Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness with Tony Nesbitt - Ep 239 - Knowing Your Own Mind

Episode 239 June 12, 2025 00:52:16
Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness with Tony Nesbitt - Ep 239 - Knowing Your Own Mind
Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness with Tony Nesbitt
Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness with Tony Nesbitt - Ep 239 - Knowing Your Own Mind

Jun 12 2025 | 00:52:16

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Now on to the show!

A super silly DBG from June 6th, 1993 is cued up for you today with the title being…Knowing Your Own Mind

 

Players:

Dennis from Terra Haute (formerly from Farmersburgh), Indiana

Amy in Uxbridge

Krystal from Arlington

Linda in W. Roxbury

Tony producing and playing in studio and back from not participating the day before

Bruce Connolly in traffic

 

Bdays:

Richard Thomas

Malcom McDowell

Ralph Edwards

6/14

Dorothy McGuire

Burl Ives

Boy George

Donald Trump

Eric Heiden

 

Event in History:

In what year did Walter Hunt patent his idea for the safety pin?

 

Post Game:

Norm reads some various news and sports items.

 

Commercials:

Marezine

Gold Bond

Boston Book Fair Promo voiced by David Brudnoy

Connect Long Distance

And a surprise one you should PREPARE for...

 

Ep 239, Knowing Your Own Mind, thoughtfully heads to your ears in 3, 2 & 1

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Episode Transcript

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Lets begin this week's episode with a question. Why am I losing subscribers on YouTube? It doesn't cost anything. Do you not want to laugh and forget about the madness that surrounds us every day? I'm curious to know if that's just YouTube bleeping with the stats. That's why I like to remind people to leave a like click that thumbs up as it helps our old pal. And algorithm sharing also helps comments too. That like button though, takes barely a second to click on. I also try to limit or make as brief a request as I can when it comes to asking to support the channel. I could use all the help I can get. Currently, there are three ways to do so Patreon, which will grant you access to episode previews and other exclusive content. Buy me a coffee, which helps keep me fueled up for the all nighters I pull to work on putting these together. Hang on. [00:01:00] Speaker B: Ah. [00:01:02] Speaker A: Then there's Kastos, which helps distribute this show to all the various platforms for your convenience. The links to all three are always included in the description for every episode. I'm also in the process of designing some merch. Yep, you heard that correctly. I hope to have that stuff ready during the summer. Now on to the show. A super silly dumb birthday game from June 13, 1993 is queued up for today with the title being Knowing your own mind. The players Dennis from Terre Haute, formerly Farmersburg, Indiana Amy in Uxbridge, Crystal from Arlington, Linda in West Roxbury. I'm producing and playing in studio and back from not participating the day before and Bruce Connolly in Traffic. The birthdays Richard Thomas, Malcolm McDowell, Ralph Edwards. We move on to June 14th for Dorothy Maguire, Burl Ives, Boy George, Donald Trump and Eric Haydn. And we get one event in history. In what year did Walter Hunt patent his idea for the safety pin? It's a very interesting story. Post game Norm reads some various news and sports items and we also are entertained by some commercials. Gold Bond, a Boston Book Fair promo voiced by David Brudnoy. Connect long distance and a surprise one that you should prepare for episode 239 knowing your own mind thoughtfully. Heads to your ears in three, two and one. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Okay, that's exactly what I want to do. We have a number of birthdays of today. Hey, did you notice today is Friday the 13th and it came on a Sunday this month with a number of people born on this day. Not not as many as we'd like. So therefore we'll borrow some from Monday as well the 14th and the idea is to tell me and A vast audience out there. Just how old you think these people are. And that's the way the dumb birthday game goes. And that's. That is just so dumb. Okay, we got Dennis, who's all the way out in Indiana. Hi, Dennis. [00:03:13] Speaker C: Hello, Norm. [00:03:14] Speaker B: Hey, nice to talk with you. I know who you are. [00:03:16] Speaker C: It's been a long time. [00:03:17] Speaker B: I know it. Thank you very much for calling. Appreciate that. And we have. What's the name of the town you live in? [00:03:24] Speaker C: Terre Haute, Indiana. [00:03:25] Speaker B: Oh, you're in Terre Haute. Okay. Okay. [00:03:28] Speaker C: I moved. [00:03:29] Speaker B: Oh, you moved from. From where? [00:03:30] Speaker C: Farmersburg. [00:03:32] Speaker B: That's right. Farmersburg is where I know you're from. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Right. [00:03:34] Speaker B: Okay. We have Amy with us. She is from a little closer to home to a town that always sounds like a thro disease. Oxbridge. [00:03:44] Speaker D: Right. [00:03:45] Speaker B: How you doing, Amy? [00:03:46] Speaker D: Pretty good. I'm sitting here with my Ovalty. [00:03:49] Speaker B: You've been staying awake right through the night. [00:03:51] Speaker D: Well, not really. My kids kept falling out of bed, and my baby kept waking up, so. [00:03:56] Speaker B: Oh, I see. [00:03:57] Speaker D: So I happen to be awake now. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Well, that's good. Okay. I'm glad you are. We have. In Arlington, we have the very lovely Crystal. I love that name. How you doing, Crystal? [00:04:05] Speaker D: Fine. How are you, Norm? [00:04:07] Speaker B: Just fine, thank you. What are you doing up at this time of the morning? [00:04:10] Speaker D: Well, I had a busy day today. I was in Portsmouth, and I understand your daughter's from Portsmouth. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Portsmouth, New Hampshire. That's right. Yeah. What were you doing up there for. [00:04:18] Speaker D: The, like, the town day that they have up there? They have all the vendors out on the streets. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. My daughter Sarah said that she would not be home this weekend, apparently because of all the big activities this extended into Sunday. [00:04:32] Speaker D: Also, I guess they have fireworks Sunday night. