Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness with Tony Nesbitt - Ep 251 - Hazel the Psychic

[00:00:00] Speaker A: As we begin our journey to the next 250 episodes, I just want to thank everyone again for your support. I'm still working on some other features to add to the vault of silliness broadcast empire. It's a one man show here, so hang in there. You can find links in the description on ways to support my efforts here. Today we have a Dumb birthday game from September 5, 1992, which shall be titled Hazel the Psychic. The players, Constance from Weymouth, Jimmy and Winthrop. Hazel from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, Carol and Lynn. I'm producing and playing from a darkened room. And Jack Hart returning from the day shift. And playing from a different darkened room. The birthdays. Carol Lawrence, Raquel Welch, Jack Valenti, William Devane, Kathy Gisewhite and Bob Newhart. And we get two events in history. In what year did the Munich Olympic Games slaughter occur? And then in what year did President Gerald Ford escape an assassination attempt by Lynette Squeaky Fromm? We get ourselves two, count them, two post game commercials. Gold Bond with Richard Roloff of Dallas, Texas and his itchy underarm rash. And Dave made it with a Wild Farm stand promo. Episode 251, Hazel the Psychic sees its way to your ears in three, two, and one. [00:01:22] Speaker B: That's what we're going to do. We're going to play the Dumb Birthday Game. We have a panel, a panel envied by everybody. Everybody would like this panel. It is just so darn solid. And for those of you who are new to the Dumb Birthday game, the rules are quite simple. I tell you who was born today. This today being September 5th. Saturday, September 5th. And our panel guesses how old that person is on this date, which is a wonderful concept. I can't understand why somebody else didn't think of it long before us. Constance is one of the be on the panel with us today from Weymouth. Hi, Constance. Oh, my goodness. My goodness. Constance, turn your radio down, Constance, and listen to me on the telephone. For God's sakes, come to the phone. Constance. Constance, turn your radio down. Constance, you're holding everything up. Constance, for God's sakes, what's happening to you? I'm starting. [00:02:23] Speaker C: Hi, Nami. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Notice I'm starting to yell. [00:02:25] Speaker C: Yes, this is that lousy phone you always give me. Tony. [00:02:29] Speaker B: What's that, please? [00:02:31] Speaker C: Hello? [00:02:31] Speaker B: Yes, yes. What did you just say? [00:02:34] Speaker C: I said this phone. I can barely hear you on it. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Well, that's okay. [00:02:38] Speaker C: I turned up my radio. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:39] Speaker C: Okay, number one. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't listen on your radio now because otherwise you'll get very confused. Just listen on the phone. Can you hear me enough to get by? [00:02:47] Speaker C: Yes, I think so. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Okay, that's good. Okay, let me introduce you to some other members of the panel. We have Jimmy, who's out in Winthrop, who's been with us before, also. [00:02:56] Speaker D: Good morning, Norm. How are you? [00:02:57] Speaker B: Just fine. How are you doing today? [00:02:58] Speaker D: Good, thanks. [00:02:59] Speaker B: I'm glad to hear that. We have Hazel from Ontario, Canada. [00:03:04] Speaker E: Good morning, Norm. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Hey, good morning, Hazel. What town are you in? [00:03:07] Speaker E: In Ontario, same time as you. [00:03:10] Speaker B: No, no, no, I didn't say. Oh, what town? What town? [00:03:13] Speaker E: Hamilton, Ontario. [00:03:14] Speaker B: Oh, Hamilton, Ontario. We have a Hamilton, Massachusetts, very close to where I live. I know that doesn't impress you, but. And I don't even know why I said it. Anyway, let's go to Carol, who's in Lynn, Massachusetts. Hi, Carol. [00:03:30] Speaker C: Hi, Norm. How are you? [00:03:32] Speaker B: Fine, thank you. Have you played with us before? [00:03:34] Speaker C: Yes, about three weeks ago. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Oh, well, I'm glad to have you back again. [00:03:37] Speaker C: Oh, good to be back. [00:03:39] Speaker B: Okay. And we have with us Tony also. Tony. [00:03:43] Speaker F: Yes. [00:03:44] Speaker B: Where are you? I'm right here. Oh, I see you're in. [00:03:47] Speaker F: You're going to turn a light on. [00:03:48] Speaker B: You're in the darkened room there. Okay. And also in a darkened room, but a separate darkened room. Because if they were both in the same darkened room together, I'd begin to worry a little bit. Is Jack Hart. Hi, Jack. Hello. Okay, you're all set to play the D. You have. You haven't been on this. This night for several weeks now. Were they testing you out for daytime? Oh, no, no, no. And I thought you. And you failed miserably. So they threw you back to this shift again. They threw me back to the lions. Yeah. [00:04:17] Speaker F: It was on sabbatical. [00:04:18] Speaker B: Yes, I was a sabbatical. What's going on? Cause I heard you during the daytime when there was real traffic around. That doesn't happen too often. No, I thought you handled it very well, considering you must have been terribly bewildered. Oh, yes. Look at those. Those are real cars. Yes. Not like the nighttime when we make it up. Yes. And the sweat was beating up on my knitted brow. I imagine that too. It just. It poses a picture that is totally nauseating. Okay, let me. Let me. Let me give you. [00:04:48] Speaker F: I kind of liked it. Sorry. [00:04:51] Speaker B: Well, that makes it for certain they're. [00:04:55] Speaker D: Not in the same room. [00:04:56] Speaker B: No, I'm glad they're separate, darker rooms. Okay, the. Today is the birthday September 5th, of Carol Lawrence. The singer married for a While to Robert Goulet. [00:05:11] Speaker D: 1. Just not Robert forever. [00:05:12] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Robert Goulet, very much like myself. Charming, sort of sophisticated looking. Terribly good looking. [00:05:22] Speaker F: Same mustache? [00:05:23] Speaker B: Yeah, same mustache, except mine's a paste on. But hey, what the heck, it goes. And I didn't really want one, except it went with the nose and the phony glasses. So, Constance, I'm gonna ask you, how old is Carol Lawrence? [00:05:42] Speaker C: I'll say 55. [00:05:44] Speaker B: 55, because she was in west side Story when one of her big first, big breaks was west side Story. [00:05:50] Speaker F: I thought it was when she fell down off the swing as a child. [00:05:55] Speaker B: Oh, brakes. Fell down. I see. I see. [00:05:59] Speaker F: Oh, gee, I've been honing up my material. [00:06:02] Speaker B: Oh, geez. [00:06:03] Speaker F: I think I'm gonna take a few more days and hone a little more. [00:06:07] Speaker B: Oh, that. Just polish it up just a bit more. We may be able to do some booking for you here at our agency. In the meantime, if you just leave your name with the girl at the desk, we'll be in touch eventually. But don't call us whatever you do, please. Jimmy, how old do you think Carol Lawrence is on this September 5th? [00:06:28] Speaker D: Oh, 61. [00:06:30] Speaker B: 61 years of age. Or as we say, 61 years young. Thank you. Hazel from Hamilton, Ontario. Hey, Hazel. [00:06:39] Speaker E: Hello. [00:06:40] Speaker B: Hello. [00:06:41] Speaker E: 67. [00:06:43] Speaker B: What do you do up there in Hamilton? [00:06:45] Speaker E: What do I do? Not much of anything. [00:06:48] Speaker B: Okay, you're pretty much. You're pretty much independently wealthy. Yeah, this. Doing the same kind of stuff we're doing down here. Just kind of fooling around a little bit. [00:06:57] Speaker E: That's about it. