Norm Nathan’s Vault of Silliness w/Tony Nesbitt - Ep289 - Wolfie’s Waistline

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome back to Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness. Today we have a dumb birthday game for May 30, 1992, which shall be titled Wolfie's Waistline. The players, Florence from North Carolina. Wolfe, Pete and Lawrence. Al from Framingham, Jack Hart in traffic. And I'm producing and playing in studio. The birthdays. Michael J. Pollard, Clint Walker. Why Nona Judd. Then we move on to May 31 for Clint Eastwood, Sharon Gless, Joe Namath, Brook Shields, Norman Vincent Peale and Tom Beringer. We are also lucky enough to get some commercials. Ask a nurse. Journey beyond the Dinosaurs. The New Hampshire State liquor outlets and wine specialty stores. Memorial Day weekend sale and Liberty Chevrolet and RV Center. There's also a single post game call and it's an interesting one from dawn in Fernia, Ontario, Canada. Episode 289, Wolfie's waistline stretches its way to your ears. [00:01:07] Speaker B: Now. Okay, we're gonna play the dumb birthday game. And let's see who we have playing the game with us. Oh, we have our friend Florence from North Carolina. Hi. [00:01:18] Speaker C: Hi there. [00:01:18] Speaker D: How are you? [00:01:20] Speaker B: Just fine, thank you. It's nice of you to. To hang in there for the game. [00:01:23] Speaker C: Well, you know, I like. I like to talk to you. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Okay, we have Wolfie. Hello, Wolfie. [00:01:33] Speaker D: Hello there, Normie. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Oh, hello. And we have Pete, who's up in Lawrence. [00:01:38] Speaker E: Hi, Noel. Hello. [00:01:40] Speaker B: And we also have Al, who's out in Framingham. [00:01:44] Speaker E: Hi, Norm. [00:01:44] Speaker B: Yes. Hi, Al. And we also have. Oh, we have Jack Hart, who's on the line with us. Hello. How you doing, Jack? [00:01:54] Speaker F: I'm well. [00:01:54] Speaker B: And you? Oh, you're doing, you're doing the dialect too, eh? Okay. Is that you? Is that you, Wolfie? Is that the way this thing is gonna go? [00:02:04] Speaker D: That was Jack, I believe. [00:02:06] Speaker F: No, it wasn't me. [00:02:07] Speaker E: It wasn't you? Well, it wasn't me. [00:02:11] Speaker B: Was it you, Al? [00:02:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:13] Speaker B: Was you? You're going to do funny voice things from here on? [00:02:16] Speaker D: No. [00:02:19] Speaker B: What's. What's your regular voice sound like, Al? Can you talk in your regular voice? [00:02:22] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:02:23] Speaker B: Okay. You're not going to act silly, are you? [00:02:27] Speaker E: Nope. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Okay. And of course we. In just a second, we'll be talking with Tony Nesbitt, who is our producer and who'll be. Is part of all of this as well. Well, that's the rumor. I. I don't know. I think it's a rumor that was set into motion by. By probably some. Some nasty people. By you, I guess. That was it. I was. That's what I was trying to Think of. [00:02:50] Speaker G: Yes. [00:02:51] Speaker B: Okay. How you doing, Tony? [00:02:53] Speaker G: I'm doing okay. How are you? [00:02:54] Speaker B: I don't know why I asked you that. We've been working together for the past couple hours or so, but that's the way they do it in showbiz. Okay. We have just a few birthdays today that. This would be Saturday, May 30th. And then, so we'll pick up some birthdays for Sunday. Also May 31, the very last day of the month. Today, for example, Michael J. Pollard. You all know who Michael J. Pollard is? [00:03:18] Speaker G: Heard of the name? [00:03:19] Speaker B: I'm trying to remember. [00:03:21] Speaker F: CW Mess in Bonnie and Clyde. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You know, there was one movie. I thought he was particularly funny. Remember the Russians are Coming. The Russians Are Coming With Carl Reiner. Yeah. And a whole bunch of people. Alan Arkin was. And the woman who I love. Real class act, lady. [00:03:40] Speaker G: Which one is that, Norm? You love so many? [00:03:42] Speaker B: No, this is one who's been around for a while. She's closer to my age, say, than Lucy Johnson is. Although I love Lucy Johnson, too. You know, that Saint Marie. Eve Saint Marie. Remember, she was. She played the part of Eve of Carl Reiner's wife. [00:04:01] Speaker G: Okay. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Anyway. And Parker Fenley was in it, too. Parker Fenley, who used to do the New England accent and. But Michael J. Pollard was in that. He worked at the airport where the Russians were supposed to land. And he was out there and he was wiping his nose. Do you recall that? [00:04:18] Speaker F: I'm on the air right now. [00:04:19] Speaker E: Okay. [00:04:22] Speaker G: He was answering a call. [00:04:23] Speaker B: He was answering a telephone. Oh, pardon me. Yeah, but people call you out there during the night, huh? [00:04:28] Speaker F: Well, that's how we gain our information. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Oh, I see. So what'd you do? Say, I'm on the air, busy trying to make a. Trying to do a game here? I said get out of here. [00:04:37] Speaker F: Who cares about the road? [00:04:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. Who cares about that nine car pile up? I haven't got time right now. Okay. Michael J. Pollard. Florence, what do you. How old do you think he is today? [00:04:46] Speaker C: Oh, about 54. [00:04:48] Speaker B: 54. You know who he is then, don't you? [00:04:50] Speaker C: I sort of. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:52] Speaker D: I've seen him in a rerun. [00:04:54] Speaker B: You've seen him in a rerun, eh? [00:04:56] Speaker C: Oh, we get a lot of them down here. [00:05:00] Speaker B: Well, I wish I lived in North Carolina. Then we hardly get any at all. It's. It's really sad. Wolfie, what do you say? [00:05:06] Speaker D: Well, let's go for 49. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Jeez. [00:05:12] Speaker G: Let's go for Falkland. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Pete. What do you say? How old is Michael? 58, you'll say 58. Okay. And what do you say, Al? [00:05:22] Speaker E: 59. [00:05:23] Speaker B: 59. Jack. [00:05:26] Speaker F: He's in one of my favorite Star Trek episodes. [00:05:29] Speaker B: Is he? [00:05:30] Speaker F: Yeah, I would say more like 43. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Okay. And Tony? [00:05:39] Speaker G: 45. [00:05:40] Speaker B: 45. Wanna boost yourself? That's good. 45. Okay. The actual age of Michael Pollard is 53. And so Florence, who said 54 was the very closest to it. So Florence wins that first round. Congratulations, Florence. You're okay. [00:05:58] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:05:59] Speaker B: My pleasure. Okay, how about Clint Walker, the actor born on May 30, also in Hartford, Illinois? [00:06:10] Speaker G: I don't know that name. [00:06:11] Speaker B: Clint Walker. I'm trying to think of what he [00:06:13] Speaker E: was in Cheyenne, I think. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Yeah, Cheyenne. [00:06:16] Speaker E: Yeah, he was in Cheyenne. [00:06:19] Speaker C: He looks a little bit like Dirty Harry. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Oh, like Clint Eastwood. Yeah. Okay, because we're gonna guess Clint Eastwood's age too. But let's guess Clint Walker's age first. How old do you think he is, Tony? [00:06:34] Speaker G: Thanks. Well, if he looks like Eastwood. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Huh? No, no, I didn't say he looked like he. [00:06:39] Speaker G: No, someone said. [00:06:40] Speaker B: Oh, that's right too. Yeah, that's right, somebody did say that. [00:06:43] Speaker C: Well, I mean the walk, you know, the walk. [00:06:47] Speaker B: You know, the walk. He walks. [00:06:48] Speaker F: So his feet are like Clint Eastwood. [00:06:50] Speaker G: Yeah. So he doesn't. When did he look like Clint Eastwood? [00:06:52] Speaker B: How about that? [00:06:53] Speaker G: Back in the 70s. [00:06:56] Speaker C: Some cow, some shoot him up, some spaghetti movie. And he had this big great coat on, you know, with the boots. [00:07:02] Speaker G: Oh, that Clint. [00:07:03] Speaker B: Okay, okay, I. [00:07:07] Speaker G: Nothing on that sheet. I know him except that he's Betty's [00:07:11] Speaker B: an actor born in Hartford, Illinois. Yes, that's all the information. [00:07:15] Speaker G: Well, I'll say. Well, this is probably way off basing on Clint Eastwood. I'll say he's 58. [00:07:22] Speaker B: 58. Okay. And what do you say, Jack? [00:07:25] Speaker F: 63. [00:07:26] Speaker B: 63. And Al 62. 62. And Pete? [00:07:32] Speaker E: I'll say that's around 60. [00:07:34] Speaker B: 60. [00:07:35] Speaker D: Okay, Wolfie, the $64 question. [00:07:39] Speaker B: 64. I assume that's your answer, is that correct? [00:07:42] Speaker E: That is it. [00:07:43] Speaker B: Okay. And Florence? [00:07:45] Speaker E: 53. [00:07:46] Speaker B: 53. Okay. The actual age of Clint Walker is 65. [00:07:52] Speaker E: Oh. [00:07:53] Speaker B: So. [00:07:53] Speaker C: Wow. [00:07:56] Speaker G: Oh, geez. [00:07:58] Speaker F: Hey, I thought the princess was going to be playing. [00:08:02] Speaker B: She. Yeah, she kind of got tuckered out. She realized because we were only planning to talk for about an hour or two and she very nicely stayed an extra hour and she figured one more hour was pushing it a little bit too much. She was getting a little sleepy. I see. So I have a feeling. [00:08:18] Speaker C: And she probably had to drive anyway. [00:08:20] Speaker B: She had to drive home. That's Correct. And she's driving home right now and she may even be listening to us. So if there's anything you want to say to her on the way home. I know there's something I want to say. Drive, drive. Drive slowly, Lucy, because I love you, baby. [00:08:35] Speaker G: She's listening to how this game is going now. [00:08:37] Speaker B: She probably just rolled down. [00:08:38] Speaker G: She probably falls asleep. [00:08:39] Speaker B: She probably rolled down the window and said, you know, try to get some air to feel better after that nauseating comment. But anyways, it was fun having it. [00:08:47] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:08:47] Speaker G: You know, you try to tempt the people on by saying, oh, we play at three o'. Clock. Oh, sure, I'll come in and play then by three o'. [00:08:53] Speaker B: Clock. And then they say, well, it starts at three. [00:08:55] Speaker E: Three. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:08:56] Speaker G: They're going to be until four. [00:08:57] Speaker B: So they get a little tuckered out by then. How about Winona Judd of the the Judge? So the mother and daughter combination. I can. I'll tell you. I'll give you, you know, which one is. Why not. She's the daughter. [00:09:09] Speaker G: The one who's continuing the career. [00:09:10] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. Okay. And we'll start with you, Pete. You like country and western? The Judge, you know them? [00:09:18] Speaker E: I don't know the Judge, but I do like country and western. I've heard of them. [00:09:22] Speaker B: Okay. Wynonna Judd, she's the daughter. She and her mother made up the Judge. Her mother has been ill [00:09:30] Speaker G: and. [00:09:30] Speaker B: But. And so she's retiring. Wynonna is still in the business. 28. Okay. And what do you say, Al? [00:09:42] Speaker E: 42. [00:09:43] Speaker B: 42. And Florence? [00:09:46] Speaker C: 33. Tony? [00:09:51] Speaker G: 20. [00:09:53] Speaker E: 28. [00:09:55] Speaker B: 28. Okay. Wolfie? What do you say, Wolfie? [00:10:00] Speaker D: My waist size? [00:10:03] Speaker E: 30. [00:10:04] Speaker B: 30? You say 30. Your waist size has been 30. [00:10:08] Speaker G: That was your waist size at conception. [00:10:12] Speaker B: He was a. Yeah, he was at the end of his second trimester or something. His waist size. [00:10:19] Speaker D: Want to know is. Everybody knows where the naked eye was. Downtown Boston. How many people can tell me where Albiani's rest was? [00:10:28] Speaker B: Well, we're doing another game now, Wolfie. Thanks very much. It's a good quiz question. Yeah. Jack, how old is Winona Judd? We'll pretend that Wolfie never said anything. [00:10:40] Speaker F: That'll be for divey bar trivia. I'll say just 30. [00:10:47] Speaker E: Okay. [00:10:47] Speaker B: I'll be honest. Wasn't really a divey bar. Was there kind of a divey restaurant that was one of these. We call them a fast food thing in a sense now. Okay. The actual age of Winona Judd is 28. And so, Tony. All right. And Pete, who both guessed 28. Hit it right on the button. [00:11:06] Speaker G: Thanks, Pete. [00:11:07] Speaker E: That was just a guess with me. [00:11:08] Speaker B: That was just a guess with probably Tony too. Why am I talking like that? Okay, here, here. Now those. Those will be birthdays for today. I'll give you a couple for people born on May 31st. Al, if you could just try to hold back the wild ribald humor of yawning into the telephone. And I know it certainly tickles our fancy, but we would appreciate that. [00:11:34] Speaker D: I wish it wouldn't tickle my fancy. [00:11:37] Speaker B: Oh, shut up. [00:11:38] Speaker G: You know, I kind of fancy a tickle. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Okay. Born on. Born on May 3rd, 31st, the very last day of the month, which would be Sunday, was Clint Eastwood. If you can stay awake long enough, Al, to guess the age of Clint Eastwood on that day, we would certainly appreciate him be just as grateful to you. [00:11:59] Speaker E: 72. [00:12:00] Speaker B: 72. Clint Eastwood. Sorry, 72. Well, you certainly didn't get this humor. Didn't make his day with that kind of a guess. But Wolfie was. Oh, very good. Oh, isn't that wonderful? [00:12:14] Speaker G: 7 second delay that time. [00:12:16] Speaker B: What do you think, Wolfie? [00:12:18] Speaker G: Well, not everything. [00:12:19] Speaker B: You think just his age. [00:12:22] Speaker D: I can give you 69 different reasons. [00:12:25] Speaker B: Okay, he's being cutesy here, so we'll mark down the 69. God. Florence, what do you say? [00:12:34] Speaker C: 57. [00:12:35] Speaker B: 57. And Jack? [00:12:38] Speaker F: 62. [00:12:40] Speaker B: Pete? [00:12:42] Speaker E: 65. [00:12:43] Speaker B: 65. Yes. Okay. And Tony? [00:12:47] Speaker G: Well, I thought he was in different age, but if I say it and I'm wrong, I. I don't want to be that. What am I trying to say? I'll have to agree with Jack just in case my original answer was wrong. So I'll have to say 62 also. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Okay, well, Mark. 62. Deborah, what was your original answer? [00:13:02] Speaker G: 63. [00:13:07] Speaker B: But I wasn't sure your third choice was 61 or 64. [00:13:12] Speaker E: No. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:13] Speaker G: No, I just wasn't sure and I. I really. I really would like the point. [00:13:17] Speaker F: So. [00:13:17] Speaker B: Okay. Clint Eastwood is actually six. Will be on Sunday. 62. [00:13:24] Speaker G: Oh, see, I'm glad you and Jack [00:13:26] Speaker B: hit it right on the gun. [00:13:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:28] Speaker F: Son of a gun. [00:13:29] Speaker C: You sure they're not sharing the same paper? [00:13:32] Speaker B: They're not even in the same room. [00:13:34] Speaker E: No, they got a writing on the cuff. [00:13:37] Speaker B: That's exactly right. Whatever you said. [00:13:40] Speaker C: Okay, [00:13:43] Speaker B: Sharon Gless also has a birthday. Sharon on the 30th on Sunday, Sharon Glassy. She was Cagney Time Daly, who played in Gypsy and all that. She was Lacy and also Sharon Glesses and was in some other series, the [00:14:00] Speaker G: Trials of Rosie O'. [00:14:01] Speaker F: Neill. [00:14:02] Speaker B: Trials of Rosie o'. Neill. Right, Right. That's right. Okay, now, let's start with you, Florence. 