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Was it fun? [00:04:37] Speaker D: It was. It was a lot of fun. So I'm just, you know, winding down now at home. [00:04:41] Speaker B: Well, I'm glad that. I'm glad that you're with us. I appreciate that. We have. Outside of Dennis, we have a whole, whole woman panel almost. I guess not, because we got Tony and. And Bruce. Also, we have Linda from West Roxbury. Hi, Linda. [00:04:55] Speaker D: Hi, Norm. How are you? [00:04:56] Speaker B: I'm just fine. How are you doing? [00:04:57] Speaker D: Oh, I'm fine. [00:04:58] Speaker B: I'm glad to hear that. We also have Tony Nesbitt, who's playing the game with us after taking a little hiatus yesterday. Hello, Tony. I hope. [00:05:06] Speaker E: I hope it shows. [00:05:08] Speaker B: I'm so, you know, I'm just so. [00:05:10] Speaker E: So funny after my respite yesterday that it'll. That's what I mean, I hope it shows. And if I fail miserably, maybe I'll take next week off, too. [00:05:20] Speaker C: Take next week off? [00:05:21] Speaker B: My goodness. You're under pressure. Just. You just put yourself under great stress. [00:05:26] Speaker E: I know. [00:05:27] Speaker B: Oh, my. We also have. [00:05:29] Speaker E: I thrive under it, though. Just like Bruce. Oh, we don't have Bruce there. Wait a minute. [00:05:32] Speaker B: No, we'll see if we get Bruce Connolly. Oh, there he is. Hi, Bruce, you're on. [00:05:37] Speaker F: Yeah, here I am. [00:05:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I imagine it's kind of exciting for you to play the game again, huh? [00:05:42] Speaker F: I'm very excited. And, Tony, I have to tell you that absolutely no one was thinking about you being funny. But now everyone's gonna listen for it. [00:05:50] Speaker B: Yeah. He better be funny then, huh? [00:05:52] Speaker F: Now you have no choice. [00:05:53] Speaker E: He's wrapping the headphones around my neck now. [00:05:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He's gonna hang himself by his own earphones. I thought only disc jockeys committed suicide. [00:06:01] Speaker E: Was I assuming too much that. That people thought I was funny to begin with? At one time? [00:06:06] Speaker B: Yes, I think. I think you're. I think you're assuming quite a little bit. Yes. I think you're piling up a little bit there. Okay. Today. Oh, you like to rip off the edges, too. That's. That's really nice. [00:06:19] Speaker F: That's not funny, Tony. [00:06:20] Speaker B: No, that's not funny. Use your own material, Tony. Come up with your own concepts. Okay. [00:06:28] Speaker E: I don't have any computer paper. I'm putting it back on the paper now. [00:06:31] Speaker B: How about that? Which I wonder if you care to take tonight off too. Anyway, today is June 13th, as we mentioned. It's Friday the 13th, and it's come on a sun on a Sunday this month, which is when you ought to really pay close attention and watch yourself. Richard Thomas was born on June 13th. [00:06:52] Speaker E: John Boyd. [00:06:52] Speaker B: John Boyes. That's a fella on the Waltons. He also appeared in Roots the Next Generation on television, and he did the Minute Maid commercials. [00:07:01] Speaker E: He was in it, too. [00:07:03] Speaker B: It. Now it. [00:07:05] Speaker E: Stephen King's it. Yeah. [00:07:06] Speaker B: Oh, is that. Is that a movie? [00:07:08] Speaker E: There was a TV miniseries. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Oh, I see. [00:07:10] Speaker F: Stephen King. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Did you know. Did you know that Richard Thomas is also the father of triplets? [00:07:16] Speaker E: No. [00:07:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:07:18] Speaker B: You knew that, did you? Is that you, Crystal? [00:07:21] Speaker D: No. No, it wasn't. Amy. [00:07:22] Speaker B: Oh, Amy. And you knew he was the father of triplets? [00:07:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:07:26] Speaker E: Are they yours? [00:07:27] Speaker D: No. [00:07:28] Speaker B: I know. [00:07:28] Speaker E: You said your kids were falling out of bed and the baby was keeping you awake. [00:07:32] Speaker D: Right. Well, listen, triplets. [00:07:33] Speaker B: Okay, I'm going to ask you first, Dennis, how old do you think Richard Thomas, the father of triplets is on this very day. [00:07:40] Speaker C: I know this, Norm. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Yes, I know this. [00:07:43] Speaker C: He's 42. [00:07:44] Speaker B: You notice that he's 42? [00:07:46] Speaker C: Yes. [00:07:47] Speaker B: Okay. And what do you think, Tony? No, not Tony. That's Amy. I write very badly. [00:07:56] Speaker D: I was gonna say around 40, so I guess I'll go with 42. [00:07:59] Speaker B: 42. Also, you're convinced that Dennis is a great, great salesperson. He's convinced you that. That he really knows. And Crystal, what do you think? [00:08:07] Speaker D: I'll say 42. [00:08:09] Speaker B: 42. Okay, Linda. [00:08:11] Speaker D: Well, I'll. I'll go 43. [00:08:14] Speaker B: 43. Oh, Linda knows her own mind. She's my kind of woman. Okay, how about you, Tony? [00:08:25] Speaker E: How about in between 42 and 43? Yeah, 42. What the heck? [00:08:31] Speaker B: 42. What the heck? Okay, Bruce, what do you say? [00:08:34] Speaker F: I'm gonna say 48. [00:08:36] Speaker B: 48. Oh, there's another sounded shock. Yeah, he knows his own mind, doesn't he? Bruce, have you met Linda? [00:08:44] Speaker F: No, I haven't. [00:08:46] Speaker B: Linda, both of you know your own mind. You probably won't get along at all. You'll be fighting all the time. Okay, Richard Thomas actually have two ages for him. 42, though, I believe, is the accurate one. The other one is 41, so it doesn't matter. Nobody said 40 or 41. So Dennis, how did he know that? [00:09:05] Speaker E: Dennis? [00:09:06] Speaker B: Yeah, you knew that. Definitely. How did you know that? [00:09:09] Speaker C: I just know his age. [00:09:12] Speaker E: I accept that. [00:09:12] Speaker B: Good answer. Other people know other things, but you just happen to know Richard Thomas. [00:09:18] Speaker E: Some people know their own minds. [00:09:19] Speaker C: I figured he was my age, a couple years older. [00:09:22] Speaker E: He knows Richard Thomas. [00:09:24] Speaker F: You have way too much free time. [00:09:27] Speaker B: Okay, we have four winners now. We have Dennis, who knows Amy, who is a tag along along with Crystal and Tony, all of whom said 42. Yeah. So that's a pretty good round. Almost everybody won. I didn't until then. The balcony is closed. [00:09:47] Speaker E: Save me an aisle seat. [00:09:49] Speaker B: Okay, Malcolm McDowell, who was in Clockwork Orange, one of the most frightening, awful, sickening movies I've ever seen. Remember Clockwork Orange? Did you see that? He's done other things. He's an English actor. [00:10:02] Speaker E: Who was he in Clockwork? Or was he. [00:10:04] Speaker B: He was the. He was the guy who committed the crimes. [00:10:07] Speaker E: Okay. [00:10:07] Speaker B: And they remember. They stuck his eyelids open and made him watch all this terrible stuff and while he threw up. It was an awful movie. I hated it. Oh, did I hate that movie. [00:10:17] Speaker E: Made