speaker G: What was that, Tony?
[00:06:08] Speaker F: No, when you had mentioned that you were an old pro. Okay.
[00:06:10] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:06:11] Speaker F: There's nothing obscene about this. You know, there's sayings that old soldiers don't die. They just smell that one. Yeah, exactly. Something like that. Do we have something for the birthday game, Norm? Old birthday game players don't die.
[00:06:24] Speaker G: They just blow the candles.
[00:06:28] Speaker B: They just blow the candles.
[00:06:29] Speaker F: They just let the meat cake or something.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Let me see. Old birthday game. They don't die. They just.
Can I get back you on that?
[00:06:38] Speaker F: They just bake or something?
[00:06:41] Speaker B: They just.
[00:06:42] Speaker G: They just get stale.
[00:06:43] Speaker F: They rise to the occasion.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: They just guess ages away or something. That's not too good.
[00:06:48] Speaker F: I'm sorry I brought it up.
[00:06:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sorry you brought up, too. Okay, here's a number of interesting people born on this date, which is September 20, including Red Oliver, the general manager of the. Of the. Is he the general manager? Is that his title? I. I think. I think it is. Let me check my voluptuous release here, which has all that kind of information on it. Let's see what I do with that.
[00:07:11] Speaker G: I think he may be retired and he just has a. An office at the garden store or.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Something like that, I guess. Yeah. Let's see. What does it say? Boston Celtic. Oh, president. He's president of the Celtics.
[00:07:22] Speaker C: I thought he was dead.
[00:07:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it is a sissy. Boston Celtics, dead president.
[00:07:29] Speaker C: Or maybe it was his cigar that died.
[00:07:30] Speaker B: No, that's right. His cigar is dead.
[00:07:32] Speaker F: He just smells that.
[00:07:37] Speaker B: Anyway, today, September 20. And wouldn't it be funny if he were listening right now? He's probably just laughing. He's a great sport, aren't you, red, sweetheart. Bright baby. Okay, red Auerbeck, how old is he? On this day, September 20, what do you think, Walter?
[00:07:53] Speaker C: Red Auerbeck is 64 years old.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: 64 years old, says Walter. And Lisa, a future broadcaster, great sportscaster in the making, from Topsfield, Massachusetts, wearing blue trunks and an enemy of Tony.
[00:08:08] Speaker F: Just for this game.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: That's right, dude. She's gonna fight you tooth and nail. What do you think, Red? That's right. That's sweet. Right down your alley.
[00:08:14] Speaker D: He's 75, Norm.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: 75. Okay. And Greg?
[00:08:19] Speaker C: 80.
[00:08:20] Speaker B: 80. Greg, from up there in central Ohio says 80. And Maria from up there in New Hampshire from Nashua.
I'm sorry.
[00:08:30] Speaker E: Probably about 70. I've only seen him once.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: That's right, because he's always hiding behind those smelly cigars.
He is a 70. You say Tony says what?
[00:08:43] Speaker F: Lisa cannot be wrong. 75.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: 75. Okay.
[00:08:46] Speaker F: And Bill?
[00:08:48] Speaker G: I'll try 73.
[00:08:49] Speaker B: 73. He's gonna try, says Bill Wilson in his orchestra. Okay. The actual age of Red Auerbach is 75.
[00:08:57] Speaker F: Thank you, Lisa.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: You're welcome, Lisa. Lisa's right. You don't even sound surprised. You really knew that, didn't you?
[00:09:03] Speaker D: I knew that, yeah.
[00:09:04] Speaker B: I. Okay. How did you happen to know that?
[00:09:07] Speaker D: Because I listened to the sports station down the end of the dial.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: Oh, that one.
[00:09:13] Speaker D: They're having a 75th anniversary party.
[00:09:15] Speaker B: Oh, that one. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. And they're not inviting Andy Mose. I understand.
And they keep trying to keep Eddie endleman away from the cake man. Cause nobody's gonna get a piece of it after he's eaten. He doesn't even. He doesn't even use silverware. Yeah.
Anyway.
Oh, why not?
[00:09:38] Speaker F: It's 02:00 a.m. you know how we.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: Folks in broadcasting just love to kid each other because we're all in the same business and. And it's just so much fun, and we love each other, so we feel we can get away with it. Right, Eddie? Okay. Doctor Joyce brothers. So we have Lisa and Tony. Anyway, both hit that right on the button. And doctor Joyce brothers, who I'm sick to death of looking at. She's been around since the beginning. The beginning of time. She. Remember she was on that $64,000 question that turned out to be kind of a hoax or something.
[00:10:11] Speaker F: Know what her latest thing was?
[00:10:12] Speaker B: Yeah, she was on.
[00:10:14] Speaker F: On MTV. There was a show called Lip Service, which was a lip syncing game show, and she was one of the judges. She became like that, like a regular.
[00:10:24] Speaker B: Judge, judging the lip syncing ability of these musicians.
[00:10:29] Speaker F: Two teams. Well, not musicians. Whether they college students or whoever they were.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but I mean, they were lip syncing.
[00:10:34] Speaker F: Musical should either be lip syncing or there's a body mechanics judge. Oh, it's just Nipsey Russell.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: That's.
[00:10:43] Speaker F: These are the kind of judges.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: I thought MTV was. Is that on MTV?
[00:10:50] Speaker F: Yes, it is.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: I thought it was kind of a hip station. How can it be a hip station with Doctor Joy's brothers, Nipsey Russell and Nipsey Russell.
[00:10:57] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: And Eddie Andleman? I mean, that would really do it.
[00:11:02] Speaker F: He was always the body mechanics.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:11:05] Speaker G: Next week's celebrity joyous judge, Norm Nathan.
[00:11:08] Speaker B: Thank you very much. I'm very good at judging lip syncing people. Boy. I just stare right at their lips. Just see what they're doing. I'm looking at your lips. Don't cheat me now, pal.