42. 42, you say? Okay, and what do you say, Wolfie? [00:14:14] Speaker D: Half my waist size.44. [00:14:18] Speaker G: That's more like it. [00:14:18] Speaker B: Yeah, everything. Everything revolves around your waist. Sorry. Say. [00:14:22] Speaker G: Well, what do you want? It has to, you know, the planets and everything else. [00:14:27] Speaker B: That's right. [00:14:28] Speaker F: He's got his own atmosphere. [00:14:30] Speaker B: You know how big his waist size is when it's 3 o' clock in his left pocket, it's only 2 o' clock in his right pocket. [00:14:39] Speaker C: And he likes horses, too. [00:14:42] Speaker B: Birds migrate from his back pocket right up his fly. If I'm getting too racy for you, there's always Larry King. Okay. [00:14:53] Speaker F: If he leaves the house, he has to make two trips. [00:14:56] Speaker G: Yeah, when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house. [00:15:01] Speaker B: So your question, your answer then blob, is 44. [00:15:09] Speaker G: Well, I love the way Wolfie can just say [00:15:13] Speaker B: he's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. He can take it. You're okay, Wolfie, you heard me cry. [00:15:21] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Okay, Peter, what do you think? How old is. I forget who we're talking about. Sharon Glass. [00:15:33] Speaker E: Talking to me. I couldn't get her without. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Yes, sir. [00:15:37] Speaker E: 43. [00:15:38] Speaker B: 43. [00:15:39] Speaker E: 43. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Yes, sir. When one of Wolfie's chins is in the city, the other is still in the suburbs. Al, what do you think? [00:15:54] Speaker E: 47. [00:15:55] Speaker B: 47. He's Mr. Straight Ahead Straight Arrow there. [00:16:00] Speaker G: Paratroopers uses underwear for parachutes, don't they? [00:16:04] Speaker E: Bail up. [00:16:05] Speaker D: Bail up. [00:16:07] Speaker B: Jack, what do you think? 44. 44 for Sharon Glass. [00:16:12] Speaker D: Why did you go along with me? I'm never Right. [00:16:16] Speaker B: That's right. You picked the same age as Wolfie. [00:16:19] Speaker F: Holy smoke. And that's the second time I did that. [00:16:22] Speaker D: Wow. [00:16:22] Speaker B: Well, maybe you'll hit it. We'll. We'll see how it turns out. Tony, what do you say? [00:16:26] Speaker G: Oh, was that kind of a hint? Maybe you'll hit it. We'll see how it turns out. [00:16:30] Speaker B: No, it was no hint at all. [00:16:34] Speaker G: I don't think any glass of her. 45. [00:16:39] Speaker B: 45. [00:16:41] Speaker F: You know, I heard that Tyne Daily speaks with a forked tongue. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Oh, very good, very good. And she does that, I suppose, every single day of her life, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. Speaks with the Daily. [00:16:54] Speaker E: Daily. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Let's do some more Wolfie jokes. What do you say? They're actually dying. Daily's actual age is 49. [00:17:07] Speaker E: Oh. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Means that Alan Framingham, through the yawns, actually. Actually got the closest he said 47, so. Congratulations to you, Al. Thank you. Well, I guess you were right, Wolfie. [00:17:18] Speaker F: You were wrong. [00:17:18] Speaker B: I know. [00:17:21] Speaker D: That's why I wrote the elimination process. [00:17:24] Speaker G: That's why it's not a weight program, folks. [00:17:27] Speaker E: I thought you were going to do Kay Kaiser there for a second. George. Jack. [00:17:31] Speaker B: Pardon? [00:17:31] Speaker D: That's right. [00:17:32] Speaker E: You're wrong. [00:17:33] Speaker F: Oh, I see. [00:17:34] Speaker B: Okay. [00:17:34] Speaker G: I don't. [00:17:37] Speaker B: Okay. Sunday is also the birthday of Joe Namath, a former football player and Norm Nathan look alike. You know, he's. [00:17:47] Speaker G: He's looking like there's something wrong. [00:17:50] Speaker B: You think? [00:17:51] Speaker G: The last few commercials I've seen him in for whatever muscle rub that he does, he. I don't know, like this. He has some kind of disease. Really? [00:17:59] Speaker B: Really? [00:18:00] Speaker E: Yeah, I take some fluorides. [00:18:03] Speaker C: You mean his face? [00:18:05] Speaker G: Well, is this. He's. He's so thin. [00:18:08] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:18:08] Speaker B: You think he's getting thinner? I think. [00:18:10] Speaker G: Yeah, he's. There's something wrong. [00:18:13] Speaker B: I'm getting worried. [00:18:14] Speaker C: Well, maybe he's been in the coal mines again. [00:18:18] Speaker E: I'd be eating chicken meat. [00:18:21] Speaker B: Well, we've got all that. I'm sorry. Let's start with Tony on this one. How old are you? Suppose Joe Namath will be on Sunday? If he makes it to Sunday. [00:18:35] Speaker G: In fact, he just. He just had an operation on his knee. [00:18:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:40] Speaker B: Football injuries. He's always had an operation. [00:18:43] Speaker G: Yeah, he just had some more. Let's see. He's probably using some of that flex. All for Flex. 45. Whatever he advertises. Let's see. Joe Namath, huh? [00:18:53] Speaker B: Yeah, Joe Namath. Yeah, Mr. Broadway. [00:18:56] Speaker G: How long has he been out? [00:18:58] Speaker B: What? [00:18:58] Speaker E: Come on. [00:18:59] Speaker B: Come on, now. [00:19:00] Speaker C: He's been out about 15 years. [00:19:02] Speaker G: Thank you. Let me see. Yeah, but he retired because of the. The knee problems. He's 40. He's 51. He's 39. He's 76. [00:19:16] Speaker B: Put them all together. And what number do you get? [00:19:18] Speaker G: You get the secret code. [00:19:20] Speaker B: You know what I'm doing here, by the way? I'm doing Sundays. What are we going to do tomorrow? I forgot we played. Yeah. Sunday mornings. [00:19:27] Speaker G: We'll do Mondays. [00:19:29] Speaker B: Okay, fair enough. I guess I forgot all about that. I kept thinking we. We signed off earlier. [00:19:34] Speaker G: You've been on so long. [00:19:37] Speaker B: I know. I started this whole thing about seven years ago. Okay. Anyway, how old did you say Joe namath will be? [00:19:44] Speaker G: 51, I think. [00:19:45] Speaker B: 51, I believe. And Jack Hard, what do you say? [00:19:48] Speaker F: 51 sounds around about right. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Sounds roundabout. [00:19:51] Speaker C: Right. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Al, what do you say? [00:19:53] Speaker E: I'll say 50. [00:19:54] Speaker B: 50. Okay. And the. Pete? [00:19:57] Speaker E: I'll say 49. [00:19:58] Speaker B: 49. [00:19:59] Speaker G: That was my sixth answer. [00:20:01] Speaker D: Okay, Wolfie, I'll go the reverse numbers of the product he's selling. [00:20:08] Speaker G: 54. [00:20:10] Speaker B: Okay. 54 it is. [00:20:12] Speaker G: It is. Flex 45, isn't it? Or something. [00:20:14] Speaker E: Right. [00:20:15] Speaker B: So you're saying 54. [00:20:16] Speaker E: Right. [00:20:17] Speaker B: Okay, Florence, what do you say? [00:20:19] Speaker C: 52. [00:20:20] Speaker B: 52. Okay. The actual age of Joan ameth or will be on Sunday is 49, which is what Pete said. [00:20:27] Speaker C: Wow. [00:20:28] Speaker B: Yeah, Pete said that. So Pete's got two correct answers. [00:20:31] Speaker G: Growing update. [00:20:31] Speaker B: And Tony has two. Thank you. And the rest of you have each. All the rest of you all have at least one answer apiece. [00:20:37] Speaker G: We're all winners tonight. [00:20:39] Speaker B: They're all winners. Florence, Wolfie, Al and Jack. Did he say something about Rule 114? [00:20:48] Speaker F: No. [00:20:48] Speaker G: Okay, I have to mention something. On Tuesday morning, Wednesday morning, when we played the game. [00:20:55] Speaker B: Yes. [00:20:55] Speaker G: And we had heard something on the scanners about the wild ducks. I thought it was a joke, but [00:21:00] Speaker F: sure enough, it was true. [00:21:02] Speaker G: Yeah, it's all over the newspapers and the TV news. [00:21:04] Speaker B: No, I know. I actually. Yeah, actually, Daryl Gould had been talking about it tonight. That night also. Apparently he'd written a story about the ducks. And of course, that was the officer. I forgot his name now, but he was a. An interesting man. Who was the one who conducted the ducks across much Washington Hill traffic. [00:21:28] Speaker G: It's just. [00:21:28] Speaker F: Yeah, Officer Michael. [00:21:31] Speaker B: No, it wasn't Michael. That was his last name. Okay. On Sunday is the birthday of Brooke Shields. [00:21:38] Speaker E: Ah. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Okay. Brooke Shields. Very pretty lady. And let's see, we'll start with Florence. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Okay. [00:21:47] Speaker E: She's 30. [00:21:48] Speaker B: 30. Okay. And what do you say, Wolfie? [00:21:53] Speaker E: Oh, go 31. [00:21:58] Speaker B: 31. Pete? [00:22:01] Speaker E: I'll say 23. [00:22:03] Speaker B: 23. [00:22:05] Speaker E: Al, 34. [00:22:07] Speaker B: 34. [00:22:09] Speaker F: Jack, 27. [00:22:12] Speaker B: And Tony, 29. 29. Okay. The actual age of Brooke Shield is just what Jack said, 27. I thought she was a little bit older than that. Yeah, 27 is the age I have here. [00:22:26] Speaker C: How is it that Jack knows her age? Well, how is it that you knew [00:22:30] Speaker F: the age of the person that you guessed? [00:22:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you guessed Michael J. Pollard. How did you know that? [00:22:38] Speaker C: Surety. As if, you know, like, oh, I've [00:22:40] Speaker F: been a Brook Shields fan for years. [00:22:43] Speaker B: You think he was. Do you think he was cheating? Is that what you're suggesting, Florence? [00:22:47] Speaker C: No, but, you know, there was. That you could. That adoration in his voice. [00:22:53] Speaker F: Well, that's just what it was, adoration. [00:22:55] Speaker G: He's got all of her fantastic films. [00:22:57] Speaker F: She's got some of the biggest hair and she's around. [00:23:02] Speaker B: She's a tremendous actress. Too. Yeah, she's made some, some of the most forgettable movies ever made and we're just so proud of it. [00:23:09] Speaker G: Yeah, I thought she was a little bit older. I'm. No, she wasn't in her 30s yet, but that's why. Yeah, 29. [00:23:16] Speaker B: Because she's the first movie. She was only 11. She was, yeah. She was the same age that Wolfie was when he had a 44 waistline which is about three weeks old. She's been in the movies forever. [00:23:30] Speaker E: Oh, sure. [00:23:31] Speaker B: So she did a real memorable one. [00:23:33] Speaker C: And she's bright too. [00:23:34] Speaker B: She is. She is much brighter than she is [00:23:36] Speaker G: an actress and only if her movie star would shine. [00:23:39] Speaker B: No, she said, and apparently she's a very nice person. But Blue Lagoon in some of these movies, I mean, pardon me while I laugh. Oh, they're just awful. [00:23:50] Speaker F: She does a public service message for. For some something or other. She's standing there with a little girl and. And my question is, why didn't they wake her before she started? [00:24:01] Speaker B: We're certainly going to pursue that. [00:24:03] Speaker F: Now wait a minute. [00:24:04] Speaker B: The Channel 4 Eye team will be looking into that one, you can betcha. [00:24:07] Speaker G: Can you explain that, Jack? [00:24:09] Speaker F: Well, because she's sort of slumped, you know, she's got sort of puffiness under her eyes. It looks like it's about five o' [00:24:14] Speaker B: clock in the morning. [00:24:14] Speaker F: They just dragged her out and threw her in a. In a purple wrinkled blazer. And so in other words, it would [00:24:21] Speaker G: have helped if we all knew what you were talking about. You just said it was some public service announcement. [00:24:25] Speaker F: Well, it is. [00:24:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:27] Speaker G: One of those Drug Free America things or something. [00:24:30] Speaker F: No, it's for some malady of some sort. [00:24:36] Speaker G: Well, they wanted to make her look [00:24:38] Speaker F: like she had a malady of some sort. [00:24:41] Speaker G: She can sing too. [00:24:42] Speaker B: That's right. The song has ended, but the melody lingers on. Anyway, let's do, do. [00:24:53] Speaker G: Let's do something. [00:24:55] Speaker B: We'll do one more. How about Norman Vincent Peale, the clergyman? The man who's the power of positive thinking? Who says, no matter, just think nice. Think nice thoughts and it'll all go away, whatever it is. [00:25:09] Speaker G: I've tried that many times. And they're still here. [00:25:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine is still here too. So I don't believe anything he says either. But I do believe I know his age. [00:25:21] Speaker G: Because you're looking at it. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Because I'm looking at it. Born in Bowersville, Ohio. [00:25:26] Speaker G: And what's his name again? [00:25:27] Speaker B: His name is Norman Vincent Peale. It's not as exciting a name as Norman Irving Nathan. But hey, you can't have everything. Okay, we'll start with the. We'll start with you. Al, how old is Norman Vincent Peale? [00:25:41] Speaker E: 41. [00:25:42] Speaker B: 41. 41. [00:25:49] Speaker F: You know. [00:25:49] Speaker B: Pardon me. Why I laugh. [00:25:52] Speaker C: Where is he from? [00:25:54] Speaker B: He's from. Well, he was born in the. Bowersville, Ohio. You know, Norman Vincent Peel. [00:25:59] Speaker C: I mean, the one who said 41. [00:26:01] Speaker B: Oh, that was Al. In Framingham. [00:26:04] Speaker E: They don't have radios up there or [00:26:09] Speaker B: television or newspapers or magazines or anything. [00:26:14] Speaker D: Ohio. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Okay. Florence. How old would you say that Norman Vincent Peele is? [00:26:20] Speaker C: He's got to be at least 90. [00:26:22] Speaker B: At least 90. Okay. [00:26:25] Speaker G: Well, don't disagree so strongly. [00:26:27] Speaker B: Well, that's okay. We like fights and people hating each other. Right. That's what made America great. [00:26:33] Speaker C: Right. [00:26:34] Speaker G: Listen to her. [00:26:35] Speaker B: Okay. [00:26:36] Speaker G: You go to wrestling matches. [00:26:38] Speaker B: That's right. She yells, Right. [00:26:40] Speaker C: I'm going to come down and kill. Kick at the. Kick at the door of the radio station. Start running from now from North Carolina. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Okay? [00:26:49] Speaker D: North Carolina. [00:26:51] Speaker C: Yes, darling. [00:26:53] Speaker B: Jack, what do you think? [00:26:54] Speaker F: Do you know when. When he was younger, they used to call him Banana. [00:26:57] Speaker G: I knew it. [00:26:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:58] Speaker F: Thank you. [00:26:59] Speaker G: I was trying to think I said something about a banana, but I'll let Jack take it. I am not going to embarrass. [00:27:06] Speaker B: I supposed to say that has the ring of truth. Yes. Okay. Anyway, how old would you say he is? [00:27:15] Speaker F: 412. [00:27:17] Speaker G: He has appeal. [00:27:19] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. [00:27:22] Speaker F: 92. [00:27:24] Speaker B: 92. Okay. And Pete? 88. Okay. Tony? [00:27:34] Speaker G: 93. [00:27:35] Speaker F: If he's a. [00:27:36] Speaker B: If he's a pushing 93. Yeah. Wolfie, what do you say? What do you say, Wolfie? [00:27:42] Speaker D: Well, I can't say the same number that the certain person said already. [00:27:46] Speaker B: Well, you can if you want to. There's no rule against you. [00:27:49] Speaker D: I'll say it this way here. The same as the amount of black and white keys on a piano. [00:28:00] Speaker B: 60. What's that? 88. 