Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome to this special episode of Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness.
Today's treat is from sometime in June 1996, but don't hold me to it. The title traffic and Tabloids. It begins with two traffic reports. One from Jack Hart on WBZ and the other from Paul Drake on wbw. Both are sponsored by the Wiz. As in nobody beats the Wizard. And now ladies and gents, it's what you've all been waiting for. Tabloid news around the world and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network.
So many stories fill the airwaves for nearly 30 minutes and then Ann has a spicy story we never hear.
Grab your scorecard and get ready to keep track of all the silliness. Episode 290 Traffic and Tabloids sensationalizes its way to your ears in 3, 2 and 1
[00:01:02] Speaker B: on Boston area roadways. For anyone traveling in the expressway northbound and southbound, you're just going to find some light volume. Still a few people heading home from their holiday weekends. Sumner Tunnel is scheduled to close just about now. Two way traffic in the Callahan Tunnel will be your alternate route. We're waiting official confirmation on that and we'll keep you updated. Otherwise 128, 495 the mass bike all doing reasonably well. I'm Jack Hart, WBC 24 Hour Traffic Network. This traffic report brought to you by Nobody Beats the Wiz, the area's newest electronics and music mega store opening Thursday, June 6 on Route 1 south next to the Hilltop Steakhouse in Saugus. Nobody beats the Whiz and they prove it every day. Brought to you by Nobody Beats the Wiz. They are the area's newest electronic and music mega store open Thursday June 6 on Route 1 in Saugus next to the Hilltop Steakhouse in Saugus of all places. Nobody beats the Whiz and they prove it every day on Boston area roadway. Still waiting word as to whether the
[00:02:00] Speaker C: Sumner Tunnel will shut down for overnight work that is scheduled to shut down
[00:02:04] Speaker B: until about 5:32 way.
[00:02:06] Speaker C: Traffic in the Callahan will be your alternate route. We'll keep you updated. Otherwise the expressway northbound and southbound light to moderate volume. A few holiday people heading still heading home from their trips. Watch out for them. I'm Paul Drake, Boston's business station, wbnw.
Across the state, across the nation, across the globe. Tabloid news around the world and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network.
Couch potatoes are prime in Paris. Vintage virgin toys with tea and aliens. Beware. All these stories and more coming up in this edition of Tabloid News. Around the world and beyond. I'm Jack Hart.
In Istanbul, Turkey, cops are bewildered by a rash of reports that a young woman is raiding flower shops and eating roses. She's quite attractive, slender and polite, but she has an outrageous appetite for flowers, said a detective on the case. If she'd pay for them, there'd be no problem.
If all the blood vessels in a single human body were stretched end to end, they would form a rope that could wind around the earth at least once. Unless, of course, you're very, very large and then you can go to the moon. Alice In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, legislators are scheduled to vote on a proposed new law that would make it a crime for high school and college students to cheat on their exams and ordering that those college cheating be hanged.
Now I can't accidentally do one of things like that. In Brassov, Romania, Judas Iscariot, the turncoat disciple who betrayed Jesus, knew no peace after death and instead walked the earth for centuries as a vampire. That is the astounding claim of Professor Stefan Costacci, a respected expert on Slavic folklore. My research indicates that the historical Judas not only became a vampire, but by infecting others produced a blood drinking cult that survived arrived into the 19th century, declared the noted scholar.
Professor Costa. Che began to develop his theory six years ago after stumbling across the legend of the children of Judas. This is a clan of vampires distinguished by their red hair, found in the folktales of Serbia, Bulgaria and Romania. He explained there were believed to be the spawn of Judas, whose hair was, according to legend, also red. The children were said to drain victims with a single bite or kiss and leave a scar in the shape of a triple x symbolizing the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas for betraying Christ. Professor Costa C later uncovered proof proof of truth behind the myth. A French document written in 1812 states that a troop traveling through the Balkans engaged in a fierce battle with a band of red headed vampires and managed to wipe them out. He revealed as they stalked the leader, he cried that he was glad to have been given peace at last because he was the great traitor.
Of course, it's also possible that he was the great traitor and was toting a lot of wares that that army could have used. But although the Bible never states Judas became a vampire refers the existence of the creatures, noted the experts. According To Proverbs, chapter 30, verse 13, there is a generation whose teeth are the swords and their jaws, teeth, jaw, teeth as knives to devour the poor from off the the earth and the needy from among men.