You see there's a guy on who's doing a lip sync. Not a lip sync. Exactly. What is. He was. He was doing.
He was doing. He was mouthing. He was showing these, you know, these japanese kickboxer things. What are they called? The martial arts films.
[00:11:34] Speaker F: Films, yeah.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: You know how badly they're dubbed? They're dubbed in English, but the mouth is saying something totally different. He did that live. I thought that was, what, a great ad? No, his mouth is moving and he's saying things, but the mouth doesn't match the words he's saying. He imitated that, that whole business beautifully.
[00:11:52] Speaker F: Is that the gentleman from police academy who makes all the sounds? He can do that, too.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: Kenny.
[00:11:57] Speaker F: Yeah. Who is that, Bill?
[00:11:58] Speaker G: I can't remember his name.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: What?
[00:12:05] Speaker F: Sure.
I didn't hear that. I couldn't hear it.
[00:12:08] Speaker C: There's Michael something.
[00:12:10] Speaker B: Anyway, I think we're digressing a little bit. We're talking about Doctor Joyce Brothers.
[00:12:14] Speaker F: That's right.
[00:12:15] Speaker B: That's right. Let's start with you. Bill Wilson. Doctor Joyce Brothers. How old is she today?
[00:12:21] Speaker G: 63 years old.
[00:12:23] Speaker B: 63 years of age. Thank you so much. And Tony?
[00:12:26] Speaker F: 60.
[00:12:29] Speaker B: 64. 64.
Okay. And Maria, I think she's probably 67. 67.
[00:12:37] Speaker C: Okay, Greg, I'll go right in the middle with 68.
[00:12:40] Speaker B: 68 in the middle from 67 to 68. I see.
[00:12:46] Speaker C: I'm lip syncing all this.
[00:12:49] Speaker F: It's a martial art.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:12:51] Speaker F: So it's a little bit off.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: And also, Doctor Joyce Brothers actually has somebody lip syncing for her. That's not her real voice.
Your voice is down here. That's when the husbands and wives get together and they should solve their problems and perhaps see a marital. That's the way she really talks. Am I glad I brought that up. That was really hilarious. Lisa. What do you think?
[00:13:13] Speaker D: 64?
[00:13:14] Speaker B: 64.
[00:13:15] Speaker F: Returning the favor. Only if I'm right, though.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: That's right. Okay. And Walter?
[00:13:20] Speaker C: Yes, doctor? Joyce Brothers is 64 years old.
[00:13:23] Speaker B: Is 64 years old. You say that like you really know.
[00:13:26] Speaker G: He's in the dater. It sounds like.
[00:13:30] Speaker B: Actually she is 64 years old.
[00:13:34] Speaker D: Thanks, Tony.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: You're welcome, Walter, Lisa and Tony all got there.
You're not cheating, Lisa, are you?
[00:13:41] Speaker D: No.
[00:13:42] Speaker F: Okay, well, you'll never get into this business then.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: That's not this.
Unless you learn how to lie and cheat.
[00:13:51] Speaker F: And you'll go right to the top.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. And do harm to your fellow man in order to advance your own career. There's nowhere you can go but the bottom. You understand?
[00:14:00] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:14:00] Speaker B: There's no room for nice guys in this business.
[00:14:03] Speaker G: You'll end up doing traffic.
[00:14:05] Speaker D: Tony just sounded so sure of himself.
[00:14:07] Speaker B: You'll end up doing not only traffic, but you'll be doing. You'll be talking on the phone all night, some silly program. Or you'll be producing the program, which is even worse. That's the way you'll end up. And you want that. God, I don't even like to think of it. It's so horrible. Let's go on to the next one. Guy Lefleur, the former hockey player. Oh, yes. Guillef le Flower. The flower. That's right. The guy with the flower.
Let's start with you, Greg. Guy Lefleur.
[00:14:34] Speaker C: Oh, you would someone. I have no idea who he is.
[00:14:37] Speaker B: Guille Fleur is a former hockey player.
[00:14:39] Speaker G: Many years with the Canadians.
[00:14:41] Speaker C: Many years.
[00:14:42] Speaker G: Many, many great years with the Canadians.
[00:14:44] Speaker F: And was it last year that he retired from?
[00:14:46] Speaker G: I think he.
The Rangers or something? He retired from last year or the season before.
[00:14:52] Speaker F: Quebec.
[00:14:52] Speaker D: It was Quebec.
[00:14:53] Speaker G: Quebec.
[00:14:53] Speaker F: I just was confused about what year it was last year. The year before last year, right. At least.
[00:14:59] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:15:00] Speaker C: 41.
[00:15:01] Speaker B: 41 says Greg, eh?
[00:15:02] Speaker F: So take that bill.
[00:15:04] Speaker G: All right, Tony, I've taken it.
[00:15:07] Speaker B: Walter, what do you think? Yeah.
[00:15:09] Speaker C: Is 42 years old?
[00:15:11] Speaker B: Who is 42? Yeah. Yield of war.
Oh no. Geeze.
Watch my lips. Watch my lips.
Guy le Fleur. Guy.
[00:15:29] Speaker C: Oh, my apologies to him, but he is 42.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: 42. Quran, deux. Oh, I'm such a snot. Wow. Wow. Okay.
[00:15:39] Speaker F: Some sweat on my brow. He's not speaking French, Norm. It does something. I don't know what it is. Look at the malaria potential.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: Maria, what do you think?
[00:15:50] Speaker E: I think maybe he's 43. 43 with huge dental bills.
[00:15:57] Speaker B: No, no dental bills, he says. No teeth.
You don't play in this game long and still have teeth, you know.
Bill, what do you say?
[00:16:07] Speaker G: I think he's 47.
[00:16:09] Speaker B: 47. Oh, and Lisa, let's see.
[00:16:13] Speaker D: He is 41.
[00:16:15] Speaker B: 41. And Tony.