88, rather. Yeah, 88. [00:28:03] Speaker G: By the way, my number. [00:28:04] Speaker E: Somebody's got a radio on. [00:28:07] Speaker G: No, it's not you. In Framingham, because we know they don't have any radios. [00:28:12] Speaker C: Probably traffic. [00:28:13] Speaker G: My. [00:28:14] Speaker B: My number was. [00:28:15] Speaker G: What's my reverse? [00:28:18] Speaker B: Yeah, the reverse of the one you guessed. [00:28:20] Speaker G: Yeah. [00:28:20] Speaker B: You're leading me into something. [00:28:21] Speaker G: Yes, I am. [00:28:22] Speaker B: We haven't had it because you said 93. [00:28:24] Speaker G: Yeah. [00:28:25] Speaker B: And so you want to know what you said the reverse of it. I might do my. A little bit again. [00:28:29] Speaker G: Yeah, I want to see how, you [00:28:31] Speaker B: know, if you think I'm gonna say the reverse of 93 is 39. Well, you know. You know I don't think I'm gonna do it. [00:28:45] Speaker G: That's pretty good. [00:28:46] Speaker B: I sound like. [00:28:47] Speaker G: The past few weeks has been really awful. [00:28:49] Speaker B: That sounded like a drunken. That sounded like a drunken jackpenny. I don't know who said Rochester, but get rid of him, man. [00:28:59] Speaker C: Sound like 45. [00:29:02] Speaker B: Pardon me? [00:29:02] Speaker C: Sound like daughter said 45. [00:29:06] Speaker B: No, nobody said 45. Al said 41. [00:29:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:10] Speaker B: The actual. The actual age of Norman Vincent pillow. [00:29:13] Speaker F: Yes. [00:29:14] Speaker B: Is 94. Oh, and Tony said 93. So he was the closest. [00:29:23] Speaker C: What did I say? Didn't I say there's something going on pretty close tonight? [00:29:28] Speaker F: She's got the conspiracy theory. [00:29:29] Speaker G: Yeah, that's right too. [00:29:31] Speaker C: Definitely. [00:29:32] Speaker E: We gotta protest. [00:29:34] Speaker C: Let me tell you, every time he says a number, it starts raining very hard down here. [00:29:43] Speaker F: That's because Tony's an Indian and he's doing well. [00:29:45] Speaker C: You know, one time when I plate, you gave me some little thing that's supposed to tell the weather. [00:29:50] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:29:51] Speaker F: You got one of those. [00:29:52] Speaker G: You were one of those lucky winners of the weather's day, right? [00:29:54] Speaker C: Listen, the thing is vibrating all over the place. [00:29:59] Speaker G: It works. [00:30:00] Speaker C: It works. [00:30:02] Speaker B: And it came. It came. [00:30:03] Speaker E: It did. [00:30:03] Speaker B: It didn't come in a lot of broken pieces, apparently. [00:30:06] Speaker C: No, it didn't. [00:30:06] Speaker G: Everyone locally, it comes in about four different pieces. North Carolina, they mail it and they treat it with care. That's that Southern hospitality. Well, North Carolina, anyway. [00:30:16] Speaker C: I have to make sure that when I sit in my living room, I sit in the middle. If I sit near the side, vibrates the side of the house. [00:30:27] Speaker F: Holy smokes. [00:30:29] Speaker D: The lady from North Carolina. Where is south of the border? [00:30:37] Speaker C: Which border? [00:30:40] Speaker G: Chuck went up for Florence There Is [00:30:43] Speaker B: south of the border? [00:30:44] Speaker G: Yeah, it's. It's a place where they sell fireworks. [00:30:46] Speaker C: Well, south of the border would be over the dam going into Clarksville, Virginia, because I live in the north. [00:30:54] Speaker B: How about Mexico? That's sort of south of the border. [00:30:57] Speaker C: I can't see Mexico from here. [00:31:00] Speaker B: Not even on a clear day? [00:31:02] Speaker C: Not even on a clear day. [00:31:03] Speaker G: Not even when the house is shaking. [00:31:05] Speaker C: No, I. I'll try it though. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Okay, listen, I want to thank you all for playing the actual winner. [00:31:11] Speaker D: Just one more. [00:31:12] Speaker G: I just feel lonely. So just. [00:31:13] Speaker B: Just one more. [00:31:14] Speaker G: It's only three 36. Three 36. [00:31:16] Speaker B: Three 36. [00:31:17] Speaker C: Is that toning? [00:31:18] Speaker B: No, that's not. It's a sound alike. [00:31:20] Speaker D: Jack, I'll be out there with my cab at 4:45. [00:31:23] Speaker E: We tell the public okay. [00:31:25] Speaker F: To get out of your way. [00:31:26] Speaker B: That's right. Don't go anywhere near him. [00:31:29] Speaker C: I mean, does this car Have a motor? [00:31:34] Speaker D: That's debatable, ma'. [00:31:36] Speaker B: Am. [00:31:36] Speaker D: I'm wondering that at times myself. [00:31:39] Speaker E: He's got a sail up with Wolfie size. And they're probably pushing. Okay. [00:31:44] Speaker B: I drive with my belly. [00:31:46] Speaker D: I don't have to use my hands. [00:31:49] Speaker C: I wouldn't touch that with a. [00:31:51] Speaker B: What a sickening. [00:31:52] Speaker G: What a sickening three foot weather stick. [00:31:56] Speaker B: A lot of hot steam. That's very good on the birthday. Okay, one other one. Let's do it quickly. Get out of here. [00:32:02] Speaker G: What's the score? [00:32:03] Speaker B: Okay. [00:32:05] Speaker G: If I have a chance of tying or losing. I don't want the next birthday. [00:32:08] Speaker B: No. Well, you ought to have quit now because you have three. [00:32:10] Speaker G: Oh, okay. So someone has a chance. [00:32:12] Speaker B: And Jack and Pete both have two apiece on Florence. Wolfie and Al all have one in my big mouth. Yeah. [00:32:22] Speaker G: Geez. [00:32:22] Speaker B: So, okay, so somebody could tell you. We'll give you one more. This would be Tom Behring shirt. Oh, the actor. To Tom Bear. Very good actor. [00:32:29] Speaker G: When was he? The Sunday also, or he was in. [00:32:33] Speaker B: No, no. [00:32:34] Speaker G: What. [00:32:34] Speaker B: What day? I'm sorry? [00:32:35] Speaker G: What day he. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Oh, Sunday. Sunday. Okay. Oh, a lot of. A lot of big people born on May 30th or 31st Sunday. Including Tom Behringer. [00:32:44] Speaker C: Is he British? [00:32:45] Speaker B: No, he's not. He's American. [00:32:47] Speaker G: Shoot to Kill with Sidney Poitier. Was. [00:32:49] Speaker B: He was in a baseball. Baseball picture. He was the catcher. [00:32:53] Speaker C: Okay. [00:32:54] Speaker B: I believe he was in the major League. [00:32:57] Speaker C: He was the one who wanted to build a ballpark. [00:33:00] Speaker G: No, no, that's Kevin Costner. [00:33:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:33:03] Speaker G: Major league is the one you're thinking of. [00:33:04] Speaker B: Major League. That's right. That was the. That was the one about the Cleveland Indians. Okay, let's start with you, Pete. How old would you say Tom Beringer the actor is? [00:33:19] Speaker E: 32. [00:33:20] Speaker B: 32, you think? Okay. And Al 33. 