You too can Be a reporter for Tabloid News around the World and Beyond. If you know of anyone or anything slightly or quite a bit offbeat or anything absolutely normal insane that we can twist and maim and look ugly just like the big news agencies, send it to us here at Tabloid News around the World and Beyond. And you're of the Talking Information Center, P.O. box 519, Marshfield, MA 02050.
Revolutionary War hero George Washington was not only the father of our country and half the neighborhood, in his spare time, he loved to play little games and is even credited with inventing what is known today as kick tack toe.
Here's a shocker for you. High school girls get about five times as many warts as boys, and it's all because it's in their minds. They think that they will have warts, and so they get them. You must think, I don't have warts. I don't have warts. I don't have warts.
A college professor wants to know if there is any really if there are really any space aliens living on other planets. And he needs your help. Dr. H. Paul Shush is hoping to recruit thousands of people all over the world to join his search for a signal sent to Earth by aliens. Shush heads an organization called Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, or seti.
SETI in some instances. And they're signing up regular folk all over the globe to use their TV satellite dishes to scan the skies for signals from other worlds. I feel we have every bit as much chance of success as the world's biggest radio telescope, says Dr. Shush of Pennsylvania. Under his direction, SETI is helping amateur scientists everywhere to convert their TV satellite dishes into trekking stations to receive communications from other extraterrestrial civilizations. All that is needed a satellite TV dish, a suitable feed horn, a low noise preamp, a microwave download converter, whole bunch of other technical things that I can't pronounce, and some signal processing software. SETI officials recently launched their worldwide effort. With 5,000 dishes, we could pretty much cover the whole sky, said Professor Sh.
Unlike virtually every other country in the world, France has no original vampire legends or traditions. Apparently, they don't know anything about Judas. This is so unusual that famed vampire hunter Montague Summers concluded that a deliberate cover up has taken place. And that's why he has to keep on traveling. At least that's what he's been telling his wife. That's what the COVID up taking place is. He's off to Italy and England and Switzerland and Germany dallying with some of the damsels telling us why there are no vampires in France. An elderly woman shocked her neighbors when she married a 17 year old boy who cuts her lawn and does other household chores too numerous to mention. Barbara Smith, 80, had never been married before and even confided to close friends that she was still a virgin who had been saving herself for a wrinkly old marriage. She and her new husband, Thomas Ritchie, were married by a justice of the peace after church officials in Perth, Australia, refused to officiate at their wedding. I don't care what anybody thinks, says Barbara. I'm very much in love with Tommy and he loves me too. Why does everybody get all hung up on our ages? I just thank God that such a wonderful man was brought into my life. I never thought I'd marry because I never met the right man until Tommy. Barbara's toy boy hubby, says he's sure their marriage will last until she's dead, which should be anytime now.
He ran into a friend of his who also married a rich old widow. He asked her what happened to her. He said she died eating poison mushrooms and then I married another rich old widow. He was asked what happened to her. She said she died eating poison mushrooms and then he said he had married a third old woman and his friend said, how did she die? Poison mushrooms and no frying pan. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
According to government statistics, over 100 people in the United States last year were killed by typewriters falling on their head.
Put an asterisk next to that.
Tune in every Tuesday morning at 8:30, every Friday evening at 9:45 to tabloid news around the World and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network. All the news you can use to get you through your week and weekend. Tabloid News around the World and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network Every Tuesday morning at 8:30, every Friday evening at 9:45. Heard locally on the Talking Information center in Paris. French women prefer couch potatoes over super hunks with bodies like Greek gods, says an amazing new survey. Just one in 100 women seeks an ambitious man, and only one in 20 said professional success is an important trait, according to a poll of 300 women by the publishing firm Harlequin Harlequin Court Jester France.