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Okay. And Carol and Lynn, how old do you think Carol Lawrence is? [00:07:03] Speaker C: I think she's 59. [00:07:05] Speaker B: 59 years of age. Okay. And what do you say, Tony? [00:07:09] Speaker F: I'll say 61. [00:07:12] Speaker B: 61 says Tony. And Jack Hart, ace traffic reporter. Thank you. I'll say 58. 58. Okay. The actual age of Carol Lawrence today, September 5th, is 57. Jack's 58 is the very closest. Nobody said 56. Constance at 55, which was very good, Constance. But Jack has won the first round as we go to Raquel Welch, who's also won on the stadium. I don't know whether she was born on this day or just finely tuned and honed on this day. Excuse me. I just paused there while I thought of her and her entire body. And I was going crying. I was starting to get the same beads of perspiration that Jack had settled out. Yeah. Okay, we'll start with you. [00:08:14] Speaker F: They weren't on your brow, were they? [00:08:15] Speaker B: No, they were not. But the rest we don't care to talk about. Raquel Welch. James. Jack, we'll start with you. How old do you think Raquel Welch is today? GM I hope I'm right. I wouldn't want to go a bust. [00:08:31] Speaker F: Say that she is. That was a grape joke. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Welch. Welch. [00:08:38] Speaker F: I just wanted to make sure. [00:08:40] Speaker D: Quit whining. [00:08:41] Speaker B: This isn't the David Brudno Show. We have to explain everything. You know, we have an audience that understands what we're saying. The fact that we say it much more simply, of course, is a whole different. [00:08:50] Speaker F: Well, I didn't get any response. I figured I'd explain it. Dug the hole a little bit deeper for me. [00:08:57] Speaker B: The thing is, we got it the first time. [00:08:59] Speaker F: I know, I know. [00:09:02] Speaker B: I'll say that she's 53. 53. Okay. And Tony? 53, also 53. Okay. Carol? [00:09:10] Speaker C: 52. [00:09:11] Speaker B: 52. Hazel, what do you think? [00:09:15] Speaker E: 50. [00:09:16] Speaker B: 50. Okay. Jimmy? [00:09:19] Speaker D: I like 53. [00:09:21] Speaker B: You like 53. Okay. I like that, too. I was that age once myself, you know. And I liked it just so much. I wanted to stay there, but I don't know, they just didn't let me. [00:09:35] Speaker D: And you were shaped like Raquel Welch at that age, too. [00:09:38] Speaker B: I was? Yeah. You could hardly tell us apart standing on her head. Yeah, except I was more sensu. You know what I'm saying? Oh, God. [00:09:48] Speaker D: With the paste on mustache and the glasses. [00:09:50] Speaker B: That's right. And the phony nose and the glasses. Okay. Constance, how old do you think Raquel Welch is? [00:09:58] Speaker C: I'll go with Jack. H A, R, T. 53. [00:10:03] Speaker B: It's H A R, T, E. Did. [00:10:04] Speaker C: You know that's his name? [00:10:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, you know you put the E on his last name. Did you just spell his name or am I hearing things? [00:10:12] Speaker C: Did I? Yeah, I spelled his name. I can spell. What do you want to know? [00:10:16] Speaker B: No, no, I didn't know. No, he spells it with an E at the end. I didn't know what he had done that. See? How the hell would it be? [00:10:24] Speaker F: Well, she did do it and why she did it, we don't know. [00:10:27] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't have no idea why making an issue out of it. Okay. The actual age of Raquel Welch is exactly what Hazel said. 50. 50. Right on the button. 50 years old. [00:10:41] Speaker F: I think that's wrong. [00:10:42] Speaker B: I'm gonna check my two sources. I knew there would be an objection. My one source says Raquel Wells, 50, actress, model, born in Chicago, Illinois, look alike. 1942. That's right, Noah. And the other source says Raquel Welch, actress, Raquel Welch. Oh, the other One says she's 52. I didn't see that. Yeah. And they have two different ages. I tell you what we'll do. [00:11:11] Speaker F: I thought she was 53. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah. So that means that Carol and Lynn said 52. We'll accept both. Because I don't know which one is correct. [00:11:19] Speaker C: I'm right. [00:11:21] Speaker F: I think she is right. [00:11:22] Speaker B: Did you too? Where did. [00:11:24] Speaker D: She's right? [00:11:25] Speaker B: Well, no. The AP, Associated Press at 52. That's probably where you saw it. Did you? [00:11:29] Speaker C: No. No. [00:11:30] Speaker B: Where did you see these? [00:11:31] Speaker C: Woman's instinct. [00:11:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Because she's been 50 for an awful long time. [00:11:34] Speaker C: Yes. I don't count her wrinkles. [00:11:36] Speaker B: Okay. Oh. So, Carol, you were just guessing her age? [00:11:39] Speaker C: Yep. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Okay, well, give you the correct answer on that one too. Along with Hazel. [00:11:45] Speaker C: Terrific. Thank you. [00:11:47] Speaker B: Okay. And if luck keeps with you, you'll get a tasty, tasteless, nothing kind of tacky prize. [00:11:55] Speaker C: I hope so. [00:11:56] Speaker F: So sure it was 53. Who was 53? I thought she was. I was so sure she was 53. [00:12:01] Speaker B: Well, you were not 52. [00:12:02] Speaker F: That's why. [00:12:02] Speaker B: Well, you were close. I know you were very close. As a matter of fact, four of you guessed 53, didn't you? Yeah. Constance, Jimmy, Tony and Jack all guessed. [00:12:11] Speaker F: That's why I knew 50 was definitely wrong. [00:12:13] Speaker B: I know she was over that. I guess you were right there. Okay, here's. Here's the president of the Motion Picture association of America. And he always comes out with boring stuff. Presidents of exciting organizations like movies, they're always boring, boring. His name is Jack Valenti. He was. I don't know, he designed the rating system or he had something to do with it, I guess on our screen. Sounds like Alan Friedberg. You know who's with the. Was with SAC Theaters. What is that called now? Is that Lowes? Lowe's Theaters. Yeah. They take a glamorous industry and they talk about it like a business. And it becomes so boring. They say things like on our screens across America, the product that we are exhibiting. And you forget they're talking about movies which are quite exciting. Am I talking too much? I think I am. [00:13:10] Speaker F: I think that right now, this moment ranks right there with the Superman story. [00:13:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess outside of Jack and me, everybody else is getting beads of perspiration on their face. Let's start with you, Carol. How old do you think Jack Valenti is? [00:13:25] Speaker C: Jack? 68. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Jack is 68. Okay. And Jimmy, what do you say? [00:13:33] Speaker D: 72. [00:13:34] Speaker B: 72. And Constance? [00:13:40] Speaker C: 73. [00:13:41] Speaker B: 73. What do you think, Hazel? Do you know Jack Villani up there in Canada? [00:13:48] Speaker E: I Have no idea who he is. [00:13:49] Speaker B: Yeah, he's head of the Motion Picture Association. And when you go to a movie and you see it's a PG film or an R rated film, he had a lot to do with those ratings. And he's head of that whole bunch of folks. [00:14:01] Speaker E: What year was he born in? [00:14:03] Speaker B: He was born in 1981. You're not going to trap me into that, Hazel. I'm an American. I'm so darn smart. [00:14:15] Speaker E: 71. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Okay, 71. Okay. What do you say, Jack? 74. 74. And it's not 70, it's 70. 70. 74, Tony. [00:14:31] Speaker F: No, it's not 70, it's 71. 70. [00:14:35] Speaker B: You're gonna say 71. [00:14:37] Speaker F: 71. Yeah. [00:14:38] Speaker B: 71 is very good. You and Hazel are correct. [00:14:41] Speaker E: All right. [00:14:42] Speaker B: He is 71 years old on this very day. God love. [00:14:46] Speaker E: You're smart, Tony. [00:14:48] Speaker D: You're st by that. [00:14:50] Speaker B: You want to fool around with Tony Carol, now that you won that, I mean. [00:14:54] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah, definitely. [00:14:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:56] Speaker F: They both. [00:14:57] Speaker B: Oh, you both want to. [00:14:59] Speaker E: I'm sure Tony's got enough for two. [00:15:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he. It's the kind of. [00:15:05] Speaker D: It's the kind of talking about his hands. [00:15:08] Speaker B: I think we better stop this right this minute. [00:15:11] Speaker F: It's some perspiration on. [00:15:14] Speaker B: I don't mind if I'm involved. You talking dirty, but if you're gonna leave me out, I've got to watch out for this. [00:15:19] Speaker D: Now's the time to give Tony the fake glasses and the mustache. [00:15:24] Speaker F: Sneak out of here. [00:15:25] Speaker B: He can wear his black socks and a funny little hat and we'll film it. Film what? I don't see at the end. [00:15:32] Speaker C: Did he guess how old Tony and Jack are? [00:15:34] Speaker B: No, we're not going to guess that at all. No, we're not going to guess that. That's a terrible suggestion. And you go to your room. [00:15:41] Speaker C: Okay, I'm leaving now. [00:15:43] Speaker B: And take Dan Quayle with you. [00:15:45] Speaker E: No way. [00:15:47] Speaker B: William. William Devane. Do you know that name? That's an actor. Yeah, he's good name. What is he? [00:15:53] Speaker D: Ripples of October? [00:15:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:15:56] Speaker D: And Knots Landing. [00:15:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:58] Speaker B: Knots Landing. Yeah. Okay. I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know. [00:16:02] Speaker D: And the. And he was in. [00:16:04] Speaker E: He was in Dynasty. [00:16:07] Speaker B: Dynasty as well as Knights Landing. [00:16:09] Speaker D: Negative. [00:16:10] Speaker C: I don't think so. [00:16:11] Speaker B: That doesn't seem as though he'd be in both of those. [00:16:13] Speaker F: Who was he in the Missiles of October? [00:16:15] Speaker B: So. [00:16:16] Speaker C: Jfk. [00:16:17] Speaker B: Oh, I know who that is. Oh, yeah, he does, doesn't he? I know you mean. Oh, jfk. Okay, sure. I get you. I get You. Okay, let's start with. Let's start. Well, let's see. Let's start with Tony on this one. William Devane. How old then, would he be? [00:16:34] Speaker F: I'd say he's probably, oh, 50, 56. [00:16:40] Speaker B: 56. All right. And what would you say, Constance? [00:16:46] Speaker C: I'll say 57. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. What is it? Was that a bitter. Yeah. Was that a. Was that. You think you know so much? [00:16:56] Speaker F: Yeah, that's the kind of. Yeah, that was. [00:16:58] Speaker B: Oh, I see. Jack, what do you. Jack Hart. What do you say? Ask not what his age was yesterday, ask what his age will be today. I would say 53. 53. He played Bobby Kennedy, too, didn't he? At something. [00:17:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Did he? None of us really know. We can thank him. Oh, yeah, sure. It's a thing that a lot of people didn't get to see. But anyway. Hazel, do you know William Devane? [00:17:30] Speaker C: Yep. [00:17:31] Speaker B: Okay. How old would you say he is? [00:17:33] Speaker E: 53. [00:17:34] Speaker B: 53. Okay. You're gonna go along with Jack Hart, are you? [00:17:39] Speaker E: Yes, I am. [00:17:39] Speaker B: Oh, you know what happened to the last woman who went along with Jack Hart? [00:17:43] Speaker E: No, I don't. [00:17:46] Speaker C: She's out doing the weather. [00:17:48] Speaker B: She's out doing the weather. Well, that's better than anything I could have come up with. I was going to say she's the hood ornament on a 1953 Pontiac, but that doesn't even mean anything. Anyway, Jimmy, what do you say? How old is William Devane? [00:18:05] Speaker D: Did you know he used to work on a shrimp boat? He used to de vein them. Okay. Oh, he's 57. [00:18:15] Speaker B: We're giving Jimmy a little too much time to think. [00:18:19] Speaker D: I had to think of something. [00:18:21] Speaker B: And, Carol, what do you say? [00:18:23] Speaker C: I think 57 also. [00:18:25] Speaker B: 57 also. So we have three guesses of 57. And we have two guesses of 53. And that's right on the button. He's 50. 53 years old today. So Hazel and Jack both win. That a lot of you are probably saying. Norm, would you review the score so far? [00:18:43] Speaker F: I was just going to ask you that. [00:18:44] Speaker B: I had a feeling you were. [00:18:45] Speaker F: Hold on, Norm. Scoring update. [00:18:47] Speaker B: A scoring update. Okay. Hazel has got three out of four. This is a lady in Canada, doesn't even know these people. We haven't mentioned Alan Thicker or Paul Schaefer, any of the Canadians from your way. Anyway, Hazel, you have. I guess you do know them because you. You hit all three right on the button. Every single one. Do you have a list of people born on this day? [00:19:13] Speaker E: I don't have any list. [00:19:16] Speaker B: And I. [00:19:16] Speaker E: Didn't even know who that guy that was 71 was. [00:19:19] Speaker B: Wow. So you. These are all guesses? [00:19:21] Speaker E: They're guesses, yes. [00:19:23] Speaker B: As Jack was just suggesting, you may be psychic and we may be able to use you. Would you like to be on the Bob Raleigh show, say, one night a week? [00:19:35] Speaker D: Very good. [00:19:39] Speaker B: And Jack has two. Jack has done very well so far. He's got two. [00:19:43] Speaker C: Two. [00:19:43] Speaker B: Carol and Tony both have one. One victory. Constance and Jimmy are both very decent people. And I see. Win or lose, it doesn't matter. What the heck. Okay, here's one of. Here's one of. [00:19:57] Speaker C: How come Jack had 53 and I had it and Jimmy had it, too? [00:20:03] Speaker D: I had 57. [00:20:04] Speaker B: No, Jimmy had 57. [00:20:05] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about the second number. [00:20:09] Speaker E: Raquel Welch. [00:20:11] Speaker C: Raquel Welsh. [00:20:11] Speaker B: Raquel Welch. Yeah. [00:20:14] Speaker D: I said 53. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Four of you. As a matter of fact, four people said 53. Yeah. [00:20:18] Speaker F: It was wrong, Constance. That's why. [00:20:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Why are you bringing that up now, Constance? You have some kind of a troublemaker or. What is this? I don't even understand what you wish. Why you brought that up. [00:20:30] Speaker C: Forget it. [00:20:32] Speaker D: I'll look a politician. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. This is Kid. Kathy Ge. White. Oh, yeah. Who's the. Who. Who's. Whose comic strip is Kathy? Who looks nothing like her. No. Nice legs. Oh, yeah. Kathy. Guys. Yes, she's very attractive lady. [00:20:50] Speaker F: I don't like that strip. [00:20:51] Speaker B: You don't? [00:20:51] Speaker F: Well, you know, I used to read it, but I. I don't read it anymore. [00:20:54] Speaker B: I read it now because I want to understand women. [00:20:57] Speaker D: Gilbert McGlob is the best one. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Gilbert. [00:21:00] Speaker D: Yeah. That's hilarious. I think it's good. [00:21:04] Speaker B: I don't know. I. Did you see Dagwood's gonna quit his job. Speaking of such things. [00:21:08] Speaker D: Yeah. Mr. Dillers. [00:21:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:10] Speaker D: Yeah. He's gonna give him what for and quit. Yeah. [00:21:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Son of a gun. Yeah. And there was a story today about Superman's gonna die. Yeah. Yep. This past day. That's right. Superman was gonna die. But then he's from kryptonite. So that they can bring him back to life again. You could do that with people from kryptonite. [00:21:28] Speaker D: Good. [00:21:29] Speaker B: Not Venus or Pluto, but kryptonite. You can. [00:21:32] Speaker D: No. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Krypton. [00:21:32] Speaker F: Yeah, sure. [00:21:33] Speaker B: Oh, Krypton. That's right. [00:21:35] Speaker F: He's a Kryptonite from Kryptonite. [00:21:38] Speaker B: I'm a Kryptonite from Krypton. You ought to see me do my stuff. [00:21:43] Speaker F: Well, I thought kryptonite would be the. Not necessarily. They would. I thought they'd be Kryptonians or something. And kryptonite was the ground that they walk on because it's from the planet Krypton. [00:21:55] Speaker D: Kryptonite is the stuff that kills them. [00:21:56] Speaker B: The green kryptonite, the red one makes. [00:21:59] Speaker D: Him alter his books. If you read the comics. [00:22:03] Speaker F: Oh, my life is ruled by the comics. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Well, if anybody's tuning in now for the very first time to this program, I'm wondering, what is that? What is that that's going on there? [00:22:13] Speaker F: If you listen closely, you can hear the dial still going over static as they switch to another stage. [00:22:19] Speaker B: What are they going to turn to? You going to turn to us. You're going to listen to Talk Net or Larry King. What do you need with those? Those for schleck. The program. [00:22:30] Speaker D: Flip over to another state. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. Yeah. [00:22:33] Speaker F: Who are we talking about? [00:22:34] Speaker B: Oh, we're talking Kathy Guyswe. [00:22:36] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [00:22:37] Speaker B: Today is her birthday and I will call upon. Let's start with you, Constance. How old do you think Kathy Guisewhite is today? Who? [00:22:44] Speaker F: I know. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Says who? We just went through 10 minutes of smirking Low. Well, we do. We talk to low. Because that's where we figure you are, Constance. [00:22:56] Speaker C: Who did you say? [00:22:57] Speaker B: Kathy. She writes. She does the comic strip Kathy. That's in the Herald. Oh, Kathy Geisweit, the little, little funny lady. The comic strip is the little funny lady. She's a big, lovely, beautiful lady. She reminds me of you, Constance. She's got sense of feel and fantastic legs. [00:23:19] Speaker C: Don't be making fun of me. [00:23:23] Speaker F: We threw them out, Constance. Don't worry about it. [00:23:25] Speaker B: How old is Kathy Gisewhite? [00:23:29] Speaker C: 32. [00:23:30] Speaker B: 32, okay. Do you ever read the comic strip Kathy? [00:23:34] Speaker C: I don't like it. [00:23:36] Speaker B: Oh, you have read it, though? Yeah, you know, we're talking about that. [00:23:40] Speaker C: I don't like the way it's printed. [00:23:44] Speaker F: She sound like my mother. [00:23:46] Speaker B: I don't like the way. That's good. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Thank you. Who said that? [00:23:50] Speaker F: My mother has. Oh, wait till she hears this game. Now. [00:23:53] Speaker C: You know, I like the ball and Loser. [00:23:55] Speaker F: Never mind. Like the. [00:23:56] Speaker C: What you ever rude? The born loser. [00:23:59] Speaker B: Oh, born loser. She speaks not too clearly. Born loser. Yes, it is a funny thing. Yeah, it is. It is. [00:24:07] Speaker E: Constance, you've never read. [00:24:09] Speaker B: No, I've seen it. Anyway, Jimmy, what do you. How old do you think Kathy Gaaz White is? [00:24:15] Speaker D: Well, you know, I think she's 39. [00:24:19] Speaker B: Oh, gee. [00:24:20] Speaker C: What did he say? [00:24:23] Speaker B: You missed all the humor there, Constance. See, he was doing his Jack Benny thing. [00:24:29] Speaker D: I just wanted to make me sound lousy so you'd sound so good. [00:24:33] Speaker B: That's right. And you gave it up after about two words. Well, you know, I don't blame you, because everybody, you know, tries to. Oh, the hell. Anyway, 39. We'll mark you down for 39, Hazel. What do you think? [00:24:54] Speaker E: 42. [00:24:55] Speaker B: 42. [00:24:57] Speaker F: Do we lose somebody? [00:24:59] Speaker D: Not me. [00:24:59] Speaker B: No. Carol. [00:25:01] Speaker C: What about 33? [00:25:03] Speaker B: What about 33? Okay. [00:25:05] Speaker C: That's a good year. [00:25:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Tony. [00:25:08] Speaker F: Now can I say something about my mother? [00:25:11] Speaker B: Yes, you may. Okay. [00:25:13] Speaker F: Try to say it before, but Constance would let me when she said she didn't like the comic. I know my mother. I'll say this is a great comic. There's too many words, you know? There's just too many words packed into that small. [00:25:25] Speaker C: Your mother doesn't like Kathy either? [00:25:28] Speaker F: I didn't say that. [00:25:29] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:25:33] Speaker B: Oh. She figures any comic should be visual with a lot of action and not too many words. Yeah, well, that's not a. That's not a terrible thing. [00:25:41] Speaker F: I know. No, not at all. I just. The minute she said that, she didn't like it. [00:25:45] Speaker B: No, but the fact is that you don't get along with your mother, do you? And you have fights all the time. And you're an evil child. Yeah. [00:25:50] Speaker F: Over the comics, too. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Okay. How old are you? [00:25:55] Speaker F: She's 41. [00:25:56] Speaker B: 41. Okay. And Jack? 44. I love the way he says that, don't you? Can you do that for us again? 