33. And Florence 34. There seems to be a pattern developing. [00:33:34] Speaker D: 37 cell. [00:33:38] Speaker B: When you get the 37 cell. When you get the37 cell. I think I can do a Wolfie. I wonder if I could do that before. Various social groups. What if they'd like an imitation of Wolfie? Okay, Tony, what do you say? [00:33:54] Speaker G: 44. [00:33:56] Speaker D: 44 and Wolfie take an inch off. [00:34:03] Speaker B: 43. Everything is with an inch off. Take an inch off. Jack Hart. What do you say? [00:34:09] Speaker F: 22? [00:34:10] Speaker B: 42. Okay, the answer. The actual age of whoever we're talking about is actually 42. And so Jack is just tied. Tony. [00:34:25] Speaker F: Son of a guy. [00:34:26] Speaker G: At least we kept it. [00:34:27] Speaker C: What did I say? [00:34:30] Speaker B: What did you say? You mean after you said you're sorry. You said 34. [00:34:35] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, no. [00:34:37] Speaker B: Yes. Jack won. He said 42, which is the. [00:34:41] Speaker C: My vibrator is vibrating. [00:34:45] Speaker B: Maybe we better. Maybe we better let you go then, huh? Or do you mind if we look? [00:34:53] Speaker C: And it just started to rain again. [00:34:55] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:34:56] Speaker D: There always rains in the Carolinas. [00:34:59] Speaker B: What happened? What? A vibrator, huh? [00:35:03] Speaker C: It came from wpz. [00:35:05] Speaker B: I knew a woman used one up here. And it began to light me. It was just little bits of hail. [00:35:11] Speaker C: Well, I'll tell you one thing before I say goodnight. [00:35:13] Speaker B: Oh, please. [00:35:15] Speaker C: I stood outside the door when it was snowing and it stopped. [00:35:19] Speaker B: Can we buy the movie rights for that? [00:35:23] Speaker C: What are you gonna make, a short or a long thing? [00:35:28] Speaker B: Depends on what happens to the theater the rest of the night, depending on [00:35:33] Speaker G: how deep the snow is. [00:35:36] Speaker B: I want to thank all of you for. For playing the game with us. It was so wonderful. Yeah. [00:35:40] Speaker D: Florida woman from North Carolina. Another question. [00:35:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:44] Speaker D: Do you live on 301? [00:35:48] Speaker C: No, I'm on 39. [00:35:51] Speaker B: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know you're on Route 39, right? Is that near Maxwell, North Carolina? [00:36:04] Speaker C: No, it's on the route to Duke University. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Oh, I was thinking of something else then. Thank you. Thank you very much for playing the game. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Florence, listen, one thing. I want to say. [00:36:15] Speaker B: Yes. [00:36:17] Speaker C: When I come up. [00:36:18] Speaker B: Yes. [00:36:19] Speaker C: I'm going to specifically come up so I can go out with the one who does the weather to see them [00:36:24] Speaker D: wash the walls in the tunnel, whatever they do at. [00:36:28] Speaker B: Now, Jack Hart leads a Changing Bulb and Washing Walls tour. [00:36:33] Speaker C: It's. [00:36:34] Speaker B: You have to book it through your local gray line. Yes. We've got tourists. Thank you very. That's included, along with, I think, the Paul Revere house. All three are part of the same tour. Yes. [00:36:47] Speaker F: Paul Revere's house, the Freedom Trail and bulb changing. [00:36:50] Speaker B: That's right. A little bit of wall washing if you've got the time for the longer tour. [00:36:55] Speaker G: You know, they put new bulbs in a section right there in the middle of the Callahan Tunnel. [00:37:00] Speaker B: Okay. There are about four of them and they're very bright. [00:37:04] Speaker G: I just thought I'd let you know. [00:37:06] Speaker F: Oh, so. So I should warn people about the glare, maybe. [00:37:11] Speaker G: The whole section of the tunnel right there. They're new. I think they're testing them out because, of course they're doing that fantastic work. [00:37:16] Speaker F: Oh, maybe they just washed them. [00:37:19] Speaker E: No, no, no. [00:37:21] Speaker G: I think they're new. Don't quite. [00:37:25] Speaker B: Okay, Florence, thank you very much and have a nice night. [00:37:28] Speaker C: Oh, well, no. [00:37:30] Speaker B: Oh, there's Another question. Can I get. When can I get rid of you, for God's sake? [00:37:37] Speaker C: I'm going to be in Vegas on the 4th. [00:37:39] Speaker B: I'll meet you there. [00:37:40] Speaker C: If I give you. If I. If I give you a number. Million number. [00:37:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:44] Speaker C: Oh, would you call? [00:37:46] Speaker B: Okay. How long are you going to be there? [00:37:49] Speaker C: 10 days. [00:37:50] Speaker B: I should get here by then. Okay. When are you leaving? [00:37:54] Speaker C: I'm going to leave for my birthday, [00:37:55] Speaker B: the 3rd of July. [00:37:58] Speaker D: I realize my mother will be on the 4th of July is her birthday. [00:38:04] Speaker C: Tell her get off my birthday. [00:38:07] Speaker B: Why don't we get rid of. Why don't we get rid of both these folks? I think we just did. Usually I'd like to get rid of them in the middle of a word to kind of emphasize. Pete, thank you very much for playing [00:38:20] Speaker G: do it for Pete. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Okay? [00:38:22] Speaker E: And l. Hey, Nam, I'll see you. [00:38:27] Speaker B: I love doing that. Hey, Jack, thank you very much. Talk to you, too. Thank you. [00:38:33] Speaker G: Take care, Jack. [00:38:34] Speaker B: Okay. And you, of course, Jack and Tony both were tied for all of that. And I think. Jack, thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you, everybody. [00:38:43] Speaker G: Thank you. [00:38:43] Speaker B: Thank you. And thank you. Thank you. Oh, go away. Okay, we can rip this one up. I don't want this wonderful game to get in the hands of some other station. They're apt to do the dumb birthday game and thus usurp our entire audience. This, because this, the dumb birthday game, as you know, is not copyrighted, so it can be stolen. And it's amazing to me why nobody has stolen it up to now. I don't know. Don't understand that. Anyways, 14 before. We'll check the weather in just a moment, but first, watch this. [00:39:17] Speaker H: My mom believed that you had to feed a fever. So as a kid, if I ever had a temperature, she'd make me eat lots of food. And she put about 27 blankets on me so I'd sweat it out. I'll never forget. Was terrible. [00:39:32] Speaker I: Common sense Health care answers from the nurses at Ask A Nurse. [00:39:36] Speaker H: Of course, what my mom should have done was get my temperature down, not up. You know, lots of clear fluids, drink ice chips to eat, tepid baths. Now, mind you, you have to be very careful with fevers, especially with kids. And if you have any doubts, call me for help in assessing the symptoms or call your doctor. If you don't have a doctor. Well, we can help you there, too. [00:39:57] Speaker I: This health care information has been brought to you by the nurses at Ask A Nurse. If you have a health care question, call us anytime, day or night. It's free and it's confidential. [00:40:07] Speaker H: I sure wish Ask a Nurse had been around when I was in my blanket sauna. [00:40:12] Speaker J: Ask a nurse the 24 hour answer to your healthcare questions. Call them anytime at 1-800-544-2424. First, there were the dinosaurs. Now WBZ presents Journey beyond the dinosaurs through July 31st at the World Trade Center, Boston. Experience a world 66 million years old. More than a dozen animated prehistoric creatures, an erupting volcano, storytelling and more make this exhibit interesting for your whole family. Don't miss Journey beyond the Dinosaurs at the World Trade Center, Boston before it becomes extinct. For information, call 1-800-367-9822. From New England's news and information stations, WBZ radio and television. [00:40:51] Speaker B: Okay, the five day WBZ accuweather forecast from Jim Kosak. Incidentally, we'll start taking phone calls again. We have some a lot of open lines now having just completed the wondrous fabled and legendary dumb birthday game. So if you care to call, I'd love to hear from you. 2, 5, 4, 10:30 and of course the area code to Boston is the very Exclusive and rather Shishi617. Thank you. Overnight, mainly clear and cool. The rest of the night, lows about 50, which it is right now during the day, sunshine throughout the day. In the 70s should be an absolutely beautiful day again for walking through the woods barefoot and falling in love a lot. It's that kind of day. Clouds arriving late in the day. Saturday night, thickening clouds with rain arriving late and low temperatures overnight about 50. Sunday, overcast and cool with periods of rain highs 55 to 60. Those of us who work nights don't mind that. It'll be a great. It sounds like it's going to be a great day for sleeping. Thank you. Monday, variable cloudiness with a shower possible high 68 degrees. And on Tuesday, some sun high 70 to 75 degrees. Right now we have two open lines. 