an impression on you, though. [00:10:18] Speaker B: It really did. [00:10:19] Speaker E: Yeah, the scenes, that's for sure. [00:10:21] Speaker B: Oh, I shouldn't have seen it because it was marked PG52. And I wasn't quite 52 years old at the time. And that was a swell joke, wasn't it, huh? [00:10:34] Speaker E: Did you sneak in or were you accompanied by a parental therapy? [00:10:37] Speaker B: I was accompanied by an adult. You were a 92 year old man, slightly stooped, but he knew his own mind. Let's start with you, Bruce. How old do you think Malcolm McDowell is? [00:10:51] Speaker F: Well, if I was a big Malcolm McDowell fan, I would say that he was 45. But since I'm not, I'm gonna say he's 38. [00:11:01] Speaker B: 38. I don't quite get that reasoning there. But hey, who am I? [00:11:06] Speaker E: When did that movie come out? [00:11:07] Speaker B: The movie came out. Unless I don't have the year on that here, what good are you then? No, I'm not. I'm not any good at all. I never claimed to be no good. Hey, Tony, what do you think? [00:11:18] Speaker E: What was that, Bruce? [00:11:19] Speaker F: 38. [00:11:21] Speaker B: 38. [00:11:22] Speaker E: 46. [00:11:23] Speaker B: 46. Okay. And Linda? [00:11:27] Speaker D: I'll say 44. [00:11:28] Speaker B: 44 says Linda. And the lovely Crystal. [00:11:32] Speaker D: 51. [00:11:33] Speaker B: Okay. And Amy? [00:11:36] Speaker D: 47. [00:11:38] Speaker B: I love the way you say that. [00:11:39] Speaker E: That was nice. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Yeah. 47. Oh, I think he's 47. [00:11:45] Speaker D: Give me a break. At 3:00 clock in the morning, every. [00:11:48] Speaker B: Part of his body is 47 years old. I know, somehow you say it that way. This sounds so terribly sexy. No, no, no. Dennis, what do you think? [00:11:59] Speaker C: I have no idea. So I'll go with 49. [00:12:02] Speaker B: 49. It's funny you should say 49 because you and Crystal have come the closest as a result of saying that, because she's 50 and you said 49 and Crystal said 51. Nobody said 50. So you too win that round and I hope you'll be very happy together. And now I'd like to sing a song to your future happiness. I call it I love you Truly. Why don't I just shut my mouth up? 1, 2, 3, 4. Okay. Okay. So we have. Dennis and Crystal. Both have two wins apiece, Amy one, and Tony one. As we go to Ralph Edwards. Ralph Edwards, Yeah. From Marino, Colorado, host of the TV series this Is yous Life, one of the most obsequious, boring programs, which sounded a lot like the 49th anniversary here. Sounded like this is your life. Truth of consequences. He was. He started on radio with, I think both shows, then went on the television. The only person to ever substitute for Ralph. Oh, it says here the only person to substitute for Ralph, I guess, on one of those series while he was in the hospital was Ronald Reagan. I didn't know that. He must have done this is your life. Okay, we'll start with you. Linda. How old do you think Ralph Edwards is? [00:13:27] Speaker D: About 70. [00:13:28] Speaker B: About 70. Okay. About 70 years old. And Dennis? [00:13:35] Speaker C: I'd say 79. [00:13:37] Speaker B: 79. Okay. Bruce, what do you think? [00:13:44] Speaker F: I'm gonna say 74. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Okay. And Amy? [00:13:48] Speaker D: 75. [00:13:50] Speaker B: 75. You asked that in such a nice, questioning kind of way. Kind of. Kind of. That was kind of refreshing. [00:13:57] Speaker D: Well, I guess it would be questioning because I really don't. I'm not familiar with him at all. [00:14:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know these that much lately, but if you ever watch the American movie classics thing, the old movies, occasionally they'll throw in a little excerpt from this Is yous Life. And other than that, I don't think he hasn't done anything recently beyond that. And those were done quite some time ago. Crystal, what do you say? [00:14:26] Speaker D: Well, who's the lowest bidder here? [00:14:28] Speaker B: The lowest bidder was a man who bid 70. [00:14:32] Speaker D: Okay. [00:14:32] Speaker B: Actually wasn't a man. That was Linda, who said 70. [00:14:36] Speaker D: 69. [00:14:37] Speaker B: 69. Oh, you're gonna go lower than that. Oh, okay. This sounds like the Channel 2 auction. Okay. Tony seems to have disappeared. I think he was suffering from something quick that quickly came upon him. So we'll give you. We'll say that Ralph Edwards. Let's see who would have won that. No, he's not back yet. Okay. Ralph Edwards is actually 80 years old today. Did I hear a gasp? [00:15:04] Speaker D: That was me. [00:15:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, that was. [00:15:06] Speaker F: That was a nice laugh. [00:15:08] Speaker B: That was a nice gasp. That was really nice. Dennis. Dennis said 79, so he's the closest. You've gotten three in a row. Have you been. Do you have a whole list of ages here? [00:15:19] Speaker C: No, I don't. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Norm, you're really. You're really just guessing. [00:15:22] Speaker C: I'm just guessing. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Okay, big guy. Okay, now we're going to go to next to Monday the 14th, because we pretty much worn out the fairly well known people who were born on this day. Dorothy McGuire, who I always thought was a fine actress. She received an Oscar nomination in 1947 for gentleman's agreement. She was in. She's been in a number of movies, including the Enchanted Cottage, Again, one of the old movies with Robert Young when he was just a young boy before he became a father who knew best and became a pompous adult. She was in dozens of other things. The other movies just don't come to mind readily. Do you all know Dorothy McGuire? I do now, yeah. Okay. The Enchanted Cottage was kind of nice because it appeared two ugly People who thought they were both beautiful. You know, in each other's eyes, they were two lonesome people who society had pretty much rejected. But in their own eyes, he was beautiful to her and she was beautiful to him. And it was just. It was one of those really fairy tale kind of love stories. I think I may cry. That is just so beautiful. Okay, Dorothy McGuire. Let's start with. Let's see. Who with you? Amy? [00:16:51] Speaker D: Oh, gee, I'd say. I'll take a guess and say about 80 years old. [00:17:01] Speaker B: Okay. And Crystal? [00:17:04] Speaker D: 77. [00:17:06] Speaker B: 77. Linda, what do you think? [00:17:10] Speaker D: I'll go with it. 82. [00:17:12] Speaker B: 82. Okay. [00:17:14] Speaker F: Bruce, I'm gonna say 82 also. [00:17:16] Speaker B: 82 also. And what would you say, Dennis? [00:17:21] Speaker C: 67. I have no idea. [00:17:24] Speaker B: 67. Okay. She's actually. Today she'll be 75. It's hard for me to believe that she's that old because I still think of her as quite young from. From those movie roles. 