44. No, but the. The side before that. Oh, wait a second. I have to get back into a mode of angst. Okay, let me. How's that? No, put the whole thing. Yeah, you got it out. [00:26:21] Speaker D: Oh, Woody, you're more excited about bulb changes. [00:26:26] Speaker B: I'm hyperventilating. Okay, 44. Well, it wasn't exactly. No, no, let's. Anyway, Kathy Kaiser version. That's right. Or it comes also in 16 track cassette, if you would like that, too. You could hear him in 17 corners of your room. [00:26:50] Speaker F: Wouldn't that be weird if you don't have 17 corners? [00:26:52] Speaker B: That's right. The amazing technology. [00:26:55] Speaker F: It builds 17 corners when you play it. [00:26:58] Speaker B: And it disappears as soon as the cassette is through. The actual age of Kathy Gisweit is the actual age. See, if you find something strange about this, it's the actual age that Hazel, who's got the three previous ones right on the. [00:27:14] Speaker F: And what did she say? [00:27:15] Speaker B: She said 42, which is Kathy Gazewitz's age. [00:27:18] Speaker D: She's got to be related to Paul from moff. [00:27:21] Speaker B: Hazel has got four out of five all four of them. Exactly. On the button. [00:27:26] Speaker E: You know, I'm sitting here playing a tendo and just sitting, just saying any number. [00:27:31] Speaker B: Are you really? You're not, you're not, you're not looking these up. [00:27:35] Speaker E: I'm not looking at nothing. [00:27:36] Speaker F: You're playing Nintendo right now. [00:27:38] Speaker E: Yes. [00:27:40] Speaker F: She does have the wife. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Yeah. And she's just mentioning names, you know, because Canada has become under suspicion to us ever since Brian Mulroney became Prime minister. [00:27:51] Speaker E: Got that right. [00:27:53] Speaker F: Another one, Chuck, you're right. No one, no one. [00:27:57] Speaker B: We've never talked to anybody in Canada who has ever liked Brian Mulroney. [00:28:01] Speaker E: Nobody does like him, that's why. [00:28:03] Speaker B: No, that's true. That's obviously true. [00:28:05] Speaker F: And if he gets reelect, is he running again? [00:28:07] Speaker E: He's not getting reelected. [00:28:09] Speaker B: Oh, he's, he'll be, he's. There'll be elections. When? Next year. [00:28:12] Speaker F: Yeah, but if he does, I, I would definitely be some suspicion about that. But all the people we've talked to. [00:28:19] Speaker E: He, he's not going to get reelected. [00:28:22] Speaker D: How many votes is he not going to get pre elected? [00:28:25] Speaker B: That's right. She'll be able to predict that. Okay. We've kind of run out of well known people. Really? Yeah. So I'm going to give you some dates. [00:28:35] Speaker F: See, there was a few people I thought were born today. [00:28:38] Speaker B: Yeah, there were few people born. [00:28:40] Speaker F: No, I mean some other ones. [00:28:42] Speaker D: A lot of hospitals. [00:28:43] Speaker F: Yeah, but I thought Bob Newhart was. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. [00:28:48] Speaker F: Dweezil Zapp. [00:28:49] Speaker B: What do you mean Bob Newhart? What made you say that? [00:28:52] Speaker F: Because I remember reading it last week in the paper. [00:28:54] Speaker D: Oh, so we know. So don't have. [00:28:56] Speaker F: No, no, I don't know the name. [00:28:58] Speaker B: No, you're absolutely right. I forgot to put that name down. I was saving it for toward the end. [00:29:04] Speaker F: Do you have Dweezil Zappa down there also? [00:29:07] Speaker B: No, I don't have that. Okay. No, I don't know that at all. I do have Bob Newhart. I don't know, I forget what. I don't know why I didn't. Yeah, hold on a minute. Let me check my two sources from Bob Newhart. So we get the age. [00:29:19] Speaker F: Most of the time when I read those things that they're always like, you don't have Dweezil Zappa? Probably it's on his birthday. [00:29:25] Speaker B: That's why. [00:29:25] Speaker F: Because when I read this paper it's always wrong. [00:29:28] Speaker B: And like one of these sources has John Cage, the composer who just died within the past few weeks. Yeah. So we don't do him, but let's do Bob Newhart. Of course, I'd skip. That's totally a shame. Oh, shame. Jack, what do you think? Bob Newhart. Bob Newhart. He's gonna be 64. 64. Okay, Tony? [00:29:56] Speaker F: 60. [00:29:57] Speaker B: 63. 63. [00:30:00] Speaker F: And I'm probably wrong. [00:30:03] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:30:04] Speaker F: I think it's like the Raquel Welch age for some reason. [00:30:06] Speaker B: And, Carol, what do you say? [00:30:08] Speaker C: I say 62. [00:30:10] Speaker B: 62. Okay. What do you say, Hazel? 61. [00:30:14] Speaker E: 63. [00:30:15] Speaker B: 63. [00:30:18] Speaker F: I'm in good company then. If Hazel thinks it's 63, I must be right. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Oh, Jimmy, what do you think? [00:30:24] Speaker D: 64. [00:30:25] Speaker B: 64. And Constance? [00:30:29] Speaker C: 63. [00:30:30] Speaker B: 63. Okay. Strangely enough, Hazel got it right on the button again. Along with Constance and Tony. You sure you're just guessing these things? [00:30:40] Speaker E: I'm just guessing. Honest. I don't have anything. [00:30:43] Speaker B: How do you get. How do you get five out of six right on the button? Just guessing? [00:30:49] Speaker E: I have no idea. [00:30:52] Speaker B: You cheat. Are you Canadians liars and cheats or what? [00:30:57] Speaker D: Last name is Mulroney. Watch out. [00:30:59] Speaker E: Well, thank you very much. [00:31:00] Speaker B: That's right, Brian Mulroney. Come here and break my nose. [00:31:02] Speaker E: I'm not related to him at all. And I wouldn't want to be. [00:31:06] Speaker B: Okay. [00:31:06] Speaker E: I don't lie and I don't cheat. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:31:09] Speaker F: Does that guy have any friends up there anymore? [00:31:11] Speaker E: Nope. [00:31:12] Speaker C: He was psychic. [00:31:14] Speaker B: I think there's. There's somebody who lives about 600 miles north of North Bay who says he isn't bad. But nobody can identify that person. His friends won't turn him in. [00:31:26] Speaker D: He isn't bad. A. You forgot the A. Yeah, well, I don't know. [00:31:29] Speaker B: They talk that way 600 miles north of North Bay. Okay, how about. How about that? A couple of events here. [00:31:40] Speaker D: That sounds good. [00:31:41] Speaker B: One is. One was a sad event at the Olympics on September 5th, this very date. The Olympic Games in Munich. Member Arab guerrillas invading the Israeli delegation. They killed two and took nine others hostage. And remember that whole thing? And eventually all the hostages were killed and five of the hostage takers were killed. And a German policeman had terrible slaughter at The Olympic Village. September 5th. And what year would that have been? We'll start with you, Hazel. [00:32:18] Speaker E: Oh, really? [00:32:19] Speaker B: Yeah. What year do you suppose that was? The Olympic slaughter in Munich. [00:32:23] Speaker E: That's when the Olympics were there. [00:32:25] Speaker B: Yes. That's. That's the slaughter. [00:32:27] Speaker F: There's a deductive reasoning for you, right? [00:32:29] Speaker B: Was of Olympic play. Bloomberg. [00:32:32] Speaker E: No, I just saw it on CNN not too long ago. [00:32:34] Speaker B: Yeah, well, this is. This is a big Anniversary. Right. Now. [00:32:39] Speaker E: For some reason, 58 sticks in my mind, but I have no idea. I'll take 58. [00:32:43] Speaker B: You say 58. Is that. Is that your answer or not? Yeah. 1958. Okay. And, Carol, what do you think? [00:32:52] Speaker C: 1968. [00:32:54] Speaker B: 1968. Okay. And Tony? Oh. [00:33:02] Speaker F: I'll go with 68 also. [00:33:06] Speaker B: Okay. And what do you think, Jimmy? [00:33:08] Speaker D: I think it's way. Way before that. I'm gonna go 1942. [00:33:14] Speaker B: 1942. That's. [00:33:16] Speaker F: That's interesting. [00:33:18] Speaker B: Constance, what do you say? [00:33:21] Speaker C: I'm gonna go with 53. [00:33:24] Speaker B: 1953. [00:33:27] Speaker F: That's an Olympic year. [00:33:28] Speaker B: I remember that year. Yeah. Considering they played on the even numbered. [00:33:32] Speaker F: Years, can anyone tell me why? For instance, the past Olympics were what they were in August, right? [00:33:40] Speaker B: Right. Yes. [00:33:41] Speaker F: And then, for the instance, this one that you're talking about was in September. And sometimes they were in. I think, the Seoul Olympics were in late September or October. Anyone know why? [00:33:51] Speaker B: They're. [00:33:51] Speaker F: They're just not a specific. Two weeks out of the summer. [00:33:55] Speaker B: Well, I suppose it depends on the climate of the country. I think it's probably the climate, depending on what country they're in. You're right. [00:34:04] Speaker F: No, I think you may be right. No, I don't like Jack's explanation, but yours is much clearer. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I have a way. You see, words is my business. Hey, Jack, what year? [00:34:14] Speaker F: Business as well? [00:34:16] Speaker B: Oh, yes. Business. Jack, what do you think? What. What year was. Was this. I was gonna say, oddly enough, 72. 1972. You were gonna say. Okay, I'd say you hit it right on the bar. Oh, 1972. [00:34:31] Speaker D: What was I thinking of? [00:34:32] Speaker F: I don't know, because Israel wasn't even. [00:34:34] Speaker D: I know. You're right. I'm thinking of something. [00:34:36] Speaker B: That's right. The country wasn't. Wasn't founded till 1948. Right. About six years later. But. But the Arabs. You know how tricky they. Those people are. They said, you're going to have a country. We're going to get you. Now there'll be fewer people we'll have to worry about later on, or something of that nature. [00:34:56] Speaker D: I wasn't thinking in terms of Arabs. I was thinking. I don't know what I was thinking. [00:34:59] Speaker B: You weren't thinking anything. Jimmy, am I hitting it right on the button? [00:35:02] Speaker D: Yeah, you're right. [00:35:03] Speaker B: Okay. Okay, here's another one. You remember when Squeaky Fromm. Lynette. Squeaky Fromme. [00:35:11] Speaker F: Fromme or from. Make it in your mind. [00:35:13] Speaker B: Well, I'd say Frome. F R O M M E Is probably Frome. [00:35:16] Speaker F: Where's she from? [00:35:19] Speaker D: Wherever it was, it was squeaky. [00:35:22] Speaker B: Whatever it was, it was squeaky. Did you hear that? [00:35:24] Speaker F: No, I didn't hear anything. [00:35:25] Speaker B: Not bad enough, he said 1942. Now he's compounding it. Okay. President Gerald R. Ford escaped an attempt on his life by Lynette. Squeaky. From a disciple of Charles Manson that was up in Sacramento, California. She took a shot at him. And honest. And it was on this date, September 5th. And what year would you say that was? Let's see who we start with this time. Let's start with. Let's start with you, Tony. Thanks. I don't think we've ever started with you this whole. [00:36:00] Speaker F: Yeah, you did once. [00:36:01] Speaker B: Oh, we did? Okay. [00:36:03] Speaker F: On. I don't know what age. [00:36:06] Speaker B: Okay. The year that Squeaky from attempted to kill President. President Ford. He was president at the time. That ought to be. [00:36:14] Speaker F: Yeah, yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. [00:36:17] Speaker B: Yes. And don't say 1942. [00:36:22] Speaker D: Okay. [00:36:25] Speaker B: She knew he was going to be the president, so. [00:36:27] Speaker F: Yeah, she wanted to get him early and it was bad. Get him out of the way. [00:36:31] Speaker B: That's right. Why wait till he see if I assassinate him when he's not even president yet? [00:36:35] Speaker D: Well, someone had to give a dumb answer. [00:36:37] Speaker B: The penalty would be less. We know that she's not a procrastinator. That's right. What? I like to leave things to the last minute. [00:36:46] Speaker F: Keep talking. [00:36:47] Speaker B: Give me. [00:36:47] Speaker F: Give me a time to figure this out. Okay, I'll have to go with. Oh, I've got two years now to. [00:36:54] Speaker B: It was the same year that Hazel from Hamilton, Ontario, attempted to go over the Niagara Falls in a folding beach. [00:37:02] Speaker D: Chair with her Nintendo. [00:37:05] Speaker B: With her Nintendo. That's correct. [00:37:06] Speaker F: Nintendo wasn't around. But because Hazel knew about it, she wanted to get it early, get all the games and before they. They sold out. So she's got them all. [00:37:16] Speaker B: Okay. 75. You stall long enough. [00:37:18] Speaker F: 70? [00:37:18] Speaker B: You're saying 1975? [00:37:20] Speaker F: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. [00:37:21] Speaker B: Okay. And Hazel, what do you say? [00:37:25] Speaker E: 76. [00:37:26] Speaker B: That's the spirit. [00:37:29] Speaker D: Beat me to it. [00:37:30] Speaker B: That is just as swell. Okay, Constance, what year do you think that assassination attempt took place? [00:37:37] Speaker C: You asking me something? [00:37:39] Speaker D: Huh? [00:37:41] Speaker B: I was asking you to the prom. I have a gardenia corsage for you. And it'll go nice on your gown. [00:37:47] Speaker D: And has that bulb under his jacket that squirts it, so watch out. [00:37:51] Speaker B: And I have. [00:37:52] Speaker F: Never mind. [00:37:54] Speaker B: I've rented a tuxedo. A maroon tuxedo, black pants with a stripe up the side. [00:38:00] Speaker D: And I think. [00:38:02] Speaker B: I don't know. I didn't wear. I don't wear a cummerbund. [00:38:04] Speaker F: Paisley. [00:38:05] Speaker B: But if I would, it would be a green and white cummerbund. [00:38:08] Speaker D: It goes great with the phony glasses and the nose and the mustache. [00:38:11] Speaker B: What do you think, Costa? I'm asking the year that Squeaky Frome attempted the assassination of President Ford. Gerald Ford and his orchestra. 42. [00:38:27] Speaker F: Gone since 1942. [00:38:33] Speaker B: She missed him and hit Roosevelt instead. Follow 64. [00:38:41] Speaker F: I didn't. I never thought. [00:38:42] Speaker D: Oh, now I feel much better. [00:38:44] Speaker F: Yeah, that's right. You should. [00:38:45] Speaker C: Why did you have that? Tony. [00:38:47] Speaker F: Yeah, that's exactly what. [00:38:48] Speaker C: I guess I couldn't write you down. [00:38:50] Speaker F: No, it's okay. [00:38:50] Speaker D: I know why they call it the dumb. [00:38:53] Speaker F: I never thought presidential assassination attempts would ever be something to laugh about. [00:38:58] Speaker B: I know. Or a slaughter of the Munich. [00:39:01] Speaker D: I might as well give it a shot. [00:39:06] Speaker B: Okay, Jimmy, your turn. You think I'm gonna say fire away? You got another thing going. [00:39:12] Speaker D: Oh, boy. [00:39:13] Speaker F: That was right on the mark. [00:39:18] Speaker D: Well, let's see. 74. [00:39:21] Speaker B: 74, you would say. Okay, and what did you say, Carol? [00:39:27] Speaker C: 75. [00:39:28] Speaker B: 1975. You're gonna say the same as Tony said. And Jack, what do you say? [00:39:33] Speaker D: Oh. [00:39:36] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. So. Whoop. [00:39:40] Speaker F: 64, Jack. [00:39:42] Speaker B: I'll say. [00:39:45] Speaker D: 1912. Please do. [00:39:50] Speaker B: Let's see. And got William Howard Taft. Who was a big fat target, wasn't it? He wouldn't have missed it. [00:39:56] Speaker D: Right in the bathtub. Right. Let's