Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Vault has distributed a dumb birthday game from June 11, 1994. This one shall be titled dedicated to Don. You'll hear why during the outro, so stick around. We begin with two commercials. Dave Maynard and his summer holiday in Ireland with Caitlin Travel. And a rather suggestive commercial for Royal Slumber.
The players, Joe and Revere on a party line.
We'll see how long that lasts. Marge from Indiana, DJ in Andover. I'm on the phone from parts unknown. Emilio Morata producing and playing in studio. Jack Hart in traffic. The Birthdays Gene Wilder, Chad Everett, Jacques Cousteau, Adrien Barbeau, Joe Montana, Reese Stevens, Jackie Stewart and Henry Cisneros. Episode 291, dedicated to dawn, reports its way to your ears.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: Now that's what we're going to be playing. And the idea is, I tell you who's born on this day. We're now into Saturday, June 11.
Son of a gun, how time flies when you're whipping it up and having all this much fun. I'll introduce you to the panel in just a minute. And what a star studded panel it is.
[00:01:16] Speaker C: Hello everybody, this is Dave Maynard reminding you of our summer holiday in Ireland, July 18th to the 29th. So many people wrote in and said, gee, trips sound great, but we can't get away at that time. How about the summer? And so we begin our visit in Limerick and then to the mighty cliffs of Moore and the next day visiting Donegal, traveling to the village of Gort, the renowned hometown of playwright William Butler Yates. We continue on through County Galway and mail. And we'll be stopping in at the enchanting fishing village of Killy Bags. Then it's on to Dublin when it's famous, Trinity College and St. Patrick's Cathedral and much more. And maybe we'll have a dip in the crater in a traditional Irish pub. From Dublin, we travel on to Waterford. We visit Blondelof. We visit the spectacular ring of Kerry in the lakes of Killarney. There is so much that we shall see and we'd love to have you with us. And all you have to do is to call Caitlyn. Travel in Lexington at 862-6229. Do it now. 862-6229.
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[00:03:18] Speaker B: Okay, let's meet the members of the panel who will be taking part in this well done birthday game. We have Joe, who's in there,
[00:03:26] Speaker E: tore
[00:03:26] Speaker F: up cap on me while he walked in front of me a little more.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: Are we listening in on a party line? This is a party line here.
Joe, what's happening here?
[00:03:39] Speaker F: Where's Mike?
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Hey, Joe.
[00:03:40] Speaker F: Yeah?
[00:03:41] Speaker B: Who are you talking to?
[00:03:42] Speaker F: Oh, sorry. Talking to someone on the phone.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: You're talking to who?
[00:03:45] Speaker F: Talking to somebody online. Sorry. Sorry about that.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: I'm sorry. No. Is there somebody on the line with you now?
[00:03:50] Speaker F: Yeah, hold on a second. I'll just get rid of them right now.
[00:03:52] Speaker G: Okay.
[00:03:53] Speaker F: Hello?
[00:03:53] Speaker B: It's kind of interesting. Maybe. Maybe be more interesting just to listen in on their conversation.
[00:03:58] Speaker F: No, that's all right. All right. Take on.
[00:03:59] Speaker B: I don't quite understand what's going on there.
[00:04:01] Speaker F: I have three way calling on my line. I just called someone up and talked to them in the meantime.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: Oh, I see.
[00:04:06] Speaker F: I wasn't expecting to come on so quick.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Oh, I see. Okay.
I thought maybe just eavesdropping on your phone call might be more interesting than this.
[00:04:13] Speaker F: I don't want to. Anytime.
[00:04:15] Speaker E: I don't mind.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: Yeah, but you had all guys on there. I thought maybe a couple of women or something. You want the women? Yeah, yeah, why not? One night we'll have to do that.
[00:04:21] Speaker F: Oh, sure, honey.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Okay. Anyway, have you played the dumb birthday game with us before?
[00:04:25] Speaker F: Yeah, once, about a year ago.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: Okay, so you're ready to plunge back into it again?
[00:04:31] Speaker F: Oh, yeah.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: Seasoned pro. Okay, good. We have Marge, who's out in Indiana, who's been with us before. Hello, Marge.
[00:04:37] Speaker H: Hi. How goes it?
[00:04:39] Speaker B: How goes it? Marge, we just talked a few minutes ago.
[00:04:43] Speaker F: This is true.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: Now you act like we haven't talked again for years.
[00:04:47] Speaker H: Oh, well, it's. The context is different, shall we say.
But in any event, I also had something to tell you about Gloomy Sunday, but perhaps I should tell you about that another time.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: That would be good.
[00:05:00] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Okay, we have D.J. who's in Andover. Hello, D.J.
[00:05:04] Speaker G: hi, Norm. How are you?
[00:05:06] Speaker B: It's a little lady.
[00:05:09] Speaker G: Well, I'm not that little, but thank you.
[00:05:11] Speaker B: But D.J. is your initials because I thought that'd be a guy, some big business tycoon, a chief executive officer of some large company, and it turns out to be a lady with a little voice.
[00:05:21] Speaker G: Just me.
And I just want to tell you before we start, if I don't get one correct answer this morning, I do know who the president is.
[00:05:32] Speaker B: That passes our test right there. No matter what happens beyond that, you're okay in my book.
Okay, we have.
Is somebody getting call waiting? Is that what that is?
That must be. Is that you, Joe, with the people waiting to call you?
[00:05:47] Speaker F: That's my call waiting.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: It is called cold. You're busy now. What do you do? Are you booking numbers? Or you got. Are you a pimp? Do you have hookers or what? What are you doing at 3:16 in the morning with all these calls coming in?
[00:05:59] Speaker F: Nothing much.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: Oh, you sounded kind of sheepish on the answer to that one.
I have a feeling you live a fantastic life that we would love to know about.
I don't want to know. Yes, I do want to know. That's why I asked.
[00:06:14] Speaker F: Let me just shut off my call waiting. Hold on.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Can you do that? You can cut off child call waiting. I didn't know that.
It's amazing the technological era that we're living in. It's just great. Will this put you out of business with some people, Joe?
[00:06:27] Speaker G: Huh?
[00:06:28] Speaker F: I don't know. I might lose some people on it.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Okay. All right. We also have Tony Nesbitthe is on the line with us.
[00:06:36] Speaker F: Yes.
Huh?
[00:06:39] Speaker B: That's it.
[00:06:39] Speaker F: How are you?
[00:06:41] Speaker B: Okay? I'm okay. Okay.
Well, actually, I'm not. There's this pain in the back of my small. On my back? Yeah.
[00:06:47] Speaker H: And it goes all the way up
[00:06:48] Speaker F: to your head, right?
[00:06:49] Speaker B: It goes all the way to the front of my head and makes my eyes aching. My eyes are aching right now, and it affects my left ear. Some funny stuff is coming out of it.
[00:06:59] Speaker F: Mine starts at the head, between the eyes, and then goes the other way.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: That goes toward the small of your back.
[00:07:05] Speaker F: Oh, it's awful.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's even worse than what I have.
[00:07:07] Speaker F: I'm nearly immobile.
[00:07:09] Speaker B: I'd call an ambulance if I were you.
Okay. We also have Emilio, who's with us.
[00:07:14] Speaker E: Hello, Norm.
Hello?
[00:07:17] Speaker B: Oh, hello. Hello. Emilio Marauders, our producer is here. And we also have the very lovely and exciting Jack Hart.
[00:07:25] Speaker G: Hello?
[00:07:26] Speaker B: Hello Jack, I had a question that somebody last week asked me to ask you.
[00:07:30] Speaker F: Huh?
[00:07:31] Speaker B: I beg your pardon?
Huh. Just plain huh said I've got it written down. He says, ask Jack Hart what they're doing in the Callahan tunnel.
