Episode Transcript
[00:00:05] Speaker A: 300 episodes.
Thank you for being here to celebrate. And we will do so with a dumb birthday game from August 16, 1991.
And we will call this one the Tricentennial tendering of of 10 birthdays.
The players, May Mark and Auburn. Steve the wrestler from Melrose. Mike Epstein producing and playing on the phone from Master Control.
I'm on the phone from parts unknown. And Jack Hart in Traffic.
Somehow, with all the silliness, we managed to squeeze in 10 birthdays. Robert Culp, Frank Gifford, Ian Edie Gourmet, Leslie Ann Warren, Madonna, Timothy Hutton, Fess Parker, Ann Blythe, Menachem Begin and Shimon Perez.
Post game, we got a commercial for Ann and Hope and their home appliances, GE refrigerators and dishwashers. I never knew that Ann and Hope sold appliances.
And later, we're going to air a few more commercials. And lastly, we close with a fantastic old top hour news sounder voiced by Bob McMahon.
The incredible wonderful episode 300. The tricentennial tendering of 10 birthdays celebrates its way to your ears in three, two and one.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Okay, time now to play the dumb birthday game.
And we have a lot of interesting people as part of our panel. A lot of interesting people were born on this date, August 16th. And I bet you can hardly wait to get to guess their ages. May is on the panel. Hi, May.
[00:01:51] Speaker C: Good morning. Uppy, uppy, uppy, everybody.
[00:01:55] Speaker B: Now, what does that mean exactly?
[00:01:57] Speaker C: Well, if I'm up feeding my cat, everybody's up.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: Okay, Everybody's up. Especially your cat.
[00:02:03] Speaker C: Yes, yes.
[00:02:04] Speaker B: Okay. Mark is up. Also, Mark is out in Auburn. How you doing, Mark?
[00:02:08] Speaker D: Good, Norman.
[00:02:08] Speaker C: How are you?
[00:02:09] Speaker B: Good, thank you. Nice to have you with us.
[00:02:11] Speaker C: Thanks.
[00:02:11] Speaker B: And nice to have you two. Steve and Melrose, one of our old stalwarts.
[00:02:15] Speaker D: Oh, well, hey, I'm up too.
[00:02:17] Speaker B: Okay. This is the wrestling friend.
[00:02:18] Speaker D: Oh, by the way, I got the tape got sent back to me, so we repackaged it. Sent it back.
[00:02:24] Speaker B: Okay. I guess that's why I never got it.
[00:02:26] Speaker D: Well, it's on its way. We mailed this morning again.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Okay, very good. Thank you.
And this is Mike, of course, Mike. Mike Epstein, WBZ ace producer.
[00:02:36] Speaker D: Good morning.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Good morning. And also WBZ ace producer, Tony Nesbit.
[00:02:42] Speaker D: Good morning.
[00:02:43] Speaker C: Goodness, they are sedate.
[00:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah, they are very sedate. I thought Tony was particularly sedate. Did you notice that?
[00:02:49] Speaker C: Good morning.
[00:02:49] Speaker B: Oh, that's better. That's better, Tony. Yeah, we're not used to.
I want to sedate. Sedate? You think the word sedation is from the word sedate?
Nobody really cares. I don't even know why I brought it up. It just seemed like why wouldn't it be?
I guess it would be, yes, sedation. But sedation means to almost a drug somebody. You're telling me the date of kind of comatose. Well, not really comatose, but simmering down, calm.
[00:03:24] Speaker E: You got me. You're pinning it. You're hitting it right on the head.
I'm almost comatose. You're right.
[00:03:29] Speaker B: Well, I wasn't accusing you of anything. I was simply suggesting certain word combinations.
[00:03:35] Speaker C: I understand.
[00:03:35] Speaker B: Okay. Jackie.
[00:03:36] Speaker E: Comatose.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Comatose is good. Jack. Jack, of course, is with us too.
[00:03:42] Speaker F: Hello.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: Oh, geez. Just simmer down there, fella. Wow, that was kind of exciting. Well, a lot of interesting people born on August 16th. And I know you want to just get going on their ages.
Yeah, yeah.
One is Robert Culp.
Robert Culp is the actor.
Let's see, he was in. He worked with Bill Cosby, did he not, in that something Spy. What was that called?
I Spy. That was Robert Culp, was it not? And he's still very active in television, the drama and all.
So let me ask you, first of all, there may.
How old is. Would you say Robert Culp is this day?
[00:04:27] Speaker C: He's somewhere around 57, I think.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: Okay, 57 is what you say?
[00:04:31] Speaker C: I think. Yeah.
[00:04:32] Speaker B: Okay. And Mark in Auburn, what do you think?
Go up 58. 58. Okay. What do you think, Steve?
[00:04:41] Speaker D: Well, I'll say he's 55.
[00:04:45] Speaker B: Mike,
[00:04:47] Speaker D: I'm trying to remember. Didn't we have this guy on one of the nightmares?
[00:04:51] Speaker B: It seemed to me too. It seemed to me too. And I don't have a record of the other night.
We must. There must be birthdays.
[00:04:58] Speaker F: Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: There must be some question about when he was really born.
[00:05:01] Speaker D: Okay, I'll say that he's 58.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: 58.
One of the nice things about this, even after you've guessed their ages and. And all of that within two days, you can't remember what it is you said because it seems to me we did talk about Culp, I think maybe yesterday or the day before. And I think it must have been
[00:05:21] Speaker E: Monday because I don't remember and I didn't play Monday.
[00:05:23] Speaker D: Yeah, I think it was Monday.
[00:05:25] Speaker B: I think it was Monday too. I think it was. Anybody else think it was Monday?
[00:05:29] Speaker D: I think it was Monday.
[00:05:30] Speaker B: Monday, yeah, everybody thinks it was Monday. Tony, what do you.
[00:05:33] Speaker D: How old are you?
[00:05:34] Speaker B: 55.
[00:05:35] Speaker D: Good choice.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: Good choice. Boy, that's an excellent choice. Yeah.
My. By saying it's an excellent choice. That does not influence you or hope.
[00:05:42] Speaker G: Jack.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: In any manner. Because that doesn't indicate that that's the correct choice.
Just a good choice.
I kind of.
We're waiting on you, Jack.
I thought I had made that clear.
[00:05:59] Speaker F: Oh, no.
Well, I hope I'm not culpable of being wrong, but I'm gonna say 56, right?
[00:06:06] Speaker E: Man, don't you hate that? When you shake up the orange juice and you don't shake it good enough, you get all that Culp left.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Jack, you're laughing at him and you're just encouraging because it's just. We're just beginning. It's all going to get worse from here on. Okay, the actual age of Rober Culp as we check his birth records.
[00:06:28] Speaker D: What about Jack? He didn't guess.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Yeah, Jack just said 56.
[00:06:32] Speaker D: Oh, see, I'm listening.
[00:06:34] Speaker B: Yeah, see, you're dozing off on us, Steve.
Robert. Robert Culp. Actually, today is 61. 61. And so the two guys, Mark in Auburn and Mike in our control room, both guessed 58.
So they would be the closest.
[00:06:53] Speaker G: Whoop.
[00:06:57] Speaker B: Whoopee.
I. I just like it when somebody's just. The enthusiasm just boils over and they.
They're not acting sedate at all.
[00:07:08] Speaker C: And just put on comatose.