see. [00:40:00] Speaker B: See? Hi there. I'm. I'm. Big fat president William Howard Taft. Big fat Taft. [00:40:08] Speaker D: He's too fat for me. [00:40:10] Speaker B: The only reason they don't have presidential playing cards, trading cards. Is because they couldn't get me on there. [00:40:18] Speaker D: They actually. [00:40:18] Speaker F: They packaged them separately. [00:40:20] Speaker B: That's right. [00:40:20] Speaker F: On a four card layup. [00:40:24] Speaker B: It's a special pulse in the gum. By the time you got there, he. [00:40:28] Speaker D: Had more chips than Chinatown. [00:40:32] Speaker B: Okay. What do you say, Jack? The year that Squeaky from attempted the assassination. Oh, 76. [00:40:38] Speaker F: That's the spirit. [00:40:42] Speaker B: Okay. Did you say, oh, cheese with a squeaky fromage? [00:40:47] Speaker D: Oh, sorry. From us. We got it. [00:40:52] Speaker F: No, we don't. [00:40:53] Speaker B: Okay. The actual year was 1975. So that means Carol and Tony got those. [00:41:04] Speaker F: See, Hazel missed one. Amazing. [00:41:05] Speaker B: Wow. [00:41:06] Speaker F: You are only. You're only 11 years off, Constance. [00:41:09] Speaker E: I did it on purpose. [00:41:12] Speaker F: You were only 11 years off, Constance. [00:41:14] Speaker B: You were close. Yeah, I think we have. We have the. [00:41:17] Speaker F: Is that it? [00:41:18] Speaker B: The. The final. Yeah, the final one we have. Hazel actually has come out ahead anyway with five correct answers. Jack has Got three. And so has Tony. Tony had three correct answers, so you guys did okay. And Carol did okay with two. Constance has one whoopee. And Jimmy is now swimming out to the seawall. [00:41:42] Speaker D: And humbly, I will reflect on the year 1942 and be ever so ashamed. [00:41:50] Speaker B: Was that the name of one of the Jim Belushi movies? [00:41:54] Speaker F: 41. [00:41:55] Speaker B: Oh, it was 1941. Yeah. [00:41:57] Speaker F: You're off the sequel. No. What was. No, it was 1941. [00:42:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:02] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:42:02] Speaker D: Instead of sending me a weather stick, why don't you beat me with it? [00:42:05] Speaker B: Without answering, how would you like Carol to beat you with a weather stick? That could be. As long as the second prize. [00:42:15] Speaker D: As long as she's wearing leather and. And fishnet stockings, that's fine. [00:42:18] Speaker F: And a paste on mustard. [00:42:21] Speaker D: And the glasses in the nose. Yeah, that'd be fine. [00:42:26] Speaker F: I like the leather boots and the cummerbund. [00:42:28] Speaker B: That's. [00:42:28] Speaker F: That's a nice. [00:42:29] Speaker D: That sounds good. That's funky. That sounds good. [00:42:31] Speaker F: That's a nice picture, Carol. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm getting excited. [00:42:34] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm getting beads of perspiration now, too. [00:42:37] Speaker B: Okay. Anyway, we'll hold on there for a while for a little bit. Hazel. And we'll take. Tony will take your name and address, your phone number, and any other pertinent health information you'd like to. Whenever you're most vulnerable. And we'll send out a gift to you. A tacky, tasteless gift that you'll hate and. But it'll be nice. It'll come from the States. You'll be able to show it to all your friends up there in Canada. Say, this came from the States, this tasty, tasteless, tacky gift. [00:43:12] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:43:13] Speaker E: A real nice gift from Bob. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Oh, geez. God. Now, who. Who suspects she doesn't cheat, huh? After that. [00:43:21] Speaker F: I know. Y. [00:43:23] Speaker B: What did you get? A pen? He gives pens. [00:43:25] Speaker E: I got a radio that gives WBZ, too. [00:43:30] Speaker B: Bob. Raleigh gave. [00:43:31] Speaker E: Raleigh gave me a radio. [00:43:33] Speaker B: Wow. And you got a. You were able to hear the radio up in Canada? [00:43:37] Speaker E: Yes. [00:43:38] Speaker B: Well, you can hear. You can hear WBZ up in Canada anyway. [00:43:43] Speaker E: Yeah, but this is a different radio. Supposed to be a cheap one, but it works. [00:43:48] Speaker F: Well, how long then? That explains why Pop said it's a cheap radio. [00:43:52] Speaker B: Yeah. How long Wrote it. How long ago did you get that? [00:43:55] Speaker E: Yesterday. [00:43:56] Speaker B: You got it yesterday? [00:43:58] Speaker E: Yesterday. [00:43:59] Speaker B: Now, what did you do to. To get the radio? Oh, and he sent. Where's he getting the radios? Are they giving him better gifts? [00:44:07] Speaker D: Did you. [00:44:08] Speaker F: Did you win Quick Recall? [00:44:09] Speaker E: No, I came in second place. [00:44:11] Speaker B: Wow. What did the Winner get a television washing machine. [00:44:15] Speaker F: They must be cleaning out the prize closet here or something. You don't have many contests here anymore. A fully stocked station. [00:44:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I noticed that there are two microphones missing here. They must have been prizes, too. Yeah, they must be buying some new equipment. [00:44:29] Speaker E: You don't give up prizes, Norm. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Who said I don't give up prizes? [00:44:33] Speaker E: I haven't got mine. When I won the birthday game last time. [00:44:36] Speaker F: When are you on the last time too? [00:44:39] Speaker E: Yes. [00:44:42] Speaker C: Too. [00:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah, see, no, I still owe Constance one. But I don't. I don't even have your name on the list, Hazel. [00:44:48] Speaker E: Well, you should have. I won it. [00:44:50] Speaker B: No. Well, it's a prize. [00:44:52] Speaker F: Just listening to the show. See, that's the point. Yeah, that's why it's tacky. [00:44:56] Speaker B: I can hardly wait to get rid of Hazel. She's causing all kinds of problems here. [00:45:00] Speaker E: Well, somebody else said they didn't get theirs too, so I don't feel so bad. [00:45:03] Speaker B: Okay. Hey, Constance. I want to thank you very much for being part of this. Can you hear me? [00:45:08] Speaker C: Yeah. What'd you say? [00:45:14] Speaker B: I said take two sips of casser fruit before bedtime. Call me in the morning and call Hazel in the morning. [00:45:21] Speaker F: Sprinkle a little over. [00:45:23] Speaker B: Take care, Constance. [00:45:24] Speaker C: I love Canadians. I'll call her in the morning. [00:45:26] Speaker B: Okay, Constance. Bye. Bye, Constance. I didn't understand a bit of that, did you? [00:45:34] Speaker F: You couldn't script it any better than that. [00:45:36] Speaker B: That was beautiful, Jimmy. [00:45:38] Speaker D: Yes, Norman. [00:45:40] Speaker B: At least I know. [00:45:41] Speaker D: Send me a history book and a couple of atlases and I'll. I'll do fine in a time. [00:45:48] Speaker B: Now you did okay. The one thing we know. You didn't cheat. [00:45:52] Speaker D: I never cheat. [00:45:53] Speaker B: And you know what that means to me? That means more to me than anything my children could do. Well, thank you, son. So you're okay? [00:45:59] Speaker D: All right. [00:46:00] Speaker B: Take care. [00:46:00] Speaker D: Good morning. [00:46:01] Speaker C: All right. [00:46:01] Speaker B: Bye bye now. Okay. Carol. [00:46:07] Speaker C: Hey, if I promise I won't bring Robert from Everett, will you tell me what