Did they close it down this weekend or they stopped closing down the Callahan tunnel.
[00:07:44] Speaker I: Oh, just hanging around, having a smoke, breathing in the fuel.
[00:07:47] Speaker B: No, no, see somebody, somebody wanted to, wanted to know for real. For example, is it closed down totally or is it one way or what's.
[00:07:54] Speaker I: They've kind of suspended that operation for a little bit of time. This particular overnight there's absolutely nothing going on. But for the last, oh, month and a half they have been just doing your basic wal washing, bulb changing, picking up a little bit of tone.
[00:08:10] Speaker G: Hello? Hello, this is an NX operator. Joey's making an emergency breakthrough. Would you freeze the line?
[00:08:17] Speaker F: Just hang up, Norm, I think, yeah, okay.
[00:08:22] Speaker B: Yeah, we just hung up on Joe. He's, he's got some crazy stuff going on there, isn't he? An emergency break, an emergency breakthrough.
[00:08:30] Speaker E: He's probably a presidential advisor, Norm.
[00:08:32] Speaker I: Well, maybe somebody has some information on exactly what else is going on.
[00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Do you have any women around Lower Tremont Street?
[00:08:41] Speaker F: It's an emergency.
[00:08:42] Speaker B: Yeah, that's an emergency.
[00:08:43] Speaker F: I need my drugs now.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: Yeah, something weird going on there.
[00:08:48] Speaker F: He can't. You can shut off your call waiting, you know, before you make the call. He couldn't shut it off while he's on the phone though, so he would have still got the break.
[00:08:57] Speaker B: How do you do that? Like I have call waiting.
[00:08:59] Speaker F: You dial star 70 before you dial your phone number.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Oh, see now you get so technical.
[00:09:05] Speaker F: No, no, you just press star 70. You wait, you get your dial tone back and then you dial the person you want to call. And everyone who calls you will just get a busy signal and when you hang up it automatically goes back to normal.
[00:09:15] Speaker E: Now normal, we making assumptions about Joe because he's Italian and from River.
[00:09:20] Speaker B: I don't know that he's Italian. We just. The only name we got, Joe, which is not necessarily Italian, he is from Revere, but he's a different ethnic grow. Are you self conscious about that? Nobody's making any kind of assumptions about anything except Joe has got some busy calls going at 3:15 in the morning.
[00:09:37] Speaker E: I'm sorry.
[00:09:38] Speaker B: And the assumptions are based upon that? Not about his ethnic background.
[00:09:41] Speaker E: I'm sorry.
[00:09:42] Speaker B: Shame on you. Immediately I'm going to group for this.
You need some therapy. You ought to go to the Westinghouse therapy class.
[00:09:49] Speaker F: I'm sorry. I so rudely interrupted. Jack.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Okay. Now, Jack. Yeah. Yeah. What we were asking was what they're doing in the. What they have been doing. Apparently not doing it tonight. The Callahan Tunnel washing. Is that primarily it?
[00:10:02] Speaker I: Well, for the past several months, they have. Actually, for about the past year or so, they have been ripping out the ceiling and replacing it with a lovely metal one.
But operation has suspended. You know, they'd rather do it in the cold weather, I guess.
So currently, during the warmer weather, they just decide to spray a lot of water and make it good and humid.
[00:10:26] Speaker B: I see. Okay, well, that's that.
That question.
[00:10:28] Speaker F: Well, there's all new lights in there, too. They worked on that, too.
[00:10:31] Speaker I: Sure.
[00:10:33] Speaker F: They've got cameras now.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: Wow. The cameras are what the idea is for somebody who's maybe broken down.
[00:10:40] Speaker F: Sure. They can monitor.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: They can help get help.
[00:10:42] Speaker F: Some of them, I think, might be even radar guns. I'll tell you that much.
[00:10:45] Speaker I: What I understand about the. About the. About the photograph, about the camera thing is like the old days when you used to go to, like, Blindstrom or some of the other clubs and they'd come around and take your picture. They don't do that anymore. So if you're out, you're with your
[00:10:57] Speaker B: date, you can get your picture taken as you're going through the Callahan.
[00:11:00] Speaker F: Okay, that's romantic.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: And they're putting up signs next that say, look toward here and smile.
[00:11:05] Speaker F: Yeah, there'll be a $50 speedy ticket waiting on the other side for.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: Okay, let's play the dumb birthday game. Now that we're all kind of in a mood for that.
A lot of interesting people were born on June 11th, I'm glad to say, including Gene Wilder, who you know what his real name was, the name he was born with.
Jerry Silberman.
[00:11:30] Speaker F: Silber or Silver.
[00:11:31] Speaker B: Silver, with a B. With a B, like in John Silver, like in the press. You have the head of BU Silber, only Silver Man.
He was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as we call Milwaukee by Milwaukee. He appeared in Bonnie and Clyde, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, another you and the Producers, as well as Young Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein.
They don't even mention that anymore. That was one of his really fine movies. And the. What Streak? The Silver Streak with Pryor. That's right.
While filming lady in Red, he met and married the late Gilda Radner while he was in the lady in Red. That's Gene Wilder, a man who could never be accused of underacting.
You know, that's why his eyes bulge and he yells about everything.
[00:12:27] Speaker F: Very good.
[00:12:29] Speaker B: Is that a great imitation?
[00:12:31] Speaker F: Yes, it was.
[00:12:31] Speaker B: Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:12:33] Speaker F: I didn't say much, but just pretty
[00:12:34] Speaker B: much like Gene Wilder's movie. Yeah, that's right. Okay, we'll start with you.
[00:12:38] Speaker F: Yo. He's got a TV sitcom coming up this fall.
[00:12:41] Speaker B: Is he really?
No kidding? I. I would think he would. He just be on the big screen, as we say it's going to be called.
[00:12:49] Speaker F: I can't. Shut up.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:12:51] Speaker H: I can't.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Anyway.
[00:12:55] Speaker F: That's amazing.
[00:12:56] Speaker B: That's amazing. An invitation. Okay, we're going to cross our Joe's from Revere's name. Honestly, it's not because she's Italian, Amel, I swear to God, it's not. It's got nothing to do with it.
[00:13:06] Speaker E: I understand that now, nor that you've explained it to me.
[00:13:09] Speaker F: No, hold on. Nor. You seem to be very afraid of Amelia.
[00:13:12] Speaker I: Like.
[00:13:12] Speaker F: No, it really isn't something.
I'm so sorry.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: I thought only we Jews were that sensitive about those kind of things. I didn't realize other groups.
[00:13:21] Speaker E: Well, Tony, he get. He gets worried when everyone calls me Godfather on the street.
[00:13:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
[00:13:24] Speaker F: You're going to break his thumbs or something. Norm, you better.
[00:13:26] Speaker B: Well, you know, I mean, he keeps looking at my knees with this, you know, putting his hand in kind of a karate chop kind of, kind of position.
Hey, Marge. What? Gene Wilder. How. How are you think, Gene Wilder? How. How old is. What do you say?
[00:13:42] Speaker H: What?
[00:13:43] Speaker B: Hello? What?
[00:13:44] Speaker H: I would guess 54.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: 54. 54 hysterical years old.
Okay. And D.J.
[00:13:53] Speaker G: well, I think I'm gonna go a little younger. 52.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: 52. Okay.
And Emilio, I'm gonna say 58. Don't hurt me.
[00:14:07] Speaker E: And you'll like that answer. 58, and you'll like it.
[00:14:09] Speaker B: 58. I like it. And I won't question you on that. And you better win, or I'm in the right answer. I'm in bad trouble. Okay, Tony, what do you think?
57. 57 says Tony. And what do you think, Jack? Hard son of a gun.
[00:14:28] Speaker I: I was gonna say 57. I'll say it anyway.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: 57 anyway. Okay.
