Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness

Hello, Ni Hao, Namaste and Selamat siang (suh-lah-mat see-ahng), to our new listeners in Singapore!

The first episode of 2023 brings us a DBG from January 2^nd, 1993. This one shall be titled: Punny New Year!

We're off to a bad start but Take 2 brings smooth sailing.

The Members of the Panel:

Mary in Somerville

Christopher in Boston

Addie

Lisa from Topsfield

Matt Phipps from Traffic, not working but on the phone

Jack Harte working in Traffic

And I’m producing and playing in studio

Norm has to reach into the Birthday Bag and pull-out names from the week:

‘Jailbird’ Jim Bakker – and boy, do we ‘cook up’ all sorts of jokes

Diahann Cannon and we have a ‘blast’ with this.

Jane Wyman

Tony Bennett

Woody Allen

Robert Duvall

Bonnie Franklin

Loretta Young – more pun with this one too!

And Kenny Loggins

Commercials:

Baby Gold Bond – Robin McEntire from Tracey CA and her now comfy, less irritated daughter

Lou Innis and his watch allergy for Gold Bond

Terrific Thursday’s with WBZ and the NE Aquarium

We’ve got a party package full of other silliness:

Mary, can you hear me?

Sensuous ear wax blowing and eye lash batting

Miss Downey, one of Norm’s teachers whom he had lust in his heart for. Realizing we have 12 yr old playing Norm apologizes but Chris doesn’t mind at all.

Jack Harte’s School of Cockamamie

Touch the radio and be healed!

Diahann Cannon’s daughter, Jennifer, is in the Teen Canteen audience

There’s an interesting technique on how you can surmise a woman’s age.

Religious incantations

Liberries on toosday and get some noosepapers

An important question is posed: Caledonia, Caldeonia what makes your big head so hard?

Gasps and Lulls

Christopher woke up from a bad dream three minutes before he called in but will not reveal the details to spare the audience from being frightened.

We get a descriptive explanation of Addie’s Birthday Game outfit

Selling Plumbing Supplies and Indian Blankets just outside of Fond du Lac, WI

Phony affectionate laughs

Lisa selling her previous prizes on the black market

Norm filling requests for his picture by sending the one that appeared in a 1948 National Geographic.

Hanging up on the host

Lustful dreams

And Norm closes with a very serious article from the California Avocado Media Bureau. However, those in Kansas City and Pittsburgh are not going to be happy about it.

Ep 120, Punny New Year, drops to your ears in 3, 2 and 1.

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