75. Let me see. That would mean Crystal said 77. And so she. She's tied with you now, Dennis, because you both have three apiece. And Amy and Tony have one apiece. And as usual, I have nothing. You say that, and it's so sad to hear you talk that way. And as usual, I have nothing. Nothing. Not a thing. God help me. Well, Linda has nothing either, but in a sense of not having scored. [00:18:13] Speaker F: But not week after week. [00:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. You have never won any. You've never won even one round. [00:18:20] Speaker F: I think I did because somebody gave me the answer. [00:18:24] Speaker B: Oh. One of those kind of things. [00:18:26] Speaker F: Better days are coming. [00:18:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, listen good. It's building character. I can tell. Each time you lose, your character becomes more formed. And people looking at you don't say, boy, look at that loser. They say, look at that man whose character is forming. They don't say that at all. They say, look at that loser is what they really say. Okay, we'll start with you then with the. Now that your spirits are high on Burl Ives, let me tell you something about Burl Ives. And then maybe that will help. [00:18:58] Speaker F: I love Burl Ives. [00:19:00] Speaker B: He's kind of fun. He was just the voice of what, those Christmas things? The snow? Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeers? No, that was the snowman. The snowman? Was it the snow? The snowman. What was that called? [00:19:15] Speaker C: Frosty the Snowman. [00:19:16] Speaker B: Frosty the Snowman, that's right. And also his biggest hits, A Little Bitty Tear, he recorded in 1962. Note the year, so that might give you a clue. Movie credits include Cat on A Hot Tin Roof, the Tennessee Williams play made into a movie. He was in that. 1957. He won an Oscar for Supporting Actor in the big country in 1958. Maybe those. Those dates will give you some kind of an idea. Who are we gonna call on first? You, Bruce, I guess. Huh? Did I say that? [00:19:52] Speaker F: Yeah, he's. I know he's up there. Yeah, I'll say. I'm gonna say 88. [00:19:58] Speaker B: 88. Okay. What do you think, Linda? 79. Crystal? [00:20:08] Speaker D: 73. [00:20:11] Speaker B: Okay. Amy? [00:20:13] Speaker D: 84. [00:20:14] Speaker B: 84. Okay. And what do you say, Dennis? [00:20:18] Speaker C: I think he's around 89. [00:20:20] Speaker B: 89. Okay, Amy, hit it right on the button. He's 84. Yeah. 84. Oh, golly chicky cheekahs. This is one heck of a game. Just traveling along at a breakneck pace. I can hardly catch my breath. Let me see, we have. I did a lot of scribbling. Oh, Boy George has a birthday also. These are these birthdays right now that we're doing for June 14th. Boy George, of course, born George O' Dowd in London. Biggest hit with the Culture Club, comma Chameleon. He did. Recorded in 1983. And so let's see, let me see. We'll start with you, Dennis. How old do you think Boy George is? [00:21:03] Speaker C: Well, I just read an article about him, so I. I think they said he is around 37. [00:21:08] Speaker B: 37, okay. And what do you think, Amy? [00:21:13] Speaker D: I was gonna say 35. [00:21:14] Speaker B: 35. Okay. Crystal? [00:21:18] Speaker D: 34. [00:21:19] Speaker B: 34. Linda? [00:21:21] Speaker D: 36. [00:21:22] Speaker B: 36. And Tony is now back among us. [00:21:25] Speaker E: Yeah, I couldn't hold up my end of the bargain that I said in the beginning, so I thought I'd leave. [00:21:29] Speaker B: For a little while. Yeah. [00:21:31] Speaker E: What did I miss? Ralph Edwards. Who else did I miss, by the way? [00:21:35] Speaker B: Ralph Edwards and Dorothy McGuire and, oh, three. And. And Burl Ives. [00:21:41] Speaker E: Oh, my. Well, can I just wildly guess at all three? [00:21:44] Speaker B: If you would like to. Yes. [00:21:46] Speaker E: Now, if I get them right, people gonna think I ran out to look up something. 76 on Ralph Edwards. [00:21:52] Speaker B: 76 on Ralph Edwards. He's 80. And Dennis at 79. [00:21:57] Speaker E: So I lost that. [00:21:58] Speaker B: She would have lost that. Okay. Dorothy McGuire, the actress. [00:22:04] Speaker E: 76 on her too. [00:22:07] Speaker B: Okay. You would have won that one. Crystal said 77. Oh, actually, she was 74. Wait a minute. She's 75. No, right. [00:22:17] Speaker D: She was 75. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right, 75. No, you would have won and Crystal would not have won. Now we can't really. Can't take that victory away from her. [00:22:24] Speaker E: Want to give me one, though? [00:22:25] Speaker B: No, no, thanks. [00:22:28] Speaker E: And Burl Lives has got to be at least 84 now. [00:22:33] Speaker B: You would have hit it right in the butt. [00:22:34] Speaker E: No kidding. [00:22:35] Speaker B: That's what Amy said too. And he is 84. [00:22:37] Speaker E: Oh, do I get one for that at least? [00:22:39] Speaker B: No. I don't know. See, you know, you were not here. [00:22:41] Speaker E: Okay? [00:22:41] Speaker B: You have to. You have to be here when the winning names are drawn. We cannot mail the prize to your home. [00:22:47] Speaker E: At least I know in my heart, I know I would have done that. [00:22:50] Speaker B: That's right. You would have felt good. Now we're up to Boy George. [00:22:53] Speaker E: Okay, George. [00:22:53] Speaker B: O doubt. So now. Yeah, now it's live. And this is. This is what's happening at this moment. 30. [00:23:02] Speaker F: 38. [00:23:04] Speaker B: 38. Okay. And Bruce. [00:23:08] Speaker F: Well, I am a huge Boy George fan. And that is why. [00:23:11] Speaker E: Did you say that for Burl Lives And Ralph Edwards? [00:23:14] Speaker B: Yes, I believe he said that for everybody. [00:23:17] Speaker F: Yeah, that is why. I know he's 36 years years old. [00:23:23] Speaker B: I like a guy with guts. Like you got Bruce. You're okay. [00:23:27] Speaker E: Even though he's wrong, you know that's beside the point. [00:23:30] Speaker B: You can fake your way out of anything. Except this one you did in Bruce. No, you're not. None of you are that far off. Bruce. Boy George Rather is 32 years old. Tomorrow. Monday. Let's see. 32. [00:23:46] Speaker F: I know you're gonna think I'm lying, but I was actually thinking that to be begin with. [00:23:51] Speaker E: You're right. [00:23:51] Speaker B: I think you'll see she is really lying. Geez. Ever hear a cockamamie story like that? Don't make us laugh. Okay, Crystal said 34. [00:24:01] Speaker D: Yay. [00:24:03] Speaker B: So she's the closest. And it's now leading the pack. She has four correct answers. [00:24:07] Speaker G: Wow. [00:24:08] Speaker B: And second is Dennis, who has three. And Amy has a losing streak. You're in a losing. That's right too. Yeah, you got the