His actual age today, this very day on June 11, is 60.
[00:14:38] Speaker F: 60.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: 60 years young.
God love him. Okay, that means that emilio, who said 58, came the closest.
[00:14:46] Speaker E: Could you please refer to me as godfather from now on, Norm?
[00:14:48] Speaker B: I don't think so, because I happen to be pretty tough Myself. Do you understand that, kid? How would you like to get it right across the neck? How would you like that? Would you like that?
[00:14:57] Speaker E: No.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: God, it scared the hell out of me just then.
Did that voice actually come out of.
[00:15:04] Speaker E: I think it'd be much more effective if you did that as Gene Wilder.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: Okay, next time, let's go to Chad Everett. Here's a guy who's just the opposite of Gene Wilder. Chad Everett, here's a guy who can act. Who can act. Actually. He has the same blank expression on his face, no matter what lines he's saying. If you notice. Chad Everett, he was in TV's medical center and the energizing commercials. That's what it has listed.
Medical center, he would say. Yeah, but he was the only guy. He could talk without moving his lips or any part of his face.
[00:15:38] Speaker I: He went to the William Shatner school.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: Yeah, he really did.
[00:15:41] Speaker I: Yeah.
[00:15:41] Speaker B: There's no ups and downs to his expressions or anything. Probably one of the Lous. One of the lousiest actors you know, ever anywhere.
[00:15:50] Speaker F: And if he went to a hotel, he could sign in at a resume city.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:15:55] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: He could go in as Chad Medford. Yeah, Chad Medford. Yeah. He was born, actually. He was born. It's kind of interesting. He was born Ray Lee. Get a load of his last name. Canton.
[00:16:09] Speaker F: So he did. He took an.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Assumed.
He took it on assume Massachusetts city.
[00:16:14] Speaker F: Where does he get Chad from? Geez.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: Chad Everett. It's not a phony name. Chad Everett.
[00:16:19] Speaker I: You know, you gotta figure, you know, like all the sitcoms and things from the 60s, anytime they ever had like a macho actor on or something, it was always something like, like Rock or Boulder or, you know.
[00:16:29] Speaker F: Yeah, it was always a four. A four letter name.
[00:16:33] Speaker E: Wood.
[00:16:34] Speaker F: Exactly.
[00:16:35] Speaker B: Except for Rip Torn, you know,
[00:16:39] Speaker I: Chad Everett.
[00:16:40] Speaker B: Anyway, probably the world's worst actor. Isn't that redundant, Norm, what's that place?
[00:16:44] Speaker E: Isn't that redundant? Rip Torn.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: Yeah, but there is an actor Rip to it. Have you ever seen, you ever seen him on the.
What's, what's the. On the cable show.
[00:16:53] Speaker E: Do you have the mustache?
[00:16:54] Speaker F: He's on Gary Shandling Show.
[00:16:56] Speaker B: The Gary Shandling Show.
[00:16:57] Speaker F: Larry Sanders.
[00:16:57] Speaker B: Larry Sanders show starring Gary Shandling. And he is, he is the producer of the show. He's a. An excellent actor. He's just perfect for that part anyway, and his name is Rip Torn, which sounds funny. You expect somehow some good looking, young non acting kind of guy.
[00:17:14] Speaker F: That's.
[00:17:14] Speaker G: Isn't that his.
[00:17:15] Speaker B: No, it may be his real name.
[00:17:17] Speaker F: We guessed his Birthday. And that was his real name.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: I can look it up.
You guys want to find out for sure? I'm going to look it up. Right.
[00:17:24] Speaker F: Meanwhile, I think we're going to nickname you Buck. Buck Nathan.
[00:17:26] Speaker B: Buck Nathan would be good. I'd like maybe something a little more tender than Buck. Right. How about Bronco Bucky would be sweet.
[00:17:34] Speaker F: Bucky Nathan.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Bucky Nathan. Okay. He was born February 6th. That is Rip Torn. Was. Let's see if it lists if he has another name. That's his real name, Norm.
[00:17:44] Speaker E: You know the handle I go by in the off season.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:47] Speaker E: Bronco Steel. That's what I call myself.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Bronco Steel is very good. Very excellent.
[00:17:51] Speaker F: Did you say in the off season?
[00:17:54] Speaker B: That's when he goes back to his mink farm in Oregon and chops wood.
Keeping in shape for the regular season.
[00:18:01] Speaker F: Rip Torn's real name was Gun Shred.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Rip Rip. His last name is Torn.
His first name was Elmore.
Elmore Torn Jr.
Born in Temple, Texas.
Widower. He was married to Geraldine Page, who I guess died a few years ago.
His cousin is Sissy Spacek.
[00:18:22] Speaker F: Wow. So she was like Torn Page or something. But it would have to be Paige Torn.
[00:18:29] Speaker H: By the way, wasn't there a busy disc jockey one time named Chris Cross? I don't know if that was.
[00:18:34] Speaker B: Yes, there wasn't. No. His real name was Seymour Lepkowitz.
No, I don't know what his real name was. I don't believe it was Crisscross. But he was here. Yes, he was.
He's no longer here because we couldn't stand his name.
[00:18:47] Speaker E: He's now a rap group, is he not, Norm?
[00:18:48] Speaker B: What's that?
[00:18:49] Speaker E: He's now a rap group.
[00:18:51] Speaker B: He is a rap group? Yeah. With a high pitched voice.
Wasn't it Crisscross who had a hit record with a sailing sailing. He sounded kind of like Annie Woo.
That's right. That's right. Okay, Chad Everett, we're back to the guy who can't act and with a blank face. And we're going to start with you, Jack Hart. How old do you think Chad Everett is today?
[00:19:14] Speaker I: Chad Everett.
[00:19:15] Speaker B: Chad Everett.
[00:19:16] Speaker I: My mother's heart is beating wildly.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: Was she a Chad Everett fan?
[00:19:22] Speaker I: Well, she used to like his tight doctor pants during that show.
[00:19:27] Speaker E: Wow.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: That's how we get a lot of his patience.
His patient would say, I really have faith in that doctor with the tight Dr. Pits.
[00:19:38] Speaker I: It wasn't so much patience. It was just that he was uncomfortable and he just seems patient.
[00:19:45] Speaker F: Wow.
[00:19:46] Speaker I: Let's see.
[00:19:48] Speaker F: He was impatient.
[00:19:49] Speaker I: He was Impatient. Really?
[00:19:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Chad Everett. I always thought he was a vocal kind of folk group. The Chad Everett Trio.
[00:19:57] Speaker H: Chad Mitchell Trio.
[00:19:59] Speaker B: Oh, Chad Mitchell.
[00:20:00] Speaker I: I think somewhere along the line he did try his hand at singing.
Not to.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Not to any. Didn't.
[00:20:08] Speaker F: A lot of people from those actors all had very embarrassing albums.
[00:20:14] Speaker I: Oh, there's a great album that's out, Golden Throats, parts one and two, and it has Sebastian Cabot. Leonard Nimoy has all kinds of people like that.
[00:20:26] Speaker E: Sounds like the name of a porno movie, Jeff.
[00:20:28] Speaker I: Sure it has. It has. What's his name? William Shatner doing Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.
[00:20:33] Speaker F: Really?
[00:20:33] Speaker I: Yes.
[00:20:34] Speaker G: Awful.
[00:20:34] Speaker H: I heard Dr. Demento play that one time.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: It was terrible.
[00:20:38] Speaker F: Horrible. I mean, Leonard T. Moy, Come on.
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Yeah. When you make Dr. The Meadow show, you know, you've really arrived as a great singer.
[00:20:45] Speaker I: It has Sebastian Cabot doing Bob Dylan's It Ain't Me, Babe.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: What is that? The guy who was in Richard Harris doing the Park. What is that?