[00:16:17] Speaker F: That's what I was going to say. 41.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: 41 years of age. And that means that three of you got that correct. Lisa. That's strange. Lisa's got three out of three right on the button, and she's learning the business. She was cheating and lying.
That's the only way to get it.
Greg got that. Also, Greg said 41 and Tony said.
[00:16:40] Speaker F: 41 and he was four. Was he? You didn't really gave his age.
[00:16:45] Speaker B: No, he's. I'm sorry, he's 41.
[00:16:46] Speaker F: Oh, he is 41.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: Yeah. No, you guessed it all on a button. And that means that two of you, Lisa and Tony and Greg. No, both have three apiece. Greg has one and Walter has one.
[00:17:01] Speaker E: Well, we've now guided Leah on the right career path. She's going to be a lawyer. Forget broadcasting.
[00:17:07] Speaker B: Oh, I want you. I want you.
I don't even know what you just said, but I just love it.
And I accepted that as an invitation without even knowing what the words were.
Ann Mirren. Remember Ann Mirren? What was the name? What's her husband's name? They did a great broken.
[00:17:28] Speaker C: Jerry Stiller.
[00:17:29] Speaker B: Jerry Stiller, that's right. Stiller and mirror. And they've sort of gone their own ways. They're both doing separate stuff now. They're both very funny, talented people, good Americans and lovely folks, and God love them. I don't know why I said all that. I just felt like saying silly stuff.
[00:17:46] Speaker F: I only produced the show. I don't try to figure it out.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: Well, you're the producer. You can straighten this program out and make it a little more logical and tell me to shut up once in a while, you know, don't be tough. Shut up. Thank you.
How dare he speak to a star like that.
Okay, you go first this time, Tony.
Ann, mira, how old do you think she is?
[00:18:09] Speaker F: 60.
[00:18:09] Speaker B: 60. Okay, Lisa, what do you say?
[00:18:13] Speaker D: 62.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: 62, okay. And Maria, I don't know this person.
[00:18:18] Speaker E: I'm gonna guess at 47.
[00:18:20] Speaker B: 47.
I love the way you talk.
Let's dim the lights and you talk to me like that, right?
[00:18:28] Speaker E: True.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: The laughter has to go, although I don't know why you should be different than any other woman anyway. Walter, what do you say?
[00:18:42] Speaker C: Ann, mirror Ian, turn the double nickel 55.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: The double nickel 55.
[00:18:48] Speaker F: That's the limit.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: That's the limit. That's right. Okay, see, we have to translate that for Greg, because 55 is the speed limit here. Is that the same thing in Ohio?
[00:19:00] Speaker C: Yes. Well, if you're driving a car, you can go 65.
[00:19:04] Speaker F: Ah.
[00:19:04] Speaker B: See, if you're in a car, you can go 65, but otherwise it's 55.
[00:19:09] Speaker G: No way.
[00:19:11] Speaker B: Okay. How old you think Ann mirror is?
[00:19:14] Speaker C: How old did Lisa say?
[00:19:15] Speaker B: Lisa said the 62. You gotta drag. You gotta.
[00:19:18] Speaker C: Well, I'll see. Oh, let's see.
62.
[00:19:23] Speaker B: 62. Okay. And Bill, I'm sorry, I just. I probably strained my voice getting ready for my bar mitzvah.
[00:19:37] Speaker G: But that's all circumstantial evidence.
[00:19:43] Speaker F: That was a good cut, Bill.
[00:19:45] Speaker B: Ah, yeah.
Okay, Bill. Wise guy. Yeah. Ann Mara. How old is Ann Mara?
[00:19:53] Speaker G: I'm gonna go with Tony on this one and say 60.
[00:19:55] Speaker B: 60. Okay.
Okay. Actually, Ann Mirror today is 63 years of age, as I say, 63 years young when I. When I really been condescending.
And the two closest still would be Lisa and Greg, who said 62. So Lisa's got four out of four, although she's slipping a little bit. Didn't hit it right on the button. This time was a year off.
[00:20:19] Speaker D: That was just a gas, Norm. I really didn't know who she was.
[00:20:22] Speaker B: Does that mean the others were not guessers that you. Because you knew Red Auerbach?
[00:20:25] Speaker D: No, I knew Auerbach, and I knew Lefleur.
[00:20:28] Speaker B: Okay. You're doing okay, Lisa. You're a. You're a joy and a pride.
What?
Okay. Gogi grand. This is a little tough.
[00:20:38] Speaker G: Gogi.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: Gogi hasn't recorded for a very, very long time. She's a singer, and she was very big. Not very big, but somewhat big.
[00:20:46] Speaker F: What is Gogi short for?
[00:20:47] Speaker B: Gogi is actually. That's. I think that's her full name. Or either that or Gogenheimer. Gogenheimer Grantland is her full name.
[00:20:58] Speaker F: Gogee's not go get my name at all.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: Grantliner Finstein is her full name.
She shortened it to Gogee Grant for artistic reasons. Her family ruled her out at that point. She said, we want our name.
[00:21:12] Speaker F: Shut up, Noah.
[00:21:13] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Good idea.
[00:21:16] Speaker F: I thought I'd try it again.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: She was a singer back in the.
She may still be a singer, but she recorded back in the fifties, primarily.
I think I played some of her records back then, as I recall. Yes. Let me think about that. Yes, I did the wayward wind. Was that one of the wayward wind? That's right. That was one of her songs. That's right, Bill. Very good. Bill is right here.
[00:21:37] Speaker E: Bill.
[00:21:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
Lisa, let's start with you on that. How old is Gogi Grant.
[00:21:43] Speaker D: Ah, just a total guess. 57.
[00:21:45] Speaker B: 57. Just a total guess. I'll make a little footnote of that. Okay, Maria, what do you say?
[00:21:54] Speaker E: I don't know this person either, but I'm going to say 72.