They rate a sense of humor over an Adonis body and prefer a couch potato with little professional ambition to a super lover with driving ambition. And they prefer men who smell as opposed to ones who don't smell because they'd never know if anything was burning. If you can't beat them, join them. And that's exactly what our scientists are doing. They're making their own flying saucer. For years, many spacecraft engineers didn't build believe real flying saucers could exist because spacecraft need a sharp point to overcome ear resistance. But UFO aliens must have taught them a lesson. NASA is now taking the idea of flying saucers seriously and is even considering replacing the current fleet of space shuttles with them in the next century. According to New Scientist magazine, aerospace engineers are already at work experimenting with the idea of using wind tunnels and microwave beams. The idea is to beam a ray of microwave into the sky. The tip of the beam becomes hot as the molecules break down forming a gas. The gas then sucks the flying saucer out into space. Scientists say the saucer shaped craft could blast off into space at 25 times the speed of sound. There would never be the problem of running out of fuel. The cost of these vehicles would be about a thousand times less than today's launches expect. Experts aren't sure if they could outperform the UFO seen by witnesses over the years. But they could come close and may eventually catch up. But it will be years before the first model is off the production line.
Shucks. And I wanted one.
Contrary to popular belief, the guillotine was not invented in France. We're back to France again. And French physician Josephine was not its inventor. The head chopping execution machine has been employed in Germany, Scotland, England and elsewhere for centuries under various names. When Dr. Guillotine suggested its use in France at the time of the French Revolution, some of the other names that it's been known under is cheese cutter, Cheese cutter in England or sometimes cheddar cutter and cheese cutter in Germany.
Historians have determined that the innocent rhyme eeny meeny miny moe used by kids across America to select whose image it in tag originated in a chant used by ancient pagans to choose a human sacrifice.
A recent survey shows most Americans believe the world is less than 2,000 years old. Six out of 10 adults questioned it on in an on street poll said 1996 represents the number of years since the world began and many of the million year old bones that they have found are just leftover from space. Aliens with takeout Scientific sleuths say they have located the Garden of Eden on the shores of the Red Sea in Africa.
Following biblical scriptural and historical clues, the international team has pinpointed mankind's first home near what is now Djibouti, a tiny country where the Gulf of Aden enters the Red Sea.
And there was an earthquake there not too long ago, many people were talking about the fact that there was a shake in Djibouti.
American Frank Jackson, an expert in ancient Middle Eastern history and the team's leader, says evidence in the search was gathered from texts, scrolls, inscriptions on tombs and even crumbling city walls more than 8,000 years old. We started with Genesis and progressed through ancient Sumerian, Acadian, and Babylonian records, Dr. Jackson explains. The easiest part, he says, was identifying the Land of Nod. Nobody there could hold their head.
And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord and dwelt in the Land of Nod on the east of Eden. The Land of Nod, the researchers learned, was the ancient name for the city in the southwest corner of the Arabian Peninsula, in the general area of what is now the People's Democratic Republican of Yemen, Sheikh Djibouti.
But the search stalled there for years as Jackson and his colleagues tried to locate a place called Telazar and see what he has to say. The Bible refers to Salazar as the home of the children of Eden, he says. In Kings, chapter 19, verse 20, there is the passage, have the gods of the nations delivered them which my fathers have destroyed as Gozan and Haran and Rezep as the children of Eden, which is Telazar.
And Isaiah, chapter 37, chapter 12, there is exactly the same passage they found reference to Gozan, Haran, rezept in Babylonian and Akkadian writings, but no tell Azar.
The map not only included the three cities they'd previously located, but it also showed Telazar on the Red Sea coast of modern Ethiopia. Now buried under 40ft of sand and rock, the once busy seaport was ancient by the time of Solomon, about 900 B.C. the records show the Queen of Sheba embarked from Telazar from Jerusalem when she visited Solomon. The ships bearing gold from the Hebrew king's African mines also passed in through the city. As luck would have it, many texts and artifacts were removed from the ruins of Telazar around 350 BC and preserved in archives by the biblical Shebans, says Barak Dayan, an Israeli archaeologist who joined the team six years ago. The final clue was found amongst records that the Ethiopian scholars claim date back to the time of the Queen, when Ethiopia was known as Sheba. Both Sheba and even mentioned in the Old Testament in Ezekiel, in the Haran and Chana and Eden, the merchants of Sheba azure Kilmad were thy merchants, Diane quoted. We found the Garden of Eden, but I think we're going to find the Tree of Life there. As well, for the 10th time this year.
Need to think, stand up. If you need to make a quick decision, be sure to stand up because people really do think quicker on their feet, a new Harvard study shows. Computer breakdown more often.