MacArthur park, which was maybe a half.
Maybe a half a cut above the others, but still not terribly great. He was another guy who used to leap around the stage a lot and jump and all that, but that's a whole other thing. Anyway, we're guessing Chad Everett.
[00:21:14] Speaker I: I keep forgetting about Harris.
[00:21:16] Speaker B: Yeah. What do you think, Jack?
[00:21:19] Speaker I: He's got to be, oddly enough, 59.
[00:21:24] Speaker B: Why do you say oddly enough?
[00:21:26] Speaker F: I don't know.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: I see. That's a good enough reason for me.
Okay. And Tony, what do you think?
[00:21:32] Speaker F: This guy just keeps going and going
[00:21:36] Speaker B: for people who forget he does the Energizer commercials. I mentioned that, like, about three days ago.
[00:21:41] Speaker F: 63.
[00:21:42] Speaker B: 63. Okay. And, Emilio, what do you think?
[00:21:45] Speaker E: I'm going to go with Mrs. Hart's heart start and say 59.
[00:21:49] Speaker F: Right.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: 59. Okay. And D.J.
[00:21:55] Speaker G: i remember seeing him and I was kind of surprised that he looked that good, considering how old he was. I'm gonna say 63.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Well, he. He'd get such a big kick out of that. Wonderful compliment, Marge, what do you say?
[00:22:09] Speaker H: I'll say 62.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: 62. Okay. Actually, I've got two ages for him.
58 and 57. So anybody coming close to either one? And actually, Emilio and Jack said 59, so. And they're. Anyway, they're the closest. So Amelia's got two correct answers.
[00:22:27] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:22:27] Speaker F: So would that mean that he looks even better than you thought he did because he's.
[00:22:34] Speaker G: Yeah, definitely.
[00:22:36] Speaker E: No, but she thought he was older, Tony. So that means he doesn't even look as good as she Thought.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: Okay, let's try to unwind this thing here. We can figure out what all that means. Jacques Cousteau.
[00:22:48] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:22:48] Speaker B: Who's a nice name to say? Jacques? I'm Jacques Cousteau and I talk only underwater. When I'm underwater, I have no accent.
[00:22:57] Speaker F: This guy's so old and so wrinkled that when he goes in the water and comes out, you can't tell it's him. When he comes back, he wrinkles even more.
[00:23:04] Speaker B: He's just got a blue wrinkle is all. You see.
He's the Oscar winning filmmaker, of course, from France.
He also produces PBS television programs. He was co inventor of the aqua Lung in 1943. And he used to bring him along on dates a lot.
Hi, sweetheart. Would you like to try out my aqualung, you know what I'm saying?
Which made the scuba diving actually possible. Anybody here know what scuba diving.
[00:23:33] Speaker F: I do. I do.
[00:23:34] Speaker B: Okay, go ahead.
[00:23:36] Speaker F: Self contained underwater breathing apparatus.
[00:23:38] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:23:39] Speaker F: Exactly.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: Right.
Yeah. What's that, please?
[00:23:43] Speaker G: Does he get a point for that?
[00:23:45] Speaker B: No, he gets. But he gets the satisfaction of knowing that he is correct in an answer. And he should be very proud, as we are of him. And we.
[00:23:53] Speaker F: You know, I'm standing up right now
[00:23:54] Speaker B: at my house, my chin saluting, my
[00:23:57] Speaker F: chest out, chin, and I'm speed. You're exactly right.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: You know what happens at the top of the W, which is the WBC cafeteria up on the top floor, they carve a statue of you in vanilla fudge, standing up, saluting. And that's placed in the cafeteria for an entire week for people who get that extra point. And it will be the Tony Nesbit week.
[00:24:19] Speaker F: And it's a nude also. They do.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: That's right. They do it totally in the nude.
[00:24:24] Speaker F: Yeah, not me. They sculpt it in the nude.
That's right.
[00:24:29] Speaker B: The sculptors, the nude. You're fully clothed with an overcoat and everything.
[00:24:35] Speaker E: Jacques Jacques Cousteau, He's a man's man, is he not?
[00:24:39] Speaker B: He's a man's man. Who we talking about? Jacques Cousteau or Tony? Jacques. I see. Oh, Jacques. Okay, we're gonna start with you. Emilio. Emilio, how old is Jacques?
[00:24:51] Speaker E: God, he's.
[00:24:52] Speaker B: You're gonna accuse me of being of being ethnic here because I picked on you first with a French name? Not sure. You gotta find something about that.
[00:25:01] Speaker E: I'm surprised you didn't call me Emile.
[00:25:04] Speaker F: A French name. Emilio. I'm missing the tie in there, Norm.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: No, no, I just. Emilio seemed to be very sensitive about his Italian background.
And so I thought maybe he would find something sensitive about this, too. You see, it was kind of a far reach for a joke, but forget it.
[00:25:20] Speaker E: I believe Jacques Cousteau was around to write 20,000 Leagues under the Sea with Mr. Verne.
[00:25:26] Speaker I: This man.
[00:25:26] Speaker F: This man authored the Dead sequels. Okay?
[00:25:33] Speaker B: In fact, he was the Dead Sea scroll.
[00:25:36] Speaker H: Those were rather salty comments.
[00:25:39] Speaker E: They scaled his skin and they made the scrolls. I'm gonna say Jacques is 78.
[00:25:45] Speaker B: What kind of an action was that? I don't know.
Sounded kind of like an Irish brogue. And now we're gonna. But now we're gonna have problems along those lines.
[00:25:53] Speaker E: I'm ethically confused tonight, Norm. I don't know ethically.
I think I need to be cleansed.
[00:26:01] Speaker I: He's getting garlic and Gaelic mixed up.
[00:26:04] Speaker B: And Marge also. We missed Marge's brilliant comment about this being salty remarks.
We do. We did catch that, Marge.
It wasn't wasted, just dumb Marge. Jacques Cousteau, how old do you think he is?
[00:26:19] Speaker H: I'll say 77.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: 77. I thought somebody was going to answer in French, you know, like
[00:26:28] Speaker E: sweet.
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what. That's what you said. Yes.
And March said.
And D.J. what do you say?
[00:26:39] Speaker G: Well, I'm at a definite disadvantage here because I thought he was deceased, but.
[00:26:47] Speaker B: Well, that would make him more of a disadvantage than you are.
[00:26:52] Speaker F: Then it'd really be a dead sea in the world.
[00:26:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. We living challenged.
Yeah. No, I believe he's. I believe he's still alive. I'm looking for confirmation.
[00:27:01] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. If Jacques was dead, we'd hear about it normally. Hank, don't you think WBZ news radio would flash that across the screens?
[00:27:07] Speaker B: You know, you never know. They're looking for the big stories, you know, like, was there a fire in Chelsea overnight?
[00:27:14] Speaker F: Okay, he's gone batting out there. There.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:27:17] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:27:17] Speaker F: Right.
[00:27:19] Speaker B: D.J. what do you think? Or.
[00:27:20] Speaker G: Or I'm gonna say 79.
[00:27:23] Speaker B: 79.
Jack. Jacques Jacu. 111.
[00:27:35] Speaker I: He's.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: Oh, 84. 84.
Okay. Obviously, nobody knows how to say 80 in French, so we'll just skirt through that.
[00:27:45] Speaker F: All right.
[00:27:45] Speaker B: I'm sorry, D.J. what did you say?
[00:27:47] Speaker G: 79.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: 79. Okay.
[00:27:50] Speaker F: And, Tony, would you like some more starch in your.
[00:27:56] Speaker B: I was telling Tony once I was in Paris.
Once I was in Paris, I went to this laundry shop, cleaning shop to have my shirts done, you know, because I had to go into Paris with dirty shirts. And I remember the guy talked just like Maurice.