[00:21:57] Speaker B: 72. 72. We'll put down. Okay, and let's see. Greg, what do you say?
[00:22:06] Speaker C: She recorded in the fifties.
[00:22:09] Speaker B: That's when I think that's when the wayward wind was done. Do you think so, Bill?
[00:22:12] Speaker G: I think that was the early sixties.
[00:22:14] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:22:14] Speaker C: That was Frankie Lane.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: Early 62. So it was early sixties. Okay.
[00:22:18] Speaker C: Um, I'll say 70. 70.
[00:22:24] Speaker B: 70. Okay. Did you say something about Frankie Lane?
[00:22:27] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought he recorded that song.
[00:22:30] Speaker B: No, I don't think he did record. He recorded the mule train and midnight gambler. Midnight gambling? Yeah, he did a whole lot of earlier things. He did jazzy kind of things, like two loves to. He did that one.
[00:22:45] Speaker F: I don't think it was the wayward wind that it recorded.
[00:22:47] Speaker B: You don't think so? No, no, he did not record the wayward wind, so far as I know.
[00:22:51] Speaker F: Probably something like what was the passing wind?
[00:22:58] Speaker B: Mule train was his also. He did one for a television show. The theme. So. Rawhide.
[00:23:03] Speaker F: Rawhide.
[00:23:04] Speaker B: Rawhide. Oh, snap. That we think. Get em up.
[00:23:10] Speaker F: Set em up.
[00:23:12] Speaker B: Okay, Bill, what do you say?
[00:23:14] Speaker G: I would say 55 years old today.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: 55 years. And Tony?
[00:23:20] Speaker F: 50.
57.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: 57. And what do you say, Walter?
[00:23:25] Speaker C: I say Gogi is 61.
[00:23:28] Speaker B: 61. I don't know. When I say your name, I feel like I'm introducing, like, Walter. Walter Cronkite.
[00:23:35] Speaker F: I meant to ask you, was she a teen idol at the time?
[00:23:38] Speaker B: No, she was not.
[00:23:39] Speaker F: She was. Okay.
[00:23:40] Speaker B: A little older than that.
[00:23:40] Speaker F: All right, then, now I should change my answer.
[00:23:44] Speaker B: Well, I tell you, I'll give you the. The final answer. Goge grant today is 68.
[00:23:49] Speaker F: See, that 57 wasn't my original.
[00:23:52] Speaker B: Yeah, she would have been a teenage idol had that been the case.
Oh, man, 67. That means that Greg who? Greg said 70.
And let me see anybody come closer than that. I mean, that's two years off.
[00:24:06] Speaker F: I didn't thought.
[00:24:08] Speaker B: Okay. No, nobody said 66, Ernie.
[00:24:11] Speaker F: That's what I wanted to say.
[00:24:12] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the first. Lisa. Lisa missed that one. Uh oh. I think she's gonna ask for a recount now.
[00:24:18] Speaker F: She tempted me with her charms and made me say 57.
[00:24:22] Speaker B: Well.
[00:24:23] Speaker D: Well, I said it was a total guess.
[00:24:25] Speaker F: Well, it was so tempting.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: Okay, how about now? Here's what we're saving this one for, this magic moment. Because it happens to be a woman. I have been desperately in love with for many, many years, who is very, very special to me.
Anyway, it's hard for me to say her name without becoming too emotionally involved.
Whisper Sophia Loren. Oh, God, I got it out. Anyway, Sophia Loren, who's an incredibly beautiful woman.
How old would you say Sophia is today? And let's see, start with Walter this time.
[00:24:58] Speaker C: 73 years old.
[00:25:00] Speaker B: 73 years old. Sophia. Marvelous.
[00:25:03] Speaker C: 73.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: A marvelous 73. Okay. And Lisa?
[00:25:09] Speaker D: 70.
[00:25:10] Speaker B: 70.
What do you think, Greg?
[00:25:14] Speaker C: 71.
[00:25:15] Speaker B: 71. Maria.
[00:25:18] Speaker E: I think she's about 59.
[00:25:20] Speaker B: 59 says maria. Okay. And Tony?
[00:25:23] Speaker F: Yeah, I was gonna say about 59.
[00:25:25] Speaker B: Gonna say 59. That's gonna be your guess, eh?
[00:25:27] Speaker F: Oh, yeah.
[00:25:34] Speaker A: Right.
[00:25:35] Speaker F: Is she that close to 60? That's hard to believe.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: We've already had guesses up to 70.
[00:25:41] Speaker F: I know, I know she's not. I know she's not close to that.
Yeah. 50.
57.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: 57, yeah.
[00:25:51] Speaker F: Okay, 57.
[00:25:53] Speaker B: Okay, 57. Bill, what do you say?
[00:25:55] Speaker G: 68?
[00:25:57] Speaker B: 68.
[00:25:57] Speaker G: A sexy 68.
[00:25:59] Speaker B: A sexy 68.
Actually, she's a sexy 58. That's how old she is. Yes. No, I remember when she turned 50, and everybody would have said, boy, 50 years old. Look at the way she looks. She's 58. She still looks great, I guess. Although I haven't seen her in a couple of years. But the closest would be Maria, who said 59. Tony, who said 57.
[00:26:19] Speaker F: That wasn't bad. Say so.
[00:26:21] Speaker B: That's very good.
[00:26:22] Speaker F: Seventies. She's 58. You could just look at Norm's face when you mentioned.
[00:26:26] Speaker B: I know, and I told you, I interviewed her once, and I told her that I was desperately in love with her, and if she wouldn't mind, I'd like to run away with her. I mean, I really did say that she was in town introducing her Sophia perfume. Remember the Sophia per. I don't know if they still sell that or not. Is that still available?
You find the expression to go bust.
