Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: How to do. Folks, we're just about back on track here at the vault of Silliness. Today we have a Dumb Birthday game from October 6, 1991. I have titled this one a Wolf in Rhyme Wastes Time. These early incarnations of the Dumb Birthday game are 30 minutes blasts of fun. Later, of course, we would play for the whole hour and in some cases, carry over a few more minutes after we had just so darn much fun. It all begins with the Norm show open, an appropriate drop in, and then our quote unquote original Dumb Birthday Game theme. The players. Wolfie Lenny in Charlestown, Jimmy in Winthrop. Loretta from Amesbury. I'm on the phone from Master Control and Lou Ayanazo in traffic. The birthdays with all the sound effects. Shayna Alexander?
Maybe not. Britt Eckland. Then we jump to October 7 for Oliver North and Alan Marcino. And then we go to October Eigth for Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Purcell and Stephanie Zimbalis. And let's close it out with October 9 and Sean Lennon. Episode 158 a Wolf in Rhyme wastes time alliterates its way to your ears.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: Now, Norm Nathan, he's the talk of the town.
[00:01:24] Speaker C: Lift you up when you're down.
[00:01:25] Speaker D: Norm.
[00:01:26] Speaker C: Nathan or w busy in Boston.
[00:01:37] Speaker E: If this doesn't make sense to you, it doesn't make sense to a lot of other people either.
[00:02:05] Speaker C: It okay. It's time to play the dumb birthday game. We try to guess the ages. In fact, we not only try to guess, we actually do guess and try to do it with some accuracy. The ages of people born on this date aren't too many people born on the 6th. This is Sunday. Of course. October 6. So we'll project ahead to a few days this coming weekend. Try to guess the ages of some other people born on at least this coming week.
You follow my drift? Okay, let's see. Wolfie is a part of the panel this morning. Hello, Wolfie.
[00:02:37] Speaker E: Good morning, Normie. And I love iceberg letters.
[00:02:44] Speaker C: That was just a darn beautiful you should be a canter.
[00:02:47] Speaker E: My grandfather wanted me to be, believe it or not.
[00:02:51] Speaker C: Okay, let's talk also with Lenny. Lenny is part of our group. Here Lenny in Charlestown. Hi, Lenny.
[00:02:58] Speaker F: Good morning. Norman. Storm and Norman, right?
[00:03:00] Speaker C: Storm and Norman. That is I. That is I h. Norman Nathan. Here's Jimmy in Winthrop. How are you doing, Jimmy?
[00:03:07] Speaker B: Good.
[00:03:07] Speaker D: How are you, Norm?
[00:03:08] Speaker C: Fine, thank you. Nice to have you with us again.
[00:03:10] Speaker D: Thank you.
[00:03:11] Speaker C: And we have Loretta, who's up in Amesbury. Up way up there. How you doing, Loretta?
[00:03:16] Speaker G: Oh, fine.
[00:03:17] Speaker C: Okay. Have you played the game with us before?
[00:03:19] Speaker G: Yes, once.
[00:03:20] Speaker C: Okay. And you're back for more punishment, eh? You little cutie? Okay, good. Tony, of course, is with us also. Hi, Tony.
[00:03:27] Speaker B: Always back for more punishment over and over again.
[00:03:30] Speaker C: Over and over again. Really?
[00:03:31] Speaker D: Your honeymoon, Tony?
[00:03:33] Speaker B: That's why I'm doing these birthday training.
[00:03:38] Speaker C: I'm sorry. You're doing these birthday games because why.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: I'm training for my honeymoon. From the punishment.
[00:03:42] Speaker C: Oh, the punishment.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: Did you drift off for a moment there?
[00:03:46] Speaker C: Right. No. Sometimes the humor comes so thick and fast that it kind of goes over my head. I guess a little too subtle. We also have Lou ianazo, of course, is playing the game with us. Two of them. Hey, how you doing, Big Lou?
[00:03:59] Speaker H: How are you?
[00:04:00] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:04:00] Speaker H: We missed you last week.
[00:04:02] Speaker C: That's right, too. Last week. Matthew Sitting.
Let's start out. There were just a couple of fairly well known people born on the 6th. One is, and I don't know how well known she is to most people. Shayna Alexander. She's an author, a writer, a columnist, and she's been on television quite a number of times. Shannon Alexander, does that sound familiar to anybody listening?