[00:07:11] Speaker B: No, nobody was comatose on that one at all, mate. That's quite true. Okay, here's Frank Gifford, who's married to. What is her name? Who's on this?
Pardon me.
Kathy Lee. Yeah, Kathy.
[00:07:24] Speaker E: Mention of her name.
[00:07:25] Speaker B: Who's on. Who's on with Regis Philbin.
I gotta ask you this, okay? Do you find Regis Philbin really a boring person?
[00:07:36] Speaker D: I don't see what his claim to fame could be.
[00:07:38] Speaker C: All of a sudden you start hearing his name all over the place. Regis Philbin on a show with Kathy Lee. Big deal. Who is Regis Philbin? Well, he ever do for the entertainment industry?
[00:07:47] Speaker B: He's been around. Well, you don't have to get angry about this.
[00:07:51] Speaker F: Going to write my congressman.
[00:07:53] Speaker B: Yeah, Mike. Yeah, that's right. Mike is really getting uptight about this whole thing. I didn't mean to create that kind of anger.
Regis Philbin originally was the announcer for Joey Bishop, when Joey Bishop was one of the many people who's going up against Johnny Carson on Late Night.
[00:08:09] Speaker E: The next step is how morning show.
[00:08:10] Speaker B: And then Regis Phil knocked around. He was on. He was on Lifetime Television with a show. He has a nice pleasant personality, a nice little sense of humor, but.
But sits and talks a lot about really boring things.
[00:08:22] Speaker E: You've just mentioned everything that you are and you're jealous, Norm. You haven't reached that status.
[00:08:27] Speaker B: It did sound like I was describing myself, didn't it?
[00:08:33] Speaker C: Back off there, boys.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Thank you, May. Go get him.
[00:08:36] Speaker D: I think he used to be the Ed McMahon for this guy, Joey Bishop.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Yeah, but the name Regis Philbin is a kind of a bland name and. Well, anyway, that's a whole other thing. We won't get into that.
[00:08:48] Speaker D: But okay. He was the guest ring announcer at. I mean, not. I mean, timekeeper at WrestleMania 7, too.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: Regis Film.
[00:08:55] Speaker D: Throw in that interesting piece of tidbit news.
[00:08:57] Speaker B: Oh, that's a. That's a good. No, that's a good tidbit, Steve.
[00:09:00] Speaker E: Pinnacle of his life. What. What more.
[00:09:02] Speaker B: And we're not even guessing his age. We're guessing.
We're guessing Frank Gifford's age. Actually, we kind of gotten off the track here.
[00:09:15] Speaker C: Yeah. Is that woman's.
[00:09:17] Speaker B: Oh, she aggravates you. But I noticed a certain kind of lustful sound coming from the other guys on the panel.
[00:09:28] Speaker F: Listen to what. What Regis or Kathy Lee has to say. We just look at her.
[00:09:32] Speaker B: Okay. Jack, how old is her old cockamamie husband, Frank Gifford?
[00:09:40] Speaker E: Why? Give us one for the Gifford.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Yeah, they do. They do a commercial together in which they both have lost a lot of weight. And Stu.
[00:09:49] Speaker D: Yeah. For swim theft with the baby, too.
[00:09:50] Speaker E: With their new baby.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: The baby's lost a lot of weight, too. The baby's on the diet.
[00:09:54] Speaker E: Also, Exact commercial. I'm thinking of thinking of that body of hers, just as you mentioned.
[00:09:59] Speaker C: Down, boy.
[00:10:01] Speaker B: Jack, what do you think?
[00:10:03] Speaker F: Well, my head is clouded with visions of Kathie Lee.
You know, I couldn't even tell you. I'm gonna say 47 for some reason.
[00:10:15] Speaker B: Okay, we'll get back to you later on when you give us the reason. That's some reason. What? That Tony.
[00:10:23] Speaker E: Oh, 47 for some reason.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: 47. Okay.
[00:10:29] Speaker C: Mike, I think he's older than that.
[00:10:32] Speaker D: Didn't he play football way back when?
[00:10:34] Speaker C: That's for sure.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: He did play football. Yeah.
[00:10:36] Speaker D: He must be about 59.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: Okay. He's in the Football hall of Fame, by the way. He's 59, you said? Yeah, he's in the Football hall of Fame and everything.
[00:10:45] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:10:46] Speaker B: And the Steve who's in the. Who's going to one day be in the Wrestling hall of Fame.
[00:10:51] Speaker D: That's right.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: Yeah. How old did you say Frank Gifford is, Steve?
[00:10:54] Speaker D: Well, I'll say he's 60. About 60?
[00:10:59] Speaker B: Yeah. About 6, you'll say 60.
[00:11:01] Speaker D: About 60.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: Okay, Mark, and what do you think?
[00:11:05] Speaker D: I'll go 55.
[00:11:07] Speaker B: And May.
[00:11:09] Speaker C: I'm gonna stay with my 57.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: You're gonna stay with 57? Do you get. Do you get excited about Frank Gifford? Is he a sex symbol to you?
[00:11:17] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:11:20] Speaker B: Is that your final answer?
[00:11:21] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Let's see.
Does that mean that you won't go to the prom with me?
I don't know what it means.
[00:11:29] Speaker C: Only if you can mambo.
[00:11:32] Speaker B: Oh, my mambo. Nobody mambo anymore.
[00:11:35] Speaker E: You got a lombata now.
[00:11:39] Speaker F: Yeah, but then you end up with lumbago.
[00:11:43] Speaker B: But even the lombada.
[00:11:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:45] Speaker B: Is pretty much out of date by now. Even Guy Lombardo isn't doing the Lombardo with his lumbago.
[00:11:53] Speaker C: If Guy Loddo's doing anything, I don't want to hear about us.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: Way to go, May. Way to go. Okay.
[00:11:59] Speaker F: Frank Gifford sitting in his grave right now.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Probably not even on the beat.
Probably out of tune.
Frank Gifford, anyway, is 61 years old. Steve said 60. And he was the close.
That old guy, married to that young, beautiful, lovely. Choice, delicacy.
[00:12:22] Speaker D: Choice.
[00:12:22] Speaker E: There's a word for it right there. USDH.
[00:12:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you say?
[00:12:28] Speaker E: Look like 150s.
[00:12:32] Speaker B: Well, I don't think.
[00:12:32] Speaker E: Why?
[00:12:33] Speaker B: No, I don't think so. I think what we ought to do is organize a posse and go beat up Frank Gifford. What do you say?
[00:12:39] Speaker D: I'll get my clothes on and drop the big boot and that should take care of it.
[00:12:43] Speaker B: Oh, my goodness sakes.
Oh, I think violence is beginning to seep in here.
[00:12:47] Speaker E: We'll start off with a simple drop toe hold.
[00:12:49] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:12:52] Speaker B: How about an inside crotch body lift and slam?
[00:12:55] Speaker D: Oh, you mean a roll up.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: Okay, how about Edie Gourmet married to Steve Lawrence? Edie Gourmet is. Has a birthday. She was born on August 16th.
[00:13:05] Speaker F: Hey, is that a play on words? Edie Gourmet.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: Edie Gourmet?
[00:13:10] Speaker F: Yeah, like Gourmet is somebody that cooks food.
[00:13:13] Speaker C: Don't explain this.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: Oh, I see.
[00:13:15] Speaker C: I lose a lot in the translation.