He had married an English woman, He's. During World War II, and he talked Just like Maurice Chevalier, if you remember. Mauricio Valley. With every little breeze, she used to whisper, louis.
And he said, would you like some starch in your car, sir?
Then he began to do a dance across the washing machine. It was beautiful.
It was a terrible beauty for.
Anyway, that's so much for that.
[00:28:47] Speaker F: Jacques Cousteau.
[00:28:48] Speaker B: No.
[00:28:48] Speaker F: Chicken of the Sea.
Now, here's. I'm going to say this in French. Are you ready? No.
[00:28:55] Speaker B: Poul de la Mer.
[00:28:58] Speaker F: Sure. You ready?
[00:28:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:28:59] Speaker F: Okay. Le 88.
[00:29:06] Speaker B: I got the Le. But what does 88 mean?
Okay. Jacques Cousteau is actually 84 years old.
[00:29:16] Speaker F: He's older than that Jack. No, no, no, no.
[00:29:19] Speaker B: Man of the same jacque.
Jacques Lur said 84, so Jack Hawk is the winner.
[00:29:29] Speaker E: That's a Canadian accent, is it not that you're.
[00:29:31] Speaker B: It's a little bit. Yeah.
[00:29:32] Speaker F: Kind of a Mounty type.
[00:29:38] Speaker B: Okay. Adrian Barbo. Another French name there.
Oh, you're getting turned on, aren't you? Just.
[00:29:45] Speaker F: I. I was in love with her for a long time.
[00:29:47] Speaker B: Okay. She played Carol Tranor, Maude's divorced daughter, on the TV series Mod. And she's. She's been another thing still, has she not? Yeah.
[00:29:55] Speaker E: Cannonball Run.
[00:29:56] Speaker B: Cannonball Creep Show.
[00:29:59] Speaker E: Escape from New York Show.
[00:30:01] Speaker B: Y got a lot of fans here with you on this. This game today. That's really nice.
[00:30:05] Speaker F: She's got some nice shelving. I was always attracted to her.
[00:30:07] Speaker B: She's got nice. What?
[00:30:08] Speaker F: Shelving.
[00:30:09] Speaker B: Shelving.
Okay, now, what does that tie in the shelving. I missed something there.
[00:30:15] Speaker F: No, no, she'.
[00:30:16] Speaker G: Nice.
[00:30:17] Speaker F: She's got nice breasts, a nice chest. Oh.
[00:30:19] Speaker B: Oh, that's.
[00:30:21] Speaker F: What do you want me to.
[00:30:21] Speaker B: Is that the. Is that the language of the 90s? They call it shelving because I'm trying to be a 90s guy, and I. And I miss every time.
[00:30:30] Speaker E: Yeah, it's top shelf. No.
[00:30:32] Speaker B: Oh, top shelf. Top shelf. Yeah, top shelf. I remember. Okay. Okay, we'll start with. Let's see. Let's start with DJ how old do you think Adrian Barbeau is?
[00:30:45] Speaker G: I knew you were gonna start with
[00:30:47] Speaker B: me because you happen to be from the Psychic Network, Eh?
[00:30:51] Speaker G: Right.
Because I never watched Maude. Maybe I'll say 49.
[00:31:01] Speaker B: 49. Okay.
And what would you say, Marge, I
[00:31:06] Speaker H: never watched Maude either, so this is just gonna be a guess. I'll say 58.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: 58.
Okay. Okay.
And let's see. Emilio, no.
[00:31:17] Speaker E: Did you know that Mod is a spin off of all in the Family?
[00:31:21] Speaker B: Yes, I did know that. Oh, yes, I did know that.
[00:31:23] Speaker E: I feel really stupid now.
[00:31:24] Speaker B: No, no, you don't. I feel stupid. Because you knew. There's no reason to feel stupid.
[00:31:28] Speaker E: I just thought it was because I was Italian. I'm sorry, what's this now?
[00:31:33] Speaker I: Good Times was a spin off of Mod.
[00:31:35] Speaker E: Oh yeah, that's right, Jack.
[00:31:36] Speaker I: Nice.
[00:31:38] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: So what do you think? How old is Adrian Barbo?
[00:31:40] Speaker E: Well, that changes my answer completely. Now that Good Times is a spin off, sadly enough.
[00:31:44] Speaker F: Jimmy Walk was a spin off from Good Times and wow.
[00:31:49] Speaker I: There you go.
[00:31:49] Speaker F: That's too bad.
[00:31:51] Speaker E: I. I haven't calculate this.
[00:31:52] Speaker B: Did you know that Monday Night Football was a spin off of the Ed Sullivan Show?
[00:31:58] Speaker E: No, I did not.
[00:31:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, a lot of people
[00:32:00] Speaker F: off of Sunday Night Football.
[00:32:02] Speaker B: Was that mouse's name? No, Sunday Night Football was a spin off of the Colgate Comedy Hour.
This is the most stupid conversation I think I've ever been involved.
[00:32:12] Speaker E: You sparked my memory that you made me think of Toppo Ggo, the mouse. Wasn't that the most there in Ed
[00:32:18] Speaker B: Sullivan Gigio right here.
Anyway, how old is that?
[00:32:33] Speaker E: 51.
[00:32:33] Speaker B: 51. Okay, that's her. That's her breast measurements. Now what about her hips?
Okay, okay. Sorry. Tony, what do you think?
[00:32:43] Speaker F: Yes, she's a well stacked 51.
[00:32:47] Speaker B: Also 51.
Okay.
Jack, what do you think?
[00:32:52] Speaker I: 52.
[00:32:53] Speaker B: 52.
Okay. Actually she's 49, which is what the DJ said. DJ who never.
[00:33:01] Speaker H: Yes, she's.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: No, she. Well, that's what it says 49 is. And I have it confirmed in two places. Oh, really?
Just don't ask me what place is. Okay, I knew you were about to ask that. No. So, dj, despite the fact that you said you'd never seen Adrian bubble, you've never seen Maude.
[00:33:18] Speaker G: Well, at least I knew she was still alive.
[00:33:22] Speaker B: I suppose that is an advantage, isn't it?
Okay, Joe Montana.
[00:33:27] Speaker E: All right, Joe.
[00:33:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Pro football quarterback from New Eagle, Pennsylvania. Set a Super bowl record in 1989. Don't forget, you have to pay close attention to these years because that may give you a clue.
Set a Super bowl record in 1980 night passing for 357 yards. He led the San Francisco 49ers. Now, 49 is not a clue to his age, but he threw four Super bowl victories before going to Kansas City in 1993. So he's played football up to very recently. Is he still playing?
[00:34:01] Speaker E: Yes, he is.
[00:34:02] Speaker B: No, he's still playing.
[00:34:04] Speaker E: He's one of those resilient, tough, son of a guns.
[00:34:06] Speaker B: Son of a. Joe Montana.
[00:34:08] Speaker F: They turn that whole Kansas City team
[00:34:10] Speaker B: around around and he's not even Italian.
[00:34:14] Speaker F: I don't know.
[00:34:14] Speaker B: But he has a. They.
[00:34:15] Speaker E: They named the city in Montana after him.
[00:34:18] Speaker B: Joe. They call it Joe Montana. That's very sweet.
[00:34:21] Speaker F: And he signs in under an assumed state.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: That's right.
That's very good. That's very good.
[00:34:28] Speaker F: No problem.
[00:34:28] Speaker B: No problem at all with that.
[00:34:30] Speaker F: Joe divided in his rainbow rabbit.
[00:34:34] Speaker B: Marge, how old do you think Joe Montana is?
[00:34:37] Speaker H: I'll say 30. 30?
[00:34:38] Speaker B: You'll say 30, will you?
[00:34:40] Speaker H: Yep.
[00:34:40] Speaker B: Okay. And D.J.