[00:04:31] Speaker B: What did she write? Little bit.
[00:04:34] Speaker C: What, books?
Well, she wrote a book. Let's see, we have one at home at this very moment and I can't think of the title.
She used to be on 60 Minutes. At one point back in the 70s, there was point counterpoint. She would argue the liberal viewpoint. And there was I forget the was it John McLaughlin or somebody like that would argue the conservative viewpoint. It doesn't matter. Whatever I'm saying is not ringing a bell with any of you. Anyway.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: That's one of the people you thought was that we would think what are the other names you're going to skip over? You don't think are well known?
[00:05:11] Speaker C: We may no, I'm just no, because I have to be the final judge of this.
Don't second guess. I'm sorry.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: Birthday Master.
[00:05:19] Speaker C: That's right. The host. In fact, what we can do is we can skip Shane Alexander. And I'll tell you, she's 66 today. How about Britt Eckland? Does that sound awful?
A Swedish actress. She was in man with a Golden Gun, the James Bond movie. The movie was 1974. That particular one, if that helps clue you in as to how old she might be. Wolfie. How old is Britt? Ecklin. A woman who's always had the hots for you.
[00:05:47] Speaker E: I'll try 55 and I'm alive.
[00:05:51] Speaker C: We're going to have one of these kind of things going. Try 55 and I'm alive. Is that your invitation of WC. Fields is someone had a chance? Yeah.
[00:06:01] Speaker E: Get away from me, kid.
[00:06:02] Speaker C: It is. Lenny, how old do you think Britt Eckland is?
[00:06:07] Speaker F: I just begun. I'll say 51.
[00:06:11] Speaker C: You're doing a little rhyme there, too. That is just a darn sweet somebody's going to say she's such a sweet little nifty. I'm going to guess 50. But anyway Jimmy, what do you think? 48. 48, and ain't that great?
Now you got me doing something stupid, see? Loretta?
[00:06:31] Speaker G: Yes.
[00:06:31] Speaker C: How old is Britt? Hello. How old is Britt Eckland?
[00:06:36] Speaker G: 61.
[00:06:38] Speaker C: 61. Okay. What do you think, Tony?
[00:06:41] Speaker B: She's looking fine for 49.
[00:06:44] Speaker C: Oh, my goodness.
And Lou, what do you say?
[00:06:48] Speaker H: I'll say she's 49 as well.
[00:06:50] Speaker C: 49 as well. Okay. And now we're looking very good at that. And looking very good at that. That doesn't rhyme, but it's nice to hear.
Okay, we've just checked the birth files, the birth certificate of Britt Ecklin, and she is 49.
[00:07:09] Speaker B: All right?
[00:07:11] Speaker C: Tony and Lou just both hit it right on the button.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Kind of that hint about the James Bond for some reason, made me figure 49.
[00:07:21] Speaker C: Okay. Because you're all pretty close. Jimmy had 48. Yeah. Which was very close also.
Okay, now, on Monday the 7th, we have a couple of birthdays. One is Oliver North has a birthday. Now, that should be a little easier, or maybe it's not so easy to guess. We'll start with you, Lou. How old will Oliver North be on Monday?
[00:07:42] Speaker H: I'll say 52.
[00:07:44] Speaker C: 52, said Lou in the form of a question, which is just perfect. And what do you think, Tony?
[00:07:52] Speaker B: 51, right?
[00:07:55] Speaker F: Yeah, 51.
[00:07:57] Speaker C: And Loretta?
[00:07:58] Speaker G: 55.
[00:08:00] Speaker C: What do you think, Jimmy? 53, and Lenny?
[00:08:04] Speaker F: 52.
[00:08:10] Speaker C: I hope you burn out soon and get on anyway. Wolfie, how old do you think?
[00:08:14] Speaker E: 51.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: 51 the same as Tony. As what Tony said. Not the same age as Tony. Okay, Oliver North is 51 and on the run. Three, two, one is like in 51, except his age actually is 48.
So those who said 51 actually were the closest.
[00:08:37] Speaker B: I'm happy about that.
[00:08:39] Speaker C: Yeah, that's Wolfie and Tony actually 51.
[00:08:42] Speaker E: And on the run.
[00:08:43] Speaker C: That scored early. Didn't you just say that, Wolfie? Was that 51 and on the run? Was that such a hilarious line that you wanted to say it again? No, that's a good invitation.