In any event, it was a reception they were having for Filene's or one of the stores who was carrying it had a thing over the Ritz Carlton. And I went with my tape recorder, working for one of the broadcast. One of the broadcast media giants, anyway, and I remember. I remember saying. Asking for an interview, and she said, fine. She was really very charming. And just as we were about to sit down to do it, to tape it, she was called up to give a pitch for the Sophia perfume. And I see how these executives of companies, how boring they are when they talk. We have with us a very charming lady here. Anyway, so she went up and. And I thought, there's the end of my chance with the lovely Sophia. Anyway, when she finished the talk, she came down and spotted me again and said, we can do the interview now. I thought that was really nice. And we sat down and did do it. And somewhere I have it on tape, I must remember, because in the opening, I told her I was desperately in love with her, my wife. I said, you're the only person she would allow me to run away with. That's good. And she was great. She was really very, very nice. And we did run away with creating a terrible scandal.
And Carlo Ponte hit me in the ankle with two bullets from my magnum.
[00:28:08] Speaker F: What did she say to you after you what?
[00:28:10] Speaker B: I don't know. Who knows?
[00:28:11] Speaker F: Did she giggle uncontrollably like most of the women?
[00:28:13] Speaker B: She did she like a schoolgirl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, can I get copies of your tape to be hearing in Italy? I'm not imitating her accent exactly, because it's too cheap.
[00:28:25] Speaker C: Oh, please do. Please do.
[00:28:27] Speaker F: Anyway, you can find that we have to play it.
[00:28:30] Speaker B: I'm going to try very hard.
[00:28:31] Speaker F: Unless you mention the other broadcasting powerhouse in town, which one of the many.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: You'Ve worked for that was WRKO at that particular time. But we can erase that name so we don't keep saying that call at it. But they could use all the help they can get. You know what I'm saying?
[00:28:47] Speaker F: Yeah, we know why. Now.
[00:28:48] Speaker B: What's that?
[00:28:49] Speaker E: If she's 59, she must have paid Carlo Ponty.
Carlo Ponty must have. Patron want to kick you in the ankles.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: Oh, well, now she's 58. But you think he's too old to have done much damage, is that what you're saying? I don't quite get the message.
[00:29:04] Speaker E: He wouldn't exert his energy elsewhere.
[00:29:08] Speaker F: Is that an insult? No, what is?
I'm trying to read into this.
[00:29:12] Speaker B: Wait a minute, Maria, what are you saying? You are such a jealous woman. And I simply said that to her at the time you were not there, and I had to say that to somebody.
Anyway, I got a couple more and. But these are from Monday, not Monday the 21st. Yeah, Monday. Monday the 21st. With a couple interesting people born on that day, including Bill Murray.
Bill Murray. Let's start with, are we getting way behind in commercials?
Only 17. We'll have to stay on the air until 06:00 to make up for that. But what the heck. Okay, let's start with.
[00:29:47] Speaker F: Yeah, we only have seven, is that right? But we have none in the next half hour.
[00:29:52] Speaker B: Okay, that's good. Bill Wilson. What do you think about Bill Murray? How old do you think he will be on Monday?
[00:29:58] Speaker G: 43.
[00:29:59] Speaker B: 43, okay. And what do you say, Tony?
[00:30:02] Speaker F: He'll be 40.
He'll be 45.
[00:30:08] Speaker B: 45. And Maria, I'm with Bill.
[00:30:10] Speaker E: I think 43.
[00:30:12] Speaker B: 43, okay. And Greg?
[00:30:14] Speaker C: He'll be 46 tomorrow.
[00:30:17] Speaker B: Okay. Lisa?
[00:30:19] Speaker D: 52.
[00:30:20] Speaker B: And what do you think, Walter?
[00:30:22] Speaker C: Bill Murray, that hot ticket, is 44 years old.
[00:30:28] Speaker B: You sounded like you were reading that. Bill Murray, that hot ticket, will be 44 on.
Tell me I'm right. No, actually, I think none of you hit it right on the button. He's. Because he's going to be 42. But several of you came very close, including Bill Wilson, who said 43. Maria said 43.
And so those will be the two winners there. Let's see how things shape up here. See what we get going here. We got Lisa. We have Lisa with four.
And. That's right, we have. Tony has four also.
[00:31:02] Speaker F: It's a bloody battle.
[00:31:03] Speaker B: Oh, God, this is going right down to the y. What a breathtaking game this has turned out to be. Golly.
Bill Wilson has won.
Maria has two, and Walter has one.
Okay, so here's the tiebreaker.
[00:31:20] Speaker F: And Greg.
[00:31:22] Speaker B: Okay, what about Greg? Did you give Greg spot? Greg? Did I say Greg? Yeah, Greg. No, Greg has three.
[00:31:28] Speaker C: I'm out in Ohio. I don't countenance.
[00:31:30] Speaker B: No, no, you do count. Oh, God, you do count. You count so much. Not in our immediate Boston area coverage map.
[00:31:38] Speaker C: I thought maybe I was sleeping. I thought I was dreaming this or something. Because you forgot my name.
[00:31:44] Speaker B: No, I'm sorry. Now I get no you. As a matter of fact, if you get this next one, then we'll have a three way tie.
[00:31:50] Speaker C: Well, do I get a point for you forgetting my name?
[00:31:53] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:31:53] Speaker C: Okay, thank you.
[00:31:55] Speaker F: Are you listening to us out there, Greg?
[00:31:57] Speaker C: No, I listen to you. I drive a semi for a bakery here in Springfield. When I drive up to Akron, I just get so darned excited. When I listen to you in Akron.
[00:32:06] Speaker F: I'm just curious because we had plenty of people call New York and Maryland who said we haven't been coming in for the past few days wondering if you were receiving.
[00:32:14] Speaker C: When the weather's bad, I can pick you up real well.
[00:32:17] Speaker B: It must be some kind of a message there.
[00:32:20] Speaker C: I don't understand. When it's raining real bad, I can pick it up just real quick.