[00:34:43] Speaker G: i think he's a little older than that. I'm say 36.
[00:34:46] Speaker B: 36.
Okay. What do you say? Emilio?
[00:34:52] Speaker E: I'm gonna say 35.
[00:34:54] Speaker B: 35 says Emilio. And Tony's gonna say 35. 35. And Jack says 37.
Jack says 37. And Jack is the closest racist.
[00:35:04] Speaker F: What?
[00:35:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Because Joe is Joe Montana's 38.
[00:35:07] Speaker F: You're kidding.
[00:35:08] Speaker B: Wow. Where did the years go?
Oh, he was. He's been having a lot of fun. They go by very quickly when you're doing that.
Playing football, eating chocolate.
[00:35:18] Speaker F: I don't believe that. What do you.
[00:35:20] Speaker B: No, I got that in two. Two different sources.
[00:35:22] Speaker E: Tony, I was thinking 36, and then I was going, no, that may be too high. You know, it was like. I don't know. I mean, I didn't sit down and calculate when he came to the league. I didn't have time. No one put a lot of pressure on Army.
[00:35:33] Speaker F: Sorry.
[00:35:35] Speaker B: Sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Let me just double check, okay? The big book says 38, and the AP wire says 38. Also. They both agree on that age. Wow.
[00:35:49] Speaker F: What's the. Give us a scoring update.
[00:35:51] Speaker B: A scoring update. I'd be happy to do that. I'd be so happy to do that.
But let's move along now.
Actually, Emilio and Jack Hyde both have two correct answers each. They both leading the pack. No, wait a minute. Jack has three. Wow. That's right. Jack has three, Emilio has two, DJ has one, and no score, but from Marge or Tony.
[00:36:14] Speaker F: Thank you.
[00:36:15] Speaker H: Boy, I got my comeuppance this time.
[00:36:19] Speaker B: Did you? Is that legal on the annual.
It is. At this time of the day. It's not during. Like, if this were in the afternoon, we could not do a comeuppance.
We can't help it. The FCC says between midnight and 6am you can do comeuppances.
[00:36:33] Speaker E: Only on our show right here, right?
[00:36:35] Speaker B: Well, yeah, they can on the other shows.
Jim Bohannon, he does a comeuppance. He's gone.
He's out of there.
Risa Stevens is A little tougher now. Who?
[00:36:46] Speaker H: I don't know who she is either.
[00:36:47] Speaker F: That is pretty tough.
[00:36:49] Speaker B: She's an opera singer of a few years ago.
Extremely beautiful. She was one of those.
During an era when you thought all opera stars were the big fat lady the singing lasting. I laughed. She was not. She was extremely glamorous and quite exciting.
[00:37:06] Speaker F: How many.
[00:37:06] Speaker B: And I spent years.
[00:37:07] Speaker F: Are you talking?
[00:37:08] Speaker E: Yeah, when Norm says a few years.
[00:37:10] Speaker B: I'm talking. I'm talking several years ago.
[00:37:12] Speaker F: Oh, several.
[00:37:13] Speaker B: Okay, several years.
[00:37:15] Speaker E: Now we're honing in on a Tony.
[00:37:17] Speaker B: Okay. In fact, we're going to start with Jack Hart this time. Risa Stevens.
[00:37:22] Speaker I: Risa Stevens?
[00:37:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
I'd like to sing a few arias that she made famous.
That might help you a little bit.
[00:37:29] Speaker I: Sure.
[00:37:29] Speaker F: Maybe tomorrow.
[00:37:30] Speaker B: Pardon me?
[00:37:31] Speaker F: Maybe tomorrow?
[00:37:32] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe a week from next Tuesday, but not right now.
[00:37:37] Speaker I: Racist Stevens.
[00:37:43] Speaker B: She did not do that one.
[00:37:44] Speaker I: Oh, I see.
[00:37:45] Speaker B: No, that's a male thing.
[00:37:47] Speaker I: Let's see. Risa stevens.
[00:37:49] Speaker B: Risa stevens.
[00:37:50] Speaker F: R, e, s a.
[00:37:51] Speaker B: No r, I, s, e. Like in rise.
All right. But she pronounces it risa.
Are you doing an area?
In an area. You're doing big guy?
[00:38:09] Speaker I: Yes. Yeah.
Let's see. She's got to be 42.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: Huh? 42. 42.
[00:38:22] Speaker I: Sure.
[00:38:22] Speaker E: She's gotta be older than that. If norm refer to her from several years ago.
[00:38:26] Speaker I: Several years ago. I'm sorry. She's gonna have 111.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: What is your final answer?
[00:38:33] Speaker I: 42.
[00:38:34] Speaker B: 42. You're gonna stick with 42? Sure, why not? Okay.
Tony, what do you think?
[00:38:38] Speaker F: She's still singing today.
[00:38:40] Speaker B: I have not heard her singing lately. But then again, lately.
[00:38:44] Speaker F: Here, I love this. Several years ago. Lately has lately mean several years ago also.
[00:38:50] Speaker E: No, lately means about 1968.
[00:38:55] Speaker G: For a while.
[00:38:57] Speaker B: Listen, when a guy's been in broadcasting 50 years, lately means. Really Lately means during the past decade or half century or something.
[00:39:06] Speaker F: Okay. Were you a fan of hers? Not bad. Really?
[00:39:10] Speaker B: Well, we had. We had an affair.
[00:39:11] Speaker F: Okay.
Was it an affair to remember?
[00:39:15] Speaker B: No, I don't remember it now.
[00:39:17] Speaker F: She sang to the whole thing.
[00:39:19] Speaker B: No. No, she said no. Actually, I did like watching her. She was a. She sang beautifully. And she's an extremely attractive woman.
[00:39:27] Speaker H: Can I. Was she a contemporary of Maria Callis?
[00:39:32] Speaker B: No, she's a little older. If you really want an age. I believe she's older than Mariah.
[00:39:38] Speaker E: Jack, I think you got burned in that 42.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: Well, when I said the, you know, a while ago, a long ago, whatever I said, I think that would have ruled out 42. I think, Jack, because. Yeah, but waiting. He's trying to even things out a bit.
[00:39:52] Speaker E: But then, Norm, you gave him ample opportunity to change it. You kept going, you sure you want to stay with that?
[00:39:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. And he said.
[00:39:58] Speaker E: And he said, Friday, too. Then he said, you sure?
[00:40:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Kept saying 42. Yeah.
[00:40:02] Speaker E: So, hey, he deserves whatever he gets, Norm.
[00:40:05] Speaker B: That's right, but he's leading right now because he could blow the lead with this one, you know. But then again, you'd have to beat him because you're the only one close. Close. Thereby.
[00:40:15] Speaker E: Well, I'm going to do what I haven't done in quite some time, Norman. Slow my heartbeat down to seven beats per minute and get into my mantra. Enchant. And. And come up with the correct answer.
[00:40:24] Speaker B: Okay, you can do that. And Tony's meantime has been doing Zen.
[00:40:28] Speaker F: I'd like to answer.
[00:40:29] Speaker B: Okay, we. We accept your answer. We'd like to hear it. 73.
Oh, gee.
Oh, that was. That really stuck up the place. That was really awful.
[00:40:40] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:40:40] Speaker B: Oh, gee, Amelia, what do you think now that you got to your mantra on.
[00:40:49] Speaker C: Excuse me.
[00:40:49] Speaker E: My heartbeat's getting in the way. I'm gonna say.
[00:40:52] Speaker B: I thought that was an imitation of a bullfrog.
[00:40:58] Speaker E: She's gotta be up there with Jacques. I'm gonna say 74. I'm gonna try and cut Tony off at the pass on the high end.
[00:41:05] Speaker B: 74.
[00:41:07] Speaker F: Right up there with Jacques. Jacques is 84.