[00:08:58] Speaker D: Okay, how about, wow, what a lull.
[00:09:00] Speaker B: You can feel that one.
[00:09:02] Speaker C: Also on Monday, also on the 7th is the birthday of Al Martino, the vocalist. Okay, El Martino. Let's start with Jimmy on this one. How old do you think Al Martino will be?
[00:09:16] Speaker D: Oh, Al baby has been around. He's 71.
[00:09:21] Speaker C: 71. Al Martino is an interesting story.
He had to leave the country, didn't he? Have you seen that interview? He's done some few interviews about that. At one point, he had to leave the country because he was in trouble with some gang or something and has only recently come back.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: He would have named like Martino. I couldn't believe that.
[00:09:38] Speaker C: I know. Was I think he's legit.
He wasn't in any trouble with the law.
You're doing stereotypes, aren't you?
[00:09:48] Speaker B: It was just a joke.
[00:09:49] Speaker C: Oh, I see. And I'm making a whole big thing. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll just get off serious.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: And I'm going to get letters on it.
[00:09:55] Speaker C: Okay. Wolfie, what do you think? How old is Al Martino?
[00:09:58] Speaker E: 67.
[00:10:00] Speaker C: 67, okay, I thought you're going to say he's 62. My little no, 63, my little chickadee.
But you didn't then I'm glad. And I'm even sorry I said it. Lenny.
[00:10:16] Speaker F: How old Al Martino?
[00:10:20] Speaker C: I think that's the fellow. Yeah, Al Martino. How old is will he be on Tuesday.
Monday the 7th. How old?
[00:10:31] Speaker F: 70.
[00:10:32] Speaker C: 70, okay. What do you think, Loretta?
[00:10:36] Speaker G: 65.
[00:10:39] Speaker C: And what do you think, Lou?
[00:10:41] Speaker H: 66.
[00:10:43] Speaker C: Put that in the form. That was really nice. It was very good. What do you think, Tony?
[00:10:49] Speaker B: Another one who's looking fine at 69.
[00:10:54] Speaker E: Al Montino hang around drinking vino.
[00:11:00] Speaker C: I think I'm being nauseous.
[00:11:02] Speaker F: I think I have to go and get some air.
[00:11:03] Speaker C: Okay. Al martino. Let's check his birth rate. The birth rate or something. Birth certificate, whatever.
I don't catch the significance of this either. Jeopardy.
[00:11:16] Speaker B: It's jeopardy. Lou is putting in the form of a question.
[00:11:20] Speaker C: We know it's the jeopardy.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Just kind of like should have played.
[00:11:23] Speaker D: Blue Spanish Eyes and would have been better.
[00:11:30] Speaker B: I try and all I do is get grief from you all the time.
[00:11:33] Speaker D: I quit.
[00:11:35] Speaker C: Honest to God. You mean it?
Okay, al Martino will be 64.
Yeah, Loretta said 65 and she sees it the closest.
Loretta, you're okay?
[00:11:57] Speaker G: Wow.
[00:12:00] Speaker C: Okay. Tuesday the eigth is the birthday of Sigourney Weaver. Now, you all know Sigourney Weaver gets.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: To know better sometimes.
[00:12:09] Speaker C: Her father was head of NBC.
[00:12:12] Speaker B: I was going to say that name is alien to me.
[00:12:14] Speaker C: Yeah, Pat Weaver was her father.
That name is alien. Oh, yes, I get.
Okay, Loretta. Yes. You take the first shot. How old is Sigourney? Will Segorni Weaver be?
[00:12:31] Speaker G: 49.
[00:12:33] Speaker C: 49, okay.
And Lou?
[00:12:39] Speaker H: I'll say 43.
[00:12:42] Speaker C: And Lenny, what do you think?
[00:12:44] Speaker F: 45.
[00:12:46] Speaker C: 45. And glad to be alive. You don't have a little couple at that first this time?
[00:12:51] Speaker F: Oh, I forgot.
[00:12:52] Speaker C: Yeah, I had to remind you. Shame on me.
[00:12:56] Speaker E: Wolfie, let's try 46. Not out of the sticks.
[00:13:03] Speaker C: Jimmy.
[00:13:05] Speaker D: 44.
[00:13:06] Speaker C: Antony?
[00:13:10] Speaker B: 42.