[00:13:19] Speaker B: May, we hired you. We hired you for this panel for your sex appeal, not. Not for your cockamamie humor.
[00:13:30] Speaker C: You know, honey, if you could see me now, it would all go down the tube.
[00:13:36] Speaker B: Glad I can't see you right now.
[00:13:37] Speaker E: Tell you that I'm glad you can't.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: Just a thought is giving me gas.
I don't know why I said that. Okay, Edie Gourmet. Let me ask Steve first. How old is Edie Gourmet today? Would you say?
[00:13:49] Speaker D: I've heard of her, but I haven't seen her, so I'll lucky you.
Thanks.
I take it that's bad.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: No, she sings. She sings pretty well. A little square, but she's okay.
[00:14:00] Speaker D: Little square, huh?
[00:14:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:02] Speaker D: Okay, well, we'll say she's 57.
[00:14:05] Speaker B: 57. Okay. And Mark, what do you think? I haven't a guess.
[00:14:11] Speaker C: Oh, yes.
[00:14:12] Speaker B: 63. 63. Okay. And May.
Beautiful, sensuous, lustful. May.
[00:14:19] Speaker C: Yes, of course, darling.
[00:14:21] Speaker B: In wearing a dirty bathrobe.
[00:14:23] Speaker C: No, no, no.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: Pajamas.
[00:14:28] Speaker E: No.
[00:14:29] Speaker B: Okay. How old would you say, edie Gourmet?
[00:14:31] Speaker C: Probably 56.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: Probably 56.
[00:14:34] Speaker C: I haven't been right once, so I might just as well continue.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: That's right. You're a consistent person.
[00:14:41] Speaker C: I am.
[00:14:42] Speaker B: Mike, how old is Edie Gourmet?
[00:14:45] Speaker D: I'm gonna go with Steve dancer of 57.
Champion. Stick with me.
[00:14:50] Speaker C: There you go.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, Tony.
[00:14:53] Speaker E: Well, when I saw her open up Frank Sinatra, she certainly wasn't square. She was much round.
She was getting round.
[00:15:02] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: That's right. That's right too. You saw her at the. At the. She and she and Steve there were the opening act out at the Centrum. And they also performed someplace around there. The South Shore Music Theater, I think.
[00:15:13] Speaker D: Recently.
[00:15:14] Speaker C: Last week.
[00:15:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
Okay, so. So having seen her, Tony, what do you think?
[00:15:19] Speaker E: A beautiful round 59.
[00:15:22] Speaker B: A beautiful round 59.
[00:15:24] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: And Jack, what do you think?
[00:15:27] Speaker F: You know, her real name is Munchie Short Order Cook.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
[00:15:36] Speaker E: That was a half spacing.
[00:15:38] Speaker B: As a matter of fact, she does have a real name. Her birth name is. Was not Edie Gourmet. It was Walter Lipschitz.
[00:15:47] Speaker C: Listen, she's a nice. Off the mail.
[00:15:53] Speaker F: I'm gonna say she. She's 59.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: You're gonna see 59 also.
[00:15:58] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:15:59] Speaker E: It's incredible. Last night we had Julia Childs.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: Tonight we've got Edie Gor Gourmet. Yeah, I never thought of it quite that bad that way.
[00:16:08] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:16:08] Speaker D: Who's tomorrow night, Chef? Boy,
[00:16:13] Speaker C: I think. I think you guys have consumed.
Do you have the. The, you know, in the middle of the night, just dive to there for something.
[00:16:24] Speaker E: Food and lust, that's how we survive.
[00:16:27] Speaker C: Not necessarily in that order either.
[00:16:29] Speaker E: No.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: Give me a beautiful woman and a plate of food, man. And Anyway, Edie Gourmet WrestleMania 8.
[00:16:37] Speaker D: I'm happy.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Edie Gourmet is today is 59.
[00:16:42] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: Years old. Which means that Jack and Tony hit it right on the buck.
[00:16:48] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:16:49] Speaker E: As long as I get one, I'm very happy.
[00:16:50] Speaker F: Thank you.
[00:16:51] Speaker B: In fact, most everybody has one except the very lovely May.
[00:16:57] Speaker C: I told you I'm consistent.
[00:16:59] Speaker E: Now, if you Cook something for us. You're already luckful, man, and you're cooking. Forget it.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:04] Speaker C: We'll be in the middle of the night, kid. All I do is feed the cat. He open a can and put it on the floor.
[00:17:09] Speaker B: You know something, May? I'm getting sick to death of you and your damn cat.
[00:17:14] Speaker C: Listen, at 3 o' clock in the morning I get sick to death.
[00:17:17] Speaker G: I did.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: Holy God. You and your cat.
[00:17:21] Speaker C: Jeez.
[00:17:23] Speaker B: Okay. Leslie Ann Warren. You know, the actress. You know Leslie Ann Warren?
Leslie Ann Warren.
She's been in a number of movies, including.
She won an Oscar nomination for Victor Victoria. Remember the Julie.
[00:17:40] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:17:41] Speaker B: Andrews movie.
[00:17:43] Speaker C: That was a funny picture.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: That was a great movie. And the man, the man in it who was in. In 76 trombones and stuff.
Pardon me.
[00:17:55] Speaker C: Robert Preston.
[00:17:56] Speaker B: Robert Preston, who's a. Who is it? Who just died not long ago. Tremendous talent. Yeah, he was in Victor Victoria.
[00:18:04] Speaker C: But he got an Academy Award for that, didn't he?
[00:18:06] Speaker B: Did he?
[00:18:07] Speaker C: For supporting actors.
[00:18:08] Speaker B: I don't know. I thought he was. I thought he was excellent in that.
[00:18:10] Speaker C: Yeah, he was very good.
[00:18:11] Speaker B: Okay, this. Anyway, this is Leslie Ann Warren.
And we'll start with. With you, May. How old is she?
[00:18:21] Speaker C: 53.
Stuck in the 50s.
[00:18:24] Speaker B: 53.
[00:18:25] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:18:26] Speaker B: And what do you think, Mark?
[00:18:30] Speaker C: 56.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: All right. And Steve?
[00:18:34] Speaker D: Well, SummerSlam's the 26. I'll turn it around to 62.
[00:18:39] Speaker B: Leslie Ann Warren. 62.
[00:18:41] Speaker C: No, no, no.
[00:18:43] Speaker B: Is that what you're saying? Yep. Okay, Mike,
[00:18:50] Speaker D: I'll go in 55.
[00:18:54] Speaker B: And what do you think, Tony?
[00:18:55] Speaker E: Same thing.
[00:18:56] Speaker F: 55, Jack or a 44?
[00:19:00] Speaker C: Oh, my.
[00:19:01] Speaker E: Oh, wow.
[00:19:03] Speaker F: She's in the new movie with Mel. With Mel Brooks.
[00:19:06] Speaker C: Oh, that's right.
Oh,
[00:19:11] Speaker B: what is that? What is that? Life stinks. Is that the one? The current one?
[00:19:15] Speaker E: Yeah, that's right.
And I want to change my answer.
[00:19:23] Speaker B: No, you can't change your answer.
[00:19:25] Speaker F: You know that.
[00:19:25] Speaker B: You know that. And we will give it the Jack. Leslie Ann Warren is 45.
Jack's at 44. All the rest of you.
All the rest of you were going way, way up there.