[00:32:24] Speaker B: It's raining and lightning. And when there's an invasion of poisonous locusts, boy, you come in like a cone of richest.
[00:32:29] Speaker F: I've got my little orphan. Any Dakota ring out? I'm trying to decipher this. I can receive you when the weather is bad.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: That sounds like a drink.
[00:32:37] Speaker F: Your ovaltine is what he came out to say.
[00:32:41] Speaker B: Okay, sure. You'd like to give that talk yourself, wouldn't you? This is a very local line of discussion that Tony and I are having.
Larry Hagman. This will be the last one. Larry Hagmande, the son of Mary Martin, and of course, on Dallas.
[00:33:00] Speaker F: And I dream of Jeannie.
[00:33:01] Speaker B: I dream of Jeannie. It's kind of funny to watch both those shows in the dvd commercials. Oh, does he do the BVD commercials?
[00:33:07] Speaker F: He did.
[00:33:08] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:33:08] Speaker F: And smoking. Didn't you know, Kansas lung association commercials too?
[00:33:14] Speaker B: Oh, he does that? Yeah. Okay. On the BVD, was he just underwear and a cowboy hat, almost really boots?
[00:33:22] Speaker G: Now that would be a pretty power.
[00:33:24] Speaker F: Yeah, whatever it was when you know, the cowboy hat and talking real tough and then some line about his. Yeah, but I never leave without my BVD's. And so it was very, very funny at the time. Thank you very much.
[00:33:36] Speaker C: You had to be there.
[00:33:37] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:33:38] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:33:39] Speaker G: Someone did.
[00:33:41] Speaker B: We're gonna start. I think. I think a good place to start would be with Greg, who gets excited when he hears us in where? In Ohio.
[00:33:51] Speaker C: Is that another point for forgetting? What?
[00:33:54] Speaker B: No, you said when you drove the truck.
Oh, an Akron. That's right. We're in Akron.
Anyway, I don't know. I'm trying to say Akron as though it's really an exciting place. And maybe it is. I've never been to Akron anyway.
[00:34:09] Speaker F: How they make tires, right?
[00:34:11] Speaker C: No, they don't make anything there now. Oh, they all went to Mexico.
[00:34:16] Speaker B: Oh, there we go.
I spent the night in Ashtabula.
I really did. Big deal, huh? Let's move along.
Greg, how old is. How old will Larry Hagman be on Monday? How old do you think?
[00:34:36] Speaker C: 54.
[00:34:37] Speaker B: 54 says Greg.
And let's see. Tony, what do you think.
[00:34:45] Speaker F: Larry is going to be? He's pushing at least 58.
[00:34:52] Speaker B: 58.
And let's see.
Walter, what do you say, Larry?
[00:34:59] Speaker C: I believe Larry is 57 years old.
[00:35:02] Speaker B: 57 years old. Okay. And Maria?
[00:35:05] Speaker E: Probably about 60.
[00:35:07] Speaker B: Around 60, is that what you're saying? 60. Okay.
Lisa? 56. 56.
And Bill?
[00:35:16] Speaker G: Well, Bob Reedon's about 58. Bob Reedon is 58, as a matter of fact. So he's probably 61.
[00:35:24] Speaker B: 61. That's an interesting bit. A bit of.
[00:35:27] Speaker F: Now, why did you reason that? Just he should be older or.
[00:35:30] Speaker G: No, he just seemed older.
[00:35:33] Speaker B: Okay, you're exactly right. He is 61. Hey, well, it worked for you. However, whatever your line of reason was, it turned out great.
Okay, here's the final score. Now let's see who wins the tacky prize from the WBZ.
Worthless gift shop.
[00:35:53] Speaker F: Is the gift shop worthless or the gifts?
[00:35:55] Speaker B: The gift shop? No, the gift. Oh, both of them. Everything is worthless.
[00:35:59] Speaker C: Worthless gifts from the worthless gift shop down here at WBZ.
[00:36:03] Speaker G: Sounds like a segment on the home shopping club with your guest host, Norm Nathan.
[00:36:09] Speaker B: Okay, here's another tacky, tasteless gift here.
[00:36:12] Speaker G: Not 999, but that's right, 999.
[00:36:15] Speaker B: Notice on this jersey how the right sleeve is a little bit longer than the left? The reason for that is it was once owned by a trombone player. But seriously, folks, what a bing.
[00:36:27] Speaker G: Only $9.99 and $15 shipping and handling.
[00:36:30] Speaker B: That's right. Put a little garter up around the elbow and who's going to know the difference, eh? Look like a little extra cloth there, but it's nice. Anyway, let's see, let's, let's figure out who's done. Let's see. Walter has one correct answer, Lisa has four, and the Greg has two. Three. Three. I'm sorry, Greg. Forgive me.
[00:36:55] Speaker F: Poor Greg.
[00:36:57] Speaker B: Maria has 19 correct answers.
Thank you, Norm.
[00:37:04] Speaker E: The text in the mail.
[00:37:06] Speaker B: See what I mean, Lisa? About being. Being a thief and a crook and a cheat and lying.
[00:37:12] Speaker E: Actually, I was wondering if Lisa was related to Paul, but Tony's always accusing of cheating.
[00:37:19] Speaker B: Oh, that, that fella.
[00:37:20] Speaker F: Yeah, Paul does cheat.
[00:37:21] Speaker B: No, that's right. No, and Lisa does not.
[00:37:24] Speaker F: It's proven, it's fact.
[00:37:25] Speaker B: Yeah, Maria. Maria actually has two correct answers. Tony has four, same as Lisa.
And Bill Wilson has two.
So it's a tie between Tony and Lisa.
[00:37:38] Speaker F: And Lisa wins by default. Are you gonna.
[00:37:40] Speaker D: So the Toshi go to the listener, right?
[00:37:42] Speaker B: Pardon me?
[00:37:43] Speaker D: The Tasha go to the listener, right?