[00:41:10] Speaker E: Well, she's a woman. She should be younger than Jacques.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: That's right. Women are always younger than men. I never thought of that.
[00:41:15] Speaker F: No matter what case.
[00:41:16] Speaker I: Born on the same day.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: Doesn't matter.
[00:41:17] Speaker F: Always younger than the guy.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: Hey, D.J. what do you think?
[00:41:21] Speaker G: Well, I'm gonna go a little younger than that. I'm gonna say 68.
[00:41:24] Speaker B: 68, okay. And Marge, what do you say?
[00:41:26] Speaker H: I'll say 83.
[00:41:28] Speaker B: 83. Okay. Let me see now. Let me sort this out.
She's actually 81. And so Marge does win that round.
[00:41:36] Speaker E: Well, it was really late.
[00:41:39] Speaker F: Not an embarrassing. He's like 42.
[00:41:43] Speaker B: Well, Jack was absolutely pitiful. I mean, embarrassing. Just to hear him talk.
[00:41:49] Speaker F: I think he may have broke a record there. He was 30, 39 years old.
[00:41:53] Speaker B: Well, he was. That's right. 39 years away from the correct answer.
[00:41:57] Speaker E: I think he just broke his Risa record.
[00:41:58] Speaker I: The White House was open in 1917.
[00:42:00] Speaker F: Thank you very much.
[00:42:04] Speaker E: Nice, Jack, nice.
[00:42:06] Speaker B: But that's.
[00:42:06] Speaker F: That was a date. That's not a birthday.
[00:42:08] Speaker I: I see.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: Okay. How about. How about J. Jackie Stewart?
Jackie Stewart, race car driver. That's from Scotland. Got a Lovely Scottish accent. Three time World Grand Prix champion. He scored 27 Grand Prix race wins. Isn't that something? Now he's a color commentator on racing shows and does some TV commercials. Look at the color of that cab. It's green. Good day.
Oh, that was beautiful. That was just so beautiful.
[00:42:39] Speaker E: That sounded like Jean Luc Picasso. Hard.
[00:42:43] Speaker B: They actually both sound exactly alike. It's a very interesting observation of Scotty.
[00:42:48] Speaker F: Maybe in the engine room.
[00:42:51] Speaker B: Okay, we're going to start with you, Marge. How old is Jackie Stewart?
[00:42:54] Speaker H: I have no idea. I'll guess. 45.
[00:42:57] Speaker B: No idea. Guess. 45. Okay. And D.J. what do you think?
[00:43:02] Speaker G: Well, hasn't raced for a while.
65.
[00:43:07] Speaker B: 62. Okay, D.J. says 62. And what do you say? Medio.
[00:43:14] Speaker F: No.
[00:43:14] Speaker E: Can I do a really bad impersonation of a Scottish person?
[00:43:17] Speaker B: By all means.
[00:43:18] Speaker E: You know how a Scottish person would say there's a mouse in the house?
[00:43:20] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:43:21] Speaker E: They'd say there's a moose in the hoose.
[00:43:23] Speaker B: That's excellent.
[00:43:24] Speaker F: Thank you.
[00:43:25] Speaker B: So good.
[00:43:26] Speaker E: I feel so good about myself now.
[00:43:28] Speaker B: Oh, you should, you should have.
[00:43:29] Speaker E: I'm canceling group all next week.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: Yeah, it should have your self esteem, I imagine in your own eyes has really gone up with that.
[00:43:36] Speaker E: Oh, I'm gonna say he's.
[00:43:41] Speaker B: Please, we're trying to help this man. Don't, don't do that. He's not ready for criticism yet.
Now he's pulling out the bottle. He's drinking again.
You see what you did?
[00:43:53] Speaker I: Wow.
[00:43:55] Speaker E: I'm stunned. I'm gonna say. I'll say 62. Also that, that struck me as a very nice age.
[00:44:00] Speaker B: Very nice age. 62 is a very nice age.
Tony, what do you think would be a nice age for Jackie Stewart?
[00:44:06] Speaker F: It.
[00:44:08] Speaker I: Oh, let's see.
[00:44:10] Speaker B: Most stupid program by there. I can't imagine why I've. Why this is still on the edge. Is there nothing else this the station can dream up to replace us with
[00:44:21] Speaker F: on Sundays? They even tried paid programming. Didn't last a while.
[00:44:27] Speaker B: That's right. I mean those, those, that's right. Those paid commercials. What was wrong with hair. Hair loss and memory loss and stuff? What was wrong with those kind of
[00:44:38] Speaker F: how to feed wild birds from your nose.
[00:44:43] Speaker B: I think it's time to return to the game. I think the ad libbing is getting a little out of hand.
[00:44:48] Speaker F: And then we care. Of course. We have to remember our holistic healing friends.
[00:44:51] Speaker B: Oh, the holistic healing. Yeah. Jackie Stewart.
[00:44:54] Speaker F: Jackie Stewart. He's.
He's a racy 59.
[00:45:00] Speaker B: Racing. 59. Very good. That's very nice. So, and Jack, it says 63. 63, okay. Jackie Stewart actually is 55.
[00:45:14] Speaker F: Wow. The speed limit.
[00:45:15] Speaker E: Wow, look at that, huh?
[00:45:16] Speaker B: Yeah, 55. Let me see.
[00:45:17] Speaker F: Who am I closest? Do I get one?
[00:45:20] Speaker B: I believe you are the closest. Let's see. You said 59. Yes, you are the closest. Yes, you are.
Okay, here's the last one coming up now. Okay, let me give you a rundown of the score so we know where we are as we head down the final lap.
[00:45:37] Speaker F: The final lap.
[00:45:38] Speaker B: Jack has three.
Let's see, Jack has three. And Emilio has two.
And D.J. marge and Tony all have one apiece.
[00:45:51] Speaker F: Are we all winners?
[00:45:52] Speaker E: So, Norm, you know. You know what this means? That means you don't have to send a prize out because it's a WBZ sweep.
[00:45:58] Speaker B: I guess so, yeah. Because either you win or Jack Hart wins or something.
[00:46:02] Speaker F: Yeah.
[00:46:03] Speaker B: But we'll do Henry Cisneros, who's an interesting guy. He was mayor of San Antonio, Texas, and he is now the secretary of. Of hud, is he not?
[00:46:14] Speaker H: Yeah, hud.
[00:46:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:46:16] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:46:16] Speaker B: Housing and Urban Development. The same job that Kent Kemp. I'm sorry, Jack Kemp. Held under the Bush administration.
Henry Cisneros.
Let me see. Let's start with you, Emilio.
[00:46:33] Speaker E: Oh, God, no.
Get some clues after my self esteem
[00:46:36] Speaker B: shot down last time. I know, and I wish I could tell you something more about that. He was president. He was.
[00:46:42] Speaker F: How.
[00:46:43] Speaker E: When was he mayor?
[00:46:43] Speaker B: He was mayor of. Well, up to. Not too many years ago.
Does that help a lot?
[00:46:50] Speaker E: Does that make him 95?
[00:46:52] Speaker B: No, no, he was. He was. He was mayor fairly recently. Before he came into the cab.
[00:46:57] Speaker F: Jeez, you are Mr. Vague.
[00:47:00] Speaker E: He like he really is.
[00:47:02] Speaker F: Not a.
[00:47:02] Speaker E: You know, just nail it, Tony. And it's how to get you in the right direction.
I'm gonna say, you know, all politicians are what, 63?
[00:47:11] Speaker B: Well, not all.
[00:47:13] Speaker E: This one is.
[00:47:14] Speaker B: I know, a politician. That's 97.
I made that up. Doesn't make any sense, what I just said.
[00:47:20] Speaker E: The closest one would have been Claude Pepper, but he just passed away.