[00:19:36] Speaker E: That's May. She threw me off.
[00:19:40] Speaker C: You shouldn't listen to me.
[00:19:41] Speaker B: You should. Well, May, you're a temptress.
[00:19:45] Speaker E: That's right.
[00:19:46] Speaker C: But I'll tell you one thing. She's got that. She must have a fortune and teeth on that mouth.
You ever noticed her teeth are capped to the back and front and everything else.
[00:19:55] Speaker F: I understand she's got 53 teeth.
[00:19:59] Speaker B: That's probably where it may have, I guess, arrived at the age One tooth for each year.
I never thought of that as a formula. And I guess never again will I.
Anyway, today is also the birthday.
[00:20:12] Speaker E: You're kidding.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: Of. I'm kidding.
Is that a sound effect or was he really there?
Madonna.
Madonna. Now, today's Madonna's birthday.
Okay. And I'm gonna ask Jack to guess.
[00:20:27] Speaker C: First of all, I heard a lustful.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: I think Madonna brings out the lust in some people.
[00:20:34] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:20:35] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: She's got a mole on her face, which I. I really want to get close enough to. To squeeze out of there because it dries me crazy.
[00:20:44] Speaker E: Oh, no.
[00:20:46] Speaker B: Sit on her chin or someplace. I. I keep thinking. Get rid of it, sweetheart. It just makes me nauseous.
[00:20:55] Speaker G: Huh?
[00:20:56] Speaker B: May. May, please.
[00:20:57] Speaker E: What? The hair in the mold.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: I'm sorry, Jack.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: Okay, Jack, what do you. How old is Madonna? How old would you say she is today?
[00:21:05] Speaker F: She's a delightful and tempestuous 33.
[00:21:11] Speaker B: I see.
Okay. But an ugly and rotten 41
[00:21:18] Speaker F: and
[00:21:19] Speaker B: the middle of the road kind of 26.
Tony, how old is Madonna?
[00:21:24] Speaker E: I have a theory about Madonna. I think she just likes to shock us.
[00:21:30] Speaker B: No kidding.
[00:21:32] Speaker E: She is definitely 33.
[00:21:34] Speaker B: Definitely 33. I would. I would.
[00:21:36] Speaker F: There was a 33.
[00:21:37] Speaker E: Her mole was a little younger, but.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:21:40] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:21:41] Speaker B: No, I would. She's a great PR person.
[00:21:43] Speaker C: If.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: You know, if you're looking for pr, I think BZ would be wise to hire her. Never saw anybody could. Well, never mind.
I don't know what that means at all.
[00:21:56] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know. I think the only thing achieved, Mac, is herself.
[00:22:01] Speaker B: Well, she does. No, that's true. She markets herself beautifully. I think she does great at that. Mike Epstein, how old is Madonna?
[00:22:08] Speaker D: Unquestionably 33.
[00:22:11] Speaker C: That's because they're looking at her birthday.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: Okay. What do you think, Steve? Would you like to be with Madonna and go one round with an inside crotch body lift and slam?
[00:22:24] Speaker D: Well, I guess I'll tag up with them and say 30.
[00:22:27] Speaker B: 33. Okay.
Why? If you guys win the M M, we're gonna have to split it a lot of ways.
I hope you all get the chocolate ones.
I don't even know what that means.
[00:22:43] Speaker C: I'm too young to listen to all this stuff. I think I'm gonna hang up.
[00:22:46] Speaker B: No, hold on. Hold on. Me?
Did you hang up? Me?
[00:22:50] Speaker C: No, no, dear.
[00:22:51] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Mark, how old is the Madonna today?
[00:22:55] Speaker C: I think she's 32.
[00:22:56] Speaker D: I'm not gonna go with the rest of them.
[00:22:58] Speaker B: Okay, 32. There's a man who knows his own mind.
Be a loser, May what do you think?
[00:23:06] Speaker C: I think she's 30.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: Funny, I thought you were gonna say, like, 40. Like a jealous woman with something to make her older.
[00:23:14] Speaker C: I wouldn't be jealous. What's her name?
Margarita Cavarelli or something like that.
[00:23:19] Speaker D: Who?
[00:23:21] Speaker C: I don't know what her name is. Margarita Cavarelli or something.
[00:23:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
Anyway, anyway, Madonna is. That is 33. That is correct.
So that's. That's.
That's four correct answers right there. Steve, Mike, Tony and Jack.
[00:23:47] Speaker D: We are the best.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: You wanted your quality. That means Jack has three.
[00:23:51] Speaker F: Holy smoke.
[00:23:52] Speaker B: Tony has two, Mike has two, Steve has two, and God knows Madonna has two also.
Mark. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. May I get smutty every now and then? Mark has one. And may I? I hope this won't keep you away from public gatherings, but you have none.
[00:24:16] Speaker C: I told you, I'm keeping up my records.
[00:24:19] Speaker B: Okay.
I was kind of hoping you had two also.
I'm sorry.
[00:24:27] Speaker C: That's not nice.
[00:24:28] Speaker B: No, that isn't nice.
[00:24:30] Speaker C: I apologize.
[00:24:31] Speaker B: I apologize.
[00:24:33] Speaker C: I'm.
[00:24:33] Speaker B: That's exactly the way I'm apologizing.
Okay, how about Timothy Hutton, the actor? He was in the.
Well, he's been a number of movies.
What was the one with Mary Tyler Moore?
[00:24:47] Speaker E: Ordinary People.
[00:24:48] Speaker B: Ordinary People? Yeah. What else has he been in?
[00:24:52] Speaker E: Ordinary People.
[00:24:53] Speaker B: Ordinary People, is it. That's what.
[00:24:55] Speaker E: He was just in something recently.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: He was also married.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: About the monkey. The ape that wanted to go to.
Remember the.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: Was he in the movie about the ape? Yeah, he also won an Oscar.
[00:25:08] Speaker D: You mean the ape that wanted to go to space?
[00:25:12] Speaker B: He was. He won an Oscar for Ordinary People Also. He was married to Deborah Winger at one point.
[00:25:17] Speaker E: He was just in Q A with Nick Noble. Right?
[00:25:21] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:25:22] Speaker B: Okay.
That's. That's okay. Let me ask him.
Yeah. Matthew Broderick is a whole different. He was also in Glory, which was a good movie. Anyway, let's start with Mark at Auburn there. What do you. How old do you suppose Timothy Hutton is today? 29. 29. Okay. And Steve?
[00:25:50] Speaker D: Well, I'll say 31.
[00:25:52] Speaker B: And what will you say? May.
[00:25:54] Speaker C: I was going to say 31, so I'm going to stick with it.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: Hey, I like a woman again who knows her own mind.
[00:26:01] Speaker D: Mixtape match.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Okay. And Mike.
Mike Epstein. What do you think?
[00:26:06] Speaker D: I'll say 33.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: 33. Well, it worked for you last time.
[00:26:14] Speaker H: Yeah.
[00:26:14] Speaker D: Find something good.
[00:26:15] Speaker C: You stick with it.
[00:26:16] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. And Tony, what do you think?
[00:26:19] Speaker E: When did Ordinary People come on?
[00:26:21] Speaker B: Anybody know Ordinary People? I don't know. Is that 81?
[00:26:25] Speaker D: Yeah. Seven, eight years ago, quite a while ago.
[00:26:29] Speaker E: 31.