Computers break down more often during the full moon than any other time, says baffled experts, but they haven't got a clue as to why. And finally, on Tabloid News around the World and beyond with Jack out on the Broadcast network and Plovdiv, Bulgaria, scientists at Karl Marx University here say they've developed a turnip that grows 18 pounds or more and tastes like watermelon.
I'm Jack Hart saying have a tabloid news and a tabloid day. You've been listening to Tabloid News around the World and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network, purely for entertainment purposes only.
[00:17:34] Speaker B: Across the state, across the nation, across the globe. Tabloid News around the World and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network.
Chili dipping is cool beans, the pearly gates are pictured, and vampires can progenerate. All these stories and more coming up in this edition of Tabloid News around the World and Beyond. I'm Jack Hart.
Home is where the hurt is, especially if you're a do it yourselfer. Thousands of people are killed or injured every year by accidents in their homes, a shocking new survey reveals. Heading the list of top 10 home horrors are ladders, with thousands of do it yourselfers hurt in falls. Second on the list is knives, followed by saws, shoes, screwdrivers, beds, drills, wrenches, sofas and ovens. Even clothing can get you in trouble. Hundreds of accidents were reported involving slacks, usually with zippers. There were also mishaps due to renegade slippers and piles of ironing.
Ironing.
In a single day, the average American sees or hears 560 advertisements that's brought to you by the American Advertising Council in Berlin, Germany. A praying mantis that plays chopsticks on the piano, a team of termites, stallions that pull a tiny, elegant coach, and cockroaches that carry out simple household chores. These are some of the incredible insect performers trained by Hans Kunheim, owner of the Marvelous Fly Traveling Circus. The 200 plus insects in his troop, ranging from ordinary carpenter ants to exotic African beetles, have delighted audiences across Europe with their amazing antics for 27 years.
From his potato bug trash peas artist to his juggling grasshoppers, Mr. Kuenheim shows. Mr. Kunheim's show is sheer magic, wrote journalist Jan Spindler, reviewing the three week engagement of the circus for a Berlin newspaper. Kunheim, 48, was inspired by the old flea circuses that were common in his youth. It was my dream to create my own circus using a variety of insects from all over the world, he said. He began collecting bugs of various kinds, first put them on stage in 1969. Training an insect, which takes many months, involves the use of food as a reward and mild electric shock as punishment. Even the simplest of God's creatures is capable of learning, giving patience, and given patience and proper reinforcement, declared Kunheim. The results are extraordinary, says reviewer Spindler. One of the most remarkable acts is the praying mantis, which does a flawless rendition of chopping chopsticks and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
At another point, the unit of army ants march in formation, then spell out the word teamwork, just like a marching band. But without a doubt, the act which garners the most applause is the cockroach maid. This delightful creature has been trained to clean the kitchen of a small dollhouse. It carefully removes crumbs from a toaster and places them in a garbage pail, mops the floor with a tiny mop, even pushes a tiny vacuum cleaner. Now the insect impresario has his sight on a new goal. But he training a large number of cockroaches for use by homemakers, predicts Kunheim. Soon every housewife will have cockroaches in her kitchen, not as pests but as useful household servants.
Around my house they'll be able to run a small factory. Some folks say what they think. Others have friends.
You, too, can be a reporter for Tabloid News around the World and Beyond. If you know of anyone or anything slightly or quite a bit offbeat or anything absolutely normal that we can in twist and maim and look ugly just like the big news agencies send it to us here at Tabloid News around the World and beyond, and care of Jack Hart and the Talking Information Center, P.O. box 519, Marshfield, MA 02050.
Jaws, the Peter Benchley blockbuster filmed in 1975, includes a scene where the citizens of Amity are celebrating the Fourth of July. Unfortunately, the scene was shot in May, and there were no leaves in the trees.
Contrary to popular belief, vampires can make love to humans and even produce babies. According to gypsy folklore, a male vampire has an irresistible compulsion to have sex with his wife upon first returning from the grave. If the woman becomes pregnant, the result of the unearthly union is known as a dhampir. These human vampire hybrids are said to have physical strength and sensory abilities far beyond those of normal mortals, as well as an inborn hatred of bloodsuckers. They are highly valued as vampire hunters.