[00:13:12] Speaker C: 42. With eyes of blue and a hair full of glue lying on a morning dew.
Okay, so Gordon Weaver is actually.
[00:13:29] Speaker F: Aliens.
[00:13:30] Speaker D: Twilight Zone.
[00:13:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I couldn't find the Close Encounters. Twilight.
[00:13:37] Speaker C: Is actually 42 years old. Which is what Tony said.
[00:13:41] Speaker B: Right?
[00:13:43] Speaker C: Tony's got three out of four. Yeah, he's doing very well. Three for you, Tony.
One for Lou, one for Loretta, goose egg for Jim, and goose egg for Jim, a goose egg for Lenny, one for Wolfie, and two for the little boy who lives down the lane. Thank you.
Sarah Purcell. Do you know Sarah Purcell?
[00:14:04] Speaker D: Real People?
[00:14:05] Speaker C: Very pretty. That's right. Real people. And she does some gahakta kind of commercial. She sits there know, one of those.
[00:14:14] Speaker B: Long documentary, one of those infomercials.
[00:14:17] Speaker C: Infomercials. That's it. Yeah. And you know, she's just so darn pretty that I have sent away for it nine times and I don't even know what it is. I can't remember.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: She looked a little old on the Real People rerun. Well, she's gotten to get the crows feed.
[00:14:31] Speaker C: Oh, she's just getting ripe, Matt. She's just getting to the right.
[00:14:34] Speaker B: That's true. She's hitting her peak, as they say.
[00:14:36] Speaker C: That's right. Oh, yeah. She won't be hitting the peak probably for another widow 18 years.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: She'S hitting her peak financial. Oh, there's a plug.
[00:14:48] Speaker C: Is that what she's plugging?
[00:14:49] Speaker B: Financial? No, I'm just saying peak. Peak financial.
[00:14:52] Speaker C: Peak financial is one of our that's right, one of our I don't know.
[00:14:55] Speaker B: Why you had to explain them.
[00:14:57] Speaker C: You have to explain my own commercials to me, which doesn't seem to make any sense. Okay, Tony, you take the first shot.
[00:15:03] Speaker E: Sure.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: 45.
[00:15:10] Speaker C: What do you think? Lou?
[00:15:12] Speaker H: 43.
[00:15:14] Speaker C: And Loretta?
[00:15:15] Speaker G: 41.
[00:15:17] Speaker C: Jimmy?
[00:15:18] Speaker D: 46.
[00:15:21] Speaker C: Lenny?
[00:15:22] Speaker F: 39.
[00:15:24] Speaker B: Oh, yes.
[00:15:25] Speaker C: I was kind of hoping we could get through this whole thing without a we can't ever get through this thing without a mention of 39. We must always mention 39. I don't know why it is, but I wish you'd cut that out.
Okay, that's my stick for the time being. And let's see. Wolfie. How old is Sarah Purcell?
[00:15:54] Speaker E: 44. And the same size as my waist.
[00:16:00] Speaker C: Your waist hasn't been 44.
You were twelve.
[00:16:05] Speaker E: I will start eating iceberg letters.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: Well, that'd be a nice thing. You know, you see to do.
[00:16:15] Speaker E: And e. F barney does it the old fashioned way. They rob you.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: EF, barney.
[00:16:24] Speaker C: No, you don't catch on to that either.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: Do Barney. Explain that one to me.
[00:16:29] Speaker C: What does that mean, Wolfie?
[00:16:31] Speaker E: Well, I heard that she's doing a stock brokerage EF, so I didn't give the correct name, but EF, Barney does it the old fashioned way. They rob you.
[00:16:47] Speaker C: I get it. Now.
Will somebody put a dirty sock in that man's face?
Okay. Sarah purcell pretty. Sarah Purcell is.
[00:17:04] Speaker B: And that's no indication of her hitting her peak. And she's know, and she doesn't have.
[00:17:10] Speaker C: No, that was appropriate. It was a very well chosen little piece of something there. Yeah, that was nice. Sarah Purcell. Now shut up. Sarah Purcell is actually 43, the exact age Lou has said she was, or actually will be on Tuesday. Yeah, Sarah Purcell. That's nice.
That means that you have a date with Sarah on her birthday, where she will bend to your every whim.
How about Stephanie Zimbabwist? Stephanie Zimbabwist. Who's? The daughter, I assume, of Ephraim Zimbabwist Jr.