[00:26:30] Speaker B: 31, Jack.
[00:26:32] Speaker F: I'll say 30.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Okay, here's. Here come the answer now. Timothy. Timothy Hutton, on this very day, August 16th is 31.
So we had May and Steve and Tony. We had three winners on that one.
[00:26:54] Speaker E: The three way tie now too, isn't it?
[00:26:56] Speaker B: Let me see. Well, May is now on the scoreboard that she has won and Mark has won.
[00:27:02] Speaker C: I can play the Jeopardy. Final.
[00:27:05] Speaker B: That's right. You'll be brought back.
Steve has three, Mike has two, Tony has three and Jack has three. It's none of a gun. This is a boy. The excitement is starting to really build.
I hope it'll build soon because we're really way beyond the time we ought to be. But to heck with it. What else we got to do?
[00:27:29] Speaker E: We're not even close to.
To what we usually do.
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Well, that's true. Although some nights we've. We've ended relatively early. But tonight, let's keep going. What the heck.
[00:27:40] Speaker C: It's because we're so chatty, that's why.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: No, it's nice. Yeah.
Fess Parker. Remember Fess Parker? He did.
He did. What was that? The coonskin cap guy. Daniel Boone.
No, it wasn't Daniel Boone.
[00:27:54] Speaker E: Davy Crockett.
[00:27:55] Speaker B: Davy Crockett. He was Davy Crockett during the big Davy Crockett craze back in the 50s when Estes Kefauver, who came from Tennessee and wore a coonskin cap while he was campaigning, was running for president.
Anyways, all during that era, Fess Parker. And today is his birthday and let me see. Tony, we'll ask you first. How old is Fess Parker?
[00:28:20] Speaker E: Oh, 73.
[00:28:22] Speaker B: 73. And his Coonskid cap is 80 years old and never been washed. So I wouldn't get too close to him to celebrate with him today.
[00:28:31] Speaker F: It's come back to life.
[00:28:32] Speaker B: The coonskin cap, you mean? It is. It's walking right across his head even as we speak.
Let's see. Steve, how old is. Would you say Fess Parker is?
He's very big in television before you took up wrestling.
[00:28:49] Speaker F: But then he took off the weight and he's not so big anymore.
[00:28:52] Speaker B: Fess Parker?
[00:28:53] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:28:54] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't know that.
Are you stating fact or are you just.
[00:28:58] Speaker D: No, no, no.
[00:28:59] Speaker B: Oh, you're just making stuff up like you do traffic. I mean, just kind of making it up in line.
[00:29:04] Speaker F: It's all true.
[00:29:05] Speaker B: I see. Okay. Steve, how old is Fess Parker?
[00:29:09] Speaker D: I'll say 70.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: 70.
[00:29:11] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:29:12] Speaker B: And may as. Or as we say in New England, fesspaca.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: Is that what you say?
[00:29:18] Speaker B: I say fezpaka. When I'm not on the air. That's the way I talk.
Is he.
[00:29:23] Speaker E: What is fest short for anyway?
[00:29:27] Speaker B: Festering. Festering, like in a sword.
When he was playing football in high school, they called him the posse sore. Yeah.
[00:29:40] Speaker F: He has a brother, unctuous.
[00:29:44] Speaker B: How old, May? Would you say 64? 64 is a good age.
Okay. And Mark?
68.
And what do you think, Jack?
[00:29:56] Speaker F: Oh, let me see. I'd say he was 69.
[00:30:01] Speaker B: Would you say that again?
[00:30:02] Speaker F: 69.
[00:30:04] Speaker B: Okay. This. He sort of. You sort of bordered on. On a certain invitation. Did you just bored it. I'll back a little bit. Okay. Mike, Mike, what do you think?
[00:30:16] Speaker D: I'm gonna go with Jack's answer of 69.
[00:30:19] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:30:19] Speaker D: I'm not gonna do the imitation.
[00:30:21] Speaker B: Oh, that. We'll have to take off three points for that then.
Okay. Fess Parker.
[00:30:27] Speaker E: And in college days known as infected wound.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: I still like. Well, I know I don't think I
[00:30:35] Speaker E: like any of high school days.
[00:30:37] Speaker B: Oh, I see.
[00:30:37] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:30:38] Speaker B: Fest Parker actually 66 years old today, which would mean that we have two winners, one of whom would be May. We said 64.
Are you all right, May?
And the other would be Mark.
[00:30:56] Speaker C: You know, I have the best longest suffering husband in the world. When I just did that, he knows I'm talking on the phone. He just did that. Turned around and said, oh, f.
Turned over the other way.
[00:31:13] Speaker D: Well, that's.
[00:31:14] Speaker B: That's a very humorous little story.
[00:31:16] Speaker E: She's talking about a damn cat again.
[00:31:22] Speaker C: Are you on the damn phone again?
[00:31:24] Speaker B: I'd like to buy the movie rights to that story.
[00:31:27] Speaker F: You should put some food on the floor for him.
[00:31:29] Speaker C: He's a very long suffering man.
[00:31:31] Speaker E: May now has two. Mark.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: Mark also said 68. So he was two years off.
May was two years off the other way. So she also.
They're the two winners there. Okay.
[00:31:42] Speaker C: Oh, boy.
[00:31:43] Speaker B: Okay.
Yeah. That is kind of thrilling, isn't it? Hey, okay, how about Ann Blythe? You know, Ann Blythe hasn't made a movie for a thousand years, but was an actress. She won the Oscar nomination for Mildred Pierce and she was in a ton of movies. Anne Blythe.
[00:32:03] Speaker F: Didn't she used to sell Hostess cupcakes?
[00:32:06] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Twinkies.
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Is that right?
[00:32:08] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:32:08] Speaker B: And Blythe. I didn't know that.
You didn't know that either.
[00:32:13] Speaker C: Married. Is she the one that's married to Dennis Day's brother?
Yeah. She's married to McNulty night day.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: Oh, well, that's right. Dennis Day's real name wasn't McNulty.
[00:32:26] Speaker F: I don't.
[00:32:26] Speaker B: I didn't know that. But that could be.
[00:32:29] Speaker C: See what you learned if you listen to mother long enough.
[00:32:32] Speaker B: You're a wonderful person.
[00:32:34] Speaker C: I am.
[00:32:35] Speaker B: Okay, let's see.
[00:32:36] Speaker D: How old.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: How old you think Ann Blythe then is the cupcake lady?
That sounded kind of a scene too, didn't it?
Anyway, let's start with. Let's start with Mike. What do you think, Mike?
[00:32:47] Speaker D: Well, I think Ms. Blythe and her cupcakes are about 59 years old.
[00:32:54] Speaker B: 59 years old, eh?
Yeah, that's right. And.
Never mind. I was trying to think of. Her expiration date is Friday or something.
Anyway, that was a radio feeble attempt at humor. And Mark, what do you think? How old is Ann Blythe?
[00:33:16] Speaker D: I have no idea.
[00:33:17] Speaker B: How about 72? I think 72 is as good as anything else, especially if you don't know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
What do you think, Tony?
[00:33:29] Speaker D: Well, she sold cupcakes.
[00:33:31] Speaker E: Was she a big wheel or was she a ding dong?
[00:33:37] Speaker D: It was she Yodel.
[00:33:42] Speaker B: Want to do some more steak for us there?
[00:33:44] Speaker E: Before you guess, I'm trying to think of some more food.