first three and missed the second three. Maybe you'll pick up after this. [00:24:21] Speaker E: And I would have had three. So put a little. Put a little asterisk there somewhere. My name at the bottom of the page. [00:24:27] Speaker B: You'll be. You'll be in the book of records. You'll be an asterisk. [00:24:30] Speaker E: How's my. How's my friend Lynn? How's my friend Linda doing? [00:24:33] Speaker D: I know my own mind. [00:24:34] Speaker B: Linda, Linda, Linda. And that's right, she knows her own mind. But unfortunately none. Her mind doesn't seem to have been able to pick out anything. Linda and Bruce, as a matter of. [00:24:46] Speaker E: Fact, ever since you introduced them in the beginning. [00:24:50] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I think they only get together two losers and do you loser, take this man to be your lawfully witted, lawfully wedded loser husband. I pronounce you man and wife. Now get out of my sight. And if you're gonna kiss, don't do it in front of me. I'm getting nauseous anyway. I'm sorry. Sorry. And Tony, because you have one. As we go to Donald Trump, who has a birthday on Monday. He was born June 14. Also, let me tell you something about him that might give you a clue. [00:25:24] Speaker E: We already don't know enough. [00:25:27] Speaker B: No, there's nothing. It just calls him a tycoon. The tycoon Donald Trump. Let's see. We'll start with you, Tony. How old you think Donald Trump. [00:25:38] Speaker E: The Trumps. [00:25:38] Speaker B: Yes. That's the fella. [00:25:40] Speaker E: The Trumpster is now 48. [00:25:42] Speaker B: 48. And what do you think, Crystal? [00:25:46] Speaker D: 47. [00:25:47] Speaker B: 47 says Crystal. And Dennis says. [00:25:51] Speaker C: I think The Donald is 49. [00:25:53] Speaker B: 49. The Donald is 49. What does the Bruce say? [00:25:58] Speaker F: The Bruce says the 45. [00:26:00] Speaker B: The 45. Okay. And Linda. Linda, lovely. [00:26:05] Speaker D: I'll go with Tony and say 48. [00:26:07] Speaker B: 48. [00:26:08] Speaker E: So there. [00:26:09] Speaker F: Bruce, don't ever go with Tony. You just boost his ego and get mad because I never win. [00:26:14] Speaker B: Hey, hey. [00:26:15] Speaker E: A little more than that sometimes. [00:26:18] Speaker B: Amy, what do you think? How old do you think Donald Trump is? [00:26:20] Speaker D: I was thinking about 48, too. [00:26:22] Speaker B: 48 also. [00:26:23] Speaker E: Hey, another ego boost. [00:26:25] Speaker B: Okay. Actually, actually, Crystal has won again. [00:26:30] Speaker D: Again. Thanks a lot. [00:26:32] Speaker B: Again? Are you already guessing, Crystal? You're not. [00:26:34] Speaker D: I forgot. I don't. I don't. Half these people are. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Oh, sure. [00:26:37] Speaker D: I mean, I know who Donald Trump is with the rest of them. [00:26:40] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, we know. Sure, Crystal. Sure, Crystal. Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, we believe you. Anyway, it's 47. You said it right on the button. You're now. You're now pulling away from the pack something fierce. I don't think there's anybody gonna catch you, Crystal, if that's the way you want to go through life, just running with nobody catching you. [00:26:58] Speaker E: She's playing hard to guess. [00:27:00] Speaker D: Is she going to win a studio full of glamorous prizes? [00:27:03] Speaker B: No, no. As you know, the prizes on this are totally worthless, useless, tacky, and really nothing. And most people don't even want to hold them. They see the postman come up with them. They lock all the doors. [00:27:17] Speaker E: In fact, the postman brings them up. He's got tongs holding the package. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it's really awful. [00:27:21] Speaker E: This is from Nathan's dumb birthday. Be careful with it. [00:27:25] Speaker B: It's from the tacky and Tasteless WBC gift and bookshop. Anyway, Eric Haydn. [00:27:34] Speaker E: Ah, Skater invader. Invader. Inventor of the Hayden board. [00:27:40] Speaker B: That's very good. Really? That's very good. [00:27:42] Speaker E: That's true. [00:27:43] Speaker B: Did he invent the Hayden board? [00:27:45] Speaker E: Yes, he did. [00:27:46] Speaker B: What is. What is a hidenboard? [00:27:47] Speaker E: It simulates skating. [00:27:49] Speaker B: It simulates skating? [00:27:51] Speaker E: Yeah, you can stand on it. It simulates. Simulates skating. [00:27:54] Speaker B: So. So what's the point of that for injured. [00:27:57] Speaker E: Well, injured hockey players. [00:27:59] Speaker B: Oh, I see. I see. It gets him back into shape again. Yeah. Okay. He is the Olympic speed skater, as we know, from Madison, Wisconsin. He won five gold medals in the 1980. That's correct. 1980 Olympics. Five gold medals. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine that? Everybody imagine that. [00:28:20] Speaker E: Give me a second. [00:28:22] Speaker B: Five gold medals. Okay, let's start with Linda. [00:28:30] Speaker D: 33. [00:28:31] Speaker B: Linda says 33. Okay. And what does the dentist say? [00:28:36] Speaker C: 33 sounds good to me too. [00:28:37] Speaker B: Okay, what do you think, crystal? [00:28:40] Speaker D: I'll try 31. [00:28:42] Speaker B: Try 31. Okay. Amy? [00:28:45] Speaker D: 34. [00:28:47] Speaker B: Okay. Bruce? [00:28:49] Speaker F: I'm gonna say 34 also. [00:28:51] Speaker B: 34 also. Okay. What do you say, Tony? [00:28:54] Speaker E: 34. [00:28:55] Speaker B: Two. 34. Two. Okay, the 34s have it. Yeah. So that's Bruce and Tony and Amy. Okay, so that was the. Finally get for him. That's the final round. That's about all I have for you. [00:29:10] Speaker E: Any dates, any wacky happenings in history? [00:29:13] Speaker B: Yeah, well, we could do that, I suppose. [00:29:15] Speaker E: No, I will. Actually, I was asking if you had any dates. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, with the usual ones. Yeah, with Roselda. Be going out with Roselda. [00:29:26] Speaker E: I haven't seen her around here in ages. [00:29:28] Speaker B: Well, she hasn't. Hadn't been around for a while. Yeah. Anyway, I wish I could thought of a funny line for that, and I can't. Anyway, Crystal actually is the winner with five. So even. Even if you get the next one and I'll give you a crazy date. [00:29:43] Speaker E: I could. If I get the next one, I could tie her, though. [00:29:45] Speaker B: No, you only have two. [00:29:47] Speaker E: What? The asterisk. The asterisk. [00:29:48] Speaker B: Well, the asterisks don't count. They just give you a place in the Guinness Book of Fame. Guinness Book of Records. No, you've. You've lost it. You're a total loser on this one, Tony. There's no way you can crawl back in. [00:30:00] Speaker E: Hey, as long as I'm in the company of Linda and Bruce in the total loser club. [00:30:08] Speaker F: If you add all the points for the last five weeks, I might be able to tire. [00:30:13] Speaker E: No, you might be trailing by a couple. [00:30:16] Speaker F: You're right. [00:30:17] Speaker B: It was on June 13, this very day, June 13, that Walter Hunt of New York City patented an invention so he could pay a $15 debt. It only took him three hours to make a sketch of his idea, which was the safety pin for which he sold the rights from last year. Add a year onto that, you got it made. He sold the idea, the rights for $400. And since then, billions of safety pins have been sold. He could have been a rich man. 400 bucks. Yeah, he could have been a contender. That is that. It says that right here. [00:31:01] Speaker E: You might have been able to work something out with baby gold bond at some point. Could have been amazing. [00:31:06] Speaker B: That's right too. Yeah. [00:31:08] Speaker E: The income potential. I see a 30 minute infomercial in. [00:31:13] Speaker B: The future on safety pin. Okay, what year? Now we know the date was June 13th when he got the patent. But what year was the safety pin? Patent it. And we'll. We'll start the bidding at $2.35. Now we'll start the bidding with. We'll start it with Crystal. [00:31:36] Speaker D: I'm gonna go way back, like 1858. [00:31:41] Speaker B: 1858. Okay. Where would you be going, Tony? [00:31:48] Speaker E: If only I could remember last year's answer to this question. [00:31:52] Speaker F: Is this bear? [00:31:54] Speaker B: Is this fair? [00:31:55] Speaker F: Well, Tony's remembering all the answers. [00:31:57] Speaker E: No, I remember the question. I remember the question. We certainly made fun of it then too. That was one of the more stupid dates. [00:32:03] Speaker B: No, I mean, this will put you in line for next year. Just remember this year it'll come up again. The same ones come up all over some reason. [00:32:10] Speaker E: 1886 comes to mind. [00:32:12] Speaker B: 1886. Okay. And Amy, what do you say? [00:32:18] Speaker D: That's exactly what I was going to say. [00:32:20] Speaker B: 1886. [00:32:21] Speaker E: Maybe there's something there. [00:32:24] Speaker B: What do you think? Let's see. Linda. [00:32:27] Speaker D: Well, I'll jump on the bandwagon, hope for one win. It's 1886. [00:32:32] Speaker B: 1886. [00:32:33] Speaker F: And Bruce, I'm gonna say 1887. And I'm starting to take notes. That's it. Because next year I'm gonna start winning. [00:32:43] Speaker B: Okay. And Dennis, I'll go on the bandwagon. [00:32:48] Speaker C: 1885. [00:32:50] Speaker B: 1885 on the bandwagon, surrounded. [00:32:54] Speaker F: That's on the side of the bandwagon. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Yeah, actually. Crystal. [00:32:58] Speaker D: Yay. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Oh, I got goosebumps when I heard that. That was. That was really nice. Yeah. And she. You weren't that close either. You were about. You were 33 years off, but you were the closest. It was 1825. And Crystal said 18 bucks was a. [00:33:18] Speaker E: Lot of money back then. [00:33:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. [00:33:20] Speaker E: It was actually 400 bucks is a lot of money to me right now. [00:33:25] Speaker B: Crystal said 1858, so she was the closest. And if you add that to her other victories. [00:33:32] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:33:32] Speaker B: Oh, she makes the rest of you look like. [00:33:34] Speaker E: Did she have six tonight? A seven? [00:33:37] Speaker B: The total. She had six. Six out of six out of nine. [00:33:41] Speaker D: Wow. [00:33:43] Speaker B: Crystal, there'll be a statue of you in the WBC hall of Fame. Right. Right next to Carlos's yellowing, fading music sheet. [00:33:54] Speaker E: Oh, I thought you were gonna say skin. [00:33:59] Speaker B: God, I hope he's sleeping through. [00:34:05] Speaker E: And right next to David Brudnoise pipe. [00:34:08] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. In fact, we have. We have a little. A little urn of his ashes from his pipe in the WBC hall of Fame. [00:34:18] Speaker E: That's right. [00:34:18] Speaker B: And a picture of him smoking a pipe. And a picture of him holding a pipe. And a picture of him doing tricks with a pipe coming out of his ear. [00:34:27] Speaker E: A picture of him getting beat with a pipe. [00:34:29] Speaker B: That's right. Somebody saying, I'm sick to death of you and your pipe. And they're shoving it right down his throat. [00:34:36] Speaker E: And they beat the heck out of. [00:34:37] Speaker B: He walked out of the stool. Why, there's a pipe sticking out of his left ear. Okay. Kind of a local joke, folks. If it doesn't seem hilarious to you, take our word for it. What we're doing here is really tremendously humorous. Oh, that was great. Okay, so I want to thank all of you for taking part in this because I thought this was really a swell one today. And Linda. No, Linda does not win. I'm sorry, Linda, you won. You won a place in our hearts because of your good sportsmanship. You also won Miss Congeniality and because. [00:35:15] Speaker E: She knows her own mind. [00:35:16] Speaker B: That's right. [00:35:18] Speaker C: She also married Bruce, didn't she? [00:35:21] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:35:21] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [00:35:24] Speaker E: That's a great response, Bruce. Yeah. [00:35:27] Speaker B: Okay. And Linda came in tonight, and Amy, whether you won or not, you had the prettiest dress of any of us. Except for Dennis. I liked his. It was nice. His was a little more form fitting, but then again, he's always been somewhat daring. You know, after watching enough of these talk shows on television, you wonder, you think the guy who doesn't wear a dress who's not a transvestite is somehow abnormal. [00:35:55] Speaker E: Yeah, I secretly wish to be like that. Something like that. [00:35:58] Speaker B: Something. Some craziness. Hey, Dennis, thank you very much for being part of this. I appreciate that. [00:36:03] Speaker C: Thank you, Norm. Good night, everybody. [00:36:06] Speaker B: Good night, Dennis. Oh, I should have said, oh, good night, Dennis, and say hello to Rochester. And done. Okay. [00:36:17] Speaker F: Dennis, do you think that's why you got the Boy Joy Boy George question right too? Was that him who got that one right? [00:36:24] Speaker B: Let's see. Boy George. [00:36:25] Speaker F: Was that Dennis? [00:36:26] Speaker B: No, that was Crystal. Crystal got that. [00:36:28] Speaker F: I thought that was. [00:36:29] Speaker D: What did you expect? [00:36:31] Speaker B: No, Dennis got Richard Thomas, Malcolm McDowell and Ralph Edwards. The first three. And then from then on, all very famous transvestites. Oh, yeah, that's right. Especially Ralph Edwards. [00:36:44] Speaker E: Earl Ives, on the other hand, used to dress like a reindeer. [00:36:48] Speaker B: No, he looked like a reindeer. He felt like a reindeer. Kind of a chubby reindeer with a beard. Amy, as soon as you move out of Uxbridge, give me a call. I'm just joking. I really appreciate the fact that you've taken time off from your busy 10 minutes before schedule in order to. That's one of the nice things about working the all night shift. You always can make it. You know, I love when they say I get a call at home saying, can you work whatever? The date is June 16, and I think from midnight to 5am what else have I got to do? Isn't that an interesting story? I'm so glad I told that. It was heartwarming. It had a nice warm relationship involved. It dealt with children and dogs. [00:37:43] Speaker E: I think that's really nice, actually. That warm. [00:37:47] Speaker B: I think I will sell the movie rights anyway. Amy, thanks a lot. [00:37:51] Speaker D: Sure. Thank you. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Take care, Natalie. [00:37:53] Speaker D: You too. Bye. Bye. [00:37:55] Speaker B: God, I hate to say goodbye. She's so adorable. [00:37:57] Speaker E: She is. [00:37:57] Speaker B: Yeah. But Crystal is too. Crystal? Oh, no, no, hold. Let me see who won that one. Oh, Crystal. Yeah. Crystal, you still there? [00:38:06] Speaker D: Mm, yeah. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Oh yeah. Better hold on because Tony's going to take your name and address and we're going to get these junky prizes out to you that you'll really hate. [00:38:14] Speaker D: Okay? [00:38:15] Speaker B: Okay. That's something. Something to not look forward to. Linda. [00:38:20] Speaker D: Yes? [00:38:23] Speaker B: When I. [00:38:24] Speaker D: What can I say? [00:38:25] Speaker B: What I can say? What I can say is when I go to sleep, I never count sheep. Oh no, I count all the charms about Linda. [00:38:36] Speaker E: And I said never mind. [00:38:38] Speaker B: And lately I find I'm always dreaming of Linda, but Linda doesn't. I forget how the rest of that goes. [00:38:48] Speaker D: Thank God. [00:38:49] Speaker B: Yes. You're familiar with the song, I assume. [00:38:51] Speaker D: Oh, terrible. [00:38:52] Speaker B: Even though it's a very old song, unfortunately, and you weren't around at the time. That was Buddy Clark. That was a. That was a very big hit. [00:38:58] Speaker D: I had plenty of people singing it to me as I was growing up. [00:39:01] Speaker B: Oh, you must have been just completely excited and nauseous about that. [00:39:05] Speaker E: Well, none were romantically interested like you are, Norm. [00:39:08] Speaker B: No, nobody knew half the words like I do. Or maybe a third of them. [00:39:12] Speaker E: Or who. Who did the song, for that matter. [00:39:15] Speaker B: That's right, I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Linda, thank you very much for being part of this. You're okay. [00:39:23] Speaker E: Thanks, Linda. [00:39:23] Speaker D: All right. Bye, bye. [00:39:24] Speaker B: Bye bye. Now. She's okay, boy. And so are you, Bruce, because you'll be back in about 15 minutes with another exciting traffic. [00:39:32] Speaker E: No, he won't. [00:39:33] Speaker F: No, no, I won't. [00:39:34] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, you won't. [00:39:35] Speaker F: Just because Tony said so. [00:39:36] Speaker B: No, he just ripped you right off the air and you take it like a man. [00:39:40] Speaker E: He'll be back in 75 minutes. [00:39:43] Speaker F: Yes, I just wanted to tell Tony that. Tony, you passed. You were funny tonight. [00:39:48] Speaker E: Oh, thank you. [00:39:49] Speaker F: I laughed once or twice. [00:39:50] Speaker E: There you go. At least, like. Well, never mind. Not three times. [00:39:55] Speaker F: Not that that means anything, that I laugh. [00:39:57] Speaker E: Made you laugh again four times. [00:39:59] Speaker B: All alone. [00:40:00] Speaker F: No, I'm laughing at myself now for laughing at you. All right. [00:40:04] Speaker B: What kind of a conversation does this look like I'm laughing at? You're laughing with me, with it. Laughing. And then we're laughing at this because we're laughing at whatever it is. It's very funny. You guys must understand this crazy language you've got. But I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Of. [00:40:20] Speaker E: What's that language you speak, Norm? [00:40:22] Speaker B: Oh, I can't remember. Oh, no, this is. This is. It was my native language. I forgotten. I've forgotten the name of it. It's funny, but I remember the language. Remember the language, how it goes. It has no vowels. It has. Oh, Perim. Perim is part of it. My family owned fishing rights from along that area, the Gulf. Gulf area. Persian Gulf, of which Perim was at the end. It was known as. I've forgotten my name. But it has no vowels, only consonants, and only about three or four of those. And so as a result. That's right. Chagra. S, H A, G, R A. Chagra is my native language. And as a result, it's a difficult language because of. It's not the prettiest language because it has no consonants to smooth it out. Did I hear one of you guys ask me for an example of what it sounds like? [00:41:15] Speaker E: Well, Bruce and I, that was kind of the gutter version of Chagra. You have the real elegant sound. [00:41:19] Speaker B: Well, I have to come from. You can tell by my accent when I speak Chagra that I come from a fine line of fine family. [00:41:27] Speaker E: You do. [00:41:28] Speaker B: I'm not from one of these gross, sleazy families. [00:41:31] Speaker E: You can tell you're a connoisseur of fine French sauces too. [00:41:33] Speaker B: French sauces? That is absolutely correct. And my, my. And I didn't start to speak English until I was about 28, which. So you can even detect. Most people know that you can detect the accent in my voice even today. Okay, Chagra, what do you want me to say? Hello, how are you? Yeah, in Chagra. [00:41:52] Speaker E: Something simple like that. [00:42:00] Speaker B: That's. That's the more an intimate version. [00:42:04] Speaker E: Like, if you didn't know everyone on the street always has a handkerchief handy when you talk to this guy. [00:42:10] Speaker B: Why is that? Anyway. [00:42:14] Speaker E: Anyway, it's one of the more moist languages too. [00:42:16] Speaker B: Anyways, also, we say chagres. I say goodbye to you for this week, Bruce. [00:42:24] Speaker F: The guy in the other room blows his nose and Norm's yelling, what do you want? I'm busy. [00:42:33] Speaker B: You've obviously been taking a course at the University of Chagra. Our University of Perim. Anyway, let me get rid of you quickly because you already start to get silly. [00:42:42] Speaker E: And I'm out of here too, okay? [00:42:44] Speaker B: And hang in there, Crystal. [00:42:45] Speaker D: Okay? [00:42:46] Speaker B: Tony's gonna talk to you privately, so you better be prepared for anything. [00:42:51] Speaker D: I will. [00:42:51] Speaker B: Hey, thank you very much. [00:42:52] Speaker D: Take care. [00:42:53] Speaker B: You too. Bye. Bye. [00:42:54] Speaker G: Now, if you suffer from motion sickness. Listen, I got sick the moment my wife even suggested a cruise. Fact is, I get nauseous just looking at water. It's time you discovered Doctor Recommended Marazine. Marazine tablets take the sickness out of travel. Help prevent that queasy, nauseous feeling. Help treat the dizziness and sickness motion can cause. I tried other pills. Amirazine not only stopped the motion sickness before it started, but I didn't have all of that marked drowsiness I get with Dramamine. 