time you're going to be at the farm stand or something? September 12th. [00:46:14] Speaker B: Oh, a good person. Probably very early. You know, like before it opens. Yeah, before it opens. And I'll. I'll be gone about 10 minutes. Just as they're beginning to open, I'll be bringing Robin. No, I. It's. It opens. What time? 7 o' clock or something like that. Yeah, I guess it'll be first thing in the morning. [00:46:32] Speaker C: All right, because. Do you have any of your animals with you? [00:46:35] Speaker B: I will. I'll have all my chickens. I will have. [00:46:39] Speaker F: That's the new soap opera. [00:46:40] Speaker B: They all farmed all my chickens. That's right. And I'll have the guiding horse. Well, and all the other. I'll bring. I'll bring along our big Newfoundland dog. I'll bring along three cats and that's about the same. [00:46:59] Speaker F: Partridge and a pear tree. [00:47:00] Speaker B: That's right. Yeah. Including the pear tree. I'll bring the pear tree. And whoever gives the high bid, that'll go to the children's hospital. Are you coming by his Carol? [00:47:11] Speaker C: I sure am. [00:47:13] Speaker B: Well, that's really nice. Okay, good. I look forward to seeing you. Thank you for playing the game. [00:47:17] Speaker C: Thank you, Normie. [00:47:18] Speaker F: Bye. [00:47:19] Speaker B: That's my friend Carol. And Jack. Yes. Well, you've just been so darn wonderful. Well, thank you and we'll talk to you in a few minutes. Getting breathy again. Yeah. Okay. And also, you want to hang up on me, don't you, Tony? Whatever he just did. Okay, you hang in there, Hazel. He'll get to the phone in just a minute. [00:47:39] Speaker E: Okay? [00:47:40] Speaker B: Take your name and address and we'll send stuff to you, okay? Okay. It'll be. It won't be. Won't be a radio, but what the heck, we'll do the best we can. Anyway, so about two minutes before 4:00', clock, we'll, we'll take some calls right after the news here at 254-1030, Richard. [00:47:56] Speaker G: Roloff of Dallas, Texas is telling us about his itchy rash problem. [00:48:00] Speaker D: I had a rash under my arms. It was itchy. It was not a red rash, but it was just a very aggravating rash and it was very uncomfortable. [00:48:10] Speaker G: But Richard Roloff got relief using triple action Gold Bond medicated powder. [00:48:14] Speaker D: When you put it on, I get a cooling effect. Gold Bond, well, it's given me relief from a rash. It stopped the itching instantly. There are times when I use it anywhere on my body because it gives a very comfortable feeling. [00:48:30] Speaker G: Gold Bond's triple action is like three gray powders in one. It has the absorbing action of powder, the medicating action of a proven itch fighter and the drying action of zinc oxide. That's triple action Gold Bond. [00:48:43] Speaker D: The Gold Bond seemed to do it. [00:48:44] Speaker G: And whatever medical properties it has seem to help. [00:48:48] Speaker D: I'm very satisfied with it all over. [00:48:50] Speaker G: With Gold Bond powder, try triple action Gold Bond medicated powder. Use only as directed. Available at drugstores and supermarkets everywhere. [00:48:59] Speaker B: Hi, everybody. [00:49:00] Speaker H: This is Dave Maynard. Well, a slogan started about 10 years ago. Bring something, buy something, have a great time. And here we go again. September 12th. It's the WBC farm stand at Shriners auditorium in Wilmington. It's also farm city day throughout Massachusetts. And in honor of that, we're opening up a second location at the Wrentham State School in Wrentham. That's September 12th. All the great folks at the Massachusetts farm Bureau will make sure that the same rules apply. Tons of food, lots of live animals, good things to eat, fun and games for the kids. And it all goes to help fight childhood diseases at children's Hospital. Now there are a couple of special extra special features at Flyaway. Balloon rides and a monstrous cash prize cow chip throwing contest. Last year we had nearly 20,000 people in Wilmington and nobody went away with a sad face. You come see why. September 12th, the WBC farm stand in Wilmington and Wrentham. [00:50:03] Speaker B: You tune to WBZ Boston. It is now news time. Four o'. Clock. [00:50:08] Speaker A: Kids, did we not provide the alternative to anything else on the radio dial? I say yes. Love it or hate it, there wasn't anything so ridiculous skipping across the ionosphere. It was a privilege to be part of it then and now. I'll be back after this word from Childreach. [00:50:30] Speaker I: You know in your heart there has to be something better for your kids. Childreach has a suggestion. It's called Kids for Kids. Kids for Kids makes it possible for your children to discover a new culture, nurture a new friendship, exchange ideas with a youngster thousands of miles away. It's a program of letters and pictures, sharing and learning. [00:50:50] Speaker C: Dear Bemba, I hope you're getting enough to eat. I want to come to Africa and see what it's like. Is it like the jungle, Buck? Dear Tony, my mom says you work in fields. What are fields? [00:51:05] Speaker I: Kids for Kids. It's fun, but most important, it lets your children make a real difference in the life of a child and family overseas. For more information, call 1-800-REACH96, extension 14. That's 1-800-REACH96- extension 14. Kids4Kids is a new sponsorship program of Childreach, formerly Foster Parents program plan helping needy children and families overseas since 1937. [00:51:30] Speaker A: Closing the vault and leaving this world a little sillier than we found it. For excitement, turning your radio down. Lousy phones, darkened rooms and dark humor. Sweaty brows and other regions. Rabbit goulet paste on mustaches. Phony noses and glasses. Big breaks, tuned, honed and polished. The girl at the front desk fooling around, explaining the jokes. Movie ratings, Black socks and funny little hats. Having too much time to think. Scoring updates. Bob Rolly and his weekly visits from psychic Tiffany Dagwood and Mr. Dithers, the Krypton Dance, Talknet and all the other for Schleck. The programs opposite Uncle Norm. Big, lovely, beautiful ladies with great legs. Jack Benny. More action and less words. 16 track cassettes, 17 cornered rooms. Niagara Falls Gardenia corsages and maroon tuxedos. 76. That's the spirit. Leather boots, a cummerbund and a weatherstick. Cheap radios that work well. Taking two sips of Cassafruit before bed. The vaunted Quick Recall Prize controversy. The WBZ farm stand. The historic farming soap operas. All My Chickens and the Guiding Horse. Shriners Auditorium, Children's Hospital. [00:52:59] Speaker B: Hazel. [00:53:00] Speaker A: The Nintendo playing psychic from Hamilton, Ontario. The angst filled Jack Hart and the sensuous doppelganger himself, Norm. Raquel Nathan. I am the producer who. Who's got enough for two? Tony Nesbit. [00:53:17] Speaker B: Hey, Constance. I want to thank you very much for being part of this. Can you hear me? [00:53:21] Speaker C: Yeah. What you say? [00:53:27] Speaker B: I said take two sips of casserole before bedtime. Call me in the morning and call Hazel in the morning. [00:53:34] Speaker F: Sprinkle a little Ovaltine on it. [00:53:36] Speaker B: Take care, Constance. [00:53:37] Speaker C: I love Canadians. I'll call her in the morning. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Okay, Constance. Bye. Bye, Constance. I didn't understand a bit of that, did you? [00:53:47] Speaker F: You couldn't script it any better than this.