What?
[00:33:49] Speaker D: Oh, forget it.
[00:33:50] Speaker E: That's just stupid.
[00:33:56] Speaker B: So you want to guess or do you just want to. You just want to.
[00:33:59] Speaker E: I think I want a cupcake now.
[00:34:00] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:34:01] Speaker D: 62.
[00:34:02] Speaker B: 62, is that what you're saying?
[00:34:04] Speaker E: That's what I said.
[00:34:04] Speaker B: That's what you said, 62. Okay, let's see, Steve, how old would you say she is?
[00:34:11] Speaker D: Well, I'm eating a devil dog and I'll say 71.
[00:34:16] Speaker B: This is a wonderful audience. You laugh at everything, don't you? Even things you can't. Even things you don't understand.
Okay, Jack, how old is Anne Blythe?
[00:34:27] Speaker F: Oh, I'll be kind and say 68.
[00:34:31] Speaker B: Oh, boy, that is really kind.
[00:34:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:34:35] Speaker B: May.
[00:34:37] Speaker C: 64.
[00:34:38] Speaker B: 64.
Okay.
Okay. The actual age of Anne Blythe is 63.
So I believe that you are one. Another winner. May, huh?
Not the. Not the sole winner, right? Tony is also a winner because he said 62. Thank you very much. So it's Anne and Tony and Mike.
Tony and Mike. What a pair, huh?
Okay, I'm gonna give you just one more, okay?
[00:35:09] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:35:09] Speaker B: Just one more. Let's see. You want to. You want the score so far as May has three. Now she's just shot up from nowhere, kind of like the Red Sox.
Yeah. Mark has two, Steve is also three.
[00:35:23] Speaker E: It's been a very respectable score tonight for everybody.
[00:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah, everybody's done very well. Yeah, Mike has two and Tony has four.
[00:35:33] Speaker E: I suppose when you have 15, 16 birthdays, it's hard not to get a good score.
[00:35:38] Speaker B: Jack has three.
[00:35:41] Speaker C: Estimation. Yes, Your body conversation has been. The only thing respectable is the score.
[00:35:50] Speaker F: She's talking about our body language.
[00:35:54] Speaker B: You know, May, you. You finally breathe reason into this rat hole. And we thank you for that.
[00:36:01] Speaker E: Into this festering rat hole.
[00:36:02] Speaker B: This festering rat hole.
[00:36:04] Speaker E: That's right.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: Okay, okay, one more. This is the last one. Actually, there are two.
[00:36:09] Speaker G: Two.
[00:36:10] Speaker B: I can maybe give you a choice. There are two Israelis, well known Israelis who have birthdays today. One is the former Prime Minister Menachem Begin, who. And he's the one who met with Anwar Sadat at Camp David through Jimmy Carter. And the second one is the.
Is Shimon Peres. Israel. I'll tell you what, let's guess. Menachem Begin. I think that would be best. The other one is Shimon Perez, who makes the news every now and then.
[00:36:38] Speaker C: Isn't it interesting?
[00:36:39] Speaker E: You never hear it, Menachem Begin anymore. You figured we'd want to hear from him with all. Everything that's going on.
[00:36:44] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's right too. You think he would be quoted because he was at the beginning of the softening of relations with at least one Arab country?
No, I guess he just kind of went into seclusion. Menachem Begin. Let me ask so much.
[00:36:57] Speaker E: So. I thought he was dead.
[00:36:58] Speaker C: Yeah, I was. I was. I thought he was too.
[00:37:01] Speaker B: Well, now that you know he's not, May, how old would you say he is?
And give me two answers. One in case he is dead, and the other in case he's alive.
[00:37:11] Speaker C: Are you talking about the former life or his new one, if you believe in reincarnation?
[00:37:16] Speaker B: No, I know actually he's still alive. And, and how old would you say he is today?
[00:37:20] Speaker C: Oh, somewhere. I'd say probably 81.
[00:37:23] Speaker B: Yeah. No, his wife died. It was soon, as soon after he came out of office, I think. And his kind of his own life sort of died in a. In a sense at the same time. I guess he was very devoted to her, so that's probably why you don't hear much about him. Anyway, you say 81. And Mark, what do you think?
77.
And Steve?
[00:37:43] Speaker D: Well, I go out on a limb on this one and say 80.
[00:37:48] Speaker B: That's not too much of a limb since May said 81.
[00:37:54] Speaker C: This guy fences.
[00:37:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:58] Speaker D: Okay, Sounded it Sounded a little. I'll just forget it.
[00:38:01] Speaker B: Just gonna say I was taking a wild, crazy chance. I'll say anyway. Mike, what do you think?
[00:38:07] Speaker D: I think he's about 80.
[00:38:09] Speaker C: 80. We'll just say 80.
[00:38:11] Speaker D: What the heck?
[00:38:12] Speaker B: Just. Just mind the same as. Same as.
Same as what Steve said.
[00:38:16] Speaker D: That's right.
[00:38:17] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:38:18] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:38:19] Speaker D: Tony Maze.
[00:38:21] Speaker E: 81 sounded pretty good.
[00:38:24] Speaker B: 81.
[00:38:25] Speaker E: But, but, but yes, they say 78. I'm having some kind of.
[00:38:30] Speaker B: Kind of. Kind of qualms about. Yeah, okay.
[00:38:34] Speaker E: Figure out the summit and how old he probably was then.
[00:38:38] Speaker B: Okay, the summit was. Let's see. We've had a summit.
[00:38:43] Speaker F: You're really on top of things.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: Oh, geez.
And. And we know that. That Ronald Reagan came into office in 81, and so it had to be before that. And so that would be at least 10, probably 11, 12 years ago.
[00:38:58] Speaker C: I'll go with.
[00:38:59] Speaker E: I'll go with 78.
[00:39:00] Speaker B: 78, yeah.
[00:39:01] Speaker G: Okay.
[00:39:03] Speaker F: And Jack, you know, 78 sounds darn good, but.
[00:39:09] Speaker B: But however, I'll go out in a limb and I'll go out on a
[00:39:13] Speaker F: limb and I'll shake like a leaf.
[00:39:15] Speaker B: Okay.
We've already put up on the marquee seven. Eight for you, Jack, so it's too late to change your mind.
And as a matter of fact, it'd be just as well if you don't change your mind, because that's exactly how old he is today.
[00:39:28] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:39:28] Speaker H: Wow.
[00:39:29] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:39:33] Speaker F: Well, thank you for that, for that insight, Tony.
[00:39:35] Speaker E: Oh, you're welcome.
[00:39:36] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:39:36] Speaker B: Tony hit it right on the button. And Jack just kind of like.
Like a brother in law.
An unemployed brother in law.
A parasite brother in law. Just kind of just latched onto it. Like a leech.
That's right, like a leech. Just grabbed onto you.
And so that means Jack has four correct answers.
Tony has five of them.
[00:40:03] Speaker E: Tied my own Tony.
[00:40:05] Speaker B: Tony looks like the big winner.
Mike did very well with two, and Steve did well with two, and Mark did well with two.
[00:40:16] Speaker E: I want that last one. I want to see if I can get six.
[00:40:18] Speaker B: And May. Oh, I see it. May had three.
Okay, one more. Let me see. Let me see if I can find. Well, let me see.
There's some other.
[00:40:27] Speaker D: Logan's birthday was last Monday.