Hey, I'M going out to look for Pop. He's sucking some more blood, I think I heard one of them say. The last shuttle mission returned to Earth with a mysterious seed filled pod attached to the spacecraft. And NASA scientists are attempting to hatch the alien life form even though it could be a threat threat to human life. The American government officially denies the existence of the extraterrestrial seed. However, a Soviet scientist insists a massive cover up is underway to prevent the public from panicking. Dr. Sergei Viskovsky warns that the space seed may have the potential to destroy our world. Our fear is that some sort of alien virus or germ, for which we have no cure, will ravage the planet, says the worried Russian. For all we know, the seed could hatch into something which could attack the population in a way much more deadly than anything we know today.
The seeds could prove to be harmless plants or trees, but they may also be the eggs of some horrible creature that will hunt down humans for food. Soviet officials strongly urge NASA to take every possible precaution while nurturing the seeds.
Spokesman at the Johnson Space center in Houston, Texas scoff at reports of the seed, but a high ranking insider says the story is true. The who spoke only under the guarantee that his name would not be published, says the shuttle crew did not know that they were transporting the super hard pod back to Earth. The grayish pod was found stuck to the shuttle's outer skin during a routine post flight inspection. We couldn't believe it survived the intense heat of the shuttle's atmosphere into the earth, says the source. It was about four times the size of a chicken egg and the grayish silver in color and boy was it hard.
We had to use diamond tipped saws to remove it from the underbelly of the ship. A diamond drill bit was then used to open the pod and two dozen seeds are white and egg shaped, about the size of small petals. Whoever attached the seed pod to the shuttle had a purpose. I hope it's not to conquer the Earth, according to the insiders.
In Genoa, Italy, rich fun lovers who live along the Italian Riviera are indulging in a wild fad called chili dipp, sloshing around nude in a hot tub filled with chili con carne. It's relaxing and healthy, said Maria Vignotta, a popular hostess whose parties are the talk of Europe. At the end of a long day, I like to reward myself and my guests by unwinding in a nice steaming tub of good thick chili. Doctors say there's no evidence that the popular Southwestern dish has any curative or health giving powers, but it's great on a hot dog while you're naked.
History's first recorded labor strike took place in 1160 B.C. when laborers on Pharaoh Ramsay III's tomb walked out, demanding shorter hours.
A staggering 42 million square miles of Earth's surface is covered by a constant blanket of snow, and if all the snow trapped by glaciers melted, the level of the world's oceans would ris 200ft, flooding cities all over the world.
A magic spot between your thumb and finger can be used to cure nausea, research shows, if you use acupressure there to settle your stomach. Acupressure is dramatically effective in relieving nausea, new medical studies show. To get relief, simply locate the spot in the fleshy area at the base of your left thumb and forefinger, then massage the flesh with the fingers of your right hand. In one study, 105 patients who suffered nausea and vomiting from cancer treatment despite taking anti nausea medicine were treated with acupressure. They continued taking their anti nausea medicine, but they also stimulated the specific acupressure point on their left hand for about five minutes a day. The results 63% reported no sickness for at least eight hours following the acupressure treatment and 32% reported feeling much better although they still had some sickness, said noted French anesthesiologist Dr. Jean Durant in a study of morning sickness in women pregnant women, 119 women were taught how to give themselves acupressure, using their fingers to massage the spot on the hand. A second group of 112 women was given the same instructions, except they were asked to press a dummy pressure point above the elbow, which has no effect on nausea. Nausea. They were yakking their guts up for hours.
In Auckland, New Zealand, hapless George Mason had a good job feeding plastic scraps into a mechanical shredder until the machine caught hold of his overalls and castrated him before he could pull himself free. The manufacturer is now considering installing a special guard and equipment to prevent future accidents and hiring men with not so big overalls. In Padang, Indonesia, short, homely bachelor Emir Sihan couldn't get a date until a witch gave him a magic potion and he ended up marrying four beautiful girls. Unfortunately, 26 year old Amir has been arrested for bigamy. It was also big of the four women.