[00:37:45] Speaker B: I suppose it should. We. I tell you, we change the rules each time we play the game.
[00:37:49] Speaker F: Yeah, we've done that a few times.
[00:37:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, we'll say yeah. Yeah. Then you win. Why not? Why not? You're from Mascanamet Regional School District, same as I am. And so what the heck.
[00:37:59] Speaker D: Good school, Norm.
[00:38:00] Speaker B: Yeah, I have two daughters, both of whom graduate now. What year did you graduate?
[00:38:04] Speaker D: 87. Matter of fact, your daughter gave me my diploma, I believe.
[00:38:08] Speaker B: Oh, that's Sonia. She was on the school committee at the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
We have a picture of her giving her the diploma to her sister, who graduated and got the diploma from her sister who was chairman, the chair of the school committee at the time. You are all interested in this. Everybody, let's hear. Yay. Yay.
[00:38:29] Speaker C: Hey, that'd be a heck of a gift for Lisa.
What's that the picture of the person?
[00:38:36] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. To a copy of the picture of Sonia, my oldest daughter, giving the award to someone else giving it to Sarah, my youngest daughter. That'd be kind of nice. During. During her graduation.
[00:38:48] Speaker F: Tops and tacky and worthlessness to anyone outside. That's the family. That is.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah. That's a little too nice a gift. We'll have to find something a little. A little less desirable than that.
[00:38:59] Speaker F: Okay, we still got some of those sweatshirts left with the extra long sleeves.
[00:39:03] Speaker B: The extra long right sleeve. Right sleeve, yeah. Is that the. Is that the arm that the.
[00:39:09] Speaker F: Doesn't it depend?
[00:39:10] Speaker B: What if you're a left handed trombone player?
[00:39:13] Speaker F: Then you have to wear the shirt backwards.
[00:39:14] Speaker E: Are they the ones that you tie around the back with the.
[00:39:18] Speaker B: I'm sorry, what's that?
[00:39:21] Speaker F: Oh, the straightjack.
[00:39:22] Speaker B: Oh, no, no.
[00:39:23] Speaker G: A mental hospital.
[00:39:24] Speaker B: No, no, that wouldn't be bad. We could send them, you know. Anyway, there's plenty of straight jackets.
[00:39:30] Speaker F: In fact, they. They're, um, standard issue here. Once you're hired by dumb ac.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: Please, please don't denigrate this. This.
This holy place, this Westinghouse broadcasting company place. Don't do that. Don't do that.
[00:39:50] Speaker E: You have holes over there as well?
[00:39:52] Speaker B: Pardon me?
[00:39:53] Speaker E: You have holes over there as well.
[00:39:54] Speaker B: Holes. You mean like holes? Holes. Oh, holes. Holes. This holy place. I think she's tying that in. When I said this holy place, this WBZ building, and then she said, you have holes over there, too. See, that's the british sense of humor. You understand why England is a second rate power and she's living in Nashua.
[00:40:17] Speaker G: Just a little tiny oak.
Tiny little island out there.
[00:40:22] Speaker F: Yep.
[00:40:23] Speaker B: Hey, listen, I want to thank all of you. This has been kind of fun. I've enjoyed this a great deal, but. Well, compared to yesterday, yeah, we were not too thrilled with that.
Walter, thank you very much for joining us on this. You added quite a lot, and if you'll take it with you when you leave, I would appreciate that.
Perhaps we can get some of. Some of the WBC strong men to load it up into your truck. Anyway, thank you very much. Been fun having you.
[00:40:48] Speaker C: Thank you so much for letting me play.
[00:40:50] Speaker B: Okay, was he being sarcastic or did he really mean that?
[00:40:55] Speaker F: Wee bit. Maybe a little.
[00:40:56] Speaker B: Little facetious there. Lisa, I wish you the very, very best. Okay?
[00:41:00] Speaker D: Thank you.
[00:41:01] Speaker B: And when next time you're in Middleton, just come by. Okay?
So don't.
[00:41:06] Speaker F: Don't get. Don't cut her off yet, because we gotta get her.
[00:41:08] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. No, no, that's right. Lisa is the winner. Yeah, hold on, Lisa. That's right. We gotta get your. Your. Your address. And Greg, out there in Ohio, you've.
[00:41:17] Speaker C: Made a dream come true.
[00:41:21] Speaker B: Do you realize how many kids are listening today who would kill to be in your position?
You know, Greg, he's not even around here. He was on the dumb birthday. What about me? What about me?
I've been groomed. I've been working for this forever.
[00:41:33] Speaker C: Well, they aren't old enough to send the check in. Yeah.
[00:41:35] Speaker B: Okay. Hey, Ted, thanks a lot. I appreciate hearing from you. Take care. Bye bye now. And I thank you too, Maria.
[00:41:42] Speaker F: More than you'll ever know.
[00:41:43] Speaker E: More than delightful. I'm at this moment, customer around the house to look for something tacky to a Donnie wastebasket.
[00:41:56] Speaker F: Every second word, I guess, yeah.
[00:41:59] Speaker B: Suppose we figure out what you just said. We're gonna have a great time with it. I know. You said you're casting your eye around the house for something tacky to adorn your waste basket.
[00:42:08] Speaker G: To adorn your waste.
[00:42:10] Speaker B: Adorn your waste basket. I see.
[00:42:12] Speaker F: It's that british humor so you can.
[00:42:15] Speaker E: Throw in the bin. Something so tacky you can throw in the bin.
[00:42:18] Speaker G: She's stealing lines again.
[00:42:20] Speaker B: Oh, no, see, the bin is sort of. If I can translate.
[00:42:24] Speaker F: The bin?
[00:42:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, the waste basket. Yeah, the trash bin.
[00:42:27] Speaker G: The waste paper bin.
[00:42:29] Speaker B: The waste paper bin. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I.