[00:40:29] Speaker B: Yes, we guessed his age.
[00:40:30] Speaker D: 38.
[00:40:31] Speaker B: 38.
Almost the right age, you know, but not quite.
Okay, let me see, let me see who. We've got some. A lot of names here.
One is.
One is Carol Shelley. Do you know that name? The actress?
[00:40:49] Speaker C: No.
[00:40:49] Speaker B: We'll skip her then.
All right. Shimon Perez.
Okay.
[00:40:57] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:40:58] Speaker B: Other Choices would be.
Yeah, would be an actress, Anita Gillette, who you don't know either, probably Anita Gillette.
[00:41:08] Speaker F: Yeah. I haven't shaved in days.
[00:41:09] Speaker E: Yeah,
[00:41:12] Speaker D: commercial.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: You know, I think you're all horrible.
[00:41:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: Then there's Julie Newmar, who's a real big sex symbol during my, my younger years.
Yeah, she's about 9ft tall and very attractive.
Okay, let me see now. That's it. Other than that or. It's either that or Shimon Peres, the Israeli Labour Party leader. We'll do Shimon Peres then.
[00:41:41] Speaker H: Okay.
[00:41:41] Speaker B: And hold on a minute while I get the total information on Shimon Perez here.
Okay, let's start with Jack. How old would you say he is?
[00:41:52] Speaker C: Oh,
[00:41:55] Speaker F: well, we know that he's some age.
[00:41:59] Speaker B: Yes, that's a good start. That's nice.
[00:42:02] Speaker F: He certainly was born a number of years ago.
[00:42:05] Speaker B: Yeah. And Wallace in Poland.
[00:42:08] Speaker E: Can't put one past him, huh, Jack,
[00:42:11] Speaker B: this guy's a little too sharp.
[00:42:12] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah.
[00:42:14] Speaker C: Is Simone Perez a native of Israel?
[00:42:17] Speaker B: No, no, he's born. He was born in Poland, so. Yeah. Do you know what a native. Do you know what a native of Israel is called? Somebody who was born there is really?
Well, Israeli. Israeli is right. But a Sabra S, A B, R, A. Yeah.
[00:42:33] Speaker C: How could an Irish girl from Boston know Zabra and you guys didn't?
[00:42:38] Speaker B: Because you happen to be a wondrous person, man. You are. You're a wondrous person.
[00:42:42] Speaker C: I've got a lot of, lot of nice Jewish friends.
[00:42:45] Speaker B: I just wish you dressed better.
[00:42:48] Speaker C: I'm not going to say I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot pole.
[00:42:52] Speaker D: Thank goodness.
[00:42:53] Speaker B: That's kind of, that's kind of a dramatic answer, isn't it?
Anyway, Jack, how old? Old.
[00:42:58] Speaker C: How old?
[00:42:59] Speaker B: Would I just ask her to dress better?
I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. What the hell kind of an answer is that?
[00:43:07] Speaker F: Maybe she's naked.
[00:43:08] Speaker B: Oh, I never thought of that.
Jack, what do you think? How old is she?
[00:43:16] Speaker F: Oh, 68.
[00:43:18] Speaker B: 68 is Shone Shimon Perez. He says 68. Okay. Tony, what do you think?
[00:43:25] Speaker E: Oh, I may be the leeching, festering parasite brother in Lawrence, but I'll say 67.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: I see. That was nice the way you worked. All those words that had no relationship at all to what we were talking about, that 68.
[00:43:42] Speaker E: Well, the last time Jack said 78, when I said 70, I was going to say. Oh, I see, I said 67.
[00:43:48] Speaker B: I see. That was.
[00:43:48] Speaker E: I have to explain myself all the time.
[00:43:50] Speaker B: No, that's.
[00:43:51] Speaker D: That's true.
[00:43:51] Speaker B: That's true. You're okay.
[00:43:52] Speaker E: Can't you be that understanding father that you always.
[00:43:55] Speaker B: I'm sorry, son.
[00:43:57] Speaker D: Mike, I think he's 65.
[00:44:03] Speaker B: Okay, Steve.
[00:44:05] Speaker D: Well, I'll say 62. No, 61.
[00:44:10] Speaker B: What do you think, Mark?
I'll go with 67 in May.
[00:44:15] Speaker C: 64.
[00:44:17] Speaker B: You just say that purposely to drive me crazy the way you speak. 64. You realize when you say 64, do you realize the only other thing is the fati foa when you say that, I get. Start getting goose pimples and I sweat.
Don't do that, May. Have mercy. Have God's sakes, have mercy.
That was acting.
Okay, okay. Shimon Perez, Israeli political leader, is a 68.
[00:44:46] Speaker D: I should have went with it.
[00:44:47] Speaker B: I know you should have. Jack said 68, and you were, you were very good, Tony. I appreciate the fact that you didn't want to guess exactly the same. And you, and you, you laid out another area for yourself.
Unfortunately, it was wrong.
[00:45:00] Speaker E: Exactly.
[00:45:01] Speaker B: But I admire, I admire the, the attitude that it took to do that.
[00:45:05] Speaker C: After all, you can't go on your brother in law's coattails forever.
[00:45:09] Speaker B: That's exactly what I was gonna say, May. And that's gonna be embroidered on my doily.
[00:45:13] Speaker F: You know, speaking of your brother in law's coattails, I saw my brother in law wearing my new overcoat the other day. I said, what are you doing with my new overcoat on? He said, I didn't want to get your new suit wet.
[00:45:26] Speaker B: This would be a great time to bring this whole thing to a conclusion.
[00:45:29] Speaker E: Anybody got any Alka Seltzer?
[00:45:33] Speaker B: I would say then that the winner of the game is still 1, 2, 3, 4. No, actually it's a tie between Tony and Jack.
[00:45:40] Speaker E: I got greedy and I lost.
[00:45:42] Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's okay. That's okay. You wouldn't have won anything anyway because you're an employee of Westinghouse and you know how they are about giving prizes to people who work for them. We gave you a job.
[00:45:53] Speaker E: Working for them is a prize.
[00:45:55] Speaker B: That's right. We gave you a job, didn't we? What else do you want, for God's sake?
[00:45:59] Speaker F: You want to get paid?
[00:46:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:46:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:46:01] Speaker B: You get your paycheck, don't you? Be grateful for that. And keep throwing yourself and keep throwing yourself at my feet and we don't have to go through all that.
One day they're going to listen to this program during the night and I'm a dead duck.
[00:46:16] Speaker C: Well, if that's what you want to call it, go ahead.
[00:46:20] Speaker B: Okay. What did you say?
[00:46:21] Speaker D: Steve, before I go, can I ask a stupid question?
[00:46:24] Speaker B: Well, I don't know.
[00:46:26] Speaker E: That'd be pretty easy.
[00:46:27] Speaker D: Yeah. Do you remember back when Tony Pepper was doing the news with Jack Williams?
[00:46:31] Speaker B: Yes, I do remember that.
[00:46:33] Speaker D: The morning guy and the weather guy were brothers. What were their last names?
[00:46:37] Speaker B: The morning guy and the weather guy were.
[00:46:38] Speaker D: Bro. Yeah, There was like a guy, the morning guy who did the news and then that night the weather guy. They were brothers and I forgot their last name.
[00:46:45] Speaker B: By morning, you mean like about 7:00 in the morning or 6.