Tune in every Tuesday morning at 8:30 every Friday evening at 9:45 to tabloid news around the world and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast Network. All the news you can use to get you through Your week and weekend tabloid news around the world and beyond with Jack Hart on the Valiant Broadcast network every Tuesday morning at 8:30, every Friday evening at 9:45. Heard locally on the Talking Information center in Birmingham, England. Just when you thought government couldn't get any goofier, British bureaucrats have decided to shell out more than $1 million a year to keep their country's biggest boozers drunk. And as skunks researchers were here are recruiting 500 hard guzzling guys and gals who agree to stay stewed to the gills for the next 10 years at the taxpayer's expense. Male volunteers will be forced to toss back the equivalent of 50 drinks or more each week. Women will have to wet their whistles to the tune of at least 35 shots.
And Beady eyed researchers will be looking over their shoulders day and night to make sure some shirker doesn't try to to skip a drink somewhere along the line. Like that's gonna happen.
The purpose of the study is to determine the effects of long term drinking on people from all walks of life, insisted a spokesman for the British Department of Health. And who knows, we may find that heavy drinking is actually good for you in ways we never dreamed of.
Yes, it'll make ugly women look better. Oh no, that's terrible. The human body has what about 1001280 under necessary parts? The useless features include such exotic organs as the appendix, the muscle used for wiggling the ears, incredibly, a third eye in the skull. Experts say the spare parts were probably useful at one time, but have become unnecessary as man has developed to such a fine thing as we have today in Anxi, China. Three hapless housewives in this remote mountain village were sentenced to eight agonizing weeks in a makeshift pillory after contact caught them gossiping. These poor ladies have to stand 24 hours a day with their heads poking through a pillory that looks like it's made out of someone's back door, said British businessman Morris Donnelly, who witnessed the woman's flight during a recent visit. Here they get 10 minutes to eat and go to the bathroom twice a day. That's all man. The rest of the time they just stand, stand, stand in the public with their heads sticking through the boards.
It's hard to believe that in this day and age people are being punished so cruelly for something as harmless as goss. But in isolated Yangzi and other distant villages of northern China, malicious gossip is considered a crime as heinous as growing pot or pilfering a neighbor's pig. And of course we know how heinous pot can be. Might as well let them be alcoholics instead. Gossip makes us suspicious of one another and destroys the fabric of our society, said Aung Zi village leader.
But it's got to be awfully painful
[00:31:00] Speaker C: standing there all day long.
[00:31:02] Speaker B: And probably the most painful part is they can't utter a word to until their sentence is over and no one can say a word to them. So I'm sure by now they're just dying to catch up on the gossip and tell their neighbors how badly each one started to smell.
At any given moment, the human body can admit as many as 14 separate and distinct smells, doctors tell us. Speaking of such things, in Washington, NASA scientists are studying hundreds of amazing images sent to Earth by the Hubble Telescope and will soon announce the pictures of the first ever photographs of heaven. That's the word from author and researcher Marsha Mason, who quoted highly placed NASA insiders as having said that the telescope beamed the photos back to the command center at Goddard Space center in Greenbelt, Maryland on March 26. The pictures clearly show a vast white city floating eerily in the blackness of space.
An important new study confirms what moms and school teachers have been denying for years. An afternoon snack of candy or potato chips improves concentration and helps kids do better in more than 56,000 trained pigeons used to carry messages in World War II, and several were even awarded medals for gallantry under fire. And finally, each week, American cows belch up an incredibly 184,569 tons of methane gas, enough to boil 800 million gallons of water.
This is Jack Hart saying have a tabloid news and a tabloid day. You have been listening to Tabloid news around the World and beyond with Jack Hart and the Valiant Broadcast Network purely for entertainment.
[00:32:35] Speaker C: Hello, this is Ann bringing you.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: I see schedule.
[00:32:38] Speaker A: Well, well, Anne, you saucy wench, let me know what you thought of this episode, comment or even email me at Norm Nathan V O S for Vault of Selena's v o s gmail.com there just may be more of this in the Vault, which, by the way, it's time to close and leave this world a little sillier than we found.
For wbz, wbnw, the Wiz, the Valiant Broadcast Network, Paul Drake, Jack Hart and entertaining tabloid news from around the world and beyond. I'm Tony Nesbitt.
[00:33:14] Speaker B: You have been listening to Tabloid News around the World and beyond with Jack Hart and the Valiant Broadcast Network purely for entertainment.