[00:42:34] Speaker G: It's starting to rain. I'm gonna pull out my bumper chute. And.
[00:42:39] Speaker B: Anyway, thank you, Marie. It's been. It's been fun. We've enjoyed having you. You're okay.
[00:42:42] Speaker E: Good friend. Thanks very much.
[00:42:44] Speaker B: Nice to meet you.
[00:42:45] Speaker E: To Tony too. And Bill and everybody else. Lisa and. I'm so sorry, I forgot the other.
[00:42:52] Speaker B: I did too. No, Greg and Walter are the other.
[00:42:55] Speaker E: Greg and Walter. Thanks very much.
[00:42:56] Speaker B: Okay, Maria. Bye bye.
[00:42:59] Speaker F: Night night.
[00:43:02] Speaker B: You look up adorable in the phone book. And if you don't see Lisa's picture right there. I don't know.
[00:43:06] Speaker F: You're adorable. I'm sorry.
[00:43:08] Speaker B: You're so beautiful. See, you're.
[00:43:10] Speaker G: Imagine if they put your picture in the phone book.
[00:43:13] Speaker F: No.
[00:43:14] Speaker B: Now, what do you mean by that?
[00:43:15] Speaker G: Well, you just said that. You said, look that up in the phone book.
[00:43:18] Speaker B: Did I say phone book? I meant dictionary. Did I say phone book?
[00:43:21] Speaker F: Yeah, you did.
[00:43:22] Speaker B: I'm really stupid, and I don't mean to make. Well, you know, stupid.
[00:43:25] Speaker G: You're just not too brighten.
[00:43:28] Speaker F: Bill, that was.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: Get out of here.
[00:43:32] Speaker F: So mean that it hurt Lisa.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I just slipped him off. I don't need to take that because I'm a good person.
[00:43:39] Speaker F: Cause I give it a yellow.
[00:43:40] Speaker B: Okay, you wanna hang up on me now? Good person?
I guess he already did. Hold on, Lisa. You'll talk to. The next voice you'll hear will be that of the big guy taking full information and stuff. And anyway, that was the dumb birthday game and what a swell thing it was.
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[00:44:27] Speaker H: Weekend new baby gold bond medicated powder combines zinc oxide with the finest talcum powder to relieve baby's red, irritated skin. Baby gold bond also protects baby's sensitive skin against diaper rash, chafing and minor skin irritations.
[00:44:43] Speaker D: It's much better than anything I tried. And if he's happy, then we're all happy. Baby gold bond is great, and we'll keep using it.
[00:44:51] Speaker H: For your baby's diaper rash, try new baby gold bond medicated powder now at drugstores and supermarkets everywhere. Use only as directed.
[00:44:58] Speaker I: New England's biggest selection of conversion vans is here for you this weekend. It's the fall annual giant conversion van show at Liberty Chevrolet and RV Center, Wakefield. Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, only over 100 Chevrolet and Ford conversion vans to choose from. Factory reps from Explorer, Sherrod, Gladiator, Chuchu, Mark III and Tiara will be on hand, making deals like you've never seen. Why Paydeh higher price for a caravan when you can get more for less money in a conversion van? Get to the giant conversion van show this weekend at Liberty Chevrolet and RV center. Conversion van prices start at only $15,995. Register to win a free color tv, VCR and a Nintendo game. Enjoy free hot dogs. It's the fall annual giant conversion van show at Liberty Chevrolet and RV Center, Wakefield. This weekend only, take route 128 to exit 41 in Wakefield, where you see the giant tent and the large american flag. To get to the giant conversion van show at Liberty Chevrolet and RV center, see the van man for an additional $100 off your best deal.
[00:45:59] Speaker B: Touchdown Patriots into the end zone. Touchdown caught by fryer. Oh, what a great catch.
[00:46:05] Speaker F: Patriots have it, driving it down, down and in.
[00:46:08] Speaker B: Touchdown.
[00:46:08] Speaker A: Ten.
[00:46:09] Speaker B: Fine touchdown.
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[00:48:06] Speaker H: You know in your heart there has to be something better for your kids. Childreach has a suggestion. It's called kids for kids. Kids for kids makes it possible for your children to discover a new culture, nurture a new friendship, exchange ideas with a youngster thousands of miles away. It's a program of letters and pictures, sharing and learning.
[00:48:26] Speaker B: Dear Bamba, I hope you're getting enough to eat. I want to come to Africa and see what it's like. Is it like the jungle book you told me? My mom says you work in fields. What are fields?
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[00:49:05] Speaker A: Closing the vault. And once again successfully leaving this world. A little sillier than we found it for. Wild laughter, alliteration. Harvard University extension courses in the dumb birthday game. Future broadcasters rooting for Tony, except if you're a fellow contestant. Gold bond, feeling satisfied all over. Old pros, dead presidents. Just smelling that way. Andy Eddie Andelman, the $64,000 question. MTV lip service, lip syncing. Nipsey Russell. English overdubs, broadcasts, liars and cheats. Norm speaking in French, dimming the lights. 55. Thats the limit. Circumstantial evidence and good cuts. Guggenheimer, Grantliner, Finstein, the wayward wind. Frankie Lane. Norm's scandalous affair with Sophia Loren.
To have that tape of Norm interviewing Sofia, that would be a great find. Bad weather reception, local lines of discussion. BVD's spending the night in Ashtabula. The WBZ. Tacky, tasteless, worthless gift shop. Trombone player jerseys, masconomet school district. Straight jackets. The british sense of humor adding a lot, but please take it with you when you leave. Let me see if I can get this right. Facetiousness. Making dreams come true. Adorning your wastebasket. Kimberly Voucas, Liberty Chevrolet and the Van man conversion vans and rvs. The American Council on Education, baby. Gold bond, Bill Wilson. And the master of intellectual teases, Norm Nathan. I'm Tony Nesbitt.
[00:50:54] Speaker E: Thanks very much.