[00:47:23] Speaker F: That's true.
[00:47:24] Speaker B: That's true. Yeah, he was. He was up there.
No, Henry Cisneros. How old do you think? I love saying his name.
Henry Cisneros.
Thank you.
Jacques Cousteau is another name. It's nice to say an Adrian Barbeau. That's nice to say. But Chad Everett, you have to say with no expression at all. Chad Everett.
[00:47:46] Speaker E: Same thing with Joe Montana. You know, it's kind of like you got to say with the gruff in your Voice. Joe Montana.
[00:47:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm Joe Montana. And they were sitting in the ball just.
I'm standing near your butt. Pass me the ball.
I don't know why I said that. That wasn't at all funny. It was gross. Yeah, it was. Yeah. My mother would be washing my mouth out with soap if she dared me say that.
[00:48:10] Speaker F: You'd be washing your mouth out with soap if you're just hearing this program to begin with.
[00:48:15] Speaker B: That's true.
[00:48:16] Speaker E: She wouldn't let you out of the house.
[00:48:17] Speaker B: He wanted me to be a concert violinist.
[00:48:20] Speaker F: That's how you disappointed her.
A tragedy.
[00:48:27] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:48:28] Speaker F: Anyway, you do still have to bring the violin in one night and play.
[00:48:32] Speaker B: I'll do that one night. That's true. I keep forgetting to do that one night.
[00:48:35] Speaker F: Very soon. In the near future.
Can you be more vague?
[00:48:39] Speaker E: Soon.
[00:48:40] Speaker B: Soon.
Okay, Henry Schisners.
[00:48:44] Speaker F: We.
[00:48:44] Speaker B: You know, we're running to the end of this program. If you just the.
[00:48:47] Speaker E: I. I gave you my answer about half an hour ago.
[00:48:49] Speaker B: No. Okay. What was that?
[00:48:50] Speaker E: 63.
[00:48:51] Speaker B: 63. You said Henry Cisneros. Okay. And Marge, what do you say?
[00:48:56] Speaker H: I'll say 47.
[00:48:57] Speaker B: 47 says Marge.
[00:48:59] Speaker E: Really bad.
[00:49:00] Speaker B: DJ says 58. DJ says 58. And Jack, 59. Jack says 59.
And Tony, 56. 56. Would you believe that? Marge hit it right on the button with 47.
[00:49:16] Speaker H: Oh, wow.
[00:49:17] Speaker F: Hey, Marge.
[00:49:18] Speaker B: 47. Very good, Marge. Okay, so here are the final results of this reading. Swell game.
Have you been listening to many other stations? Anybody pick this game up from us because it's such a winner?
Nobody has, Eh? Well, what the heck.
[00:49:33] Speaker I: I understand they're gonna start giving away little slips when you get, like, French fries at fast food restaurants. Like a birthday game thing.
[00:49:40] Speaker B: That would be nice. We should have some of those things. You know what? Instead of just all the Walt Disney things and giveaways and stuff.
[00:49:48] Speaker E: And the trips everywhere.
[00:49:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Now they get stuff for the Flintstones. I think they give them stambles. They could give stuff away for the dumb birthday game.
[00:49:58] Speaker F: Sure.
[00:49:58] Speaker E: We're bigger than they are.
[00:50:00] Speaker B: We are huge.
Jack Hart, anyway, wins it. He's got three correct answers. Jack Emilio comes in second with two.
And the rest of you, Tony. DJ oh, wait a minute. Marches also has two.
Yeah, and DJ Tony.
And that's it. That's it. Has the other one a piece. You all did very well.
God love you. You're okay, you guys. You're okay, all of you.
[00:50:28] Speaker F: You're not so. You're not too bad yourself.
[00:50:29] Speaker E: Even Italian people.
[00:50:34] Speaker B: You'll be all right. It'll take a little while because you know.
[00:50:40] Speaker E: That's right.
[00:50:42] Speaker B: You'd be surprised. I have to twist conversations around when you only know one proverb in Italian.
I do know. Scoba, Benny, scoba.
No, I guess I don't know that one either.
[00:50:53] Speaker E: Sweet.
[00:50:53] Speaker B: Good. Yeah. Scoba Nova. Scoba B.
[00:50:55] Speaker F: Right.
[00:50:57] Speaker E: Room is sweeps.
[00:50:58] Speaker B: Well, sweeps clean. Sweep as well. Yeah.
Anyway, Marge.
[00:51:03] Speaker H: Yep.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Grazia.
Appreciate the call on your telephano.
[00:51:09] Speaker E: Huh?
[00:51:10] Speaker H: Okay.
[00:51:10] Speaker E: You sounded like Gino Ola Brigida.
[00:51:12] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. Wait till I tell you about that. In a few minutes, we're gonna have to take a break for the La Notizia de Giorno and Il Bulletino materiologico.
Hey, dj.
[00:51:24] Speaker G: Thanks, Norm. I'm glad Adrian Barbeau was alive.
[00:51:28] Speaker B: Oh, yes, she is. She's very much alive. Oh, yes. And thank you very much for playing the game.
[00:51:32] Speaker F: You're.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: You're. You're okay.
[00:51:34] Speaker G: Thanks. I had fun.
[00:51:35] Speaker B: We had fun with you, too. And I hope we have fun with you again lots of times.
Hey, Jack.
[00:51:40] Speaker I: Yeah?
[00:51:41] Speaker B: Thanks.
[00:51:41] Speaker I: No, thank you.
[00:51:42] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:51:42] Speaker B: Bye. Bye.
Tony. I guess Tony hung up on it.
[00:51:46] Speaker E: He doesn't like us very much.
[00:51:47] Speaker B: No, he doesn't. And I thank you very much. Thank you. You're okay. Okay.
[00:51:51] Speaker E: Thank you.
[00:51:52] Speaker B: And don't. And I didn't say you're okay, even though you're Italian. So don't really do it then.
[00:51:57] Speaker E: Okay, I won't.
[00:51:58] Speaker B: Okay. Anyway, there is new right now at la notice on WBZdonia. Eh, we.
[00:52:06] Speaker A: That had to be the most exotic station Id ever heard on wbz. You could really hear the fun Norm was having during that whole game. Before we go, I have another sign of Norm to tell you you about. I recently shared on YouTube that the great Don Batting had passed away. He was one of the best reporters WBZ had at the time. His authoritative voice was awesome. Well, dear Nathanites, that very same evening I'm producing this episode. And whose name is mentioned? You heard it? Don Batting. I mean, really. Now that I think of it, maybe Don was there with Norm saying hello from that radio studio in the center sky. I'm sure you're both catching up right now. Until next time, closing the vault and leaving this world a little sillier than we found it. 4 whooping it up party lines, Little ladies call waiting bookies, Pimps and hookers.
Fantastic yet suspicious lives Immobilizing pain.
The Callahan Tunnel 9X Operator Emergency Breakthrough Busy signals making assumptions self conscious Italians, Westinghouse therapy groups, Romantic tunnel photographs underacting Norm's Gene Wilder impression. Assumed names. Elmore Torn Jr, Kris Kross, Seymour Lefkowitz. Tight doctor pants, Golden Throats, Part 1 and 2. The greatest pickup line ever. Would you like to try out my aqua? Or along saluting yourself, the top of the W, Carved fudge statues, norms, French impressions. My old crush, Adrian Barbeau. Spin offs confirming in two places late night comeuppances lately, several years ago, in the near future and soon. Arias A H H H R I A S Ah rias. Cause never mind meditating Zen mantras. Jack's Scottish impression. Emilio's Scottish impression. Norm's Italian impression. Emilio Morata, also known as Bronco Steel. Jack callahan, Hart and Mr. Vague. Norm Bucky Nathan, an admirer of fine shelving everywhere.
I'm Tony Nesbitt.