How many Zimbabwists can there be?
[00:17:50] Speaker D: FBI guy, right?
[00:17:51] Speaker C: Yeah, that's right.
[00:17:51] Speaker D: 77 Sunset.
[00:17:53] Speaker C: That's right. And Stephanie Zimbabwist has been in. What?
[00:17:57] Speaker D: She was in P. S. Brosnan. What do you call? Remington Steel.
[00:18:02] Speaker C: She was in that's right. Remington Steel. That's right. That's. Stephanie zimberlist. Okay, let's start with Wolfie this time. How old will she be on Tuesday? The eigth of October?
[00:18:13] Speaker E: Let's try fought at two.
[00:18:16] Speaker C: Let's try fought at two under the beef.
[00:18:22] Speaker E: See if you can figure out where that one comes from.
[00:18:25] Speaker C: I'd rather not, if it's okay with you. And I don't think anybody else is jumping in on that, either. Lenny, how old is Stephanie symbolista? Jr. Stephanie Zimbabwist. How old will she be?
[00:18:38] Speaker F: 33.
[00:18:39] Speaker C: 33. He jimmy, what do you say?
[00:18:48] Speaker D: I'm going to say 38.
[00:18:50] Speaker C: Okay. And Loretta?
[00:18:52] Speaker G: 37.
[00:18:54] Speaker C: Tony?
[00:18:55] Speaker B: I'll say 38 also.
[00:18:59] Speaker C: Okay. And Lou?
[00:19:01] Speaker H: 35.
[00:19:02] Speaker C: 35. Okay. She's a very pretty girl. At least she was in the Remington Steel. I don't think she's much older than that now. Well, we'll find out in a second as we check her age.
[00:19:16] Speaker D: The FBI theme? Yeah.
[00:19:20] Speaker C: Is that the actual theme?
[00:19:21] Speaker D: Yeah, that's the FBI.
[00:19:23] Speaker C: Oh, that's great.
[00:19:32] Speaker D: A Quinn Martin production.
[00:19:36] Speaker C: You're supposed to make your speech, I think.
We've dusted the kitchen sink and found prints on them that indicate that Stephanie's Embolism is the suspect. She is 42 years old. Wow. What? I just said seem to be 42. Yeah.
[00:19:58] Speaker H: Wow.
[00:20:00] Speaker C: Does that seem that terribly old to you? 42.
[00:20:04] Speaker E: And tell her I'm available.
[00:20:06] Speaker C: Okay.
Wolfie guessed it. Oh, he did?
[00:20:10] Speaker E: 42 years old, and you can't beat the FBI.
Book him, Daniel.
[00:20:22] Speaker C: You know what I'd like?
Yeah. I think the next guy we get, we find who's been accused of some crime, like drunken driving, we're going to lock in a room with Wolfie. And Wolfie can sit there doing his WC. Fields imitation with his bad jokes after.
[00:20:39] Speaker D: His bails set, too.
[00:20:41] Speaker B: You remember somebody recommended to put in an electric chair? Picture of an electric chair in all the schoolrooms. What about a picture of Wolfie crime deterrence?
[00:20:48] Speaker C: That would be good. That would be good. I want to ask you one don't do what you're doing, or you'll end up looking like this.
[00:20:56] Speaker E: I want to ask you one question.
[00:20:58] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:20:59] Speaker E: All right. Everybody in the world knows Bookham Dano, right?
[00:21:03] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:21:04] Speaker E: Now, he had a Hawaiian individual that was a detective. What did the detective always say to El, bosso?
[00:21:21] Speaker C: Anybody care to join?
[00:21:23] Speaker D: He's confusing the two shows, FBI and Hawaii 5050.
Hey, Chief.
[00:21:33] Speaker F: Welcome, Daniel.
[00:21:35] Speaker C: He said we better get Walter Lipschitz. He's the only one who can get rid of Wolfie.
[00:21:40] Speaker D: What?
[00:21:41] Speaker E: He said, I'll give you the answer was Right, boss. And that's his only line for 16 years.
[00:21:48] Speaker C: Right, boss?
[00:21:50] Speaker E: Right, boss.
[00:21:51] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:21:51] Speaker C: Our life would have been empty had we not known that.
[00:21:54] Speaker B: Thanks for the call.