[00:46:48] Speaker D: Yeah, 6:00 news.
[00:46:50] Speaker B: 6:00 news.
Who was that?
[00:46:52] Speaker E: It was Don Kent.
[00:46:53] Speaker D: In the morning?
[00:46:54] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:46:55] Speaker B: And he was a brother to somebody.
[00:46:56] Speaker D: Yeah, the Kent Don. And something else can't. He did the. To the news.
[00:47:02] Speaker B: Was there a Ken? I don't. I don't remember that. That, those, those guys at all. I remember Don Kent, obviously, but I don't remember another kid.
Arthur Kent is good.
Have you seen him do the morning show?
Monica Collins and the Herald yesterday had a story. She really. She really laced into him. I haven't really seen much of him. He looks like a pleasant enough little chat, but I don't know.
[00:47:29] Speaker C: Anyway, who's this Arthur?
[00:47:31] Speaker E: Ken, I think your husband.
[00:47:34] Speaker C: Yeah. No, he's asleep here. And he's not little.
[00:47:37] Speaker B: Is he a big. Is he a big fat blob? Is that what he is?
[00:47:40] Speaker C: No, no, he's a big man.
[00:47:42] Speaker E: Don't.
[00:47:43] Speaker B: Okay.
I feel that if you're going to ask a question, you know, just come right out with it.
Anyway, Jack is. Jack and Tony end up tied with five apiece.
[00:47:57] Speaker C: Congratulations.
Congratulations, gentlemen.
[00:48:00] Speaker B: Thank you. And for all of you who played
[00:48:01] Speaker D: the game, job well done.
[00:48:03] Speaker B: A job extremely well done. Any other station that would tackle this kind of a game probably would make a farce out of it.
[00:48:09] Speaker E: The new tag team champion.
[00:48:10] Speaker B: That's right. And we did very, very well.
[00:48:12] Speaker D: Or you could be the Heavyweight Indian Continental Champion.
[00:48:15] Speaker B: And May.
[00:48:17] Speaker C: Yes, girl.
[00:48:18] Speaker B: We'd most like to practice an inside crotch body lifting.
I thank you very much for taking part in all of this. Okay, dear, if you want to go kick your cat, that's okay.
[00:48:31] Speaker C: No, no, no. My cat is now in the middle of the bed.
[00:48:34] Speaker E: Go kick your husband.
[00:48:35] Speaker C: He's on the other side of the room.
[00:48:37] Speaker B: Is your husband in the same bed you were in?
[00:48:39] Speaker C: No, he's not. No, he's the other side of the room.
[00:48:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:48:42] Speaker D: Are you kidding?
[00:48:43] Speaker C: He would have pulled the phone out of the wall by now.
[00:48:45] Speaker B: Okay. You have twin Beds then.
[00:48:47] Speaker C: We do that.
[00:48:47] Speaker B: But he's in the same room.
[00:48:49] Speaker C: Oh yes.
[00:48:50] Speaker B: So all this talk he can hear.
[00:48:51] Speaker C: Oh no. I told you, he said. Oh.
[00:48:56] Speaker B: You didn't say what I just thought.
Okay, so you're, You're.
Would it be nice? Now here's a guy, he's. He's sleeping.
[00:49:06] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:07] Speaker B: And in the next bed is his wife and a cat and she's on the phone.
[00:49:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that's right.
[00:49:11] Speaker F: I don't know.
[00:49:12] Speaker B: That's a strange relationship.
[00:49:13] Speaker C: I do that all the time, you know.
Well, actually he wakes Angus up. That's my husband.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: Angus. Your husband's name is Angus?
[00:49:22] Speaker C: Angus, yeah.
That is so bad.
[00:49:29] Speaker D: You're really sick.
[00:49:30] Speaker E: And now.
Oh man.
[00:49:33] Speaker B: Hey, I want to thank you very much for playing the game with us. It's been lovely, lovely to have you.
[00:49:36] Speaker C: Okay, dear, take care.
[00:49:38] Speaker B: Bye bye now. Because we are running a little late now. Steve, thank you very, very much. Always a pleasure to talk with you.
[00:49:44] Speaker D: Of course, of course.
[00:49:46] Speaker B: Of course it is. Yeah.
[00:49:47] Speaker E: Good night.
[00:49:47] Speaker D: Stay in the ring.
[00:49:48] Speaker B: Okay. Stay in the ring. Okay, Mark, thank you very much. Carly. I appreciate the fact you called all the way from Auburn and this is going to cost you a ton of money. But I thank you for sticking with it.
[00:49:59] Speaker C: It was fun.
[00:50:00] Speaker D: It was real.
[00:50:00] Speaker B: Okay, thanks a lot. Bye bye now.
And Mike and Tony, thanks Noel.
[00:50:08] Speaker D: It's always our pleasure.
[00:50:10] Speaker B: It's a pleasure to talk with both
[00:50:11] Speaker E: of you tomorrow night.
[00:50:12] Speaker B: That's right too. With the fact. That's right. This very night. Overnight. We'll be back with another. That's right. With another fresher, wonderful show.
[00:50:20] Speaker E: Certainly.
[00:50:21] Speaker B: Okay, bye both you guys. And you too, Jack. Thanks a lot. We'll talk to you next time you
[00:50:26] Speaker F: want to do the 331.
[00:50:29] Speaker B: That'd be a great idea.
[00:50:31] Speaker G: The.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: I tell you what we'll do. We'll do the 3:31 just after the 4:00 clock news.
[00:50:36] Speaker F: Okay. I'll do two in a row.
[00:50:37] Speaker B: We can. Well, no, we don't have to do that.
We'll make an announcement. The.
The traffic report Normally heard at 3:30 will be heard at 5 after 4 this morning.
[00:50:48] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: In order that we might.
In order that we might what?
[00:50:53] Speaker D: I don't know.
[00:50:54] Speaker B: Let me. Let me get back to you.
Okay. I'll be back in just a moment and we will have the news coming up very soon, old sport.
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[00:52:02] Speaker B: Well sir, it's time to mosey on out to the news to see what's a going on.
See what's a going on. What is this anyway? This actually is the the Bob Raleigh show. That's so I don't feel so badly about screwing it all up because it's not my show anyway.
My name is Norm Nathan. I'll see you in a little bit.
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[00:52:39] Speaker A: What a blast from the past with that show from 35 years ago. Let's catch up on some more commercials before we say goodbye.
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[00:54:04] Speaker D: career
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[00:55:21] Speaker A: Closing the vault and leaving this world a little sillier than we found it. 4. Feeding Mae's cat Sedation. Stupid questions.
Being comatose. Thinking it was Monday. Good choices. Hating on Regis Philbin. Hating on Kathie Lee. Lusting on Kathie Lee. Slimfast. The inside crotch Body lift and slam and other wrestling moves. Dirty bathrobes and torn pajamas. Munchy short order cook Walter Lipschitz Consumed with food.
Squeezing Madonna's mole.
Divvying up the M and M. Knowing your own mind. Margherita Caparelli Getting smutty coonskin caps. Festering pussy sores. Big wheels, Ding dongs and yodels. Respectable scores. Breathing reason into a festering rat hole. Going out on a limb Doily Embroidery, greed.
Westinghouse employment is a prize all its own.
Pleasant little chaps.
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[00:57:00] Speaker B: One day they're going to listen to this program during the night, and I'm a dead duck.