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[00:45:21] Speaker B: The fair Saturday, June 19, from 1 to 7. The Boston Book Fair, Copley Square Park, June 18th and 19th from the Boston Parks Department, the Boston Phoenix and WBZ News Radio 1030. A couple of interesting events that I never got to talk about. One was a tribute by actors Julie Harris, Brody McDowell for their longtime friend Lee Remick, whom they met performing summer stock theater on Cape cod in the 50s. This was held down in Dennis, Massachusetts. The American Cancer Society benefited. They also did a scene by the Cape Cod Repertory Theater from George Axelrod's Seven Year Itch, which Remick and Art Carney performed at the cape Playhouse in 1956. As you remember, Remick died in 1991, July 2nd, just about this time of year, 1991, two years ago, of cancer. She's from Quincy and so a number of people paid tribute to her with the funds going to the American Cancer Society down in Dennis. She's a lovely lady. I say that I never met her. I just, I just got the feeling that she was a lovely lady. Watching her in so many of the fine movies that she was in and plays. And also remember a few weeks ago we talked with the director of the Norman Rockwell Museum out in Stockbridge, Massachusetts. They broke ground for that. This past day, Saturday, a number of people came by. About 3,000 people passed through the museum on Saturday. They have had a small building and they're building a larger one. And this was the formal groundbreaking of the museum honoring Norman Rockwell. The complex, in traditional New England architectural style, holds the world's largest body of works by Rockwell. And anyway, they have more than 500 original paintings, drawings and illustrations are on display. I don't know when they expect that that'll be open to the public, but they have a smaller building now that is open. Rockwell died in 1978. He lived his last 25 years in Stockbridge out there in the Berkshire Mountains, very, very pretty part of Massachusetts. Okay, Red Sox lost to Baltimore. They play Baltimore again this coming afternoon out at Fenway Park. And the score Saturday was five to one. And Sunday afternoon it'll be Roger Clemens against Valenzuela, who's not been doing too well this year either, which is maybe the Red Sox will be thankful for that. Complete news coming up in one hour as WBZ News Radio 1030 reports right throughout the day. What's going on? Time for us to say goodbye. It's always been fun to be with you. We'll be back again tonight. 11. We're going to play some more games with the inventor of geographacts, pastimes and some other things. So that should be fun. On behalf of Tony Nesbit, our producer, the lovely Marilyn Gorelnik, myself the almost good looking Norm Nathan person. Hope you have a nice day. As we say in Chagra, old sport. [00:48:52] Speaker G: Follow the news as it changes over the course of the day. Check in often for news all day starting at 5am only on Newsradio, 1030, WBZ Boston. [00:49:02] Speaker A: That one had me laughing out loud. Man, we had so much fun. And let's continue it with a couple of words from today's sponsors, especially the second one. [00:49:12] Speaker B: Hi, David Garner again, president of Connect Long Distance. [00:49:15] Speaker E: You know, ever since I started offering. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Up to 20% lower rates than than the big boys, we've had a lot of interest from big companies. But what I want to know is where the heck are all you smaller companies? We want you to save some money, too. So whether your phone bill is $200 a month or 200,000, just remember we're an equal opportunity saver. Give us a call at 1-800-326-SAVE. That's 1-800-326, save. [00:49:43] Speaker G: Oh, it can burn, it can stick, sting, it hurts. To clean, sore, sensitive skin. That's why so many doctors recommend Preparation H cleansing tissues. They know Preparation H cleansing tissues are soothing, alcohol free and pre moistened. In fact, the formula for Preparation H cleansing tissues was Developed by a surgeon to clean and freshen sore, sensitive skin. When hemorrhoids flare up, doctors recommend Preparation H ointment for everyday cleansing. They recommend Preparation H cleansing tissues. Use as directed. [00:50:14] Speaker A: Me thinks that's the first time we have heard that on the vault of silliness. And on that note, let's close that vault and leave this world a little sillier than we found it for Ovaltine. Kids falling out of bed. Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Town Day. Fireworks. Winding down from the fun. Tearing the perforated edges off the computer paper and then taping it back on. Triplets, tagalongs, closed balconies and aisle seats. Frightening, awful, sickening movies. The vaunted PG52 rating. Never claiming to be any good. Bruce's birthday. Deduction abilities. Young Robert Young versus Old pompous Robert Young. The Enchanted Cottage. Having Guts. Liars. Lawfully witted losers. Tycoons. The Hide and Board. Taking a second to imagine that. [00:51:12] Speaker B: That'S. [00:51:12] Speaker A: A little more than a second. Sorry about that. [00:51:13] Speaker B: I got caught up. [00:51:15] Speaker A: Roselda Safety pins. Walter Hunt. Baby Gold Bond. Carl d' Souz. David Brudnoise Pipe. The Isle of Perime. Fine French sauces. What? Marazine Gold Bond. Todd Adams from Haverhill, Massachusetts. Riff Rif. Reading is fundamental. The Boston Book Fair. Lee Remick. The Norman Rockwell Museum. Connect. Long distance. Preparation H. My friend Linda, who to this day continues to know her own mind. Bruce Zero Connolly and the Chagra elitist Norm Nathan. Forever an asterisk in the Book of Records. I'm Tony Nesbitt. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Isn't that an interesting story? I'm so glad I told that. It was heartwarming. It had a nice warm relationship involved. It dealt with children and dogs and it was really nice. I think I will sell the movie rights.

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