[00:21:54] Speaker C: Right, boss. Thank you very much. And let's move along to our next contestant. Okay, here's just the very last one.
[00:22:01] Speaker B: We have a scoring update.
[00:22:03] Speaker C: A scoring update? Yes, you may. The Wolfie has two, and both of them are as stale as can be.
Not for Lenny, I'm sorry to say. Or Jimmy. Yeah.
[00:22:16] Speaker B: They have fresh goose eggs.
[00:22:18] Speaker C: Loretta has one, Tony has three, and Lou has two. So Tony is in the lead at the moment. Yeah, Lou and Wolfie both are doing pretty well, too. And so is the very lovely Loretta. Thank you. Okay, this is the son of John Lennon.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: Which one?
[00:22:41] Speaker F: Sean?
[00:22:41] Speaker C: This is Sean. Sean Ono Lennon, the daughter, obviously, of Mr. Lennon and Miss Yoko Ono. Okay, let's see. We'll start with Wolfie now. Do we start with you last time?
[00:22:54] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:22:55] Speaker C: Okay. We'll start with Lou, then. This time, sean ono lennon.
[00:23:00] Speaker H: Young one. Let me see.
I'll say about 15.
[00:23:06] Speaker C: About 15. Okay, Tony.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: Let me see.
[00:23:14] Speaker C: Alan is writing on this.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: I know.
[00:23:17] Speaker C: Stress is starting to build up, and I can tell you your hands are quivering a little bit on the sweat. Yeah.
[00:23:24] Speaker B: Oh, no, get it?
[00:23:30] Speaker C: He's 15.
[00:23:34] Speaker B: I'll say 15 also.
[00:23:36] Speaker C: I will. Okay.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: I'll say it 15.
[00:23:41] Speaker C: Oh, that's good. Yeah. I forgot, what's the name of the other brother, the one who dislike oh, Julian.
[00:23:47] Speaker D: Yoko is the only Japanese beetle.
[00:23:51] Speaker B: I like that. That's not bad. Yoko is the only Japanese beetle.
[00:23:55] Speaker C: Okay, Loretta, what do you think? How old is Sean Ono Lennon?
[00:24:02] Speaker G: 18.
[00:24:03] Speaker C: Okay, Jimmy, I'm going to say he's 20.
And what are you going to say, Lenny?
[00:24:10] Speaker F: 17.
[00:24:12] Speaker E: And what do you think Wolfie trying for? 19.
[00:24:20] Speaker C: Why does that go through you like a cold winter breeze, like a sharp wind.
[00:24:24] Speaker B: Now, hang on. Before you give this answer, I'm looking for the appropriate drop in.
[00:24:29] Speaker C: Oh, I see.
[00:24:29] Speaker B: And I know it's here, so can you just stall for one moment?
[00:24:34] Speaker C: What do you think this whole program is all about?
[00:24:36] Speaker D: That's true.
[00:24:37] Speaker E: Well, let me just tell you, should the patriots ever move to Rhode Island.
[00:24:43] Speaker D: They'Ll play on a race.
[00:24:44] Speaker H: They'll have one fan.
[00:24:47] Speaker E: If patriots ever move to Rhode Island and this is not my gig, they're changing the name to the Rhode Island patriarchas.
[00:24:56] Speaker C: Didn't we go through this?
Yeah, we went through this yesterday, I think. Yeah.
Okay. Do we have the appropriate music yet?
[00:25:06] Speaker B: Well, like Kansas?
[00:25:07] Speaker C: So many things you're sending out to some other radio.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: No, no, it's right here in the drop ins, for crying out loud. And I can't okay, if you could just throw in something, I'll tell you what it was. We did had Ed Sullivan saying and now the Beatles. And I thought that's what?
[00:25:24] Speaker C: It would have been appropriate.
[00:25:26] Speaker B: So we'll just have to settle for.
[00:25:28] Speaker H: A fine choice for this.
[00:25:30] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: It would have been a fine choice.
[00:25:31] Speaker F: But we'll settle for this.
[00:25:33] Speaker B: We'll give you credit.
[00:25:34] Speaker H: Anyway.
[00:25:35] Speaker F: Thank you.
[00:25:35] Speaker B: A for effort, I suppose.
[00:25:37] Speaker C: Okay, the actual age I don't even care anymore. The actual age of Sean Lennon, or will be the actual age on the 7th or the 9th. Actually, what's the question, please? 16. He'll be 16.