2, 5, 4, 10:30. [00:42:18] Speaker K: This is Barbara for the New Hampshire State Liquor Commission. Memorial Day weekend is my favorite time time of the year. Ice cream places open up, there are yard sales around every corner. And it's time for the Memorial Day sale going on this week only at all New Hampshire State liquor outlet and wine specialty stores. There are lots of reasons to celebrate at this time of year, but the unbelievably low prices on many of your favorite brands of wine and spirits are really cause for celebration. Now's your chance to see Save Big while you stock up on wines and spirits at The New Hampshire State Liquor Outlet and Wine Specialty Stores. There are stores conveniently located throughout New Hampshire. Many are open on Sundays and all of them accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express. For the latest sale information, call toll free 1-800-543-4664. The Memorial Day sale is going on this week only at all New Hampshire State Liquor Outlet and Wine Specialty stores. So get out there and celebrate my favorite time of the year. [00:43:23] Speaker B: Okay, we'll take some calls. We'll go to Don, who's up in Canada. Hi, Don. [00:43:28] Speaker E: Hi. How are you? [00:43:29] Speaker B: Good, thanks. Where in Canada are you? [00:43:31] Speaker E: I'm in Thornia, at the border. [00:43:33] Speaker B: What's the name of the town? [00:43:35] Speaker E: Tharnia. [00:43:36] Speaker B: Thornia in Ontario? [00:43:38] Speaker E: Yeah, it's just north of Detroit. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Oh, I see. Okay. [00:43:42] Speaker E: And I'm sorry to hear that. I missed Lucy. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, She's a nice lady. She was with us till about three. She's planning to play the dumb birthday game with us, but somehow it was just getting a little late and she has to drive home and she thought she better. Maybe she'll do that another time. [00:44:00] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Did you have a question you wanted to ask her? [00:44:04] Speaker E: Yeah, I did. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe. Can I help you, do you think or not? [00:44:09] Speaker E: Well, it's a little out of the norm. [00:44:13] Speaker B: Oh, I see. Very good. You can try me. If I don't know the answer, I'll just lie about something. [00:44:21] Speaker E: Okay. That could be more interesting anyway. [00:44:24] Speaker B: That's right. I'll make up a silly answer. [00:44:28] Speaker C: I [00:44:30] Speaker E: Being. Being she's in the trade that she's in and because she's probably met a lot of people, I have this. I've been tossing around the idea of putting an ad in the newspaper, in the. In the Companions column. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Oh, that. If. The personal ad, you mean. Yeah, yeah. [00:44:57] Speaker E: And I've been talking to some people of. And pondering the idea in my mind of how am I going to design this thing so it's different than anybody else's. [00:45:08] Speaker B: Okay. You want to attract somebody, so you want to be careful about the wording and everything like that to get somebody that you like who would answer it. [00:45:18] Speaker E: The real twist in it is that I'm a cross dresser. [00:45:24] Speaker B: Are you? [00:45:25] Speaker E: If you know what that is. [00:45:26] Speaker B: I guess we do. We see that on television about every other minute. I mean, the Oprah Winfrey of the. I don't think any of the TV talk shows, Geraldo Rivera or Sally Jesse Raphael could. Could put our show on for an entire week without the one about cross dressing. Okay. Are you married? [00:45:43] Speaker E: No, I'm not okay. 38, single. [00:45:46] Speaker B: You're not. You're not gay either or are you? [00:45:49] Speaker E: No. [00:45:49] Speaker B: Okay. Cross dressers usually are not gay, are they? [00:45:52] Speaker E: Generally not. Probably 99% of us are not. [00:45:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I just. Okay. No. Now you're looking for a woman who's interested in a man who is a cross dresser. Would that be the thrust of you part of the expression of the article of the ad? [00:46:10] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm thinking of being obvious. Well, probably describe hinting about it. So a person who is fairly open minded and knows about that may catch it. You know what I mean? [00:46:25] Speaker B: Okay, well, I suppose then that would be. That would go into the ad. [00:46:29] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:46:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:30] Speaker E: Because it's something about me that is quite positive actually in relation to my personality. And it's also something that I can't really hide because it's something that's very important to me and it's probably not going to go away. You know what I mean? [00:46:55] Speaker B: Okay. Have you been doing this long? You've been a cross dresser very long? [00:46:57] Speaker E: Probably all my life. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Well, probably I've been out of the [00:47:00] Speaker E: closet for about four years. [00:47:02] Speaker B: You go out in public dressed as a woman then? [00:47:04] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Do you look like a woman? [00:47:06] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:47:07] Speaker B: Do you? [00:47:08] Speaker E: I look like Marcy on. On the show with the Bundys at. [00:47:18] Speaker B: Now what's. Is Marcy the daughter or the other mother? [00:47:21] Speaker E: Marcy is the wife of Steve. [00:47:24] Speaker B: Okay. She's Mrs. Bundy. [00:47:26] Speaker E: No, no, no, no. [00:47:28] Speaker B: The wife of the other couple. Is that a neighbor? The next door neighbor? [00:47:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:34] Speaker B: Okay. I'm trying to think. That's Married with Children. Yeah. Is the show you're talking about? I can't think of what Marcy looks like. I just. I haven't seen the show. I'm sorry. Tell me what she looks like. She's got Tony and my earphones is telling me that she's cute. She's a nice looking lady. [00:47:55] Speaker E: Yeah. She's got her hair kind of up. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:57] Speaker E: And short on the sides. Yeah. [00:47:59] Speaker B: Do you wear your hair like that? Yeah, yeah. And so. And so. And so people. The people take you to be a woman. Are you able to. [00:48:08] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm impassable now. Yeah. [00:48:10] Speaker B: But when you speak though, because you sound like a man that. [00:48:13] Speaker E: Well, that's one of the things that I've really got to work on. It's very difficult. [00:48:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:19] Speaker E: When you. [00:48:20] Speaker B: Do you. Do you change your voice? You get the pitch of your voice? [00:48:22] Speaker E: Yeah, I try to soften it a bit. [00:48:24] Speaker B: Do you. But it's kind of tough because then it sounds a little phony. Doesn't it? Yeah. Okay. But you look like a woman, and if you don't say anything, people will take you for a woman. [00:48:33] Speaker E: Yeah, they do. [00:48:34] Speaker B: Okay, what's the kick now, since you say you're not gay? No, And I should know this from all the sell. He's actually Raphael. Movies, shows or something. There's just. There's just something exciting, like sexually exciting. Wearing women's clothing. [00:48:54] Speaker E: Yeah, originally it was that way. [00:48:56] Speaker B: Yeah, originally was that way. [00:48:58] Speaker E: Yeah. It kind of changes the fade. Well, now that part of it. [00:49:03] Speaker B: Well, now what? Why do you do it now? Does that part faded now? You mean? [00:49:10] Speaker E: The urge is still there and by talking to other people and I guess from what I hear, it just doesn't go away, you know? [00:49:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but I mean, you sound like the reason you wear women's clothing is different now than why you did that before. That the. [00:49:30] Speaker E: Yeah, you change and I guess, you know, it's like growing up, you evolve. [00:49:40] Speaker B: I see. But going out dressed as a woman, then there's a certain kind of kick to that. [00:49:45] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, that's really exciting. [00:49:47] Speaker B: What do you go. Do you go to clubs? Do you talk to men? [00:49:50] Speaker E: I'm in probably about. I'm in three clubs. [00:49:54] Speaker B: Okay. And you talk to. You talk to. [00:49:58] Speaker E: Yeah, I talked to other members. [00:50:00] Speaker B: Oh, I see you. Oh, this is. These are clubs of cross dressers. [00:50:04] Speaker E: Yeah. Yeah. [00:50:04] Speaker B: Oh, okay. So you're all on the same boat. [00:50:06] Speaker E: Quite a bit more popular down there, [00:50:08] Speaker B: down here in the States? [00:50:09] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:50:10] Speaker B: More so than up in Canada. [00:50:11] Speaker E: Yeah, I guess. [00:50:13] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't. I don't know that. Are there clubs like that here where cross dressers gather and have meetings and. Do you have meetings like that or just. It's more like a nightclub where cross dressers gather? [00:50:24] Speaker E: Yeah, there's. There's some big conventions. Actually, there's one in. In Rhode Island. [00:50:34] Speaker B: When is that? [00:50:35] Speaker E: I'm not sure when it is, but they have one, a big one every year. [00:50:39] Speaker B: Oh, every year, yeah. Oh, I see. Okay. So you. Now these are private clubs then, so that people who are not cross dressers don't come in? [00:50:50] Speaker E: Yeah. What about. [00:50:51] Speaker B: What about women? Do women come in dressed as women or dressed as men or are there no women involved in this? [00:51:02] Speaker E: That's another subject altogether. [00:51:06] Speaker B: Because if you're not gay, I would think you'd want to go to a club where there are women. [00:51:09] Speaker E: Yeah, that's true. However, on some of our get togethers, we like to go out. We can't really go to a straight bar because any of us who are spotted could cause an awful lot of trouble for the rest. [00:51:27] Speaker B: I guess. [00:51:28] Speaker E: So. Okay, so we end up going to gay bars or whatever, you know, and you know, I don't meet compatible people at them places. [00:51:42] Speaker B: Okay, so now you want to put an ad in for a woman who doesn't mind the fact that. Or sympathetic to the fact that you like cross dressing. [00:51:51] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:51:52] Speaker B: Okay. I would think just an article saying that, I mean the ad would. Just to say what's on your mind and what you're looking for and what you are and be honest about it. No sense in lying about it because otherwise you're going to run into trouble later on. [00:52:06] Speaker E: Oh yeah, it would definitely come out eventually. [00:52:08] Speaker B: That's right. [00:52:09] Speaker E: Whoever do that to anybody? [00:52:11] Speaker B: No, whoever's also, you know, you do it to yourself too, because then suddenly they. You're somebody they don't expect you to be in. It's uncomfortable for both of you, so you might as well lay it on the line right off. Yeah, I would guess. Let me know. Where do you advertise this? Is there a newspaper out of Toronto or locally where you are or Detroit? [00:52:34] Speaker E: Just a little while ago I was looking through a Chicago paper. I seen an ad in there and in personal comm there's a place that sells things for cross dressers and they were advertising. It was like a 900 number. But generally in some of the magazines that you see in bookstores, you'll possibly see a newsletter for sale. [00:53:06] Speaker B: Well, I see. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that, that's true. That would make sense, wouldn't it? Where you, where you. Because you, you don't, you don't go to just a regular clothing store. You, you go to a special place to get clothing for yourself. [00:53:21] Speaker E: Yeah, there are specialty stores. They're quite expensive and I, I don't know, I've, I've always shopped in normal stores. [00:53:32] Speaker B: Okay. Do they know that you're shopping for yourself? [00:53:34] Speaker E: Some places do, but they would never say anything anyway. Okay. There have been two or three instances where they were kind of cute. One girl said I bought some personal items and she says, boy, I bet this will look cute on you. [00:53:49] Speaker B: Really? [00:53:50] Speaker E: Yeah, I think she probably. It's hard to really say, you know what she meant. [00:54:01] Speaker B: You try the stuff on in the store or do you just guess at the size? [00:54:05] Speaker E: Yeah, in the specialty ones you can. [00:54:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:54:09] Speaker E: But some of the other ones you. I don't even ask. [00:54:14] Speaker B: Okay, well, let me know, let me know. I gotta get going for the news in about a minute or so. But let me know how you make out. Don. Yeah, Be kind of interesting to see what ad you finally put in and what kind of response you get. Would you call and let us know? [00:54:27] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:54:28] Speaker B: Okay. Thanks a lot. Good luck to you. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Now, [00:54:33] Speaker J: the biggest selection of conversion vans is here for you this weekend. It's the Giant conversion van show at Liberty, Chevrolet and RV Center, Wakefield. Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Only over 100 Ford and Chevrolet conversion vans to choose from. Come meet the factory reps from Explorer, Shiraz, Gladiator, Mark 3 and Tiara. It's the Giant conversion van show under the tent at Liberty, Chevrolet and RV Center. Conversion van prices start at only $15,999. And register to win a free color TV, VCR, a Nintendo game, plus exciting vacation packages. 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Wild ducks adoration in your voice the Channel 4 I team some kind of public service announcement Looking like you have a malady and when the music stops the malady lingers on. The power of positive thinking. Norman Vincent Banana peel Drunk Jack Benny Dumb birthday game Conspiracy theories selling at 37 buying the movie rights the Grey Line bus company bulb changing and wall washing usurping the audience Exclusive and shishi area codes Great days for sleeping positive cross dressers with personality Ask a nurse Journey beyond the dinosaurs the New Hampshire State Liquor outlets Liberty Chevrolet and RV center in Wakefield mastercard Master Values Bullock Estate and diamond brokers the sassy Florence driving his car with his belly Wolfie Lucy, Princess Cheyenne Johnson, Jack Hart and the man with the vibrating weather stick. [00:59:03] Speaker B: Norm. [00:59:03] Speaker A: Nathan. Fancying a tickle myself. I'm Tony Nesbitt. [00:59:07] Speaker B: Think nice thoughts and it'll all go away, whatever it is. [00:59:11] Speaker G: I've tried that many a time and they're still here. [00:59:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine is still here too, so I don't believe anything he says either. [00:59:19] Speaker E: But.