[00:25:55] Speaker B: That's what I was going to say.
[00:25:56] Speaker C: So actually you did. Okay. Anyway, Tony, you said 15.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: And Lou, too.
[00:25:59] Speaker C: And Lou too. Also. And Lenny said 17. So he was the closest on the other side.
Okay, so here are the final results. Ladies and gentlemen and kids of all ages, tony has come out on top with four.
[00:26:21] Speaker B: This is my favorite power when those dancing girls come in taking out don't.
[00:26:26] Speaker C: Have a clue as to what you just said, but I bet it was really funny.
[00:26:29] Speaker B: I said this was my favorite part when the dancing girls oh, okay.
[00:26:34] Speaker C: That's okay. And anyway, so the best to all of you, and I appreciate you taking part there would be no winners, because Tony is the winner. And as you know, he works for Westinghouse and is paid so lavishly that we do not do a lot prizes to those employees.
[00:26:48] Speaker B: I'll take a couple of tickets for myself.
[00:26:50] Speaker E: And ladies and gentlemen, let me inform you one and all, please, you come off to him. I are the majority, we are the losers.
[00:27:01] Speaker C: And we see you later, Wolfie.
[00:27:03] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:27:06] Speaker C: I've always wanted to do that.
Clip him in mid sentence. Okay. Hey, Lenny, thank you very much for being part of this.
[00:27:14] Speaker F: Good night.
[00:27:15] Speaker B: Good night, Lenny.
[00:27:16] Speaker C: Lenny sounds like he's already drifting off into boo boo land there. And thank I don't know what Boo Boo Land means, but it does sound kind of risque, doesn't it?
[00:27:24] Speaker B: It does, doesn't it, Jimmy?
[00:27:26] Speaker C: Thanks a lot. Hey, Norm, can I leave you with this thought?
[00:27:28] Speaker D: And this one's for Wolfie.
[00:27:30] Speaker B: All right, cut him off. No, listen, just hold this thought. Just listen to this.
[00:27:35] Speaker C: This is for Wolfie.
[00:27:40] Speaker B: Was that a toilet flushing?
[00:27:41] Speaker C: I believe that's a real toilet.
[00:27:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:44] Speaker C: Thanks a lot, Jim. That was really nice.
What happened to the kind of class, elegant program that we used to run here? Was thinking about that, too. All we got is a continual toilet flushing the entire program.
They're not going to like this in the front.
[00:28:02] Speaker B: Anyway, that's where most of it to the flushing.
[00:28:05] Speaker C: I don't think this is why people tune from the other station to us. Hey, Loretta.
[00:28:10] Speaker G: Yes?
[00:28:11] Speaker C: Thank you very much for adding a feminine touch to this dumb birthday game.
[00:28:16] Speaker G: It's pouring outside.
[00:28:17] Speaker C: Is it really?
[00:28:18] Speaker G: Yeah.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: Let's take a look outside.
[00:28:19] Speaker C: Right, because they haven't washed the windows here in about three months.
[00:28:27] Speaker B: I'll twist open the no, it's as it's as dry as they dry here.
[00:28:34] Speaker C: But it's raining in Amesbury and probably heading this way.
[00:28:38] Speaker B: It did rain. It looked like there might have been a passing shower.
[00:28:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, because, and I'll get a lot of comment on this, I did not take the horse in when I left last night. Shame on you horses out there getting wet.
[00:28:52] Speaker B: Notify the authorities.
[00:28:54] Speaker C: I'll call the police department, ask them if they will put the horse in the stall, because they're that kind of people. Anyway, Loretta, thanks a lot for playing. Nice to talk with you again.
[00:29:03] Speaker G: Thank you.
[00:29:04] Speaker C: And again, Lou, I appreciate talking with you.
[00:29:08] Speaker H: Always a pleasure, Norm.
[00:29:09] Speaker C: And we'll talk with you again in about a half an hour. All right, thank you very much.
Look at that. She's heading right for the stall. Right on her own.
[00:29:18] Speaker B: Not bad.
[00:29:19] Speaker C: I forgot I left some grain in her little dish there.
[00:29:23] Speaker B: Thanks a lot, Norm.
[00:29:25] Speaker C: Thank you very much, Tony. Okay, thank you. Talk to you soon.
Okay.
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